HE KILLED HIS FIRST SPIDER!

Come in slow. Okay, we got our trajectory. Okay, is this our trajectory? When we, when we launch there's no turning back. We, we connect fully. We don't hesitate on this Colin. Are you ready? On three. One. On three, you're gonna smash it. Okay, when I say three you push and smash it. Okay, one, two, three. Push hard. One, two, three. Ezra hasn't taken his morning nap yet. And I've, I've been holding him and just rocking him and nothing was working. So I was like, you know what? It's been a minute since I put him in his little mama roo, in the mama roo. And I'm like, I bet he's big enough that it's going to like, he'll enjoy it. So I put him in. Lo and behold. He literally shut his eyes as I put him in there. What do you want, sweetie? I want some popcorn and you get, get me some noodles. Popcorn and noodles for your, for lunch? Is that what you're wanting? Yeah. Kids. Are you reading it? Let me see. Read it. Are you confused? That says cr-unch, crunch berries. This says Cap'n Crunch. Do you want to know something fun? It's pretty cool. When I was little, I can remember always me and my siblings fighting over who got to sit here. Whoever got to sit at the end of the table was the lucky one. So I would try to wake up early in the morning so I could be the first one to breakfast and take the seat that everybody wanted. Cohen sits there every morning since we've had it. It's all gone. Good job. Thomas, help! Thomas, please help me. Look how big that thing is. Oh my gosh. Cohen, come kill the spider. Come here. Simon, come kill the spider. Please. Why does it look so small on camera? Simon. I thought the camera's supposed to add 10 pounds. I got a shoe for you. Smash it with this. Oh, please. Come here. Please help me. Hold my shoe. It's over here. Come here. Go get it. Go get it. Okay, try it. Go get it. Oh, dude. You know he's got it. He's got it. You can do it, Cohen. You can do it. Why not, Cohen? Oh my gosh. It's moving. He's twiddling his thumbs. Come on. Here, you hold it with me. Oh my gosh. Hunt it, okay? Come in slow. Okay, we got our trajectory, okay? Is this our trajectory? When we launch, there's no turning back. We connect fully. We don't hesitate on this, Cohen. Are you ready? On three. One. On three, you're gonna smash it, okay? When I say three, you push and smash it, okay? One, two, three. Push hard. One, two, three. Did it run? No, you got it. Splattered his guts. Celebrate. Well, I was teaching Russ today about you know, like we're just helping him work. It was basically the birds and the bees talk. Yeah, so no, not the birds and the bees talk, okay? I was telling him the story because it reminded me of him, this Irish guy I met on the plane. I fought over in Ireland last year, and I sat next to this guy on the plane. I talked to him like the whole way, and one of the things he said to me that stood out. I was like, what's like the main difference you've noticed between America, like the US and Ireland? And the guy looks at me and goes, in America, it's a work, work, work. Everybody work, work, work. In Ireland, it's, let's have a beer. We'll do it tomorrow. And I said, Russ, that's like you, man. Every time I want to get something done, Russ is like, let's just relax. Let's do it tomorrow, man. So me and Russ are out here working, and we got a lot of stuff to do. And instead of having some milk and doing it tomorrow, we're gonna do it today. Russ, do one dance move for me before I shut off the camera. One dance move. Show me, I don't know. Do something for five seconds. Do the robot. I can't, I can't get it. Oh, I know how to do it here in Mexico. You guys, look at all this trash we have to clean up. We got a mess going on here from the remodel. It was buried in the snow. I forgot about it. We're gonna take care of it today, though. This is super random, but I have been really annoyed. I don't know if that's even the word I'm looking for, but with the lighting in our house, like I'm like, it's so yellow. So I went to Lowe's today to pick out some light bulbs, and I always pick out the wrong ones, by the way. I always get the yellow ones when I'm wanting them to look like natural daylight. Well, check out the lighting in here. I think it worked. I'm gonna show you guys a difference. We still have really old lights downstairs in the boys' playroom, but I'm gonna show you guys the old bulb versus the new one we just put in. Okay. This one, see how yellow that is? Okay, and then obviously you can see how white this is, and the lighting in here is just super bright. And pretty. And this, it was always like, it was always so yellow and dull in here before. Even when all of the lights were on, I was like, it's so dark in here. So I'm really happy with it. I'm just gonna show you guys the bulbs that I grabbed. These ones. So you want to get the natural daylight. Because then it seems like the sun is in your house. Guys, what the heck? Are you scared of it? It's a disco. It's a party. What do you guys think that's for? Why is it doing that? Do you want to know why it's doing that? Look. Cuz mommy's silly, and the box says right there, non dimmable lights. Don't put these in a dim switch. It's called a sprinkler. You guys, I'll give you a hundred dollars if you run through the water. A hundred. You could do it. Colin, you could do it. Go. Run all the way through. All the way through. Go go go go go. You're supposed to run all the way through it. No, you got to do it with no shirt. Run all the way through. Simon, you want to try? Do it Simon. Yeah, okay, go go go go. Go run fast all the way through it. All the way to the flowers. No, he did it. Okay, okay, go and do it. I'll follow you. Ready? One two three go. Okay, run. Go all the way through. Go go go. You got to just go fast, and then it's easy. Who's ready? Colin. You both can do it. Go. Run and touch. You have to run and touch the flowers, and then run back. Ready, get set, go. Go touch the flowers, and then run back. Go go go Colin, go. Go. Go Colin, fast. Dude, you would have done it already. Simon, go. Yes, Simon, touch the flowers. Touch the flowers. Good job. Simon, come here. Come here Simon. Dude, you're soaking wet. Did you touch the butt? You guys ready? Okay, let's go. One, two, three. Oh, there is a rainbow. That's Milo saying hi, huh? Say hi to him. No, they're rainbows. Are you Santa? What? What a lovely day today has been. I'm just finishing this day off with, you guys want to know what this is? This is pretty gross. I've got coconut oil in there, like three tablespoons, and then almond butter melted up, and I'm gonna pour it inside my shake, and then I'm gonna get my almond milk. It's gonna be great. Hey, my ninjas, can you guys say goodbye to our friends? Say, we'll catch you manana. Okay, but hey, don't forget to subscribe, huh?