【Sebastian Maniscalco】遇到这种店员，我真的会谢

And the workforce we got out there today? Piss poor. The labor force? You ever order something from someone and in your head you're like, I ain't getting that. That's not coming out. I ordered the coffee from him and then he told me go wait over there for it. This is awkward. When you're in a coffee place you got to go wait with other people for your coffee. It's an awkward entrance into that group, right? Because you come in and you're like, hi. It's where you guys wait for your coffee. What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get? Ah, I got cappuccino. How about you? I don't know. Whatever he feels like making me. I don't know. I ordered a hot coffee and he brought out iced coffee. And I'm like, okay. Looks like I'm drinking it cold. I'm not one of these guys that stops the whole operation. Excuse me. I ordered a hot coffee. I got iced coffee, right? What are you going to do? This guy's going to throw his whole day off. He's not going to be able to process that, right? You give him a whole different thing. You know, he was going to make a cappuccino. I'm going to make a cappuccino. Now he'd say he wants hot coffee. I just took the iced coffee. No straw. They don't give you a straw. No, you got to ask. And when you get it, it's made out of chalk and plywood. I don't know what's going on with the straws. All right. I don't know. Apparently a turtle died in the ocean. Now I got to get a brain aneurysm trying to suck liquid through a straw made out of drywall. Just bring the straws back. All right. They're disintegrating in the middle of the drink. No, it's good. It's good. One turtle died for this shit.