AKBINGO! Ep383 [English sub]

長月Nura I want to be always be there before you. Please support me continuously. Thank you so much for all these 10 years! AKB Group's first General Manager, who has been pulling the members. A figure who is beyond the framework of idols. She is... Takahashi Minami. Tonight AKBingo! will treat you with her legends! Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors. We'll start with her first appearance from 8 years ago. AKB 1ji59fun! In 2008, AKB began their first show which is a predecessor of AKBingo!. 16 years old at that time At that time, Takahashi was only 16. Her first commemorable comment was... Takahashi Minami. -Yes. I'm Minami. I'm in a drama called "Saitou-san". So it's not "Takahashi-san"? Lady-like Yes. Takahashi introduced herself in a lady-like manner. However, her first screentime took only 3 seconds. Takahashi left some legends. Legend of Takahashi Minami 1. Minus to plus. Speaking of Takahashi... From M.S-san. She has absolutely no talent in speech. Wait a second! The more she talks about this and that, the more she will fail when talking. Right. A fail character. There we made a new plan. Minami Takahashi's unfailing stories! This one is really funny. Takahashi fail situations Raises the hurdle of the funny part by herself Two days ago, I went home by riding the train. It was pretty shaky and while I was sitting down there was this sitting grandpa. And the grandpa... Takahashi fail situations Raises the hurdle of the funny part by herself Incomprehensible since she laughs in the middle of the story Please listen! And then the snot fell out of his nose... We can't broadcast this. -Right. There are others too. If you ask her to skip, it's terrible. Give it a try. I can skip... Somewhat WEIRD!? Why are you only going on with one leg? IT IS TERRIBLE Because of her minus to plus character, many fans came to love her. Legend of Takahashi Minami 2. Unexpected reactions from an idol. If their friends fail to answer correctly in a quiz, the slide will rise. This is a project where if they fall, they will be covered in powder. Takahashi, aren't you on a bad spot now? I'm gonna fall! SERIOUSLY! This is a great game! Kneeling down for some reason You're like you're sorry. What's wrong? Takahashi, Takahashi. Show us your face. Aahh! Who is this? I can't see anything... Next is... Using a giant fan, we challenged her to make a typhoon report. This is Takahashi, live at the scene. There's a really strong wind picking up here. Incredible wind power Ok, cut!! Her eyes turned white. -I see white. BROKEN!! Once you get hit by the ball, it's straight to muchaburi. AKBingo!'s famous project, Muchaburi Dodgeball! By the way, Takahashi... Instant kill Got hit and out. And out. And out. The total number is... More than any members at the highest amount; 12 times. We will now treat you with Takahashi's reactions while performing in muchaburi! First, her muchaburi that involves her eating "strange cuisine". It's this! To eat Sugata-age crickets. These crickets are known for good nourishment. Can I say something? -What? DON'T PRESENT IT LIKE IT'S SOMETHING NICE! Eating of crickets Please eat your dish. It's better you swallow it whole. How does it taste? Surprisingly good! And this thing too. It's this. SUPER STINKY!! This thing smells! -This cuisine... After fermenting a ray for 10 days, we get something called "Hon'ofe" and that is steamed, it's this "Hon'ojimu" which is known to be good for your joints and rheumatism. Since the smell of it is stronger than usual, if you eat too much of it, you might faint. Cautious of fainting! Why did you bring it then!? -They did. Hon'ofe (Fermentend and steamed ray fish) eating Well then, please eat the food. This bloody stinks! Yuck! You have a bad mouth. Be careful with your words! Ah she drank it. Yuko, try smell if Takamina's mouth smells. AH IT STINKS! Cautious bad breath When she was supposed to seriously catch Kiyoto's katana with her hands... Please hurry up... CUT Next is a muchaburi that involves using a balloon. Eh? Nothing's happening. Eh? What? What? Here it comes. Uwaa~ I don't wanna~ It expands too fast! "Kasuga, your side is empty". (One of Kasuga's lines that he always says) Kasuga's side is empty! You don't need to say that. Hey! You can still say that in this situation... Hold it properly! The balloon's not bursting at all. Show what you've got! Female wrestler Aja Kong Even to the female wrestler, Aja Kong. From here... This already hurts... -Don't move. A Cobra Twist muchaburi. It hurts~! Takahashi! You've got a weird pose! That's a weird pose, Takahashi! Takahashi, what is it? I can't say anything... "I can't say anything"... she fails again. -What the. This is Takahashi Minami Legend of Takahashi Minami 3. Exposed secrets that are beyond idol's framework. Shoujiki Shogi! A game where they ask suggestive questions that will be detected with a lie detecting machine. This is where the uncovered secrets threaten Takahashi's idol life. Frankly, during performances, on stage, you've stealthily farted! She couldn't even say "no" and Miyazaki gets a point! I did it! -Ippon!! Unbelievable truth Why? Why would you ask that!? So noisy, shaddup will ya? I'm so shocked that I lost this way. Worst way to lose It is shocking. 19 years old at that time Also, with that refreshing accuracy, there was a suspicion whether Takahashi is a man or not. Just between us, every morning... you shave your beard. No. It's slowly rising... IPPON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Every now and then such rumors would pop out. She doesn't like other members to look at her naked body too. But she likes looking at other members. WAIT A MINUTE! The other time when she and Yuko were changing, then Yuko was like around here. Professional skills Legend of Takahashi Minami 4. Even more than cosplaying, she causes memorable ???. Up until now, by showcasing lots of cosplay, Takahashi made a lot of memorable scenes. Luke-sama, Luke-sama. In truth, we will show you her appearance that had more impact! That is, in this Personal Attire Fashion Show. She showed this attire! Adorning her parka is banana, banana, banana! Right, her personal attire is a banana parka. This is terrible! She looks silly. It has been criticized as terrible but...! A bit popular. -YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! Uematsu-san's judgement is surprisingly 'a bit popular'. And then, speaking of Takahashi, it has to be this! Pranks! The prank for Takahashi at the early days of the show was... In the middle of gravure shooting In the middle of a gravure shooting... The cameraman in front of her... ...will suddenly be in his underwear! The 17-year old Takahashi's reaction was... 17 years old at that time Until underwear We looked at her reaction that was filmed by the super slowmotion camera and... Pay attention to Takahashi's gaze This is awesome! I've never seen her like this. She's really shocked here, look. She's looking down! -Pervert! Next, we saw Takahashi Minami's real personality from this prank. The stage is in the meeting room, far from the studio. We used the discussion of a fake project as the excuse to get the targeted Takahashi to meet with the director in this room. Furthermore... Our accomplice, Oshima Yuko, waits in the room. The oblivious Takahashi appeared. I will explain the plan again! Using a fake plan to introduce them to Sata's treasured guitar. A guitar signed by all his rebel group brothers before he came to Tokyo. The staff will leave for a moment, then Oshima will play with the guitar and break it. When the staff returns and asks what happened, unexpectedly, Oshima will put the blame on Takahashi by saying "Takahashi broke it"! Takahashi's reaction at that time was!? Good day. Accomplice Mori Director "AKB Quiz King" is a project that I spent 2 years to come up with. Is that true!? -Yes. She is laughing about this. It's interesting, isn't it? -Certainly. Insincere smile She says "certainly" with that smile! Probably she doesn't think so. -She's such a liar. She doesn't think so. To him this is a really precious item. Fake setting A treasure received from his rebel group. "Group Signed Guitar" It has never been shown on TV. It's really rare, isn't it. It's a REALLY precious guitar. This is good. He instills in them with the idea of how important the guitar is. And we're going to break it later. The guitar appeared in "Demekin" too. There was a scene where he was about to leave, right? Fake setting Guitar appearing in Sata's story "Demekin" When he said he was going to leave... Everyone cried and signed their names on the guitar. I READ THAT! You did? I did... -There's no such scene! *There is never such a scene What a big liar! She has never even read it! Fake setting AD actually brings in Sata's treasure Bring the guitar over. -Yes. This guitar is really amazing. Oi oi oi oi oi, waitwaitwait. He's casually holding it! Don't mess around! Alright, alright. This is good enough. Great acting He's good. -Mori-D acts really well. This is the guitar I talked about just now. It's filled with everyone's messages. -That's right. I need to check the situation in stadio for a bit. Fake setting The staff exit the room, leaving only the members in there His acting is so natural. Yuko, please break the guitar. Accomplice Oshima breaks the guitar Fake setting It's amazing. How does Takahashi react when Oshima breaks the guitar? Careful, careful. She tells her to be careful. This is dangerous, this is dangerous. Scared Takahashi Be careful. -This is dangerous-wait-Ah! It's ok. So scary, so scary. Takahashi keeping a distance from the guitar Thanks. This is dangerous, Yuko. She's been saying that. No no, so scary, so scary, I'm scared. Scary, scary. -It's ok. Stiff No no no hold on a second... This is bad. No no no no no no. PANIC Aaah I feel like crying, seriously... Let's just put it back. -Will it fit? Like that- Ah! Washoi! Washoi washoi! Do you want to use the double-sided tape and normal tape? Washoi! What is Takahashi trying to do with her back facing the guitar? Takamina did not even blame Yuko for it. She's really kind. But in the end, Oshima will betray her. That will really shock her. Escaping from reality She's escaping from reality. There it is! Takahashi's beginning to escape reality. Right now, Mori-D and the AD are coming back in. Joining palms This girl is a really, really good person, isn't she? Let's have Mori-D enter now. Thanks for your hard work. They're continuing with the meeting for now, aren't they? What should we do? Let's talk a bit more about the program. What should I do? She's troubled. Bring the guitar here. -Yes. There we will... -This is bad. What the heck are you doing!? This is bad... I don't know... How can you break it!? What should I doo? You're gonna be killed by Sata-san. There's nothing wrong when you bring it here, right? Fake setting Accomplice Oshima putting the blame on Takahashi Finally, Oshima is going to put the blame on Takahashi. The 3 of us... ...went to take a closer look to see the messages, and touched the guitar. Then who broke it? If you don't apologize, things can get really bad. So who did it? Takamina did it... Takahashi-san, was it you? Um... Did you do it? What is this situation? What is this? It can't be helped, since it's broken now. -That's right. I will apologize. She said she will apologize. Takahashi's wonderful personality was shown, now then! Exposing It's time to expose the prank. Who the heck broke my guitar!? Takahashi-san broke it. My precious guitar... Takahashi-san, look at this! PRANK SUCCEFFUL!! She cried! She cried! THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU!? DON'T JOKE ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT! How were you feeling on the inside when Yuko said "Takamina did it"? "This bastard". What the hell is this? -Nice. Long time no see! Takahashi Minami here~ After this, Takahashi is! That was really a shitty project. Long time no see! Takahashi Minami here~ What project is the most memorable to you? It has to be that guitar prank. That hurt me right in the heart. You said it was a shitty project. That was really a shitty project. There's also the feelings when I was forced to eat "strange cuisine". I wasn't hit but I was fed when Tomochin was out. It was real hell. And lastly... Before AKBingo! there was 1ji59fun, right? I had some troubles back then... Of course, I'd like to thank the viewers for watching the show and, to the viewers who will continue watching this show, please continue supporting the young girls in AKB48 as well. Thank you very much. AKBingo! too will support Takahashi Minami from now on. Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors.