G.R.L. - BUS INVADERS (Revisited) Ep. 278 [2013]

We're in the GRL bus. The GRL bus. Welcome. This is the GRL bus. This is where we hang out. This is where we chill most of the time. We dance and have dance parties in our onesies. In our onesies. We have lights on the ceilings. So if you come in, we have some decoration up here. Lauren is the decoration. She is a steel board life-size superwoman. Here we have Natasha. Here we have me. Here we have my leg. And Evelyn's half-elf. And Alan's lip. Half of my face, kind of. And then Lorgan's right here. Her real name is Lauren, but she has weird nicknames for everybody. And then this is where we rock out. We have our setup for the TV. We have iPod. DVDs. That's about it. Here we have Paula's nasty burrito. But it's organic, and it's vegan. This is my setup. This is where we eat. This is where we do our makeup. We have our beautiful heart mirror. Get in on the smudges. We like to do our makeup right here. And we have to fight for the two seats. That's why I bought that mirror. For extra face time. We still like the new one. This is our lovely... We found a poster for ourselves. This is a toilet that smells like pain. It's so gross. It smells like brushing through. We got good foods in here. Healthy, nutritional Doritos. This is their food. I keep my food separate. She's a hoarder. Flaming Hot Cheetos, my favorite ever. I'm not a hoarder. I have to show you guys our drawing. That I did for everybody. It's very inappropriate. I did a poo. I did some pee. Some hair on Paula. This is our nicknames. Don't ever call me that. It's only Paula that calls me that. She's Lorgen. You have to say it like that. Just like that. And then Emmeline is Yim Yim Yim. Her name can be confusing sometimes. Yim Yim Yim is confusing. Paula is just pee. She's pee. And then Smith. It's Smith. She's Smith. And that's that. And that's that right there. I just poured Lorgen a cup of tea. I'm British you know. I like to have my tea. She wants more nasty breath after Doritos. Doritos mouthwash. We like to be sanitary as well. Sanitizer. You should come see our bunks. They're pretty and nice. This is where we have Soul Train lines. This is where all the food is. This is a really tight quarter. This is my bunk. I just got this blanket. She just got this blanket. Goodbye. I don't actually sleep on my bunk. Because I'm scared of tight quarters. That was the worst scare of my life. I've done that to Paula before. She got really scared. Look at my sparkles. I just keep some of my shoes and some of my makeup. And my sparkly brush. My sparkly headphones. This is Cal. They call him Eeyore. His name is Cal. But he's Eeyore. Even though he's a donkey. Obviously we are across from each other. She has a better bunk than I do. This is my nice pimp daddy mattress. Makeup. Albums for sure. Whole Foods is the place we stock on this tour. We try to stock up on Whole Foods. Always. I got my RCA backpack. Oh my god! What is that? Is that your butt that came out first? Supergirl! Your butt birthed the Superwoman. She's creeping out of the bun. As usual. My shoes are down there. You didn't set this up or anything, did you? Or do you sleep like this? She sleeps like this. Check out my shoes on the bottom bunk. This is where I sleep. She curls up around the vinyls. Makeup, etc. Sacred. I like to borrow this brush. She borrows. I steal their things. Our tour manager goes back there. We're not allowed. It's off limits. He plays video games back there. Yeah, that's about it. Not fair. Oh, and we fight over this. This is the one. Air. What do we want? Hot? Cold? I like air. Natasha loves air. I like circulation. Supermodel documentary hour. The kitty cats. That's not how to start. The coolest part is our mirror on top. Daddy mirror on top. Oh, daddy mirror on top. I like to have everything separate. I have my green juice here. This is N.A.T. Abbreviation for my name. My almond milk, chlorophyll, and my kombucha. My kombucha. We have a lot of juices in here. Up here we have mine and Paula's. Your hair is blocking everything. We got all these good healthy juices. I like to juice. I drink all mine. I ate all my food. All the food is gone. All we have is hummus, juice, and water. Garlicky hummus. We do radio interviews. Whenever we meet we'll be like, this is the least appetizing fridge I've ever seen. That's where this comes in. You know what? We eat out. We juice and we eat out. And that's it. That's all I have to say about that. That's us. I hope you liked our bus, or lack thereof. Look out for a doper bus coming soon. The best part is the outside. I don't have shoes in my onesie. We're going barefoot! That's me! G-R-L!