AKBINGO! Ep333 [English sub]

長月Nura Once you're out, it's instant Muchaburi. An idol survival game, Muchaburi Dodgeball! Bow! Linesman, please explain the rules! I'm Ego Yunna, from SKE48 Team KII. Ego Yunna Kusaka Konomi Ego-chan ❤ Ego Yunna Kusaka Konomi From NMB48 Team BII, I'm Kusaka Konomi. Konomi~❤ The rule is exactly the same like normal dodgeball. However, there is an absurd task waiting for the member who got knocked out! NMB is too relaxed. You rascals, annihilate SKE! Alright, thank you. And so! For the first time in this show's history, Omizo Kiyoto (Bad Boys) Sata Masaki (Bad Boys) the muchaburi dodgeball this time, is a fight between SKE and NMB! Why do we do this? Because today, SKE and NMB's latest single are simultaneously released! Okay, Jurina, promote your latest single! Matsui Jurina -Ah, thank you! SKE48's latest single, Conquetis Juutaichuu, we recorded the music video in our hometown Nagoya. SKE48 and Nagoya will charm you in this song! I present this song especially for you~ With warmth~ KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT SONG! © Kumamushi (A Japanese comedian duo ) Alright then, let's start the Muchaburi Dodgeball now- -No! Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, onii-san♪ © 8.6 Bazooka (A Japanese comedian duo, again) Why do you ignore NMB?~ I don't like the style of this generation. Let us promote our own song as well! Yamada Nana PR? Okay, Yamada, go ahead. This is going to be my last single because I am graduating in 3rd April. The title is "Don't Look Back". The new single that is released today, 31st March, contains a lot of message. Everyone, please listen to it! Onegaishimasu~ You promote it in a normal way to make it look good, huh? Finally released today, SKE48's latest single "Conquetish Jyuutaichuu". And also today, NMB48's single "Don't Look Back". Following their competitive single sales, now SKE and NMB are going to face off in Muchaburi Dodgeball! This program is brought to you by the following sponsors. [OriginalGGSub48 Translated from Indonesian: toomuchidea (stage48.com) Timer: Suari Ardiez (stage48.com) QC: Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com)] Kashiwagi-senpai, it's been a while. Long time no see. Kashiwagi Yuki Kashiwagi-senpai here can already be called a master in Muchaburi. Is that so? She always did all muchaburi with a perfect score! Perfect 10 point That is a fact. Now let us enjoy some of the best scenes from Kashiwagi's Muchaburi! When she had to face the reeking smell from Fart Cannon... Muchaburi Time! UWAAA IT REEKS!!! Falls As you see, this is how Kashiwagi gives a perfect reaction score in Muchaburi. This is why Kashiwagi is called the Muchaburi Master. These are the members that are going to play with Kashiwagi-san tonight. The first Muchaburi is this! Strange cuisine. Muchaburi Dodgeball, ready? We start with the ball jump, SKE received the ball. Suda quickly passes to the outfielder. The ball is returned, and... Oh! Matsui's shot directed to Yamada missed! Tani takes the ball... And Shiroma is out! OUT! The girl who became a double center in NMB's previous single, Shiroma Miru. Tani who took the ball precisely shot Shiroma. It's time for Muchaburi! Have you ever eaten any weird delicacies? Never. Your first time huh? First Challenge ❤ Then let's start. Strange Cuisine this time is this! What is this? Fried Tagame! (Lethocerus deyrollei: a species of giant water bug) In South East Asia, people usually eat this as an alternative protein source. This kind of food is available in Kappo Yagi Hamaguri restaurant. Eh, hold it. Why is it's hands positioned like that? How cute. Begging pose You doing it? To make her eat it, Sutou! Yes! Sutou Ririka Sutou likes to motivate other people. Yes, that's right. NMB48's first gen draft member, who also entered the senbatsu in this single, Sutou Ririka. Unbelievably, her dream is to become a motivator. And so she will motivate Shiroma. I will give you courage. My most favourite senpai, Niche senpai, once said, "The best treasure in your life is confidence". The Tagame in front of you is not an obstacle, the fear that you feel right now is your biggest obstacle. Motivator! I am touched. And then! Where do you want to start? Head? I'll start from the head. She's going to eat from the head. Do it in one go. Itadakimasu. In one bite! She eats it one go, amazing! She's doing it! Incredible, she eats it whole. Amazing, the moment you bit it, the liquid bursts out. Amazing, the moment you bit it, the liquid bursts out. Amazing, the moment you bit it, the liquid bursts out. Real Bursts inside my mouth. -I see... Muchaburi Master, Kashiwagi, what do you think? The courage that she shows is great. Because, currently in AKB rarely someone shows that kind of courage. Strong willpower, huh? Now continuing to the next Muchaburi. But then! No, wait a moment. There are still 2 Tagame left, right? Matsumura Kaori -That is right! Are you okay with that, NMB? Bad premonition Encore, huh? You said that you want to "Reach the top", is this kind of thing okay? Just so you know, in SKE we also have someone who can eat this. Even though they are friends Tani Marika Wait, so you're not going to eat it, Matsumura? Transferred from HKT to SKE last year, Tani Marika. In another program, she hitchhiked from Hokkaido to Nagoya. And also joined a living from lottery challange, she becomes one of SKE's variety master. Hates bugs But actually, Tani hates bugs. Then, what will happen with this muchaburi? Eh... Seriously? I've got nothing to do with this. Blame Matsumura. She's the one who pointed you before. Suspect Even though Tani didn't get hit. Isn't Tani the one who shot her? Yes, I'm the one who hit her before! Exactly Ah, you shot her? Go. Here I go. Do your best! You're slow! There it is! She's going to throw it out! Stop it! That's disgusting, you know. Panic SKE leads first, is NMB is going to be defeated? Next Muchaburi is this. Face Wrap! Knocked out member will wrap her face with plastic. We're starting, ready? Watanabe from NMB controls the ball. Her uncoordinated throw is taken by SKE's Oba. What an excellent skill! Oh! Nice catch from Yabushita! A strong throw but it missed! NMB controls the ball again. Yamamoto shot and this is! Wait! Wait! It didn't hit me, didn't hit. It just brushed my leg. It didn't it? Hey, Ego! Tani said she didn't get hit. Oniichan. That person said that she didn't get hit, But Yunna thinks she did. Between me and her, who lied? Onii-chan, I love you! Out! -Who the hell are you talking to? So it did it! Time for Plastic Wrap. There are two here, so you know what it means, right? Surely if we're talking about plastic wrap we're talking about a one on one battle. That's why you have to choose one person from the enemy team. That's the gist. If she looks normal, it's not going to be interesting. Choose a member who thinks that herself is pretty. I don't think so. Suddenly humble NMB48 Who thinks like that? Yabushita? Yabushi Shu I don't think like that. I'm very ugly. Frantic! Yabushita, come here! -I DON'T WANNA~ Yabushita from NMB48 Team BII. A member who is not afraid of her seniors. What kind of fight will this be? Okay, Tani. Show Yabushita your determination! You surely think that yourself is pretty, right? -No I'm very ugly. Then you are going to look more ugly. How about you, Yabushita? I'm not going to lose. What's your opinion about Tani's face? Normal. Standard face This is my natural face! Let us start. Who will win this game? Ready? Start! Just like Tagame from before. Uwaaa, what is this? Hey, cheer your friends! It's Tani's victory! It's not tearing at all. Tani, what do you think about her face? Very ugly! For an idol, face is her life. They sacrificed their own body for entertainment. What does Kashiwagi, the Master of Muchaburi, think? A very good ugly face. Master approves Okay thank you. While at that, let's watch a scene where Master Kashiwagi also sacrificed her own body. A muchaburi where Kashiwagi acted as a cop trying to subdue Sata the criminal, she suddenly became a stuntwoman! Start! Stop! Don't come any closer! Drop your gun. I'm unarmed. If you step any closer, I'll really shoot you! If you really want to shoot me, then shoot! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Famous Scene! Then, after doing it, Muchaburi Master said... It seems that I've grown! It's like I overcame a big obstacle! The situation is now draw. The next Muchaburi is... One-shot gag. Knocked out member will have to do one-shot gag. Muchaburi Dodgeball, ready? One-shot gag's fight, Are NMB, who are good in jokes are at advantage? Ah! Yagura nice catch, SKE is cornered. Somehow, SKE are trying to avoid this muchaburi! NMB takes the ball. SKE's Suda out! A clean hit! Suda out! Outfielder Shiroma passed to Yamamoto, who perfectly finished by hitting the unprotected Suda. No no no no this can't be! Time for laughter. Original gag or an existing gag is okay. So I really have to think about it? The important thing is you really do the joke. It can be funny if it is done by someone who never joked before. SKE48 Team E leader, Suda Akari, she has a very flexible body. Suda will do her first joke ever. What will the result be? Have you prepared something? I will try to directly say it. -Yes just like that. -Think about it. This is a gag What should I say? And then! Preparation I have no other choice than this! Please direct the camera to my face. Hoshigariya-san You just like Hoshigariya-san. Please enjoy the one-shot gag. One-shot gag, go ahead! Tagame. Don't you from NMB feel frustated? You guys from NMB surely are frustrated, right? Kotani, you're frustrated right? Kotani Riho Frustrated. Naniwa's Spirit NMB's infamous hetare, Kotani. But... She's done several manzai in NMB's show. What kind of one-shot gag will she show us? In NMB, this kind of thing- So your voice is this small? Your voice is too small! Why is it that small? In NMB there are also several segments where we show jokes like this, but... My scenes are always cut. Is that so? It's okay. Here, whether it is funny or not it's still going to be cut. Surprised Even your reaction is small. Here is Kotani's one-shot gag. One-shot gag from Kotani, go ahead! Daruma-san is swaying... Sway... Sway... Sway... And it's not going to fall! Wait a minute. You step back too fast. Retreating You give up too easily. Challenge again Because of that Kotani gets a second chance. Daruma-san is swaying... Sway... Sway... Sway... And it's not going to fall! You're taking too long! That's too long! This is your second time! And it didn't fall. How's that? Are you going to let it be, NMB? Yagura, are you fine like this? Of course not... Yagura Fuuko Naniwa's Spirit ② A member who aspired to be an actress, Yagura. She is one of the double centers for Rashikunai single. And this is her one-shot gag! Yagura's one-shot gag, go ahead My eyebrows grown drastically! Kotani's joke? Why did you follow Kotani's joke? I don't have any good gags. If so, then just let SKE win. Yamada, is it okay? Of course not. Naniwa's spirit ③ Graduating in April, a member who aspires to be a talent, Yamada Nana. Come to me! I'm not funny, what should I do? Yamada who always tries hard to joke anywhere. Let us see Yamada's one-shot gag before her graduation! From what you learn in NMB, do a one-shot gag. A gag before graduating. Here is Yamada's one-shot gag, go ahead! Shake your butt... Shake your head.... Armpit is loose! Kotani's road of laughter! As a closing, Yamamoto give us your joke. You're kidding, right? Go ahead. No no no no. It already finished perfectly. NMB Yamamoto's closing one-shot gag will appear in the last part of the show Event from Nippon TV, Haru no PON! where Team 8 performed, is a success! We ask for your support for the next event. In the recent AKB48 concert in Saitama Super Arena, a big announcement happened. Kitahara Rie is transferred and appointed as NGT48 captain. Kashiwagi Yuki is also transferred into a kennin position in NGT48. And also, Kawaei Rina, graduate. Kawaei Rina, graduate. Kawaei Rina announced her graduation. Whatever path she will take, let us continue to support her. Also, the senbatsu member for AKB48's latest single is announced. Eien Pressure's center, Shimazaki Haruka, once again chosen as the center. And also, Sakaguchi Nagisa from Team 8 entered the senbatsu. The title of the single that is going to be released in 20th May is Bokutachi wa Tatawakanai. Tonight, we are going to show you the 32 member performance. After this, Yamamoto Sayaka is going to show her one-shot gag. Let us watch Yamamoto's one-shot gag. Yamamoto Sayaka's one-shot gag, go ahead! Self hiza kakkun (knees knocked by someone from the back). I thought it's a failure but it become the main point instead! [OriginalGGSub48 Translated from Indonesian: toomuchidea (stage48.com) Timer: Suari Ardiez (stage48.com) QC: Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com)] This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.