the kroger roblox game sucks (who could've guessed?)

he ever wanted to be a Kroger delivery driver in Roblox yeah neither have I but for some reason that's a thing you can do now it's part of it's a sponsored thing apparently but they haven't sponsored Roblox directly they've sponsored a game called Barry Avenue which is one of those games that like 5-year-olds play on Roblox Roblox used to be a good platform and now we've got like this they're they're paying people by the way to make YouTube shorts to pray on small children to get them to play the game but then they don't really tell them how to play the game and I I spent like half an hour trying to find it let's go this is so much fun what are you doing I'm playing Kroger crazy delivery on Roblox oh what's that so the sponsor of this video Kroger deliveries provides customers with fresh groceries at low prices plus you don't have to TI the driver so the game mimics the actual Kroger delivery experience you got to grab the order and then race the delivery that's really cool yeah plus it only cost $6.95 per delivery and groceries are delivered in refrigerated trucks so ice cream stays Frozen and produce stays fresh it's so easy to use I ordered an entire store what it looks like it's here now what the heck I told you it's amazing check out Kroger delivery today service not available in all location restrictions May apply right we're going to delete this uh little browser capture which I have appropriately called Lord help me and play Barry Avenue you will not catch me dead or alive playing this game under a normal circumstance we're going to we're going to figure this out we're going to attempt to play oh God no I want to get rid of this now I would like to oh Jesus Christ all right let me just do the game all right well I'm sure my avatar looks out of place this is an ad well at least they tell you Kroger has now arrived it's him Barney Kroger krog restore oh God so then I I got to figure out where the stuff is I'm knocking people over cuz their internet is bad or maybe my internet is bad I don't know God this what does my life come to why am I so tall also why does this game Force R16 okay here's the god forsaken Kroger building let's figure this out I've never ordered anything from Kroger before and I never want to ever again well first we're going to play this first we're going to see if it's good I have a feeling it's not I have a feeling that it sucks and it's something that no one would ever want to do ever I don't know what their logic with this is it's just [Music] like I guess kids will like play this and then later in their life they'll be like hey remember that time I was a Kroger delivery driver I want to be a Kroger delivery driver well first we're going to check out the store because cuz me I I don't know what to do we got ATMs that don't work vending machines that don't work video games that pre on small children all right who the are you you're not Barney Kroger Barney Kroger was the other guy is every single person in this store named Barney Kroger ah Jesus Christ wow look at this it's a Kroger for small Kroger God they've got the ads in here too could they be any more ridiculous with this oh wow I can use the self checkout no I can't all right cool how does anyone find this fun oh I can get eggs and then scan them at the self [Applause] checkout and then it will ask me to take an item out of the bagging area cuz it's too heavy oh here's a headless man no I don't want to be the Kroger guy how do I how do I get that off can I can I go back up to it and no okay rather die and oh no oh my God no no all right I guess I'm just stuck as Kroger man this this [Music] man this game sucks I've never heard of this game before either this isn't like Brook Brook Haven or whatever whatever the the kids are playing it's 1:33 a.m. and I'm going to Kroger how does anyone find this fun how is is this fun for any human being how is this fun I don't all right no you go away I mean I guess I do get to say you to Virtual Kroger employees that's pretty cool right this is okay so this is just a Koger what happens if I try to steal oh I can't pick the eggs up what am I meant to do here you can't pick up any of the items to check them out all right meat what does that do do I have some meat now there's no indication that I have meat can I I don't can I steal the little signs they the little little poles that detect when you've stolen an item and then get arrested oh God my dog is one of my dogs is next stop it I'm trying to play the Kroger video game on Roblox hello hi hello I okay I'm going to pause the recording if I can figure out how to do that right I'm back I have a feeling the dog was trying to warn me he knows I shouldn't be playing the Kroger video game right so they said visit the Fulfillment center look for the trucks is this the Fulfillment center oh it is wow I can go to the Kroger fulfillment center and now my dogs are barking because they let him out wow look at this excellent fulfillment center so awesome I didn't expect this game to be as janky and up as it is I'm swearing as much as possible in this video so it doesn't get flagged for kids wow why is that jpeg so low quality why is that so low quality did they even try with this oh god oh I'm in the Kroger truck okay right wow all right this is probably what actual Kroger drivers do on a daily BAS basis I'm the Kroger driver I'm God damn it I'm going to deliver these groceries if it kills me why am I doing this you ever just you ever just stop well playing a Roblox game and you I'm running the red light I don't Kroger delivery drivers are exempt from all law I've decided where where oh I I can just go through okay I'm I'm running you over with a I'm gonna run this lady over with a Kroger truck God maybe this game is fun you can run people over with Kroger trucks it's the most fun I'll ever get out of this game can my truck not climb the Hill three-point turn three-point turn threep point turn oh no the time's running out why am I delivering groceries to the hospital oh player rating zero out of 100 deliveries completed zero currency earned 0s all right I'm going to go kill myself virtually