SIDEMEN EAT 70,000 CALORIES IN 24 HOURS CHALLENGE

Sidemen 10,000 calorie challenge! Boy, am I excited. I can't eat 10K, I can barely eat 3K. I don't know how I'm gonna do this today. This is gonna be pretty tough. Potentially impossible, probably impossible for me. I think I can probably go a week on 10,000 calories. So between now, I've just woken up, it's midday. When I go to sleep, it's a lot to get through. I've been eating 10K calories since the age of one. Let's get this. I'm about to get things started because I don't think I'm gonna get much protein today. So guess what? I've got three protein bars and water. You are not allowed any liquid calories in this challenge. So I will only be sipping on water today, just to make sure I'm only consuming pure hard food. We're currently on zero calories. We can't have any liquid calories. This doesn't count, it wouldn't count anyway. But if I can't have milkshakes, I can't have protein shakes. I worked it out. It's 231 chicken nuggets, if anyone out there wants to know. Over 100 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. It's a hell of a lot of food. I've got myself a 1,000 calorie shake. Peanut butter, oats, whey, protein, bananas, ice cream. There's 1,000 calories in this, all right? Some would say. Some would say what? It doesn't count. Why is that? Because it's liquid. It's pretty solid. That's sludge. That's fully sludge. If I get this down me, 1,000 calories out of the way. All right. So the time is 1.01. I pretty much just got up. I haven't eaten anything. So I'm gonna go and get something healthy to eat. I'm in Manchester. I mean, if comfort eating was a thing for me, this would be easy because I am very upset with Man United's result last night. But let's not talk about that. I have ordered a full English to my room. So we got a cup of baked beans, one fried egg, hash brown, half a tomato. Is that a folded rasher of bacon? No, two rashers of bacon and a little Cumberland sausage. So we're currently in Shoreditch, Box Park. Got what the pits are. This is a doner kebab. It is 800 calories. That's 8% of our day. There. That whole kebab is 8% of my day. Why? Game season. Now, if you guys know me, you know I love cereal. It is my go-to. So we're gonna start the day with some cereal. And it begins. Hi. Could I get a cheeseburger? Yeah. And a large fries? Yeah. And another cheeseburger? Yeah. And another large fries? Yeah. And another cheeseburger? Yeah. And another large fries? Day 2. Yeah. And another cheeseburger? Wait, wait. Yeah. And another large fries? Yeah. Day 3. And another cheeseburger? I hope this was all a time lapse, whoever's editing this. I'm done. We're finished. Cleared. I'm with Shifty. Hello. We're gonna go meet Ethan and Harry for lunch. Nando's. What else? Right. How you getting along? Jeez. The 950 calories? 9.52% done. Come on, Josh. We've got 5 more calories left. How dare you? That'll be you after the 10,000 calories. That'll be you, you look sharp. Right, Nando's waiting for Ethan and Harry. I'm upset. 30,000 along my neck is disrespect. For fuck's sake, Harry, man. Look at them taking their time. That's the life document, Bob. Look at it. So this is 1,000 calories. Yeah, but it's liquid. No, no, no. We're gonna leave it to the dubious calories. It's oats, peanut butter, banana. Yeah, but it's liquid. Because you're cheating. I'm gonna do it. Ethan's not gonna do it. Tobi's definitely not gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna eat 5,000, 6,000 calories a day, minimum. At Halo's. Yeah, yeah. It's in bread and meat. It's bread and meat. Where'd you go? 1,000 calories done. Tobi's had an absolute nightmare here. He thought these were 600 calories a piece. I've just informed him. They're 144. And he bought the whole shop out. So how many cheeseburgers do you want? Let's just have six cheeseburgers. Six, yeah? Six, yeah. And how many large fries? Six large fries. Yeah. And then another cheeseburger. Yeah. And then another large fries. So seven, yeah? Yeah. And then can I have a water as well? Yeah. All right, sweet. Thank you. A butterfly chicken. Medium. Herring chips and a spicy rice. Halloumi sticks. Two portions. Three wings. And what do you make of my order? It's not a bad order. What are the calories? What's the total, you know? It takes me to 2,860. I should have got more halloumi sticks. Yeah, they're big calories. Big calories. Well, even if we turn the cameras off, we have to finish this, boys. We have to get through all this. I don't want any slacking today. Look. What are you doing? I'm chewing to have more space in my stomach. See what I'm saying? He's struggling. He's full up. Yeah, down. That's it. Games. Yeah, look. Bang. Levels. Oh, look. My second portion of halloumi sticks has arrived. Hummus. Do you see it anywhere? No. Do you want to know why? It's in my belly. It's done out here. So now we've got the wings. Yeah. We've got the butterfly, the mushroom. 100 calories, I'll have you know. Rice, halloumi sticks, in my belly. Yeah. Nice. You got me. Two shortbreads, please. That's how many calories in the bag right there. You said it was 440, right? Yeah, but I'm not convinced that that's 440. They're little. They're tiny. Yeah, it's such a penis. How much is it? You said it's 440? Yeah. There's that 880 in there. I've just got four of these. I didn't even tell you what the pit are. I'm good, man. I know you, yeah? Of course I know you. Oh, good. Yeah, I'm just doing a quick video, innit? All right, cool. I'm glad I'm in your video. Oh, yeah. Do you mind to park your car, please? Oh, you want me to park? Okay, yeah, sure. You don't mind, yeah? Nice, man. See you. I guess that's what... Oh, shut the fuck up. I guess that's what happens when you order a large meal. Okay, McDonald's cheeseburger is 300 calories. And McDonald's large fries is 500 calories. Right, all right. So if I eat all of this, it's 5,600 calories. Mad, okay? Okay, I've taken to the streets in the quest for more calories. Going to be meeting Josh at the Red Dog Saloon for a quick feed. I'm only 200 calories in, so definitely got some work to do here if I want to get even remotely close to halfway doing this challenge. Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. Yeah. He's dropping it every day. You're right. All right, and then, and then, and then. Bang, that's a good looking little meal, that is. One sec, lads. So, okay, boys. So as you can see, I've got one of my sides left. But I'm thinking if I eat it after my main course, then there won't be much room left in my stomach. Last bit. Love that, love that. You've still got five wings as well. You haven't, you've got five wings. I've only got five wings. Boy, close call. Beautiful. Okay, just been to the sweet shop. I got myself some Reese's Pieces. We worked out there's like 800 calories in this whole bag right here. So that's my snack throughout the day. I got myself some parma violets, I like them. 82 calories, maybe? It's Vic. I'm ready, I got some ketchup today. How many calories are you on? I had cereal for breakfast, I got 200. What are you guys at? 2,000. How? What have you done? What did you do? Water pit at Shoreditch. And then two shortbreads and pre-manger. Reese's Pieces. What? Now meat's about time. I had a fat burger yesterday, so I'm not actually feeling it. But I've got to do it. I've got to catch up-ish. Do you know how many 10K calories it is? I said I've got to do 10K in a week. Stay awake until I hit 10K. Yeah? The 48 hour eating challenge. You've got to hit 10K. And there it is. That is 5,600 calories. Get rid of the shitty gherkin. This is so hard. I might have already lost. I've had about 3K calories and I feel sick. Sick. Shite challenge. Whose idea was this? Probably yours. Do it, eat it. Eat his wing. Smash mine. That was a failure. So I've taken it off. I've put half a hummus. Everything else smashed. Harry's done with his wing. Oh my god. My full English today. One large Wham Nando's meal. Four of these already. This is my second set of four. This will be like another 600 calories. And I've still got to go to dinner with the guys. Just eat it. This will take me to nearly 4K calories. And I still have to eat dinner. And I'm nowhere near my target. What I've been doing all day is farting and shitting. Of course your phone would ring. Look what he's doing. Look who's here. Hey chill man. This is the dumbest challenge ever. And a stupid, stupid challenge. Come on. Just a little bit more. So we've got a man like Vic already giving up. On offer we have the Devastator burger which is 2,500 calories. 2.6. So what is it? It's bread. It's three things in there. And chicken in it as well right? Yeah and loads of chicken in it. You've seen me fail to eat normal burgers. If I have a burger this big. It's not happening. I'm going to cop two cheeseburgers and fries. Because I reckon bread is a bit of a key. I think too much meat and you're going to be spinach. Because meat takes a while to digest. That's true. I can't lie. I'm so full from my cereal. Do you know how tall this burger is? Yeah as big as my penis. Two inches? No. It's a bit more bigger than that. It's about eight inches. So yeah. The size of Vic's penis. Oh you're out of it. How are you boys the stars of the show? What is this? It's the Sidemen channel. Get out of it. He was like I'm sat on Nana's toilet. And Harry wrote I'm pooing so much. I feel awful. Like this is the worst I've felt in weeks. I actually want to curl up into a ball. I'm at a thousand calories and I want death. Another burger. Done. I'm going to take a tactical nap. Okay. So I am about 4k calories in to the 10k calorie day. And I've been dragged along to eat 30 wings in 30 minutes with Vidal. Come on. And Callux. Bring the wings. 30 each. Let's do it. Okay. You join me here. The wings have arrived. I'm the only one with any brains because I've gone for half barbecue, half hot sauce. Very smart. Whereas we've gone for just one. One flavor barbecue. All right. Let's get it. There's two minutes and 40 seconds left. In the gym to try and burn off some carbs. This is actually my food baby. This is the fattest you'll ever see my belly. Basically, I'm going to try and burn some carbs before I go for dinner with the guys. Someone seems to be going hard. Burn those calories. I'm going to bed. Wake me up when the food's done. I might pee in the chat. Is it alright if I take a quick nap here? He's basically had a happy meal. He's had two cheeseburgers. He's still out. Like completely out. I mean out like a light age. Like a light age. You've got half left. What do you mean half? Like 10% of it. Yeah, but you still have the chips. No, no, no, no. Okay. Well, the time is 4.18. I said I was going to take a nap at about 2.40. I slept for pretty much two hours. Well, the chips have gone stale. And yeah, I ain't touching any more McDonald's. Fuck that. So yeah, we have three cheeseburgers. Did I say cheeseburger? Cheeseburgers. I said... Yeah, so we have... I'm struggling here. We have three cheeseburgers eaten. And I have two large fries eaten. Do you think I'm hungry? No, guys. I'm not hungry. I am not hungry whatsoever. I am still very full. In fact, I should probably go to the toilet. I should be on with them. I can't be bothered to move. I hate my life. Why have we done this? I don't know what the other guys are doing. The challenge is completed. Except we didn't complete it. We lost. I put a valiant effort in. I'm going to call it two and a half thousand calories because I need the points. Vidal did all right. Lux did. Yeah, we won't. We don't need to show that. We don't need to show it, Harry. We just did. But we tried. We did try. My front of the towel went a little bit. Only a little bit left though. Look, there's like... There was two slushies in there and that's like a quarter of a patty out of three patties. You know what? We'll give you... It's like minus 2,300. Yeah, I think so. Are you happy with 2,300? Yeah. I need something sweet. My barista's pieces. My guy's helping us out with the 10K calorie challenge. My boy Paul's at 600 calories. He's doing more than you. He's done more work than me today. He's carrying through. He's getting old, Paul. Come on. This is where we've got to. This is what we're doing to pass the time when we wait for the future. Digest. Get that bread. Update, update. Do people know where we are? Do they know what we're doing? Do they know what we're about? You tell them. You tell them, Vik. We're about it. We're pushing on. We're breaking boundaries down with the power of ice cream. I'm probably going to like mash one of these entire tubs. Got to work out what has the most calories. It's going down. I've gone for the mint choc chip because I feel like the mint will kind of numb the pain of what I'm doing. So... Sure. Scan this up quick. 500 mil, five servings. How many? 1,350 calories. Yes. Oh, you're in the business. Yes, yes. So that was more than the other one. Yeah, this is what I need. Okay, yeah, I'll get this, please. I might have to get one. 1,350. What am I doing? Sitting in it? All right, I'm making no progress whatsoever because this just doesn't put a dent in it. I need some real cutlery. We're in central London. I'm going to go to a restaurant. I'm going to try and buy a real spoon. See how it goes. That was a fail. Basically, we went to buy one and we're like, can we have a spoon? They're like, no, and you can't bring food from Ben & Jerry's into our restaurant. Just to buy on a quest for a metal spoon. Yeah, we're doing a 10,000 calorie challenge, so I need to eat this quickly and I can't eat quickly with a wooden spoon. Can I like pay five pounds for a metal spoon? Amazing. Oh, thanks so much. All right. Appreciate you. Thank you. As well. He gave us two spoons. He gave us two. He couldn't take the tip because he's like a CCTV, smuggling spoons. The most illegal business ever. How have we just got two spoons? Two spoons. Well, I think we all knew this was coming. Fuck. Jaspers, we're not playing around in this game. Hello. Best place to get some spoons, Byron's. They will never turn you down. Look at the future. The future is bright. Oh, I'm scooping. How did you get the spoon? You've got mint. I've got cookie dough. What do you want? You want a spoon? I want a better utensil than this. Yes, I did. I can tell you where we went because, but it will look a bit weird because the guy was like, what's going on? We went to a kebab shop around the corner. Say what? I'm really trying to go about my business. It's solid. Best look at the scoop. Metal spoon. Just throw a bit on your mouth for it to look funny. I'm happy I've got a bit on my mouth because I can't get it out the tub. You have to eat it while it's solid because when it turns all liquidy, it won't actually count. But you dropped some on the floor, mate. The floor's doing the challenge now. 10,000 calorie rule. Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? You know JJ's fucked himself? Don't have McDonald's, bro. Not lots of McDonald's. He's slapped. He's done for. Do you know how much poo is in McDonald's? His body is wet. Of course he's in bed. Of course. Who do you predict will come in last? Simon. Alright, so you're probably wondering where's Simon in this video. Basically, I've had food poisoning so I haven't been eating. So food challenge, 10,000 calorie challenge is like the worst thing for me possible right now. Any food will come straight back out or out my arse. I would show you the skid marks of the toilet but everyone told me not to put it in the video so I'm not going to. By now I imagine they're all like, I don't know, 5,000 or 6,000 calories in. I had an acai. Acai? I don't know how you say it. But basically it turns out I don't like it. So I ate four strawberries. Yeah, that's gotta be some calories. Oi! I had at least four. So I'm gonna take, I'll take that. That's what, 132? Although they were a lot smaller than that. So I'm about 132 calories out of 10,000 done. I don't think I'm hitting it. I don't think I'm hitting it today. Gravity has doubled. Help! I think I weighed twice what I weighed. One thing we didn't consider was like, how much we're going to have to shit out. Oi. Well, I haven't been yet. I ain't going. You haven't been yet? No. That is going to cause issues. Josh, can you hurry up? I'll hurry up. Oh, I've got to go. I've got to go. Oh no. Definitely did not just sleep again, but yeah, I'm going to go into London and eat some more food there. 935 calories for this, but 225 grams of carbs, and it's all sugar. Shit. Thanks. Ethan has taken me out. What have you got? 250 grams of these big thick lasers. 935 calories has taken me to. I'm on 4,968 for the day. If you have diabetes tomorrow, we'll know why. We got an extra 360 calories. I'm at 2846, which is probably like two days of my general life. I didn't get anything, but these should be, these are like 807 calories, 850 calories. Got to finish this whole bag off. I have. I'm at 6.8. 6.8? Yeah. That's how I jump in the Thames, but then I'll get even more diseases than I have from the food bowl. Wait, what diseases do you have? Food Ebola. If you count these, I'll go ballistic. I'm stitching on him here, because he's flung half that packet. It's not clinging. I do this. Yeah, look, he does that. Stop storing your calories. I'm not. You've gone down to 0.6 servings. I felt six of them hit me in the back of the head. Listen, I'm telling you now, you've put more in the air than you have in your mouth. I've been walking with you the whole time. You have chucked more than you put in your gob. No, no, no. I guess... I guess we're going to Vik's place now. So here we are for the final supper. It's the evening, and we're going to go around and see how many calories everyone's on. I'm on 5961. So if I can have one sweet, it'll take me to 6,000. I only need 10 more. I reckon that's 10 enough. Yeah, I'll take 10. 6K. Bang. I am on 4188, which is a lot for me. That's my record. Who's laughing? I've been snacking on naked bars. I told you the bars would come clutch. I've had eight today. And a banana. And yeah, 4.1. So I'm on 6896, but I have to lose like 300 because I was throwing Reese's Pieces around London. So it doesn't really count. You all right, lad? I'm on 4,968 calories. Some aged pencils, strawberry pencils. 250 grammes, 160 of it was sugar. So yeah, 4.968. Fam, my day's been mad. So pretty much all I've had is three cheeseburgers, two large fries, and that's it. How many calories? 1,700. That is weak. That's bad for a normal day. So I think I'm doing quite well, but I'm only on 2,800. Well, how's this happening? Well, me and you don't know, man. You're in the- 5K, I'm on the edge of 5K. Vik put in the chat earlier, oh, me, Josh, and Ethan are all like 4, 5K. Yeah, he's on a two, he's on a two. It's the Sidemen do 10K. So cheers, Josh and Harry, we give nice stars. So yeah, I'm hoping to make it to, honestly, if I make it to 5K, I'm happy, but 4K is realistic. Let me whack out the calculator for this one. I'm sat on 132. Let's go. Although that is based on four large strawberries. They weren't large. Yeah, JJ, you need to measure out what you're doing in calories and film it. Like we're trying to make a video. We're not just trying to eat KFC. Oh, shit, what? What we're saying, I'm about to tuck into my big old large pizza with a barbecue base. However, I'm not feeling it at all because I've eaten too much already today. I hate you. That's what he said, 20 of them. Keep eating, fatty. 21. Fatty. You're heavier than me. Fatty. You've got a leg hair. Fatty. You've got a fat forehead. Fatty. You're single. Fatty. I can do that. If I eat five more slices of this, I'm 5K for the day. You're chatting shit. 2.6. You're 2.6? The whole pizza is 2.6. Shut the fuck up. Domino's is fucking. Yeah, it's the whole fucking pizza. No, it isn't. It's five slices. Are you dumb? Five slices plus two slices, 5K. It's a lot. You've had two slices. I know. I've got a long way to go. I'm not there, but I'm just, I'm projecting. Harry's done well, you know. I've smashed it to be fair. You've got like four slices, man. I'm going to feel the repercussions. Come on, do it all in one. All in one? Size of that. What is it, JJ? I was talking about that. I know. Do you want to see my dick? What's it called? Do you want to see it? I'll show you my dick. He keeps saying it's bulking, not his cock. My cock's also about to be bulking, bro. Josh, give us the lowdown. Apparently, one slice of pepperoni pizza is friendly. There's 10 slices on this pizza. It's 3.8K calories, mate. Does it just have to be in you? You're our only hope. Anything for the Sidemen channel, boys. Love it. I'm sorry. He slept all day. I want a new drink. I want a new bag. He can get a new bag from Sidemenclothing.com. I ain't going to buy it. He can buy it. Will Josh complete the challenge? Find out next time on the Sidemen channel. No. Open your mouth. One chip. Open your mouth. One chip. JJ. Bye. Love you. Bye. See you. Bye, guys. Good luck with the pizza, Josh. Okay, so we're reaching the end. I have almost finished my 300 calories. I'm almost there. JJ has bowed out on about 800 calories. Actually, he had a Toblerone, so he's actually in last place because he slept. He's had less food than a normal person on a normal day. Now, he ate quite a lot in the end. Yeah, but he didn't count it, so he doesn't know what he's eating. JJ doesn't know where he is on the challenge. It's because he's hoping that he can do nothing and still get a draw. Ethan has bowed out. He is struggling at 6K calories. 6K. That's a lot, though. That's a lot. Ethan, I expected more. He is not in a good place. He was talking to people. I'm doing a lot of dough, lads. It doesn't sit well. I've got fucking gluten allergy, and I've been eating 7,000 pizzas. If I finish this, I'm at 5K, and Tobi's at 5K. So if we collab, we're a collaborative, we did the challenge. We haven't even collabed in real life. Josh. He's about to have his last slice. One more slice. Slow motion. Wide bars. Give us a slow-mo bite. The next bite, make it slow-mo. Do you want some more ice cream? Do you want a hug? Do you want some more sugar sweets? Do you want a hug? I don't know if I can be touched at this minute, lads. If anyone touches me, I'll blow up. Get a good close-up of me. JJ. No, no, no, no. He's sick. What does he do for a living to get his arse out in the middle of a room of guys? Wait, how many calories would that be? That's got to be a lot. I'm going to do a gluten boot. What does it mean, shitting on the floor? You're meant to give odds. You want to shit on the floor, don't you? So if you just do it. This barbaric thing wants to shit on the floor. I was thinking, where is the nearest knife in my house? I can't do it. I've got to follow now. Give me five minutes, I'll be there. Josh said off camera. He said, now that I'm the champion of the 10K thing, I can say whatever I want. And then said the N word. Yo, Josh, why did you call me a nigger? Who am I fucking? All you want to know. Started this all on my own with a venomous blow. As the C to the E to the O. I can fitness. Millions are lower to witness. Millions are lower the bank. Millions are lower the business.