Barbie & Ken Take A Trip to the Real World | Barbie | HBO

Bye Barbie, good luck in reality! Watch for cellulite! I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains There's more than one answer to these questions Pointing me in a crooked line And the less I seek my thoughts from some definitive Closer I am to find What are you doing here? I'm coming with you. No, please get out. I can't. I made a double bet with Ken. And you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken. Ken's not cool! He is to me. You're just gonna slow me down. Barbie, what if there's beach? You'll need someone who's a professional in that. Did you bring your rollerblades? I literally go nowhere without them. Please? Okay. Wow. Let's do this. Can I sit in the front? No. And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure to the real world. This is the real world! Look at me. I told you they're at V Beach. Yeah. What's going on? Give us a smile, blondie! Why are these men looking at me? Yeah, they're also staring at me. Oh, I love that. Wow. I feel kind of ill at ease. Like, I don't know the word for it, but I'm conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of. I'm not getting any of that. I feel what can only be described as admired, but not ogled, and there's no undertone of violence. Mine very much has an undertone of violence. Oh, look, a construction site. We need that good feminine energy. Ladies, yoo-hoo! Oh, you got fries with that steak? I said you had a hot body. Would you hold it against me? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Baby, you are an angel. I can see myself in your shorts. I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips, but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, which appears to be double, and I would just like to inform you, I do not have a vagina. And he does not have a penis. We don't have genitals. That's okay. Yeah, whatever. It's cool. I have all the genitals. Jeez, you'd think a construction site at lunchtime would be the perfect place for a little woman power. This one was so... male. Everything's almost, like, reversed here.