WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING...

Hello from Florida. We finally made it, so that's a good thing. The bad thing is that we are currently checking out of our Airbnb on day one of our trip. You can't make this stuff up. Just keeping it real with you guys. We've got some criers in the background. Nobody has bathed. Nobody has slept. It's just been one thing after another. I don't know what God is trying to teach me, but I am definitely losing my patience. I'm just in Target grabbing some stuff for us. We finally arrived to Orlando. Check in our Airbnb around 3 a.m. Clearly all exhausted. Instantly though, we recognize that the unit just does not look like it was described online. At least there were differences that I noticed. Simon's a lot more relaxed than me, but I noticed a lot. He did not feel like it was very clean. Again, I have no idea why this keeps happening to us. There's different furniture, different bedding, different decor, and even lamps and rugs. I mean, even the texture on the walls. The worst part is I decided to kill back the bedding and I find urine stains, blood stains. They were not ours. They were there and they were trying to conceal it with another fitted sheet on top of it. I honestly have no words. It's just, it is what it is. I'm definitely angry, but I can only laugh at this point because I'm done being dramatic about it. It's just like we have to figure it out and move on. Simon called it and said, we're out of here. We canceled our Airbnb reservation. We did find a hotel. We're headed there now and Airbnb is working with me to hopefully get us a refund. Another day in the life. I haven't bathed. I haven't slept. Just killing it. Are you having so much fun on vacation? You're such a good sport, buddy. You're so patient. You excited to go swimming? Yes. Yeah. We're going right now. So Lindsay booked the Airbnb from hell. You guys, this has been like a nightmare trip. We're not going to sugarcoat it. It's been tough. It's been bad, but we have turned it around because we ended up spending $10 million to stay at a resort because we were just over it. It's okay. You guys are crazy. Be careful, you guys. Go in, Kirsten. Look, it's real. It's a real bird. Whoa, look at how high we got. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factor. Open it up. Well, here we go. Do you really mean? Yeah, I do. But it's made of glass. It'll smash into a million pieces. Open it up. Oh my gosh. We're really high up, huh? Oh, it's okay, Gray. You're safe. You're safe. You're so safe. Come on, car. 1451. This way. Your favorite spot. See, look, you can get in canoes. We can go canoeing. We can get on paddle boats. Slide. What do you think? You don't see the slide? All right, we'll keep looking for it. All right, here we are. Ready? You want to do the cart? Can you see the pool? We're going to be just fine. Me and dad can sit sideways in the balcony. This isn't too bad. Not too bad. Not too small. It's not too big, but we've been in smaller, I think. We can handle this. This is better. You feel happy now? Do you like this better than the house we were at last night? Yeah. Well, we can't sit still. We are going for a walk, going for an explore of the resort, aren't we? Everyone's getting a bit antsy. Carson wants to go into the pool already, of course, but we're going to wait until later tonight, I think. Ready for an adventure? Of course. Here's your phone. This is your bow. Please keep it on your head, Fred. All right? Head. Good girl. Wow, do you see any fish? Do you see any fish, Carson? Any fish looking? I think we're up there somewhere. Where are you going, man? There's no ramps. There's stairs. Is that open? It is closed. I love all these little snatches. What is it? You catch it and eat it. There's like a place down the bottom there. Maybe we have to go to the lower level. You can take Caden and I'll go back up and around and figure it out if you want. I'll just meet you right down here. Carson. Wow. Look at the cave. We're going in the cave. Over there. Look, there's a Carson monster. Whoa. That's what daddy wants. Fitness center. If you go over the other side, there's like a wilderness walk. You can walk like through the park on the other side. I went through there before to go to the car. Stroller. Wagon. Stroller. Many moms have strollers. They can't go downstairs. We're waiting until you guys see our newest stroller situation. Someone's tired. Both of them. Look, over the bridge. He's riding a bike on the water. I mean, you're part Australian, so you can wrestle crocs, but you'd be, you haven't really dealt with alligators yet. So what'd you say? What was it? Snack pack. Cheese. Carson. Lindsay's face. Awesome. More snack packs. Sky. Palm trees.