How Would Big Narstie & Mo Gilligan Do On Dragon's Den¿ ¦ The Big Narstie Show
Jan 6, 2025
Stephen, sometimes the dragons, you guys team up as well.
I've watched the show.
You guys team up and you guys do deals together as well.
Is that quite important in terms of getting dragons
on your side sometimes?
Always, always.
What happens in the den is you see that Deborah and Sarah
are going in together.
So I whisper sometimes to Peter.
I go, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
And then he'll look back and wink.
And then we're like, 10% each?
Yeah.
And then we double team.
Because you can see there's a thing forming over in the corner.
Do you know what I love what you lot do, yeah?
It's when you offer people a deal, yeah?
And they go to their back and talk to themselves.
You ever seen that?
On the wall.
So offer me a deal right now.
This is what they do, guys.
Let me get a character.
Go, go.
Oh, yeah, stand up.
I'm standing up.
All right, cool.
Boom.
I'm going to give you 50k for 10% of the business.
Just have one minute to talk to my business partner.
Talk to my business partner.
This is what they do.
Hey, be rational.
50 fucking rags.
Hey, tell Ahmed I want a half a box.
We have to whisper.
So I'm thinking that we go in with a different percentage.
Do you want a different deal?
Yeah, we're going to do a fucking 50 rags.
Tell Ahmed I want my thing now.
We have a proposition for you for the deal.
Do you want to present it to him?
Boom, yeah.
Man will take 15% if you up your deal to 70 grand in cash.
Yeah?
Oh, no, I do my reaction, which is I pretend
that I'm really unhappy.
And then I pretend to scribble.
I'm doing hangman.
I'm pretending to crunch the numbers,
but I didn't get a good grade in GCSE, so I can't do it.
I'm just like that.
Ask them for more money.
And then I'm going to counter you.
OK, I've thought about your offer.
I'll give you the 70k.
But I want 90% of your business.
He's trying to take us for pussy hoes.
We're not pussy hoes.
I say we punch man up, take the money on the desk.
Yeah?
All right, cool.
Tell me what you want to do.
So basically, my partner said you could never
try to take man for a dickhead.
That's not fair.
All right, come on, beat this up.

