ANDREW GARFIELD | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

Don't do anything weird, like bring our ring, or like get down on one knee, like I'm not in the mood today. Alright. Just sit with her. Alright, I hear you. Can we agree there's a bit of a curse on this? What do you mean, like a bad curse? In the sense of like, you know, we've had a couple of lovely interactions. Yeah. It wasn't like a very enthusiastic. Yeah, it was like an undermining, yeah. Yeah. Come on, we can own that, like it's been vibey. Yeah, it's been vibey to the point where you've been avoiding me for two years because the vibes were too much for you to handle. Powerful vibes. So I'm actually surprised you're here. I'm also surprised I'm here as well. Do you believe in fate? I do believe in fate and destiny. Do you know the difference? I believe in fate. You do, go on. Yeah. Give me an example. Um, when was it that we met? Originally? Are you a good dancer? Well, I've seen you dance. Well, of course. There was a party that I saw you dance at. Yeah, what did you think? I was like, she's dancing. It was epic. Honestly, your moves were epic. And everyone was like, thrown off. Yeah, in a good way. Yeah, no, like inspired, but also intimidated. No, I do remember. I just wanted you to relive it for me in this moment. I feel manipulated. I don't like games. You're good! I don't like games, Emilia. Well, it's just fun. Is it fun? Well, for me it's fun. For the person that's like, pulling the strings. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't like- You don't like it? Cut, I'm cutting them. I'm not gonna be who you want me to be in this moment. I don't, I'm not asking you to be anything but what you are. I'm just holding a mirror up. Yeah, and I look good. Do you think it's possible? Do you really think it's possible that there's someone that could be sat in this seat that might be like, wait a minute, I just realized, this is it. Yeah. Do you not? I love that you're hopeful about it. I think, I just think it's, you know, the setup is- But isn't it just like meeting someone at work? Yeah, ish. But like, what other workplaces- Except I've made it into a date. What other workplaces? Your work. Your workplace. Yeah, exactly. How many of those relationships work out? I don't know, you tell me, none? I mean, it's not, it's like flash in the pan stuff, usually. Are your Spidey senses tingling right now? Can't do that, you get one of those. I've got one more. I hope you enjoyed it, because that's that. It's over. Snog Mary Boyd. Go on then. Tom Holland. Toby Maguire. Amelia De Moldeberg. Oh, this is unfair. This is really unfair, you're pretending the screw's on me. Oh no, because... God, that's hard, actually. I don't want to avoid any of you, really. Okay, but you have to. No, I have to avoid you then. What? Because I can't do that to either of those guys. I can do it to you. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. I'm going to do it to you. This is exactly what- This is called flirting, Amelia. This is called flirting. We've had two meet-cutes. Can you- I'm going to be myself, and I need you to know me fully. It's just going to mess up with the sound. That's true, and I want to be considerate. Exactly. This is actually a first date. Okay. First date. Okay, I feel like I just arrived. Did you kiss on the first date? I've asked people out a lot, and have got a no. Like in this way, or like a real way? Well, this is real, but on the outside. So you're bold, courageous, you go for it. Exactly. I really appreciate that so much. I think that's sexy. I think that's really hot. That's what I think. But then I was rationalizing my, not sadness, but my frustration with rejection. I was like, I just put myself out there more than other people. So then I get rejected more. So then I always feel rejected. I don't want to give you a high five on feeling rejected. That was a weird timing. It was more just like a high five. I am rejected. More than ever. No, it's about accepting that that's part of courage. It's amazing. It is amazing. How do you do it? What's your usual line? What do you do? You just try and get with him. What? That's what I've done before. Just like physically? Just like, exactly. Yeah. Like that? Is that the move? Now I'm looking at you doing that, I'm realizing maybe this is where I'm doing wrong. Have you ever been on a date with someone to watch your own movie? Most of my first dates are... What? Like, yeah. No, of course not. Okay. You like the ginger beer? Yeah. I hate ginger beer. It's so funny because it's like I go to a place and then you're like... I knew you would do this. Do what? I knew you would do this. Just be aware of all of your moves? Yes, yes. I knew you would do this. Do you hate it? No, I don't. I think it's fun. Does it betray you? No, it doesn't. People must have done this with you. You do it when I've seen you before. Yeah, because I like... I'm really a fan of what you do. I like it, actually. I'm into it. You do? Yeah, because it's funny. Like, it's funny someone... Seeing you. Seeing what I'm doing. And naming it. And calling you on it. Yeah. And you go slightly red. What? How was your 30th? How was it being 30? I love being 30. Do you? Did you like being 30? I did, yeah. I love... I love my 30s. I really love my 30s, yeah. If we were to start a relationship, and we're saying that you would want to, or that I would necessarily want to... Fuck yeah, go on. You are funny. You're a funny person. You're funny too. You're funnier. I enjoy that. I enjoy that very much. The quality that I really appreciate in you. And in a date. And in like a... I think that we... There's something going on. Do you actually think that? Or is this for the... I do think it's interesting that we... If this wasn't here, do you think we'd actually have it go on a date? Do you think this has fucked up the fact that we could have actually gone on a date at some point? Maybe. Well, I don't know. Okay, but like take out... Take out all the practicalities and the logic. I actually believe maybe we could have without all of this. Yeah. But it's this... Because you're afraid of it. I'm a very private person in my private life. What's going on? Are you really? Are you? I'm more private than you. Go on then. Actually. Tell me. Have you ever seen me with anyone? No. That doesn't mean that you're private. It does. It just means you're not with anyone. Do you want to be married? Do you want to have children? Do you want to like... What are your ultimate longings? Is that a question? That's just sweet. Would you rather not? Are you going to cut all this out anyway because it's about you? Yeah, probably. But this is some bullshit. Come on. Let this interview be what it is. This is like a different vibe. This is not an interview. It's a date. This is a different style of date. There's more mutuality. I don't mind about being married and I don't really mind about having kids. You don't mind? No. But you do want like a long-term partnership. Like a monogamous long-term partnership. I do, yeah. But I also like my independence and I also like the fact that I can like do whatever I want and go out. Except for bedrooms. No, but yes. Maybe it's helpful. Maybe, yeah. I actually think it's kind of crazy that you... You feel obligated to share a bed for the rest of your life. So you've been nominated for an Oscar. Yeah. You've not won. Yeah. So when are you going to win an Oscar? How long do you think it's going to be? To be honest, can I be honest with you? Can I be real with you? Always. That whole thing has meant something to me in the past and I think I needed that and then when I didn't win a couple of times I was like I guess maybe I should give up on that dream. No, I don't know. It's not, you know, it doesn't really... Probably when you stop caring that's when it will happen. Probably, yeah. Apparently that's what happens with love as well. I think that's right. I think that's absolutely right. Which is why I was very relaxed today because I've given up. I actually have. I've actually given up. So... I don't think you can give up with intention. I don't think you can give up to try and end game that might be the trick. I'm actually giving up because then something will happen that is very unexpected out of nowhere. Would you be more attracted to me if I had an Academy Award? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, thank you for your honesty. No, I get it. I get it. Just like my father. Yeah, because then it'll come around your house and it's just there. It's just there, casually like a doorstop for a bathroom. You know what I mean? Yeah, it would be kind of hot to be fair. Academy Award winner. Fuck. My longing is back for it. Yeah, but then I'm like trying to please you and that's fucked up. Why? It's not the kind of relationship I want. I actually don't care if you are an Oscar winner or not. But I would be hotter. No, you're already like kind of hot. What's your favourite time? What's my favourite time? Yeah, what's your favourite time on the clock? I thought you meant style of time. Oh, okay. Kairos or Kronos. I think we'd have a really nice time without the camera. I think we'd just enjoy each other's company. Maybe not. Fuck it. I think we should be friends. Okay. Great. So? Done. Great. We could hang out. Okay. Do I just friendzone this situation? Yeah, I guess. Oh, I shouldn't have done that. Unless that's what you want. No, I don't know what I want. Okay. You haven't got to know what you want. You have my number. Do I? Yes. I do. You asked for my number at the party. I did. I feel like this is just like should be a practice round. I feel like we should do it again actually and better. Okay. This should just be like a rehearsal. I know we've like paid for everything. I've paid for everything. Yeah, when I say we, I mean you. Yeah. This felt less awkward than usual for you. Yeah, because you kept asking me loads of questions and making me be like serious. I'm sorry. Did I make you less funny? I don't know. We'll find out. Sorry. Okay. Thank you. This has been... We need to stop now. But how?