THIS IS SPARTA!!

We're about to call our Disneyland winner. Our Disneyland giveaway winner. My lemon just peed in my water. Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Sarah. What's up, Sarah? You're amazing, by the way. You're amazing for winning, I feel like. We're videoing this right now, because there's a camera facing us and a microphone, so. We're gonna make it work, though. So you can keep your socials to yourself and the curse words, no swearing. Are you guys really videotaping me? Yeah, absolutely. You're not allowed to do anything cool unless it's on camera, or else Johnny gets mad that he missed it. Well, we are so excited, we are so excited. We actually have some questions for you, really quick. Yes. So, the giveaway is for four people. Your baby is free. Yeah. And then there's you and your husband, so we were actually wondering if you wanna invite two more people, or we can upgrade you a super sweet hotel, versus the one we were gonna do. Easy choice. What do you wanna do? Two people. Okay, awesome. There you go, see. See, I'm very selfish, and I would be like, make me, give me the adult hotels. No, no, no. I think the more people there. The more. You are, dude. You're gonna be famous. I'm just kidding. No, you can pick any month. The best month is the month you wanna go. Yes. It's like, you guys wanna go tomorrow? Let's go tomorrow. For the record, when I found out, I was like, seriously hugging random strangers. And being crazy. But I've loved following your family. I've loved every moment. And I have friends. Oh, see, yes. Johnny's the man. People always ask me, who is Johnny? And I'm like, don't worry about it, dude. Johnny's Johnny. You guys probably tripled my... When you find the exact dates you guys wanna go, you text them to us, or let us know, and we'll book everything now. And we'll do the travel insurance in case you wanna change it too. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. You're welcome. That is like, amazing. We need to do this again. I know, I think we're going to. Can we do another one of these, Johnny? I know. We want to. We think we're gonna do another one. Ah! A Disneyland one? I just... Oh my gosh, no. You know what he does? He's good at putting the awkward moments in, okay? I've learned not to ask Johnny to take something out, because if you ask Johnny to take it out, I'm just gonna. Thank you. Have a good one. Okay, bye-bye. Looks like the right person got picked, Johnny. You can fix your sick dog with a 35-cent bullet. Pickle, you hear that? Run for the hills. She's back to school, baby. Yeah, they'll dress up like something. Well, you know what road shows are? Yeah. They used to dress up in costumes and put on little plays at the church. And so, grandma had directed this one, and so she was a carrot, and her sister was like a potato. Yay-o! Then you left out and stepped on that nail. Yeah, that was lucky. And then you went on his leg. That's in his leg. Just kidding. But I always scare people with that. So, I was at Costco the other day with grandma, and I had to use the bathroom, so I'm in there standing in the urinal, and all of a sudden, I feel something tugging on my pants. And I was afraid to turn around and look, because I'm like, dude, there's some pervert in here or something. I was a little kid. He goes, hey, mister, where's your legs? I was like, that's a cute thing. That's ice? Remember that's ice? Yeah! Well, the other day, oh, wait, it wasn't even this blender, but we have a blender that has buttons on it. It was the Ninja. The Ninja. Anyway, I'm sitting there trying to, you know how these work, how you just twist it down? So, I'm sitting there trying to work it, and Thomas is laughing at me over there. Lucas was too. And Lucas was too. And what do you do, Thomas? What was wrong? Why wasn't it working? I said to Lucas, I'm like, hey, let's see how long it takes her to figure it out. And we sat there for another 30 seconds until I decided I felt bad and went over and plugged it in for her. It wasn't plugged in. You should have told her that this is the one you have to hold and do this with it. If you think you're so good at making up songs, sing me a rap about toe jam. Mm, yeah. Ashley's got some green toe jam. Smells like jelly, but it ain't jelly, because it's real smelly-felly. That was dope, right? Yeah, just call me T-Money, okay? How's my hair? How's my hair, we good? Okay, song about pickles worms. That's gross, man. I'm not singing about poopy buttworms, dude. Switch the topic. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Russ as E.T. Russ as E.T.? You ready, Johnny? Yep. My name is Rusty. I'm from the new land. Everybody name me. My nickname's old Rusty. I'm E.T. I whoop, whoop, whoop. My name is Rusty. I'm from the new land. Everybody know. What, that was good. Hi. I got you. Subscribe. You better subscribe. If you subscribe, I do awesome. You just took a drink of soda, and it burned really bad. And that always means you gotta have soda in the long term, if it burns really bad. This kid drinks 18 Cokes a day. I cruised into this, picked all these things up. You forgot what day it was, Johnny. And if he looks twice, I'm gonna kick his ass. You guys ready to die? This is their worst nightmare, Johnny. A box of paintballs, and a box of CO2s. Whoever is the worst shot, gets shot. If you don't play, I shoot you anyway. I'm the judge. I'm not afraid to shoot you right now. Dude, I'll stab you with this. Yeah, I'll get out that door locked. I'll shoot you 10 times before you pull out that knife. No! Are you gonna come play? Yeah! Who willingly is like, okay, let's go get shot by a paintball gun? I want Thomas to get shot one time, just so he knows how it feels. I swear, I'll kill whoever turns around and shoots me with this gun. You probably should cock it, dude. Oh, you have to cock this thing. You guys are all misses. Stop, I'm not gonna be able to focus while you're freaking stressing me. What? I swear. Get out of here. I'll murder you. Ross, are you kidding? God! What's up now, boy? Thank you, thank you. Ross, Thomas is right there, get him. What's my game plan? I think stay behind me, he won't shoot me. I'm out. Come on, come on, come on, come on, dog. I swear you're dead, bro. I'm gonna hit you with this rock. Drop the gun, drop the gun. Drop the gun, I don't wanna hit you with this rock, dude. It's the worst. Shoot him with it. I'm gonna kill you. He's so dead. It's gonna be murder in the first degree right here, Johnny. Thomas, get all the swings up. Ross, come take one in the back and I'll forgive you. I'll tell you what, boy, that was worth it. Go, take one in the back, we'll call it even. Come on, go. I screwed that up, dude, don't even. I said go. Thomas, that's too close. Ross, that's what you get. Aw, dude. Come on. It hurt so bad. Dude, it felt like I'm... My butt hurt, dude. I was gonna come kill you, but I was too afraid. Dude, I'm terrible, I'm terrible. I mean, if I really wanted to win, I probably could've won, but I didn't put everything I needed to towards it. What? Why do you wanna steal what I'm gonna save? Don't hit my hand. He's gone. Dude, that was great. Thomas, don't. Don't shoot me from that close. Where are they? Are you sure you wanna witness this, sweetheart? I have the twins right here. This is like an execution right now. And march. Say hello to my little friend. Let me shoot him, bro. Run, run, it's better to run. Run, run, you better run faster. I don't have any bullets. I'm a terrible friend, Johnny. That's a new one. That's new from today. That's from yesterday. That's... Those are new. I'm a new pit, Tommy. I hate you, I love you. Show me your new ring. Is that funny to watch for us? Yeah. Again, again. Has Johnny ever been shot by a pit marauder? You want me to shoot him? Say it again. You want me to shoot him? Why do you want me shot? Jay, across the pool and right here, you got five seconds to decide. One, two, you're a lot farther over there. One. Am I bleeding on my mouth? Yeah. Can I break it and get rid of the gun? You say yeah? I had to get rid of the gun because it's only going to lead to more pain and agony for either them or me. So technically I did them a favor. I'm not afraid of them shooting me. I'm afraid of what I'll do if they shoot me. You know what I'm saying, Johnny? Look at what I'm working with here, Johnny. A half a sock and a shoe. Don't mess with my outfit, guys. Adjust a little bit. Mom, I'll murder you. On my ass. Come here. I'm literally going to murder you. I already know. Like I'm preparing his funeral right now. Guess who's dead? You said nobody on the ball can shoot you. Oh yeah? Wait till I catch you. Come get your BB gun. You better hope I don't ever catch you. I give him props for him being crazy though because I wouldn't have shot him. He shot him from right there, which was dangerous because Ashley's right next to him. Oh my gosh. No, he didn't. I'm the most mad. He shot me while Ashley was behind me. Watch what I'm going to do next to that kid. I think you're torturing yourself. Like, was it worth it? How terrified you are? Where is he? Hey, there he is. Oh, there he is. All right, so he said that nobody would be manly enough to shoot him with the BB gun and I had to prove him wrong. I'm scared right now. I'm looking everywhere. I thought you were looking over there like you was coming. So, dude, I'm going to murder you, okay? I got this all over myself, dude. I'm even more pissed right now. Found the one dead leg. Okay, I'll take off the skull. I'll take care of that. No, you don't touch the skull. No, dude, the paintball gun probably hurts less than your punch. Hey, Johnny, you can't cut this out me shooting him. You have to put that in. Don't shoot Thomas Hughes, man. This is Sparta. Sparta. Now, what happened? I shot Thomas Hughes. I'm not going to shoot him again. I think we should definitely do another giveaway. Disneyland? Do the same thing, Disneyland? Well, let's ask our viewers. If you guys think we should do another Disneyland giveaway, give us a thumbs up or a like or comment on the video. Stay on your side of the couch. I'll call your dad and your mom and your grandma. Okay, I'll stop. Delete app. Jeez, what do girls learn in school, dude? Have you ever had anybody pick your nose? I will kill. I know you will. Oh my gosh. Okay. Dude, look at that. Look at this. I think I peed. That's the eye. Look at his eyes. Of course I'll rub your feet. Yeah. I kind of like it. You want to give him a kiss? It's bad that I'm chasing my son with a gun. You're never allowed to hold that thing in your hands ever again. That was way- No, that's way too much of a, like, that was a bad mess if you just ran right into the pillar. No, technically- Right next to a kid. You could have chopped his head off. There was wind. It malfunctioned on its own. I went to pull it back, dude. The wind blew it into the side. I had a good straight path, dude. Johnny, pull up the footage really quick so we can just watch it. See, they're going to watch it. They're going to see that I was on the straight path. Boom. I didn't crash because the wind blew it into the wall, sort of, kind of. Maybe I did crash. Maybe I did actually crash.