BB GUNS, DRONES + FACE PUNCHES

Want me to bite you? Let's see, open your mouth. Are you bleeding? Oh, Cohen, is he bleeding? Ready? How's my hair? Good, Johnny? Okay, he's my makeup guy. He patted his nose. And action! Okay, you guys, welcome back to our Hughes family adventure. We are really excited about today because we get to do our favorite place to eat. I get to punch my best friends in the face, which you guys probably don't understand because you don't punch your friends in the face. And what else are we doing? Probably making fun of Russ's eyebrow. I don't know. You guys get to meet Russ today and we're pretty excited about it. We're gonna fly a drone too, or you're going to. When I hear drone, I think of like missile drone, like military, but it actually means like remote control fly through the sky drone. Or a helicopter. This is the coolest thing I've ever done. I'm pretty sure I'm going to give up fighting and just fly these around. Can we do like races and stuff with these? You just yelled in my ear. Like right inside the hole. I'm actually surprised he hasn't crashed it, so thank goodness. That's an extensive crash. Let's see what Tom and Russ are doing. They're shooting each other with a speed gun. Tom has got him held up with a BB gun. All right. So I want some Chinese food. So pretty much I made a deal with my uncle that says if I'm 15 feet away, he's going to shoot me in my butt with a BB gun to get $12 in food. So wish me luck guys. I'm absolutely going to shoot you right in the back somewhere. I'll make a rule. Nowhere above your shoulder blades. Are you ready, boy? I've only got $7. I thought there was two fives. Give me your card then. I don't have a card. I already spent my allowance this month from Ashley. For a little while, I get some money. I don't care. I get Chinese food for it. I rolled Thomas' truck. No seatbelt, no airbags. Man, it was bad. So Thomas talks me into super glue and we go about it all wrong and I freaking got super glue on my eyebrow and I couldn't deal with it. I thought I was just going to be able to break it apart. I pulled on it and it ripped my eyebrow. It waxed my eye. It basically waxed my eye. Can we just get a close up of the baldness in his eyebrow real quick? So you went out. I shot you once and obviously I was going to shoot you twice. So I shoot you twice, you run and then you come back. And I said to the camera, I was like, to our viewers, I was like, hey, technically I own $24 since I said 12 and you come running back and you owe me $25. Where did you get that math from? There's tax involved in this guys. There's tax. That's what you do. I'm a hustler just like you say. I would tell Russell, both of us, I was like, hey, one day you're going to be my pool boy and I'll take care of you. Cause Russell's whole life, me and him have been together. Like, I mean our whole lives, since I can even remember, it's always been me and him because his parents, his mom passed away and he was raised by my grandparents. So he's been with them for like a really long time. And well, we were his parents. Basically I kind of just helped take care of him and we helped take care of each other. He's older, but it doesn't matter. And I would tell him all the time, like one day you're going to be my pool boy. And he was in Nevada and I called him and I was like, hey man, guess what? You're going to move here. I'm going to take care of you. You're going to be my pool boy. What did he say? No airbags going off. No airbags and no seatbelt. And I still lived. I actually am pretty mad because my hammock has blown over the edge again. And I actually got him to get up. Did it really? I'm still sorry. Soon I'll be 60 years old. Once I was seven years old, my mama told me, go make yourself some friends. This is the 10th time in the last 30 days. And Ashley keeps saying, I got to do something to anchor it down, but I think I'll be all right. I feel like the wind's gone. And that was the last one. Besides that one doesn't count. It was a big, big world, but we thought we were bigger pushing each other to the limits. Apparently there's an emergency on April fool's day. Is this a joke? No, it's not. They wouldn't do that. You know, it would be an awesome shot for our blog. You guys, for you guys to watch is if I was wearing that office crime costume and I was on a mountain like, I just feel like that's a good idea. What's dad's favorite thing to do? What's Koei's favorite thing to do? What's your favorite thing? What's mommy's favorite thing? How do you know the difference between Japanese food and Chinese food? Sushi is more Japanese, right? I don't eat that. I don't allow him to cook fish in the house at all. And actually one time before a party, a wrap party, he was cooking shrimp or some type of fish. This is actually very dramatic. She came inside the house and was like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I cook like six meals a day. I'm like, I'm cooking my food. You got to cook that outside. I'm like, are you being serious? I'm like, I'm not cooking outside. She gave me this look. That was like, she raised the eyebrow. She do the eyebrow raise. I don't know if you put me on the spot. I kind of just want, I thought she was joking. I'm like, dude, I'm not cooking outside. And then she gave me the eyebrow raise and the look like where she looks through her eyebrows, even like, you know, and so I took my little grill pan I had and I had to go on the deck and cook my food and people were coming in. They're like, what are you doing? I'm like, just don't even worry about it. Just keep going. I ate like six squirrels at Scout Camp. I killed the squirrel with a slingshot and they said everything I killed, I had to eat. And I killed six of them. Simon has like a weird connection with me and Cohen has a weird connection with Ash. And I don't know why, but like when it comes to nighttime, when they want to lay by us, Simon always chooses to lay by me and Cohen always chooses to lay by Ashley. And then Simon always wants to sit behind me in the car. Cohen always wants to sit behind Ashley. Cohen's like, I sit behind mom. And Simon's like, no, I sit behind dad. Which is, yeah, it's really weird. And they're not fighting over a spot, but let's be real. They like Ashley way more than I do. I think though, I don't know if this would have anything to do with it because they were newborns, but when they were born, Simon was for like six days and I was so sick, so they wouldn't let me in the NICU. So I didn't see him. Like I gave birth to him and then I didn't see him until he was six days old and he was in there with him 24 seven. And I don't know if that had anything to do with it, honestly, but like I was with him the whole time. Thomas was with him the whole time. I like didn't leave him. The only time I left was if I had to shower and then I'd go right back and then I'd go check on Ashley and Cohen. So Cohen was crying and I'm like, Thomas, I'm like yelling bloody murder at him. He would not wake up. So I was grabbing everything around me and throwing it at him and nothing was hitting him. I was missing everywhere. And so I finally ran out of stuff to throw at him. I haven't slept in like six days. Right. Let's be real. But I ran out of things to throw at him. So I got up and I forgot those things were on my legs and I just face plant. And then this lady heard a crash in the room and comes in and she's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, you wouldn't get up. All I did was wake up the people in the room, like helping her up. Stuff everywhere. And I'm like, why is there a shoe on me? I'm like, what is going on? I had everything that was near her thrown at me. Yeah. And I woke up with stuff all around me. Like, I was like, what just happened? What are you doing, dude? That's a cow. That's the cow. Don't go over the moon. Okay. Next time. Has nothing to do with me because it's next Saturday. So he needs as much work as he can. It doesn't help him when he gets tired. If one of us just turns it up and puts it on him when he's tired, you want him to work and get better. So it's about helping your team out. Cause this is like our family. I can help them out. Yo. Try to click this button. Oh, what, what, what, what? Oh, babe. We never said we're going to kick the bugs right here. Her face.