FUNNIEST *ISHOWSPEED* FIFA MOMENTS!

Ladies and gentlemen, oh my god, my dog's barking back Can you hear that? My dog's literally barking at me. I'm not surprised man, you just let me in the house. Sorry Bartirolo, I'm sorry. Listen, we got a little bit of ice show speed today. We're lucky enough to have him in the charity match. He's known to play a little bit of FIFA, so we're going to watch some ice show speed funny FIFA moments. Let's have it. What is he even saying? I don't know what language he's talking in. He's making his own language. What I don't get right is I've recorded pack openings, right, where I'm like screaming and shouting at packs, and after like a couple minutes, I get a headache. Like the fact that you can stream with this much energy for hours on end is bonkers. It's phenomenal man, it's so good. Come on Ronaldo. But how's he not getting like, you know when your head's like, oh yeah, yeah. Yo, fuck every fucking football player on this fucking field right fucking now. Oh yeah. What's a goal? That's a finish, that's a finish by the way. He's actually the go-man. He's so good. Oh my god. It's mad that he's played like FIFA, like FIFA is like, I don't know, like he's done it on like a not blowing up game, re-admire his skills compilation in the top left. How many things do you reckon he's broken in his setup? Like surely he's gone crazy a little bit. Mexico. It's not even his worst effort, you know. You better run, god damn it. There you go, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. I just shitted on myself. Ew, this is so nasty. I just shitted on myself. I just actually shitted on myself. What about this? Fuck no, if you run like this, you're just ass. Who runs like this, bro? What the fuck? Mexico. Manny? Fucking Manny. He's going home. I love you, son, I love you. I need Ronaldo. Look at the chat, the whole chat is like playing the tutorial. Because he lost. Ronaldo. Manchester United. Giannis Antetokounmpo, bro. North Korea. I can't be arsed, man. He's actually arsed at the game as well. What's he doing? They're dry, man. They're dry, man. That big toe is dry. But I was hanging out with him once and I can't say why, but he was wearing these sandals, his feet were the ashiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Why does my keyboard smell like ass, bro? Why the fuck does my keyboard smell like pure donkey? Why does my keyboard smell like ass? Santa Claus? What the fuck? I'm not letting Messi score. Hell no. He's trying to create something. He's going to concede to me. Oh no. Not Messi. Oh no. Did he just fart? I swear he farted. He might have done. Why is he buying Messi? This is a twist in the tale. He's laughing about it, though. Come on. He's just going to discard it. He's like, let's go. Let's go. Oh, turkey. What? Burger, bro. That was Messi, yo. Oh my gosh, bro. That was Messi, bro. Bro, you just scored with Messi, bro. Do you reckon eventually he's going to do a video with Ronaldo? Surely it's going to come. Surely he has to. Surely, right. Well, apparently Ronaldo, he was on FaceTime with Jesse Lingard recently. Have you seen it? Yo, Jesse Lingard! Yeah, he talked to his son as well. Like, he obviously knows about him. Of course he does. Like, you think his son hasn't said this guy. Ronaldo's like, probably fuck that for a month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that. That's a PR nightmare. No comment. Oh my god, it's a kid. It's a kid, Tobi. Oh no. Has he actually shaved it? Oh my god. The hair's gotta go. He's done it! Was that this year? No, last year. Why does Tobi go green screen? Why is he wearing, like, a blouse as well? Mate, his poor neighbours. He knows what he's doing. But he's hilarious, man. Yeah, he's such a bubble. But he's the GOAT, man. He's the GOAT. Jesus, what a legend.