Eating At The WORST Reviewed Restaurant In Savannah Georgia

Aren't you excited? It's day two in Savannah and we get to go to the worst rated restaurant. How lucky are we? But before we go to the worst rated restaurant we gotta get breakfast at the hotel. I'm not hungry. We gotta press the button. Oh yeah. I knew it was gonna be this good. I knew it wasn't just gonna be scones. Julia you gotta take a guess what's in there. Maybe eggs? I'm gonna go with pancakes, bacon, or sausage or hash browns. Sausage and danishes. I have to say JP, I'm gonna stick it with my Evian water bottle and this tap water here. JP yogurt has a good probiotic. You might want that. All right I'm gonna grab myself some food. Now we just have to figure out what the worst place to go to is. I'm not going. Can't this just be the worst rated? I'm in the Philippines. Cut it with a spoon. You know they have knives here. This is definitely good because it's free. This is how we do it. Take a little bit, do little dabs. You are one interesting character sir. All right JP, finish up breakfast here. Then you want to go on one of those little trolley tours? We can do that. Maybe it should be the worst rated seafood restaurant and then when we leave we'll get crazy diarrhea because we ate bad seafood. You want to do it? No. We got dropped off in the heart of Savannah, walking distance from hundreds of restaurants that seem super amazing but today's about the worst rated. Two and a half stars. Wild Wings Cafe. Oh no. Go on that. Those egg rolls look a little weird. Took 10 minutes to be able to order, 35 minutes for our appetizer to come out and then another 25 for us to get our food and then another 25 for us to get our check. Burnt nachos anyone? Why do we keep doing those stories? That's disgusting. If you ever have wing in your name, you should be able to do wings. Dry and overcooked. What the heck is that? What is that? Horrible, horrible, horrible. Service and food. This is how much this person is complaining. Oh my god. I don't want to go there JP. We could be going to the same restaurant that freaking Jenny worked out from Forrest Gump but no, let's go to Wild Wing Cafe. Oh my god, at least they have smiley fries. Okay, is this the worst rated? Let's keep going on Yelp. Cafe at City Market, two and a half stars. Maybe this place is worse. Oh my god, this looks disgusting. Does it look appealing and tasty they wrote? I don't think so. Dripping in oil, the crust was soaked through. Oh no, are we getting pizza? Spinach dip looks kind of gross too, look at that. Wilted lettuce and rotten bell pepper. I don't want to eat raw food. JP, I think this might be worse than the other place. The Cuban looks okay. Just some of the raw onion on the pepperoni pizza, inedible. What the hell is that? Don't go. Save your money, management needs to step it up. All right, let's go. This is where we're going, the City Market. Oh okay, yeah. Looks like they have a lot of customers. Look, they even have to-go drinks. Look at you, look what's right behind you. Oh my god, they're both of the worst rated restaurants are right across the street from each other. You ready to go in? Yeah. Look at this, this is so creepy, I love it. Hi, how are you guys doing today? All right, thanks. You look beautiful, I just grabbed some waters. I just gotta drop you guys, okay? Thank you. Okay, she's lovely. You know what you're gonna get? Based on the reviews, should we get what people said were bad to see if they're not as bad? Yeah, spinach artichoke dip. I'm thinking that we should see if the pizza's that greasy. Oh my god, a smoked salmon pizza? I don't think so. Is there anything that you recommend personally, or? If you guys like seafood, the smoked salmon is this. You should get the shrimp, shrimp and grits or something, right? It is our signature dish and it is delicious. All right, service is impeccable. Now, JP, we ordered a good amount of food to analyze. How do you feel? Um, I mean, I'll be the biggest judge on the pizza. I love shrimp and grits, so hopefully they can't screw that up. And the reason we got the spin dip is because people said it wasn't good. I want to see if it's true. The menus look very worn, weathered. Old. And look at all the lint and stuff on the lamp. So dirty. Okay, gotta give it to them, dude. This bathroom is pristine. I have a whole new level of respect based on this bathroom. Guess what the bathroom verdict is? I'm scared. I gave it probably a 10 out of 10. Really? It's a good bathroom? Very clean. We didn't go to the worst place. Well, that's all about the food. Right now, the service is okay. And the bathrooms are okay. The kitchen's kind of dirty though. I gotta, I gotta glance at that. I mean, there's a difference between like vintage and dirty. All right, so I just saw this lady check out and the waitress was like, would you like a box for the rest of your food? And the lady was like. Oh, wow. That was so quick. Thank you very much. Oh, yes. Yum, yum. Thank you so much. I have a question. Does this chef really look like that guy? No. Oh, that's him. Because I was like, that looks like Chef Boyardee. You know what I'm saying? That's spinached up. I've never seen it so kind of clumpy before. It's kind of burnt on this part. You see the burntness? This is the shrimp and grits. It's what they're famous for. The sauce kind of looks a little gnarly. The pizza looks vibrant though. Silverware is dirty. I'm hyper analyzing, but I'm also scared. So it goes hand in hand. First thing I'm noticing here is the shrimp has like bloody red parts of it here. I'm not eating that. I'll try the grits. There's like hardly any seasoning in it. What's that sauce? I don't know what I'm eating. It's a little spicy. Oh my god, there's something in this collard greens. What is that? Is that bacon? It looks like beef. It's either beef or pork. But it's definitely meat. Let me try this collard green here. This is the weirdest thing. Yesterday, which might have been last week that it was posted, we tried the best rated restaurant that we ate collard greens at. So now I'm comparing what is the best rated collard greens to what may be the worst rated collard greens. And you know, I'm just, I'm not happy. But I do feel like I'm eating a vegetable, which makes me feel good. With that being said, let's eat pizza. It's hot. This ain't greasy at all. This is really good. Look at these tomatoes on it. It tastes fresh. It looks like the dough's not cooked all the way through. Kind of pulls apart. Like, why is that happening? That's weird. It's a, it's pita bread. That doesn't make sense for pizza. I wanted that to be good, JP. The only thing that's good about it is the tomato. You gotta try the shrimp and grits. For their signature dish, it's probably the most blandest thing I've ever tasted in my life. Collard greens are okay. I just don't get this, this weird steaky beef thing in it. It's good. All right guys, seafood. What's wrong? It doesn't taste fresh. It's like frozen shrimp. It's kind of got like a toughness to it. Very seafood-y too, like it tastes fishy. For something that's soaking in sauce, it has zero flavor. But I don't think it deserves the, the worst rating. Especially since that pizza was not bad. This place has two and a half stars. I gotta go in on the spin-dip though. I mean, it definitely doesn't look like the best spin-dip I've had. I'm so nervous about what you're gonna say. But it doesn't seem like you're mad. There's nothing jarringly discomforting about it. It's like a little, got like a little loose wateriness to it. Uncomfortable. It seems like the Italian food that you got, you like. And the southern food, you didn't. No, they don't do southern food right here. But we're in the south. So come here for pizza. All right. I didn't break apart the dough like Julia did. That still ain't gonna stop me from eating pizza. I think the thing is, there are worse places. That's all. I don't know if there are worse places in Savannah. Maybe not Savannah, but you should go to Wing's Wild Wing Cafe. You want to go there right after this? Yeah, they got the worst wings. We gotta try that. All right, guys. Honestly, if I were a Yelp reviewer, I would definitely give it three and a half stars. I would not give it a two and a half. I think I would give it one. So you really want to go to the place next door to eat more bad food? Yeah. 2018. They got the best wings. Thank you. See, that's really dusty. That's right next to me while I'm eating. Like, at least clean your life this year, you know? I can't believe we're not only going to one restaurant in this video. We're going to two badly rated ones. Is this real life? Oh my god, there's hair on there. There's hair. There's human hair on my menu. I'm so grossed out. That's one thing I remember from the Yelp. These chicken tenders have been in some photos on there. So we should probably get that. They look good on the menu. Even the baby's sad. This table's so sticky. It's gross. I think the menu's supposed to look weathered. See? I don't know. It's the font they chose. Really? What about this line here? You think that's part of the font? Look it, made it from scratch. Yo, my nasal cavity is literally freaking out by the kind of putrid, dirty smell in here. I shouldn't have ate that shrimp. My stomach hurts. It was bloody. I wonder how the bathroom is. You should go check out the bathroom. I went in there and I tried to lock it and it wouldn't lock. And I'm like, your boy ain't taking a dump in here. We're missing a square out of the ceiling so you could see a lot of the guts. You know, the piping and stuff. It wasn't like dirty, dirty. Because the door won't shut, I gotta give it like a four out of ten. Like pretty low. The thing I'm most worried about is we got a four and a half hour drive. I just don't want either of us to have stomach problems along the way. So maybe we should go after this and get some probiotics. I think the bad part is I'm buying all this food. I don't even want to eat it. It's greasy. Do you see that? It's like, it's like a greasy folder. That's why they give you napkins. So you can clean yourself with it. Oh, I just can't stop seeing dirty. I can't stop feeling sticky. Get me out of here. Wait, first let's eat the food. I mean, honestly, Julia, the reviews just got in your head. I don't feel as uncomfortable as you. Look behind your head this way. I don't want to look behind my head. There's like some drippy type stuff from the ceiling coming down right behind your face. Can I move? I feel like if those wings end up tasting really good, I'm still gonna be grossed out. Yum. All right, these look good. I thought I was gonna get skewers. So I didn't need a fork. But let's use these gnarly forks. Okay, well, it's cooked through. I'm so scared to eat here. Okay, so the front looks like sauced up well. And then you look at the back and it's like that. What do you think? It looks like a chicken tendon. I think you're over-analyzing everything here. It's cold in the center but hot on the outside. I like the sauce. I feel like the meat is suspect. Grill marks seemingly fake because there's none on the other side. Nope, can't do it. It's not bad. I think the sauce masks the weirdness of the meat. This is good. The chicken though, I think it's frozen chicken. Comes with grill marks on one side, the other side's none. I really don't like it. Kind of have the sauce kind of sloshed on the side here. A couple pieces of celery and it looks like they brought you blue cheese. It's like a small little portion. It's like a vinegary-ness to them. It's kind of odd. You know what I think it is? The medium sauce. I think the hot's way better. Sweet potato fries taste like sweet potato fries so that's cool. That's a dry wing and then a wet bottom. Chicken wing's a chicken wing. We know that they're frozen and then deep fried. The quality of the chicken's just not that good. I think I could get better chicken at McDonald's. Should I get the bill? All right guys, that's it. The worst rated restaurants here in Savannah, Georgia. Nuzzled in right next to some of the best rated restaurants probably in all of America. Now you guys know if you guys ever come here where not to go or if you're feeling a little bit crazy, check it out yourself. If you guys like this segment, make sure to let us know in the comments because I really don't want to ever do this again. But if you guys want to see it, we'll make it happen. The world of traveling continues and the best and worst rated restaurants are still out there. We're gonna find them. First, we gotta leave this town. Go to another town. Julia, go up there. There's someone in there. Oh my freaking god. That is some scary looking wax person. He's got hairy hands.