Software Engineer morning routine (American Psycho Parody)

My name is Patrick Wang. I'm 24 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy from staying up last night fixing bugs in production, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my wrist curls. I do this to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a five-in-one body wash. This saves me time in the morning so I can get straight to work. Then I put on a Valentino shirt, light blue. I have a choice of full, half and gilet fleeces. Today it's a Cinchilla Patagonia fleece. Stonewash, then semi-rimless Oliver Peoples glasses, jet black. I then put in my AirPod Pros to listen to some lo-fi beats while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always solve the daily Leeko challenge first time, beating 100% of the submissions and I never look at the solutions. Then I check Stack Overflow for any new questions that catch my eye and are worth my time writing an answer for. There is an idea of a Patrick Nguyen, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me and though I can hide my cold gaze and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, working the same nine-to-five at the same fan company, sharing the same senior engineer title, I simply am not there.