ASMR eating snacks with my mini horses

So today I have a very special surprise for you. I'm doing my first ASMR. That's why I'm whispering. If you don't know what ASMR is, it stands for auto-sensorine. Shit, I forget what it stands for. I've always thought ASMR was kind of weird, but because people always tell me I should do it, I started to look into it. Apparently there's a whole sub-genre of ASMR that's like eating food, which I've always thought was kind of gross, but apparently some people are into it. So I thought instead of me eating food, I would get a special guest on here and have them try a bunch of different snacks that I picked out at the grocery store. So without further ado, I'm going to go get my guest and we're going to try some snacks. Oh my God, look it. Your dick's out. That's inappropriate. Okay, I have a bucket. Stop it. I have a bucket. Stop. I have a bucket with an assortment of fruits and vegetables. They will be dry today. Can you stop it? Please. They're very eager to get started, so... The first thing that we have is watermelon. Do you want to try a watermelon? We'll start with watermelon. We'll start with the apple. First we have... First things... You are so rude. The first thing we have is an apple. Jesus Christ. Chew it. You're so stupid. The next thing we have is... You want this one? You're biting me. I'm trying to get them to eat in front of the microphone, but it's not working out very well. Next, we have a banana. I don't know if horses like bananas, but I guess we'll find out. You don't want it? Buddy's so absorbed with the apple. I don't know if I can get him to eat anything else. Blue, don't you ******* dare. Buddy. I need to take the apple away from Buddy. Okay, we'll try the watermelon again. They don't seem to have any interest in the watermelon. Okay, next we have strawberries. Do you like strawberries? Hey. Do you want a strawberry? Okay, we'll try this. A zucchini. Do you like zucchini? Buddy just left. He's had enough. It's just us now. Do you want a zucchini? How about some grass? You want this? The apple's really popular. Okay, just take the whole thing. Next, we're going to try mints. Okay, you have to bite beautiful mint. Would you like it? Okay. Yes, you're going to turn, too. Are you sure you don't want to try this watermelon? He's like, **** no. Do you like the sound? Buddy, no, don't eat the microphone. Stop biting me, please. Please, I am not a treat. Well, I tried. This video didn't turn out exactly like I planned. But I hope you enjoyed this ASMR with my horses. Turns out horses don't like watermelon. And they don't like bananas or strawberries. At least my horses don't. But they really like carrots, mints, and apples. And they also really like biting me. I'm going to throw the rest of these fruits into the woods. Last call. And they don't like zucchini either. Do you have anything else to say? I don't have anything else. I'm sorry. I hope you enjoyed this ASMR. Let me know if you want any more ASMR kind of videos. Or if this is super cringy and you just want me to delete my entire channel. Guys, stop biting me. Bro. Stop. You're not funny. I told him he wasn't funny and now he's offended. That's all. Stop. I hope you have a great day. I'll see you in the next video. Bye.