AKBINGO! Ep275 [English sub]

アイDOL www.myAidol.net H ! F AKBingo will start soon! Tonight's navigator will be Minegishi Minami and - Takahashi Minami. If you had a whole day off, what would you like to do? - There's only one thing I want to do. Yes? - I want to go somewhere with Minegishi-san. I often say it, right? Just going off somewhere, the two of us. We haven't really done it at all. It's because our holidays don't match up. - That's wrong. We just don't have the ability to take action. - That's absolutely wrong. Fine, let's do it then. Are you really gonna do it? - Yes! For this to happen, we might need to go somewhere outdoors to shoot AKBingo! - No way! Why must you bring along work even during our holidays!? The staff will just throw orders like "Please do something funny" or "Please sink into the snow" or something. Let's go somewhere with just the two of us. - Just the two of us? Okay. Tonight's AKBingo is... this! You're embarrassed to buy an erotic book by yourself... Idol's real intentions are exposed with Shoujiki Shougi! I don't want to lose to a shitty old woman like her. The shocking revelation! Shoujiki Shougi! In this game, each participant answers a question from their opponent. They try to uncover their opponent's lies through the use of a lie detector. A truly terrifying psychological game. This program is brought to you by the following sponsors. Today's commentator are these two. First is, he who loves lies more than anyone, he is Oouso (Big liar) Kiyoto-san! Hello, thanks for having me. Katayama-san just let out a silent fart. I didn't! - Please stop lying. It smells like pickled radish. Stop that! Our special commentator is Minegishi Minami-san. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu. Shimizu-sensei will supervise the lie detector. What is the possibility of seeing through their lie? It's 99.9%. Why are you laughing!? - You were laughing a bit just now. First player, is someone who is often made fun of being an old woman. Her recent hobby is drinking tea while eating cheap candies. [ T/N: Adejo is a term coined for people popular among middle-aged women. ] She's really an old woman, Adejo idol, Katayama Haruka! Second player is AKB's coward girl. Will she show us her overreactions today? Coward monster, Nishino Miki! - So cute~ Nishino is 14 years old. Katayama is 23 years old. The age difference is 9 years. That's right. Recently, she's been called part of next generation's 3 Musketeers, and being pampered for it. I'm thinking I'll just pluck out this young bud. Why must you pluck it? Nishino, that has nothing to do with this, right? Yes, I'll just play anyway. What is the relationship these two have? Of course, one is 3rd generation and the other is 14th generation. Even though people keep calling her an old lady, but she's still a big senior for Miki-chan. Combined with the feeling of nervousness and pressure, I'm worried that might be the reason of her losing. I see. - You really have a good position today, huh. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Expert Commentator Thank you. Here are the questions that these two, who have a 9 year age difference, have come up with! Questions thought out by Katayama for Nishino 1. To be honest, I think AKB48's next gen iiiicenter will be me. 2. To be frank, there are seniors in Team 4 that iiiiI just absolutely can't accept. 3. To be honest, I'm a pervert. 4. Honestly, my rivals are not the seniors iiiiin AKB48, but it's actually HKT48! 5. In a previous AKBingo, even though I was made iiiito eat a bug, I thought that if I cried I wouldn't iiiihave to eat it anymore. 6. To be frank, I ignore most of Okada's preaching. 7. Recently, my biggest worry is being thin. m 0 0 l 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 230 l 0 230 l 0 0 What do you think, Minegishi? Any questions have your interest? Of course, I think it's question number 1. The younger members are always worrying about their own positions in this group. They have their own ambitions. I think it's something they are restless about. I see. And of course, as their seniors, there are some expectations. I see! Next are the questions for Katayama. Questions thought out by Nishino for Katayama 1. To be honest, you're faking your age. 2. I just can't follow the current digital era. 3. You don't really get what the middle school iiiimembers are talking about. 4. To be frank, even if I joined Tentoumu Chu!, iiiiI wouldn't feel out of place. 5. You've been using Ota Aika and Watanabe Mayu iiiias your phone wallpaper, but you're thinking iiiiabout changing it to Nishino Miki next. 6. To be honest, you don't really like people iiiicalling us the "3 Musketeers". 7. To be frank, when you appeared on KKS stage, iiiiyou were surprised at your lack of fitness. Question number 7 will undoubtedly stir some things. When you almost reach the winning point, you could win with this question. Question number 7 is strong. Number 1 seems to be a big problem, too. You're right. She won't be smiling when she hears the question. There's a likelihood of a decisive loss here. - Stop that! Let's hear your enthusiasm for this game, Katayama. Today... This new and fresh girl, I, Katayama, as the senior, will make her cry! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 "Make her cry" declaration I won't cry. Even though she's a huge senior... I will not lose to a shitty old woman like her. That was awesome. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 "Wont lose to a shitty old woman" declaration I just want to give you a point right now! She's shaking right now. I'm not. Let's start from our first player, Katayama. What number will Katayama... The first question she will pose her 9 year younger opponent is? Number 1! - That's a big question. So you're suddenly starting with number 1. - Of course, I plan on attacking straight on. To be honest, you think AKB48's next gen center will be yourself. No. Strike! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Instant kill! I don't think so! - That was fast. You do think so! - This question is really... It's too strong. Wrong, you're mistaken! I don't think I'm the center, I just think I want to be the center. But to be honest, you do think you're the next gen center, right? Yes... m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Admits She admits it. What do you think about this, Okada? Do you aim to be center? I do aim to be the Ace. But I think the feeling of wanting to be the center is important. I think all the new generation members think the same way. Isn't that good? But I don't think Takashima thinks that way. For me, I aim to be the 3rd line's center. Please aim higher. It's Takashima's festival, hurrah. Please support her. Do your best. Right now, the current score is 1 and 0. Next up, is second player. Nishino asks a question about a certain unit that she's a part of. Number 4. Number 4! If she does think so, I think it'll be bad. That's right. To be frank, you think that even if you joined Tentoumu Chu! now, you wouldn't feel out of place. No. With a question like this, people would laugh already? Nothing. Safe! Amazing. So you think you wouldn't fit in if you joined? Of course, if I joined it would be a bit... You'll be old. It'll be hard... Don't say "It'll be hard", it feels real! Stop it. Nishino, why did you choose this question? Because everyone calls her an old lady, and she'll quickly say she's not an old lady... So I just thought maybe she had the confidence to join? Are you making fun of me!? Has Nishino been this kind of girl all these while? That means she didn't get a point and the score is still 1 and 0. And now Nishino's relationship with a same generation member will take a hit with this question. She's going with number 6. I think she will lose with this question. To be frank, You ignore most of Okada's preaching. No. How will the needle go? Strike! Strike! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Okada is in shock!! Look at Okada's shocked face. You're wrong. - You ignore mostly? You're wrong, it's like... I... get it, you know? I mean, even if you tell me so many times, I get it already! Nana's face... So, if you get it... Then I think you should be able to fix it. What does Okada usually preach about? She would ask me to repeat phrases sometimes. It's like, she would say, "What did you say just now?" It's not "Something ain't it?" It's "Something isn't it?" She really preach about something like that. She really gets mad about it. I really want her to be careful with the way she uses her words on television. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Too serious! You're too serious! We had a radio show together. And there were a lot of words that Miki-chan didn't know how to read. - That's right! And Nana-chan said during the recording, "If there's someone here that doesn't know how to read Kanji and disrupts the radio show, I wish she would study more." Too serious! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Too serious!! What were you thinking? She keeps saying it... I get it already. Even if I start studying so hard, I won't be becoming that smart so easily! That's why no matter how many times you tell me, I can't fix it! She's being annoying? - Yes! You want her to be silent for once? Yes... You can't silence her. This is interesting. We're a good team. Are you guys really friends? And now the score is 2 and 0, this game quickly almost reached the end. What number are you going for, Nishino? It's something I'm curious about... Number 1! Number 1! You're curious? - I'm really curious about this. To be honest, you're faking your age. No. Strike! So fast! - Are you for real!? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Shocking fact unraveled!? This is a problem. - It's a big problem! I have evidence. - What do you mean? Katayama-san was born in 1990. But I have a photo of her in 1987. What do you mean by that? You have a photo of it? m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Cue card We have photographic evidence No way. - Let's see it. m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Katayama in her early childhood Which one is Katayama? I'm the one on the left. That's big. I was around 3 or 4 years old in that photo. What does this mean? - 1987... It's really 1987. On the 22nd of May. That means if you were 3 or 4 years old in 1987... That makes you 30 years old now!? Eh? You're saying you're 23 years old when you're actually 30?? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Faking her age by 7 years That's bad. When they took this photo... the camera was broken. And the settings of the date had become weird. Should I show you my insurance card? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Look of suspicion And... Eh? Why is everybody silent? It's alright. Does she looks like a 30 year old? - Yes. I see. Wait, Katayama, are you crying? At the beginning, you said you're gonna make her cry. Just because you're young, don't think you can say anything and get away with it that easily!! Now the score is 2 and 1. It's turning into a good match. Katayama who has almost reached the winning point asks this question that concerns the formation of that new team. Number 2! Number 2. - I would hate to see the answer to this question. To be frank, there are seniors in Team 4 that you just absolutely can't accept. No. The needle is not movin- STRIKE! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 A premonition of trouble This is an uproar. Can the seniors stand up? Iwatate, Takashima, Shinozaki, Kitazawa, Aigasa and Minegishi. Eh, I don't like this. I'm sure the machine is broke! That can't be! Sensei, what is the accuracy of this machine? It's 99.9%. There's no mistake in that. Just say who it is. Your seniors won't get mad, right? Just say who it is. There must be! It must be someone. - Who is it!? I had thought of it before, Yurina-chan... She's always so brave that she keeps pushing herself to the front, and I kinda want to have that same kind of feeling. You think being forceful is good but... - It's just sometimes when I talk, she would go "Wahhh!", So she ends up not hearing what other people said. Even your junior says this behavior is bad. Somehow, everyone, is your mental health okay today? Naachan too... Katayama-san too... And? That's all. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 No punchline This means, the victory of this match goes to Katayama! But somehow I feel Katayama suffered more damage. First player is the cute girl who fails everytime she speaks. Hakata's mentai girl, Murashige Anna! Mentaiko! Her opponent, even though she's a youthful 13 year old, she has the nickname Boss. Tanaka Natsumi! The special HKT48 commentator for this time is Kodama Haruka. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu. Kodama, what is the relationship between these two? In HKT48, both of them work hard as the variety representatives. Even in their private time, they're great friends. I wonder to what depth they will be attacking each other! So I'm looking forward to that. Somehow, I feel you're lacking in motivation. I've never been in this position before, I'll do my best too!! It's a battle between two good friends of the variety group. These are the questions those two have thought up. Questions thought out by Murashige for Tanaka 1. I think dirty jokes are the funniest. 2. I'm conscious about my long face. 3. I'm embarrassed to buy an erotic book myself, iiiiso I have made Kumazawa Serina, iiiiwho I'm close with, buy them for me. 4. I am conscious about my height, frankly, I have iiiientered my height shorter in my official profile. 5. During MCs in the theater, Murashige's talking iiiigives me a headache. 6. In the audition, when I said, "I want to be a big star iiiisurpassing Maeda Atsuko", the judges laughed iiiiand until this day, I still hold a grudge about it. 7. I play the sharp-tongued character, iiiibut I'm nervous about how people around me iiiiwould react to the things I say. m 0 0 l 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 230 l 0 230 l 0 0 Which one stood out to you? - I wonder if this will be alright. Alright? - A question like number 3. She would be exposed with this. It would cause some disturbance. - I see. That's what I think. - How about you, Kiyoto-san? I want to know the answer to question 4. Next are the questions Tanaka has thought up for Murashige. Questions thought out by Tanaka for Murashige 1. Even though I'm only 15 years old, I look terrible iiiiwithout make-up. 2. To be frank, when I go to the toilet, iiiiI leave the door open. 3. At the audition, when I looked at the people iiiiaround me, I was certain I was gonna pass. 4. I always say that I'm a Guigui character, but to be iiiihonest, it's hard when I'm disliked by other people. 5. When my gag slips too much and it gets forbidden, iiiiI actually feel glad. 6. When I heard one of the HKT48 3rd Gen is a halfie, iiiihonestly, I got anxious about it. 7. When you call Tanaka Natsumi's nickname you iiiisometimes call her Busu (Ugly) instead of Boss. For me, it's number 2. - I see. Because she's an idol... Usually you don't do this kind of stuff. - Really? What is it? Kiyoto, do you have any? - Number 7. I think, there might be a fight involved with this question. Eh, no way! I would prefer to see them fight actually. Let's hear some enthusiasm from first player Murashige. She is always calm and composed. So today I want to see Boss in a panic. How about you, Tanaka? We're good friends normally, and because we're so close, I also know a lot of things about her. So I want to expose everything about her on national television today. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Advance notice on exposure Seriously? Let's start from Murashige. The first attack, and the question Murashige chose is... Number 3! - That's a strong one. Kodama, you mentioned it just now. - Yes. She's starting with this. Because you're embarrassed to buy an erotic book yourself, you have made Kumazawa Serina, who you're close with, buy them for you. What is this? No. The needle is mov- STRIKE! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Leak of shameful information!! What do you mean by this? Strike! The needle moved! What do you mean, Murashige? You see, Boss... She really likes dirty jokes. But she's embarrassed to buy those books in the store. To pay for the book at the cash register. - Because she's still a kid. That's why, someone who is really good friends with her, the kind hearted Riinu always buys for her. And Boss will pay her later. She pays for her erotic books later? There are times when I don't pay. If the books are a different genre that I thought it would be, I don't pay for it. Different genre? m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Genre? Boss has a genre that she likes. I don't know if I can say it. We'll blur it out if it's unsuitable. She likes ****. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Girls screaming!! Don't say that! OI!!! That was really amazing. - So when the genre is different than you thought, you don't pay? Yes. Kodama, do you have any experience about it? I've seen that kind of manga in her locker before. She placed several volumes in there. In her locker at the theater, there's volumes of books neatly lined up in there. The books? It's arranged according to height. It's really neat and tidy then. That means the point now is 1 and 0. That's right, the first question for the counterattack is? Number 4! I see. She has definitely mentioned it before. [ T/N: Guigui means someone who is doing something aggressively, keep pushing herself forward (in terms of screentime) ] You always say that You're a Guigui character, but to be honest, it's hard when you're disliked by other people. Really? No. Really? That's not true right, Murashige? Strike! The needle went over, that was a strike! Is it your character? No, it's not. What do you mean by this, Tanaka? She's really worried about it. When a recording is over she would say, "I wonder if it'll be fine with what I just said?" That's not true. - Murashige-san! I understand that feeling! m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Feeling empathy She's guigui too! But isn't our genre a little bit different? Takashima-san doesn't even have any punchline when she talks. No, no, no. Even though Takashima-san talks a lot, nothing that comes out of her mouth is interesting or funny. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Frank Wait, you're about the same too. Now, Murashige. The next question concerns about that time during her audition for HKT48. Number 6. She's going with number 6. I think not many people know about this. I'm curious about it. In the audition, when you said, "I want to be a big star surpassing Maeda Atsuko", the judges laughed and until this day, you still hold a grudge about it. What is this? No. Is that so? Is that so, Tanaka? STRIKE! So it is? How did you know that? Everyone laughed, you know. And that time I thought, "You guys are really rude." m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 There's still grudge So I've been holding on to that feeling forever. We have an audition footage. - SERIOUSLY? m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Cue card We have the audition video IT'S TRUE! We want to see! Here is HKT48 Tanaka's audition video. Cute. No! Gross. This is gross. That was the innocent Tanaka Natsumi. Why do you have that!? We have Murashige's audition video too. m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Cue card We have Murashige's audition video too. WHY? - It's really funny. Let's see the video. Please pay attention to HKT48's Murashige fantastic dance moves. Why? Is that Michael Jackson? What are you doing there, Murashige? Stop this, seriously! SERIOUSLY STOP THIS! That's so cool! What's that? PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!!! What is that? What are you doing? That's the end of this fantastic audition video. What were you doing? WHY!? What were those dance moves? Murashige dance? I really had confidence in my dancing at that time! Doing this... then this... what were you thinking? m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Cue card We have another audition video We have another video? Whose? WHY ME? - It's Katayama! m 0 0 l 103 0 l 103 17 l 0 17 Katayama Haruka (15 years old at that time) 8 year old audition footage I really hate this. This is hell. I mean, Murashige-chan's audition was so hilarious so why did you have to end it with mine? The current score is 2 and 1. That means, second player, Tanaka's turn. Next question is in regards of Murashige's mixed blood. Number 6. You think so? I think so too. When you heard that one of the HKT48 3rd gen is a halfie, honestly, you got anxious about it. No. Safe! We have Yamashita Emili-chan joining us, and she's half Filipino. By looking at her, she looks very cute. Between Murashige and her who is cuter? - Well, Emili-chan is cuter. By far! She's way better. I heard this from her once. If there's another halfie joins the group... Murashige will love her and feed her so much food so she'll get fat. m 4 0 l 60 0 b 63 0 64 0 64 2 l 64 14 b 64 16 63 16 60 16 l 4 16 b 1 16 0 16 0 14 l 0 2 b 0 0 1 0 4 0 Evil senior -You're wrong!! What are you planning to do? See? She has bad thoughts about it. Matsuoka, you're in HKT too. I've heard that "feed her till she's fat" plan even from the beginning of our audition phase. I think that strategy is impossible. Why did you have to say that? Currently Murashige is in the lead with 2 points. Can Murashige score the winning point with this question? Number 4. Being too conscious about your height, honestly, you entered your height shorter in your official profile. No. No way she would lie on her official profi- STRIKE!!! That was a strike! Boss looks like she wants to kill someone. I really want to smack her right now. - That's scary. What did you write in your official profile? 168cm. And your real height is? - I'm not gonna say it!! That means, it's height measurement time! Is the 168cm she wrote on her official profile is correct? Right there. This is her real height. It's 170.4 cm. 170.4 cm! But Murashige's weight is heavier than what she wrote. You lied about your weight? - Please don't air this part! Do it! Do it! We'll show the last piece at the end of the show! Big reformation festival! Seriously!? What do they mean by this!? Will be held!! I think this will cause some commotion. We will be starting again from scratch. Such a huge reformation, never seen before, will be held soon. I will graduate in March at the National Olympic Stadium. Oshima Yuko's graduation is decided to be held at National Olympic Stadium in March. Please support her till the very end. AKB48's latest single, "Mae Shika Mukanee". Here's the live version that was performed at Request Hour. Murashige's weight is heavier. Hakata's mud-slinging contest is finally coming to an end! Murashige is actually heavier than she has written. She's lying about her weight? Eh? What did she write on her profile? - Actually I heard this from the costumes department. What is Murashige's real weight? I heard she was ?? kg. - THAT'S NOT TRUE! Please don't air this part. Do it! Do it! Because she revealed your true height, right? I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS! This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.