DRUNK COLLEGE ADVICE 2018 Q A

Use the other door. Alright 8amers, this is a very special time because I'm doing something for you 100%. I do not like drinking alcohol at all, but I know you guys like Drunk Arlen, and I also know that you like college questions. So that being said, we're going to put them together. It's going to be beautiful. First things first, collection one is out. Easy, hands off the merch. Collection one's out. The only way you can get it is if you go ahead and comment on my video and then I'll DM you on Instagram. We're here in Ralph's picking up some... I think... We're going to need at least four. Yeah. Alright, let's go. Do you need a chaser? Uh, no. Arlen, you're not trying to impress anyone. Hydrate or dihydrate. Yeah. Also, I'd like to just prove... Thank you, you too. Oh, that's smart to cover all that. I would never... Thank you. Thank you. So like I said, I do indeed hate drinking alcohol. Hates the booze. That being said... Wait, so you're like... Salute. You guys are so brave. Mazel Tov. You guys are so brave. I could not. Okay. Oh my God. Alright, so official introduction. Welcome back to the channel, guys. The way this is going to work is we're going to do college questions. We have our friend Gretchen here. I think some of you might know her and she's going to be reading the questions. Let me just double check that this light is turned. I can smell the vodka. I know. Did we want to do like a little... Oh, we didn't crack the seal, but trust me guys. It's cracked. I'm already drunk. Well, let's get into it. Wait, for real? You didn't give me an introduction. You go, this is Gretchen. Well, I introduced you in the store. You didn't. I'm going to do like a little Duke Natalie. This is Natalie. I don't even think you put the camera on me in the store. I had you holding the alcohol. Oh, I'm kidding. Anyway, this is Natalie also. She's mad I didn't introduce her. Well, I just thought it was confusing. Okay, let's do a question. Alright? Yeah. This is going to be so confusing. We're like a married couple right now because we've been spending way too much time together. I'm going to be seeing you guys progressing. Wait, so we do a shot every question? Yeah. Hey Arlen, any tips for moving into a college dorm? Yeah. This is a good question to start off with. College freshmen. First of all, you kind of got to know that everyone doesn't really like you that much, which is fine. So move in is kind of a process where you make friends with your roommate and everyone on your floor. You want to befriend your RA. I've never met my RA. Really? No, never saw them once. That's, I've never heard that before. That's weird. And on that note. How many beers could you send down in one night in college? I've never, literally to this day, I've never had a full beer. I'm a vodka soda type of gal. Get me a gin and water, a gin and soda. What's your go-to drink at the bar? Molly water. No, seriously, like vodka Red Bull can't really go wrong. Yes, you can. You absolutely can go wrong. Vodka Red Bulls make you want to die in the morning. 10 out of 10 do not recommend. Vodka soda, 1000%, white girl drink, add extra lime, fire. If you don't have a vagina, I recommend the vodka Red Bull. Okay. Or cranberry. I'm just trying to heal your organs in the morning. Like vodka soda, I mean, a vodka Red Bull. This should heal your organs. Wait a second. We're going fast. Are we five deep? Oh my God. Yeah. Tell Emma to ask you, why are you and Gretchen not dating? Wait, you guys aren't dating? Do you recommend going out of your comfort zone your first few weeks in college? Absolutely. Kind of. Yeah. Oh, I do recommend it. That's like a silly question in my case. You said how we would know when middle schoolers were in school questions. This is the one. How many beers do you drink out of a bong in one night? What is this? This is the one where I was like, these kids are definitely trying to be cool. No, but you know what? Maybe she meant like a beer bong, a double headed beer bong. How many beer bongs do you drink a night? That was my funnel. No, I bought a funnel and I would funnel Hennessy out of it, but not beer. Cheers. Which one is better, sorority parties or frat parties? A BU, we don't have sorority parties. You see, the thing is with sororities in our state, if you have more than six girls living in a household, it's considered a brothel. A freaking whore house. Like by default. So there are no sorority parties. Just a bunch of whores sitting around BU. There are no sorority house parties at BU because it's all a bunch of whores. You can't do that. How do you get so much sexual interaction and what brands are your favorite shorts? Oh, you mean this? Sexual interaction? Are you kidding me? Wait, what was the question? I will answer this question. The only thing you have to do is take her by the hand, look her in her eyes, and just kiss her. I was scared too. I actually was scared for my life. I saw moments of my life flash before my eyes. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. He's your brother. Is that what you said to me last night? She was like, get the **** away from me. And I was like, I'm not trying. Can I give my girl advice to all the girls out there? Boys are in love with the chase. Play hard to get. But at the same time, I also say, you know what? Go after what you want. Make a bold move. Follow them first on Instagram. Here's the paradox. Here's the paradox. Girls say guys love the chase, but the guys who chase, you don't ******* want girls because you're the one who wants the chase. I love the chase. So flip that around. You got to be the prize. Okay. But the best part of this question is, and what brand are your favorite shorts? Don't forget the juicy part. 8am ----. Gang, gang. Gang, gang. Gang, gang. Okay. Oh boy. These are getting deep. Okay. I hope you're drunk enough for this. What is your body count? I'm still a virgin. Okay. Everyone's a virgin. Moving on. Uh, wait, I didn't answer. I absolutely plead the fifth on this one. This is not an equal one. Equal. I don't know. What's an equal one? I don't know. Uh, but yeah, so I think the mad bitches. I think I do. My body count is eight times. Okay. I just went through a bad phase. Like all mountains have a peak and you're on the downward slope. Where's my phone? Right here in my hand. I'm scared. We're not going to get to my video and you need to come on. No, we'll do it. Okay. Wait. All right. No more. Okay. No more. No more. Okay. Keep asking. Let's start eating kids. No, I'm good. Okay. Ireland's literally ---- cock. Would you ever be friends with a fan or date a fan? What's the next question? What's one of your worst drunk memories at a party? I love you. Can I answer that? Even though it was probably addressed towards? No, it was to me first. Okay. My channel, bitch. We're doing yours next. Highly respected woman. Yeah. Call me a highly respected, educated woman. My highly respected, educated woman. And my best memory is when I actually, what's his best memory? No, it's the worst drunk memory. Worst? Well, I mean, the funniest part about this is this is like not acting. Ireland is like legitimately ---- cock. I have never seen you like this. Take a shot. I will. I was about to pour one, but I'm going to take Ireland's instead. This is so bizarre. My worst memory, I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties. What are you saying? Next question. Okay. This really sweet young looking girl says, what is the craziest sex story you have from college? P.S. I love you. Ireland, take it away. This is definitely the basement one. I don't know if you're allowed to say it, but sex story. Brat bracement. What's your favorite pickup line to use when you go out? I don't think I have one. No, you just grab them. She just touched. Oh yeah. I just like grabbed their stomach and then they come crawling. I'm not kidding. She literally just grabs them. I just grabbed them. It works. I've seen it happen. You just have to use the eyes. Ready? You just go like this. You go. You have good eyes though. What eyes do you use? You just go like this. You go. You're like, you just like blink. You're like, do it to me. Wait, hold on. Ready? So you go like this. Hold on. I'm getting it to see. And so you'd be like, you grab their stomach and they're like, okay. Ireland Q and A. What is the absolute best part about college? Forking. How did you find a way to balance schoolwork and a social life in college? Um, yeah, well we just were like, let me show you, hold on. I'll do it for you. This is how you balance social life and school life. Like this. Watch. What am I doing? I don't know. I'm really confused and scared right now. So I don't know what Ireland's doing. This is how you balance social life. I'm gonna like throw up because it's all my stomach stuff. Social life and school life. That's how you balance it. Balance. College freshman advice. Honestly, you're going to be, you're going to have friends in the beginning of the year and you're not going to be friends with them ever again and like be okay with that. Yeah. Yeah. Like Natalie. Yeah. Actually Ireland was one of like, I, I think he poked me on Facebook. Yeah, he did. And never would I have ever thought in a million years, even if you asked me like a month ago, if I'd be in, in, in this position, if I would be madly in love with Ireland more this last month. Oh my God. Don't touch me. Okay. Next question. The same girl. Also, have you fucked Gretchen yet? Oh, yeah, boy. Okay. If your ex was watching this video, what would you say to her? Rachel. Can I answer to him? Rachel, listen. Rachel, sweetie. I'm sorry for what I've said to, I don't know. And I, I still, um, I love you and. Okay. Alrighty. What's yours? What's your apology? Mom, can you come pick me up? My apology? I don't have to say sorry. Worst date experience. Oh, one time recently I went on this date with this girl named, she was taking pictures of me the whole time. Honestly, I've never had like a bad date, like a, like I've never had like a really bad date where I'm like, Oh, that was horrible. I've never been bad. Okay. This girl says, do you like my tits? What do you think? I do. You can send them to nataliebensonatgmail.com. That's not my email, but she'll send them to that person, but we're going to film my video now. Yeah. So watch the end of the video. We're gonna, um, we're going to go to Natalie's channel. So thanks for watching 8am. Get the merch link in description. And, um, you're crushing my balls with your back. So and good night. Mom, get me out of here. Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, she's done. She's done. And that's the video on to Natalie's channel where we presume there's water everywhere. Get the merch.