How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: You’re so vain (HD CLIP)
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You had your hat pulled down real strategically over one eye.
You had a scar of a thing that was apricot.
Strategically tipped below one eye.
You had one eye in the mirror.
How'd you make sure you had a real cool goodbye?
Goodbye, yeah.
And all the girls think that they'd be your partner.
Maybe it's partner because he's so vain.
You probably think this song is about you.
But don't you, don't you.
Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination.
You, you fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed.
Look, you took me to a **** dance to lead the on concert.
You made me miss the big game.
Oh, smart guy's a rhymer.
Well, do we want everybody to know your love making is love.
Oh, maybe because you named my penis.
Yeah, you named my penis.
You named my penis after a name.
Oh, I really think you have to get over that.
Come on, you're so vain.
So vain.
This is the worst thing I've ever heard.
No, no.
Because you're so vain.
You work so well, don't you?
There she goes, ladies and gentlemen.
There she goes.
Thanks, guys.
Take it from here, Marvin.
Wasn't she wearing these in her diamonds?
Come on, do it.
It's a good idea.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, Andy Anderson, I'm not done with you.
You used me to get ahead in your work.
You arrogant, backstabbing jerk.
Come on, Andy.
All right, she drove me half insane for a magazine article.
Oh, yeah, and you told people you could make any girl fall in love with you,
and I, I was exhibited.
I'm out.
What?
Look, please, just give me that necklace,
then you guys can go on and kill each other.
I was a guinea pig.
Somebody you could test your theories on?
Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Yeah, you know, it's a big deal.
Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
It's a good idea.
Maybe we should bet on it.
You know what?
You did your job, though, Andy.
You said you'd lose a guy in 10 days.
Congratulations.
You did it.
You just.
No, I didn't, Ben.
Because you can't lose something you never had.