Dating Strangers We Found Online

Good Mythical Weekend. Today, we have one goal, to find our very own Makayla a date using strangers we found online. Makayla, are you ready? Let's make my mama a grandmama. Oh! Let's do it. This is For the Love of Makayla! Okay, Makayla, to help you find love, we've asked a few of your fellow friends and closest workmates to join and offer their opinions and support, please welcome Emily, Lucas, and Jordan. Hey. Hello. Hi. How are you guys feeling? Great. Good. I love being on this side. It feels so much better, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. It does, there's a lot over here, it's a lot. I have a good feeling, Makayla. So, I'm about to show you dating profiles we created for four single strangers who are all actually here, backstage, and with the help of Emily, Lucas, and Jordan, you can start to fill out who you think you'd most like to go on a date with, and once you've made your final decision, you and that lucky man will have your intimate first date right here for everyone to see. Are you ready to meet the love of your life? Yeah. Okay, here's our first dater's profile, this is Daniel. He's looking for a genuine and authentic connection for someone who not only wants the best romance of their life, but also a best friend. Oh. He likes finger guns, that's cool. We're just pointing. He's a redhead. That's cute. Remember I told you. You like redheads. How I love redheads. You like the redheads. I can see this picture, and I immediately said this man does improv, and that could go either way. He's doing improv. That's what it looks like to me. He's doing improv right now. He's yes anding. The match of the turtleneck to the hair, I like. Yeah, it's a good flow, it's a good vibe. Wow, and he's blinging, that's cool. Yeah, good blinging. I asked for zodiac signs this time, just because, I take it into account. It's not like a deal breaker or anything for me, but I do take a lot of information based off of that into account when it comes to that. Why are there two? Yeah, why are there two? He must be a cusper, so he must be like on the edge of Scorpio when it starts and it's agitating. What do you feel about those two being together? Scorpios? Scorpios are fun, they're liars though. Do I work with Scorpios? Yeah, probably. Probably. Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem. The main boss, Scorpio women are queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, feel free to swipe through. Swipe. Yeah, swipe it. We're the same type of weird if you save the popcorn during the trailers and wait for the movie to start. What a weird opinion to have. Okay, I don't think that's weird, I also do that. I think it's nice, because if you're not, if you're not thinking about it, you'll eat all your popcorn before the movie starts. Now hang on, I have a second take here. What? If you wait till the movie starts to be loud and crunchy, that's kind of rude. Emily, how are you eating your popcorn? I just go right for it the minute I sit down. Immediately? Yeah. See, I'm the type to wait till the trailers are over in general, because trailers, there's like 20, 30 minutes of trailers before the movie now anyway, so I'm getting popcorn at that time. That's solid. In general. That feels like it lines up. Maybe, I think it aligns. Cute then. Swipe. Oh. Oh, a one piece. I do like a one piece. Hello. I'm gonna need to see this necklace. It looks like a turd on a string, but you know what? Maybe it's a lucky turd. Maybe it's a crystal, he's a crystal guy. Shoot, he's got a speed suit and boots to match. He's cute. I mean, he looks, he's dressed like a lesbian, so. What does that say? That says, dating me is like dating Jeremy Allen White and Larry David. Why, why is that? Jeremy Allen White, I think left his long time girlfriend and mother of his child wife to be with like a newer, younger person once he got a little bit famous, so that feels like I'd watch out for that. Has Larry David done anything like this? I think Larry David is loyal and he's funny. He's hilarious. And he's rich. I've seen like 12 episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He seems pretty weird. Down to earth. Very down to earth. Very take no mess, but interesting. My most irrational fear is that we as humans are probably so small compared to the grains, the grand scope of the universe that we are basically ants and perhaps our lives are totally, do I have to read the rest of it? Please. Oh man. Also, please, I hate it. But also my simple pleasures are a cup of coffee, no stains on my shirt and a nice cologne. Okay, so he smells decent. Yeah. That's not my fear. I actually like live day by day thinking about how small we are. That's not irrational. We are tiny little ants. It really doesn't matter. It makes things feel less serious. It does. I take nothing seriously, so. That is true. I don't fear that. No. All right. He says my guilty pleasure is my cheat meal, whether it's burgers, shakes, massive burritos or anything, chocolate. I'm sorry. A cheat meal. Having a cheat meal, I'm like, shut up. And then having a cheat meal and referencing it on your dating profile. Right. And a shake is a guilty pleasure. Come on. Don't feel guilty about drinking a shake. The size of that glass of wine. I know. I like it. That is beautiful. My favorite thing is you immediately got a drinker whereas I couldn't get one to save my life during my episode. Hey, I had nothing to do with that. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. He hasn't won me over fully yet. Like, I'm kind of, meh. Okay, okay. Well, maybe this will because for the last slide we have a voice prompt from him. Let's take a listen. My happy place definitely has to be my dad's restaurant in New York. All the workers know me, the food's delicious and it's my family. It's in New York. That's points. That is cool. It's points. I do like a New Yorker. Yes. You have to. Big city. Okay, there are three more guys. So next up we have Eli. If you're looking for a deep emotional connection while also wanting to have the time of your life, you're the right girl for him. Another New Yorker. Yeah, let's parse the picture apart because I see some good things. New Yorker, he's got a Lebowski shirt on. Yeah. He's in a dive. Virgo. Also, figuring out my dating goals. I don't like that. Me neither. What does that mean? That's a bad thing to put. Also, who gets red eye in a picture in 2024? What hipster camera are they using to do this? He downloaded an app to take a photo like this. Yes, to look old school. Give me red eye. Let's swipe. Let's see what else. Wow. This really hits home for me. I was about to say, that's the voice I'm reading. It is Yankee Stadium on a hot day. Do you know I read it in a New York accent? Oh, Yankee Stadium on a hot summer night. Been going there since I was a little kid with my dad and brother. You can't beat it. Forget about it. I like that both guys have great relationships with their dad. That is really nice. That's nice. And he's got a brother. Maybe his brother's hot. Do you want his brother? I'm so confused. I'm actually looking for a friend, to be quite honest. And if any guy is a New York transplant to LA, that's a start. Yeah. He's got a brother. Next swipe. Which one is it? I like that he's showing that he has a friend. Yeah. A black one. And I wanted to wait for you to say that, but I think that's important. I think that's really important. Yeah. Last swipe. My biggest date fail was showing up to the wrong restaurant for a first date. Sometimes you've got to learn the hard way. No, you don't. That's not a lesson. It's not. It's nothing. What? Yeah. Just learning to not be wrong ever, I think, is hard. It is hard. I didn't know not to be wrong until I was wrong. Yeah. It's a bummer. You're a reality show girly. I am. So what do you think about if he could go on any reality show, he'd do Naked and Afraid? I've never watched that, because I'm afraid of naked people. Yeah. You know, if you dated these guys, you'd have to eventually be naked. Or you'd see them. I guess you don't, though, if you decide that's not what's up. Yeah. That's true. Last swipe. What does it say? Oh, no. Wear the same type of weird if you prefer a fish as a pet over cats and dogs. This man has commitment issues. What is that opinion? He's still figuring out his relationship with pets. Yeah. That's ridiculous. He can't be dated. He's got to be kidding. Yeah, that has to be a joke. I need a dog in my life. I don't like the fish thing. I'm so sorry. We're going to have to ask him about that. We can't dwell on this. Yeah, next. OK, let's hear what he has to say. OK. My best celebrity impression is Adam Sandler. What? What's going on with you? That is a real panty dropper. You should take that everywhere. That's crazy. I do need to know, did they have to do a voice memo or did they choose to do a voice memo? They had to. OK, that's better though. Because choosing voice memo on a dating profile is serial killer behavior. It is. In my opinion. I think it's bad. You get the ASMR voice and then it's just creepy from there on out. Yeah. It can't be helped. Next. OK, up next we have Azriel. He's looking for a serious relationship with someone that lives life on their own terms. OK, eyes. All right. Gee. Green-eyed demon. OK, I'm spotting a Spider-Man poster behind him, which is a good sign. OK. I do love Spider-Man. He doesn't. A lot. What is this tapestry? Does this adult man have a tapestry? Oh, that is, that's a Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, it looks like a Dragon Ball Z. It looks like something like that. I guess my big thought is this is an adult with a tapestry hanging on their wall. Sure. And I agree. From a TV show. And that is not right or wrong. It's just something to think about. That's right. It is. He doesn't like sunlight, so he's got to filter it through something. He's 5'9". My qualifications were 5'10 and above. Well, he's an actor. Perhaps he could pretend. Or put some heels on. He could pretend. Pretend. Hey. He could just bring an Apple box to there. He could lift in your shoes like the president. In these shoes, I'm probably like 5'9", 5'10". All right, we're getting another short-term open to long. How do we feel about? I don't think I like that either. That's a really piecey way. That's a good way to put it, though. That's like, you know. It is. It's not saying like, I don't know if I could be loved. Like, it's more like, you know, I'll try for a little bit. Yeah, I'll try and we'll see. Yeah. You don't even want nudity, so I don't know if you're trying to hit it and quit it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. And that's what short-term says to me. Yes, that is. Open to long is just like, well, let's make them think they can. Yeah. They could eke out a relationship. And it sounds like ran through. Yeah. Choo-choo. Absolutely. Do you find these guys? Dating me is like reading a new book every day. What's that mean? Are you a reader? I am a reader, but I don't like reading a person and having a new situation every single day. That's a lie. It feels like dating me is like doing something not practical at all and not enjoyable is what that reads to me. Like homework. Yeah. Reading a new book every day. What books can you finish in a day besides like those old Arthur books? Yeah. I don't know. Chicken soup for the soul. Goosebumps. Imagine if it's like goosebumps. Yeah, it's goosebumps. Goosebumps is like horrible every single time. I'm a different goosebumps every day. I'm more of a highlights magazine kind of guy. And that's fine. Something you can get through. Get through that. Yeah, like the time-traveling fears. Yeah. I want to talk about his irrational fear because technically we're all going to die in space. Yeah. We're in space right now. Wow. A space nerd. I have a space tattoo on my arm. I don't fear space. I will say that I am scared of space and you and I get along really well. We do. I think that's, you know. But who goes to space that often to die in space? That's true. I'm not. So yeah. Hopefully Elon Musk. Ooh. Keep that. Yeah. Keep it in. Don't edit that out. Die in space, mother. Woo, swipe. Cut that, sorry. Oh, my biggest date fail was falling asleep on a dinner date. Wow. As somebody who last night fell asleep with a frozen yogurt on my stomach, which I dumped onto my chest after I fell asleep. I get it. He's gorgeous. Oh, he's very pretty. Look at those teeth. Yeah. Yeah, but looking like that is how you get away with behavior like falling asleep on a dinner date. Yeah, that's true. You can't get away with it with me, unfortunately. Also, it's pretty hard to read someone like a book when they're asleep. That's true. Every day. You'll have to read a book. If I could go on any reality show, it would be my own because I could just be myself on someone else's reality show. You can't really be yourself, which isn't a bad thing, but I feel like you can't show your authenticity. And this whole statement tells me that maybe this person doesn't really know what reality shows were. No, they don't know what they are. And he should have just said Love Island. Yeah. We don't all just have a reality show we can go on of our own. That's not how that works. Yeah, reality shows don't belong to one singular person. But also, didn't tell us what is his reality show. That's true. So I, yeah. Oh, okay, there he is. I like this. Okay, my guilty pleasure is staying up all night for no reason. Great guilty pleasure. That's fine. Fine guilty pleasure. That's normal. You can do whatever you want. I did that last night playing Spider-Man. Yeah. A little bit giving the actor with no job. Ooh. He said he's an actor. He's staying up all night for no reason. He's reading a book a day. I'm like, where's the cash flow? Yeah. Where's the money? I want that for you. I want you to be rich. But this is a headshot, right? I wanna be rich really bad. Yeah. Also sounds like he does have time for long-term relationships. Definitely. He just likes to be ran through. Next! Yep. All right, let's hear his voice. Okay. A happy place is home. Laying down, looking at the ceiling, and watching some anime and reading. I clocked that anime. How do you do all of those things? And you want a short-term relationship. How do you look at the ceiling, watch anime, and read? I mean, I am a homebody too. Yeah. But when I'm at home, I do activities. Like one at a time. Yeah, and one at a time. I'm a decent multitasker, but I choose to read and not watch anime at the same time because I feel like that would be kind of hard. But also, you like to travel. I do like to travel. You like to go out. You like to do things. Like, this person doesn't seem like they do anything. No. It's true. Not even act. He just is hot by himself indoors. Yeah. Sometimes that's enough. And I don't think, no, it's not. I guess I'll say sometimes it could be enough. I don't think it's enough for you. Right. You're right. I can be hot indoors and outdoors. Yes. Okay, we have one more guy. This is Aaron. He's looking for someone who's fun to talk to, bookish, and down to do bits. If you're a yes and kind of person, you'll get along just fine. Okay, this is a fake account that Trevor made. It has to be. Trevor's brother. Are you kidding me? Come on. Oh, he's six four, though. He's six four. He is six four. 31. Capricorn. I like Capricorns. He's got a real job, too. That's cool. This picture is a choice. And he's shirtless. Like, you chose to be shirtless in first impression. Also, every single one of these men have labeled that they exercise often. Okay. Show me in the shoulders, Aaron. Yeah. Long term, though. Long term. Open to short. Flipped it. Yeah, that is interesting. That's a better way to put it. I do like the six four. Oh, okay. My guilty pleasure is watching terrible movies so I can complain about them to my friends. Fun. Yeah, he's got friends. I mean, I like a terrible movie and I don't really often complain about them. Like, I'll say, this was a terrible movie, but then I'll be like, this is what I loved. Okay. And I love this, this, this, and this. Yes. Because I'll watch anything, really. Yeah. Bad or good. This way. Cute. Yeah. My simple pleasures are mint chocolate chip ice cream, watercolors, and ice cold sheets. He really likes his chest. He likes the cold chest. Yeah, he likes his jewelry, too. He does like his chest. I like the jewelry. Yeah, he's got piercings and... He looks like the guy from Atlantis. Milo! He does look like Milo. People think he's hot. He is hot. In a nerdy way. Very theater geek. Well, and as I've pointed out before, he did explicitly say he does improv. And... He does say bits, yeah. Not only does he do improv, he brought it up in his dating profile. He did, willingly. And that's something to think about. Well, you don't want to be a surprise on the date that he does improv. I guess that's fair. That's true. I guess that's fair. You gotta know in advance. I do like the confidence of this picture, though. Like, he just stood in his hallway. This should have been the first picture. And took a picture of himself. You know what I mean? I like that. He found his light. He did. Let's swipe. Dating... I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm supposed to read them or not. Dating me is like chicken piccata. Easy, delicious, with a healthy distribution of capers. I think that's cute and clever. I think it's fun. There's no way, Fiona, that's great. Chicken piccata's delicious. It is really good. What is chicken piccata? It's chicken that's breaded, and it has like a lemon caper sauce on it. Ooh, that does sound good. That sounds really good. That does sound really good. If he comes with some of that, I'd take it. Let's move down to the biggest celebrity crush. Is this why y'all picked him for me? Nobody wants to say. I mean, she's very funny and very hot, and you're very funny and very hot. The most compared to celebrity right now at this moment for me is Ioana Berry. And I don't see it, personally. Like, lookalike-wise, I don't think we look anything alike. I don't see it either. But I think we have similar vibes. Like when I watch, the vibes, yes. Makayla, I was gonna say, there's a certain descriptor that you use for the type of men that you like, and I do feel as if he fits very squarely. All right, what is it? What is it? I think I know what it is. It's Rat Boy. Oh, Rat Boy. No, it's Rat Boy. You like Rat Boyfriend. Yeah, she likes Rat Guys. So you like the guy from Challengers? Both of them. Like that kind, yeah. At the same time. Oh, yeah, you just hit the nail on the head. Okay, okay. The guy from Atlanta, something that is class break. This is Rat Boyfriend 100%. It is Rat Boyfriend. It's great Rat Boyfriend. Here's the thing that I'm kind of iffy about. It's the doing bits. Sometimes I'm for it. Like, I'm totally for doing a bit outside in public. But sometimes I'm like, please shut up and don't talk to me. Like, you know what I mean? Well, if you want my thoughts on it, dating a man who does improv will make you gay, in my personal experience. Wow. So that's just something to think about. You date a couple men that do improv and all of a sudden you're a lesbian. So that could be right for you or that could be wrong for you. I just think it's information you should have. I appreciate that. To move forward. I appreciate that perspective a lot, too. Let's swipe. Dating a stand-up will get you a refillable prescription for Lexapro. Absolutely. Nice. Wow. This is from the Renaissance Fair, for sure. Yeah, it definitely is Renaissance Fair. It's hot. This is a hot Renaissance Fair, boy. Mikaela, do you think this is- He loves his chest. Do you think this is cool or not cool? It's so not cool. Yeah, this is rough for Mikaela. I can tell. Two nerdy white guys. I don't know. My mom, I would take him home to my mom and she would talk about him the whole time to his face. Wait, Mikaela, I'm sorry. You cannot both say that you want to date a rat guy and you don't want to date a nerdy white guy. Those things are not, they can't be- The guys from Challengers are, nevermind. But they are- Those guys are famous actors, right? They're very rich and have a lot of work done and they have a lot of money to upkeep. This is just a normal man. Yeah. You know? It's a dude hanging out. He's giving me very Carrie Elwes. Yeah. Oh! And I do love Princess Bride. That's my favorite. Carrie Elwes. Okay, let's hear Aaron's voice, shall we? Yeah. I take these really nice, relaxing, cold showers where I think about stuff like, and- Huh? Was that supposed to be, was that real? I think you, I think- You turn it up and play it again? Yeah, we gotta hear that one again. I take these really nice, relaxing, cold showers where I think about stuff like, and- So, so he's doing a bit. Yeah, he's doing a bit. He's being like, I take these cold showers where my thoughts are like, ooh, it's cold. Like that's, yeah, that's not- Well, at least you'll be the funny one in the relationship. I don't know, Emily. That's a pretty good bit. That is? Yeah. No, it's not. But I don't think he understood that out of context it sounds like he's thinking about- I think he does. I think he does understand. You think it's a twofer? Really? There's no way that's a twofer. Can you pick him just so we can ask? He's my vote. So here's the thing though, Emily. It's not up to you. No, you can have him if she doesn't want him. You can have him if I don't want him. I mean, right now- Let her not have him. You can take him. Hold on a second. Emily already found a man. Okay, okay, everyone calm down because yes, Mikayla's gonna get to do the thing that you don't get to do on Dating Apps and that's see all the guys in real life before anyone, including also Emily, makes their final decision. No, no, I'm voting, hang on. I'm saying I think he's great for you. Really? Yes. Why? Everything. I don't know. That's Emily's choice. Yeah. You said rat boy, they gave you a rat boy. She's yelling because she's excited about rat boy. Okay, let me- I think we just need to find you a rat boy. Let me bring him out. Okay. Okay, boys, come on in. Okay. Wow, yeah. Hi. Hello. Thank y'all for being here. Hello, I'm Mikayla. We're gonna go down the line and if y'all could each tell us about your red flags. Sure, start with me. My name's Daniel and my biggest red flag is that I'm pretty allergic to cats and dogs. So I love them from afar, but afar. Is it deadly? It's not deadly. It is highly uncomfortable. That's good. And also I have asthma and it triggers my asthma. Gotcha. Okay. Hello, I'm Eli. My biggest red flag would be that I have the Subway Rewards app on my phone and have amassed over 20,000 rewards points. Wow. Putting me in MVP status. Oh my God. You're actually the CEO of the company. I am. Yeah. Do you own steak? You should. That's the goal, that's the dream. My name is Asriel and my biggest red flag is I'm just brutally honest. Okay. All right. My name is Aaron and my biggest red flag is that I laugh too loud in public. Can you laugh right now? I mean, I can. Say something funny. Somebody say something funny. That's one of the writers. Ha ha! Thank you. Sorry. Okay, Mikayla, panel of friends, you've looked at all the dating profiles, you've seen the men in real life. Are there any other burning questions before Mikayla has to make the final choice? Do we each get one or are we? Just tell them if there's anything burning. What restaurant does your dad own in New York? It's called Mark's off Madison. Okay. 26th and Madison Avenue. Anybody? It's a nice location. It's a good location. Yeah, a very phenomenal location. We opened in 2020 and I was in the, yeah, right in November 2020 of the pandemic. Oh my God. I was the head maitre d' as we opened up, so. And so you're from New York? I'm from New York City. What part? Yeah, I grew up in Lincoln Center, but I've also lived in Brooklyn. I've also lived all over New York City. What part of Brooklyn? Wait. I'm trying to find out if you're rich or not. What's your brother's name? I just wanna know if he's rich or not. Is that wrong? There's a reason why I'm in LA. So non-location based questions. Are there any burning non-location based questions from anyone? No, that was it. Okay, Mikayla, you have to make your choice. There's only one guy that you can take on a date in a second. Y'all are all really great. I had so much fun looking at your profiles and judging you, so sorry if it comes off a little harsh, but we're just very honest people. Very honest people. As we are. I'm a very honest person, too. Not brutally. I try not to be too brutal, but. We looked at all your profiles and we immediately said all of you were hot. And I think that's the most important thing. Yeah, that is true. That is very true. We're about to get you taken home today. You're all gorgeous. That is true. You're gorgeous. And well-dressed. And very well-dressed. Y'all look really nice today. The problems we had were with your personality. The things you chose to say about yourselves, but besides that, everything else was fine. Everything was fine. You guys were great. Feedback I get a lot. Great. Yeah. I am going to go on a date with Aaron. Okay, well let's get that date started, shall we? Hey, hey, senor and senoritas, thank you for coming to our Mexican restaurant. My name is Lukas. Ooh. Wow. Yeah. Okay. We have a wonderful menu for you two today. On the front is your choice of chips and salsa for $9 or not having any food tonight. Oh. I remember requesting Moscow mules. Okay. By chance? We can do that. Excellent. Yeah, that can happen. Is it? You like Moscow mules? Oh, yeah. Okay, perfect. Yes. So, two Moscow mules, and will you be eating or having chips and salsa? Let's do this expensive ass chips and salsa. Expensive chips. That's a wonderful choice. Thank you so much for your time. Just to be clear, the choice is between eating or having the chips and salsa? Not eating. We're having, I'm sorry, sir. Okay. Or having the chips and salsa. He wants to know things. Inquisitive. Inquisitive mind. Inquisitive. I am as well. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Cool. So, welcome. Thank you. Excited to be here. Are you really? Yeah, of course. What'd you do today? What's your day look like? I woke up, and then I was here. That's so good. And then, yeah, it was really exciting. And you? I woke up, spun around in my room a little bit, and then came here. Wow. Yeah. An extra step. Extra step. I feel like I didn't do enough. You didn't. I was relaxing in the green room. Yeah, how was that? Great. Yeah. Planned to pocket a bunch of those little mini donuts on my way out the door. Take them out. We don't need them. What do we need those for? It's very exciting for me. It's a really good thing. Okay, good, good. Not this whole thing. No, I mean, this is great, but I love donuts. Oh, okay. So, it's a consolation prize if you decide that this is going poorly, which I hope that you don't, but I have that to look forward to, too. I think it's going okay so far. Food is taking, the chips are awesome. Yeah, yeah. It's a very complicated chip selection. Did someone say food is taking a long time? Yeah. It's still not here. These are drinks. Welcome to our restaurant. I'm Jordan, and these are Moscow mules. Thank you. These are great. It's like a lot of eye contact with a Moscow mule. Anything to say? Thank you. You're welcome. Politeness check. You passed. Let's see. It's really good. Hello. Oh my God. I'm Emily. This is our $9 chips and salsa. Yum. There you go. Cool. How's it going? Just started. Yeah, I think it's going good. Nice chest. Thanks. Got like a matching blue thing going on. So, all of your pictures on the profile, you show chest hair. Every last one. And we all thought that was very interesting. What a choice. Why did you make that choice? Let's talk about it. You know, it took a while to grow it, I guess. Yeah, it didn't really come in until like late twenties. So, I guess now that I have it, I feel like I gotta show it off. Share it with the world. Yeah. Understandable. But every picture? Should I shave it? No, it's not a bad thing. Okay. No, it's not bad. Just every picture. Yeah. I like a deep V. Okay. Consistency. Yeah. Okay. Okay, I understand. Like a personal branding, I guess. Say, that guy has got a really long neck and a lot of chest hair. Hello. You do have a really long neck. Thank you. I have some complimentary water here to serve to the both of you. Oh, it's complimentary now? From the chef himself. Wow. Yep. Okay. Wonderful. Ew. Oh. Are you gonna say anything? Nothing to add about your date's glass. Nothing's going wrong? Oh boy. This is like a very new situation for me. Oh, it's fine, it's fine. If you're not gonna say anything, you're not gonna say anything here, Mike Taylor. I'll do a different glass. I assume he has clean hands, but I don't know if he has clean. Fine, your glass is clean. Hers is dirty. Uh-huh. If you wanted to do something about that, I'd let you figure it out. Hey, great chest. We have soggy chips now. Oh, thank you. You're gonna take the finger glass? I'm just not gonna drink that, I think. Okay, then that works. Not that there's anything wrong with your hands. I'm just gonna. So what do you like to do? Bunch of stuff. I like to read, I paint, I draw. How about you? I also like to read. I'm interested at video games. AMC A-list member. My roommates are all on AMC Stubs, and I am still late to the party. I feel like I need to. You haven't joined yet? I haven't. What is wrong with you? I just felt like, it's like the food is still expensive. I don't know. I really have no excuse. You don't have to buy the food. I feel like an essential part of the theater experience is icy and a popcorn. True, but the essential part of an AMC experience is Nicole Kidman at the beginning of every movie. That's a given. Yeah, but it's enjoyable. It makes the $20 a month worth it. What do you like to watch? I'll watch anything, really. What was the last movie I watched? I think it was Deadpool. I saw that. You saw that? Did you enjoy it? I thought it was fun. Emily! Are we being haunted? Everybody's very protective of me. Okay. Sorry. That's a good sign. That is a great sign. Yeah, I did see Deadpool. I think that was the last thing I saw. I'm not sure, though. Okay. I see a lot of movies. Who else have you seen this year? I saw Challenges five times in the theater. So it's all right? Just fine. It's like, okay. It didn't do anything for me. Yeah, yeah. Nothing. Out of the ordinary. Didn't do anything at all? Nothing. Were there, what did you? Nothing. What are you neutral about? All of it. Tennis. That doesn't seem like a fun sport or anything. Yeah. Have you seen a movie like a bunch of times that you acted a lot? There is only one. And that was when Silver Linings Playbook came out. I saw that in theaters four times. That movie? Yeah. Why? What about it? My friends are weird. I'm so sorry. Get used to it. I don't know. I like Bradley Cooper. You do. I did. Okay, keep going. I have like a lot of weird energy about specifically Silver Linings Playbook. Keep going, keep going. I don't know if that was a bad choice or not. I don't know. I just felt like I could, I resonated with a lot of the stuff in it and there's dancing and I wanted to dance and I hadn't done it ever at that point. So, I don't know. There wasn't a lot to like about it. It was like complex family dynamics and stuff. Do you have a complex family dynamic? Kind of. Like a game. How's everything? We're gonna start ignoring y'all. Okay. I just wanna, real quick. Yeah. Like, say something nice to him. But other than that, you're doing great. I'm so sorry. People don't say nice things to me. It's fine. Oh, no. What? Why? It's like a roasting thing. I don't know. I like your earring a lot. Did you make that? Did you buy that? I did not make it. I did buy it. I got it at the Ren Faire. The Ren Faire. So, you are a Ren Faire guy. Oh, yeah. Okay. Because there was one picture where you were like, are you at the Ren Faire? Are you cosplaying for this ride? Do you recognize the tree? I've never been. Oh, you never? Yeah. It's coming around. It's coming back. It's almost that time. It's great. Yeah, you show up in a costume and you walk around and there's ax throwing. Okay. You know? I'm a fan and they have a lot of jewelry shops. So, all of the earrings that I own are from there. Okay. Okay, lovebirds. I'm sorry to interrupt, but it is time to make a decision. Do you both want to see each other? What? That was so fast. Oh, so you feel as if it was fast. Yes. Do you both want to see each other again? I would like to. Sure, yeah. Without my crazy ass friends. Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah. I don't mind a peanut gallery, but. They're crazy. It'll be more relaxed next time, I promise. Yeah. Okay, well, I do think that makes this the most successful dating show ever of all time. Thanks everybody for tuning in. We'll see you next Saturday for another new episode of Good Mythical Weekend. Looking for the perfect date night meal? Go to mythicalcookbook.com.