DID THE NEIGHBORS SEE YOU | *DON'T CALL 911*

Life is A to Z
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Atta boy.
He's got it.
Wait, I think we have other packages out there too.
Betsy, come look at this.
Oh, wait, what's this one?
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, that's a boat.
Let's blow them up.
So I had to teach Betsy the easy way to get off.
This is how I got...
Oh my gosh.
You're late.
Boston keeps coming in and asking if we got the...
Dad, I just want to see them.
I don't want to blow them up.
What's the brand?
We're doing a video tomorrow.
What's the brand of them?
Fun Boy.
They actually have the best floats that we've ever had in a blast.
Super, super long.
I totally agree.
Because we were like, hey, let's get some pool floats.
And then Fun Boy hooked us up.
Yeah.
Hey, do you want to see the floats that we got?
Let's take them outside and show mom and Brock.
Is mom outside?
Yeah, I'm going to need you to lift that, though.
This right there.
That's where all the floaties are.
No?
Boston, you're muscling a man's job, huh?
I'm good.
Atta boy.
He's got it?
Wait, I think we have other packages out there, too.
Okay.
Oh, it looks like mom's birthday present came.
Okay, let's go.
Come look.
Pretty durable, too.
If it can withstand that, it can withstand anything.
The blow-up stuff.
From Fun Boy.
Betsy, come look at this.
What you don't want to do is you don't want to cut this open
and then cut into the inflatable stuff.
So I always just put my finger right here as a guide.
And then I know I'm not going to go too deep.
I have all sorts of tricks like this.
Betsy's always loved about me.
I've never cut a package open in my life using that trick.
And then you just take it, and then the knife is out of the way,
and then you can open it.
Oh!
So this one is the rainbow.
The rainbow, huh?
I don't remember.
I swear I didn't order that one.
Oh, let's see it.
Give me the picture of it.
Oh, mom, the retro thing.
The rainbow.
This is, that's what this is.
This thingy.
Just imagine.
I think it's in the wrong package.
Just imagine Betsy on that.
Oh, wait, what's this one?
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, that's a boat.
So they hooked us up with even more.
Yes.
I think this is the one that's like the canopy thing.
Yeah, that's the one you wanted.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited.
I want to know what they actually are because I don't know.
We're going to blow them up.
I know, I'm going to surprise you.
Brock's embarrassed that he's in his swimsuit.
I'm just kidding.
He's got his rad on.
You've got your rap.
Show me the rad.
That rad logo.
Oh, got mine on.
Twinners girls got.
What are you guys wearing?
You guys all ready?
Let's blow them up.
I'm going to be the supervising manager while you guys blow it up.
I'll just tell you how to do it.
Brock.
Let's just hide that.
Who was skinny dipping?
It's ours.
Were you skinny dipping?
No, we were not skinny dipping.
I promise you.
We were not.
No, it's because we took off.
Never mind.
We're not going to even talk about that.
Guys, there's nothing weird.
They're kidding.
All right.
Luckily, we're on quarantine and no girls have been able to come over.
Yeah.
Let's open them all.
Betsy, quit getting so excited about this stuff.
I'm never going to be able to get you another gift again.
These are the cutest things I've literally ever seen.
She's in love.
Yeah.
They have cup holders.
The water temperature right now is 90 and the weather outside is 65.
It's still a little bit chilly.
Look at these guys back there.
It's like Christmas came early.
They're just loving it.
I'm going to let Betsy blow it up so she understands how to do it.
I would normally do it, but I want her to learn.
I want my kids to learn how to do it.
I'm just going to get comfortable over here while they do that.
All right.
Now I'm in the egg chair.
I wish they would hurry though.
What if the weather gets bad?
I'm not going to be able to get on the floaties.
Well, you guys asked for it.
I know how you guys love my drone.
Actually, no one's ever told me that they like my drone.
I'm going to get some nice shots of us in the pool.
Everybody's going to appreciate it, especially everybody in the comments.
Hint, hint.
It's hard because sometimes you just want them to learn and fail.
And they're failing hard right now.
So it's time for me to get the air compressor.
Show them how to do this right.
Move.
Betsy, let me handle this.
You guys, this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Okay, wait.
Alyssa, hold it up to you so you can see.
This thing is literally, this is basically six feet tall.
That is like, how tall is that?
Oh, tall.
Really, really tall.
No, that's got to be like 10 at least.
10 feet at least.
Yeah, you can't even jump to hit 10.
So you can make this like a little kiddie pool if you had a little kid.
Or you can put drinks in there and put ice.
But it has cup holders.
And I think the best thing ever, I've literally never seen a cuter float in my life.
The other thing you have to know is this is like heavy freaking plastic.
It's not like a, yeah.
It's not like one that's going to pop from a tumbleweed.
It's nice.
It was like so crappy.
This is like, you can tell there's a difference.
Oh my gosh.
The jet is so cute.
But that's like big enough for two people.
That is so cute.
And it has a cup, they all have cup holders.
I did not know that.
I'm so excited about this.
Okay, so what my dad doesn't know.
We're going to use the leaf blower.
Is it on right?
Yep, it works.
Okay.
So, we're going to show him our little trick with the leaf blower.
All right, this was my idea.
Oh, wow.
Everybody, grab your swig and let's get in.
Brock, don't call 911.
Oh, I just called 911.
That's fine.
Did I call my own number, dad?
Everybody, now call Brock and text him.
Why?
Oh, Brock.
You're going to have to change your number.
And I don't even care.
I'm not editing that out.
Franny, look how much fun you're having.
Here, come over here, Franny.
She's not having fun in that one.
She needs to come in mine.
There's Alyssa.
Which one are you going to take?
I say me and mom take this one just because it's bigger.
Brock has the phone.
Why do you still have your shoes on?
Alyssa, it looks like you're going to have to fly this Air Fun Boy.
Okay, Alyssa, let's see if you can get in with your cup holder.
And my drink.
And your phone, yep.
Oh, it does fit, actually.
I was wondering if it was going to be big enough.
And you could actually flip around, too, because I think that one might even give you more support on your head.
So, you can do it both ways.
So, I had to teach Betsy the easy way to get off.
This is how I got off.
Oh, my gosh, Betsy.
But your weight is what we're filming it for.
Oh, sorry that I'm fat.
I didn't say that.
I don't have my summer.
I just have my winter bod.
This is how, if you go look back at the camera, this is how I got off of it the last time.
So, it's not like you're teaching me something new.
Okay, well.
For the record, the dad has to clean up again.
I have to shut the pool.
I have to pick up all their Swig drinks.
Being a dad's tough, guys.
It's not the easiest gig.
But you know me.
I can do everything.
Guess where we're going.
Going to another curbside hangout.
See their friends that they like.
Yep.
We had a good time in the pool.
Wasn't that fun?
And the nicest part was, is that we didn't even get wet.
So, we didn't have to shower or anything before we left.
She's driving.
She's a terrible driver.
She's not even looking at the road.
I know.
Terrible.
She's being distracted.
Yeah, she is.
Distracted driver right there.
What if dogs could drive?
I don't know.
My dog growing up, my dog would talk.
You had a dog?
Nuh-uh, you did not have a dog.
Yeah, I did.
Lady Bird.
No, you did not.
I had a dog.
Biggest liar.
My dog's name was Lady.
Wait, mom, did you have a...
I even had a song for Lady.
A lady little poop was sitting over there with her mama.
Say what?
Uh-huh.
What?
Mom, did you have a dog?
Dad did have a dog.
Yes.
But you did not have a rat.
Call Brock right now on his phone and say, what was Gentry's rat for his dog?
Did you guys have a dog?
Call Brock Cassing right now.
Dad, was it your dog or was it the husband's?
Family dog.
I'm calling him right now.
Come on, Brock, answer.
He's probably doing business.
He's screening your call.
He would've answered my first call.
Even if he was in a meeting, he would stop the meeting to answer my call.
That's such a lie.
Yeah.
Okay, here he is.
Answer it.
Hey, Brock.
G-Man here.
This is B-Dub.
What's up, B-Dub?
Hey.
Like a bird.
Yeah.
Like a bird.
You're on speaker and on camera, just so you know.
So my boys didn't believe me that I had a dog growing up.
Oh, yeah.
They never knew I had a dog.
What was my dog's name?
It was Lady Bird.
Yeah.
It was Lady and Lady one time.
Boys, are you there?
Yes.
Are you sitting down?
Yes.
Okay.
One time, we lost Lady.
We lost Lady for several days.
And Gentry and I were in the front yard playing basketball.
Probably, I believe, in the Sweet 16 in the middle of a tournament.
When Lady, out of nowhere, rolled up.
And I'm not joking.
Rolled up with one piece of chain link fence.
Hooked through the dog.
No, that's a lie.
Not like a chain link.
Like one section of chain link fence.
Hooked through the dog.
Yeah, that dog got around, didn't it?
No, they don't have a clue.
The chain link fence is a lot bigger than the dog.
We hadn't seen the dog.
It came back with the fence.
Hey, I'll insert a clip of what a chain link fence looks like for anybody out there.
Because I don't think these kids know what a chain link fence is.
No, it's like grandma's fence.
They're picturing some sort of gold chain.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, can you tell them what Lady's rap was?
What Lady's what was?
Rap. A Lady Lou.
Do it.
Yeah, you do. Do it.
A Lady Lou.
You just need to go ahead and do the whole thing.
No, you know it.
She's like, oh, I promise.
Oh, well.
I've heard you sing the song before.
Well, I was.
You're not used to me anymore.
Yeah, just do it.
No, it goes.
A Lady Lou.
Say what?
That was.
Yeah, well, when you're eight years old, that's just something comes out of your mouth every once in a while.
All right.
Bye bye.
I need a freaking piece.
I'm just going to take what I tell you.
Are you going to pee in the car?
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, everybody.
Watch his face.
Hopefully no reflection.
There's no way.
He was going to pee.
Here, here, take my drink.
Take my drink.
Pee in a mango cart.
Oh, boy.
Here they come.
All right.
OK, I'm trying to hurry.
Just hurry.
You better not pee before we leave.
Stop peeing.
Hey, cut the cameras.
OK, so Brock just.
Just for anybody out there that was wondering.
And we're still waiting for Brock to finish peeing because he's got stage fright.
No, I finished.
OK, he's done.
All right, now we're looking for a place to dump.
Urination somewhere to put it to use.
I know I hate to even put this on video, guys, but sometimes nature calls and there's a quarantine going on.
So, it's just the way it is.
Hi, you guys.
We're here again.
We got the Leroy's and the Shumway's.
And we got the kids over there.
Social distancing.
Sick.
Sometimes they get around five feet, but it's fine.
What are you going to do?
They're kids.
