WILL WITT LIVE Episode #18: The Left Is Pro-Woman – Unless They’re Conservative

live episode 18. today we are talking about the supreme court hearing very big deal going to be talking about why the left is pro-woman unless that woman is a conservative we're talking about cultural appropriation when it comes to fast food which i don't eat fast food that's for not me and people who i don't know i don't eat fast food this is the intro we'll get into it and talking about gavin newsom and his new requirements two minute countdown let's do it [Applause] [Music] oh yeah [Music] [Music] um [Music] [Applause] um [Music] what's up guys we'll we're live episode 18. the left is pro woman they love women they always claim to stand for women we stand for women's rights we stand for women to be able to do everything that men do to to have full autonomy over their bodies and they say they claim to support women but then as soon as someone who's a conservative woman comes on the scene she's strong she's smart she's intellectual she knows what she's talking about she's composed they want to destroy her the left is not pro-woman the left is pro-left they're pro anyone who supports their agenda again going back into the religious aspect it doesn't matter if you're a woman it doesn't matter if you're black it doesn't matter whatever you are if you don't support what the left says they think you're a terrible person so right now supreme court we're having the hearings right now with amy coney barrett and in my opinion i think she's doing a fantastic job i think she's doing a great job she's handling herself incredibly well she's incredibly composed these people throwing these just terrible questions at her like the woman from hawaii the other day and then we had cory booker coming in and just absolutely ridiculous this whole thing where he comes in if you guys didn't see this he comes in he asked where he says do you denounce white supremacy or something along those lines pretty closely do you denounce white supremacy it's like of course she denounces white supremacy she's not a white supremacist this whole having to go around and ask people if they denounce white supremacy is one of the stupidest things i've ever seen having to watch these leftists flounder by having to ask people to denounce white supremacy of course they denounce white supremacy there are no white supremacists in america with any sort of political power that means anything there's no no white supremacists that are mainstream or making waves in america that are doing anything of any significance so for the left to come on and ask and say do you use condemned white supremacy right all it is is just a way for them to make themselves feel better and virtue signal they're losers for asking that question they don't have anything better to ask about how things are going to actually be done within the supreme court or about her record or whatever it might be instead they want to ask her about if she denounces white supremacy which is absolute foolishness it's absolute foolishness and then you have the whole thing with the i believe it was the the lady from hawaii where she's talking about sexual preference right or sexual orientation i don't want to get my podcast cancelled on here for saying sexual orientation or for saying sexual preference you're supposed to say sexual orientation if you say sexual preference that's that's homophobic i have to think of all the different words i can't even remember which one is the one that i'm supposed to use to describe what that would be but that's homophobic and what's funny about this is that amy coney bear in her hearing she said you know i have nothing against the sexual or uh sexual preferences of of anyone and the left comes out in droves and says that's so homophobic i can't believe that you said preferences it's supposed to be orientation that you're supposed to say and it's like are you kidding me like are you joking the amount of time that these people have to go and get upset about something like that if they had something real to get upset about her with then they would get upset about that but they don't have anything that's actually credible they don't have anything to actually bring her down or bring conservatives down in an actual you know real debate or something about her actual ideas they just come on and say oh you said this wrong oh we're asking you to condemn white supremacy and what's funny is that there was a you know i mean slate the a very leftist organization matt walsh did a great thing on this today tweeting about it but slate had a article which basically said that sexual preference is a totally fine thing to say and people do change their sexual orientations all the time and slate this incredibly leftist source said this so it's it's only them pandering and trying to make it seem like again they really care about gay people or what she said was so offensive to gay people and it's like i can guarantee you that gay people don't care that she said sexual preference because obviously what means more to gay people gay people who aren't raging leftists is that she doesn't discriminate against them or that she doesn't hate them or that she wants to protect their rights right which is exactly what she wants to do gay people aren't coming out and getting so upset about her using the term sexual preference instead of orientation they're happy because she actually supports them she's she wants to support them right she wants to support them and show that she doesn't want to take anyone's rights away and that's what she says but that's not what the left focus is on and the only people getting mad about these kind of things are the left and it just goes to show that they are not pro women they claim to stand for women for women being able to break the glass ceiling you know what an amazing thing that women can go and do things that men can do and and change america and change the world and then as soon as there's a conservative woman they want to shut her down i mean i saw there was this protester i believe in dc talking about she had a mask on and she had a sign that said f anyone who supports amy coney barrett and all these terrible women and it's like dude like you obviously don't care about women at all you don't care about empowering women or lifting women up all you really care about is pushing for your agenda did you watch much of it taylor i saw some highlights and i listened to ben shapiro's recap of yesterday on the podcast nice podcast but yeah the whole thing just it was anti-conservative it wasn't just anti-amy coney bear because i mean it obviously was that they were going against her on everything but it was anti-conservative instead of actually battling against her because obviously she hasn't done anything she's not a supreme court justice yet so she hasn't made anything or or um how would you say been a justice on any cases or anything that's made any decisions or anything like this so instead of trying to ask her about the future or ask her about these kind of things it's more like how can we just attack conservative ideas in general you know when talking about abortion or they talked about the second amendment and things and they're basically blaming her for shootings because she's a second amendment supporter it's like that's what they want to do to conservatives they want to completely shame you just because of the things you believe in so it doesn't matter who you are as a person the things that you've done in your past or the things that actually make you who you are it's you have these certain ideas you have these values and we want to destroy you for it the left does not look at character it's like let's say we had these supreme court justices right now okay and the left this is something that you can ask your leftist friends and i guarantee you they're going to get very confused by this okay ask your leftist friends and say would you rather oh by the way ask me would you rather questions for the end of this for the end of this video we're going to do some would you rather put them in the comments put them in the comments and taylor we'll put them in a spreadsheet but would you rather have nine black female trans can you be female and trans female trans lesbians who are conservatives on the supreme court nine supreme court justices who are black female trans lesbians or nine straight white male leftists on the supreme court and what do you think the left is going to do who are they going to choose it's a very boggling situation for them because they say they care about race and and gender and transgender stuff all the time but then when it actually comes down to it they would probably choose the leftist for conservatives obviously we would choose the black female trans conservatives because values mean way more to us than ideas do or values mean way more to us than than race or your intersectionality whatever it might be conservatives believe in people's values your values are what make you a good person not that you were born black or that you were born uh gay or whatever it might be that stuff doesn't mean anything to conservatives it doesn't mean anything to me whatever you are i don't care what you look like it means nothing it's it's it's as significant as your hair color whether or not you're black or you're gay it means nothing to me what matters to me is your values and ideas and when looking at amy coney barrett and seeing how she's being treated you can tell that the left does not care about her ideas they don't care about her values and they also don't care about her being a woman i don't know what they care about all they care about is destroying her just like they did with kavanaugh i mean it's the exact same thing they don't care about anything except the destruction of of of america yeah it's tribalism and identity politics it's you're not in the group you know that we're a part of you're not you know a part of the group that we want to be in power and so because you're not we doesn't it doesn't matter about your ideas it doesn't matter about your character we're just going to attack you from every possible angle and then invent other angles to you know attack you with um like since when before today was sexual preferences something that's offensive never you know like that's all of a sudden like all of a sudden like it's now offensive to have sexual preferences which i had heard at one point that like if you are a guy and you don't want to go on a date with a trans female that's offensive that's a stupid that's a sexual preference and it's just now we went from just that to like now any sexual preference at all and so you apparently have to be just open to all you know you have to be pansexual yeah in order to be not offensive to the left that will that okay first of all just that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard i saw i made a tick tock response to this where someone said if you are a man and you don't date a transgender female so a man who became a female you're transphobic can you believe that that's the level that these people are going to like you know god bless you if you are transgender and you're doing your thing you know doesn't mean it doesn't matter to me if you're doing your thing do whatever you want okay by the second you tell me that i have to date you or find you sexually attractive no i don't i don't you were you were a man before i don't find you sexually attractive i'm sorry i just don't and i don't think that's a very controversial thing and i think a lot of people uh in the middle would totally agree with me on the same thing and which i did a lot of people when i made this tick tock they came on and they said you know i'm not even a conservative but these people are insane these people are crazy thinking that you're transphobic because you don't want to date someone who was a different gender before or might have the same genitals as you like that's just absolutely insane anyway that veered us a little off track but still it's like it's just crazy the people the left all they want is destruction they they they thrive off of chaos they thrive off of chaos and this is dennis prager was talking about this last night i was with him an event last night this actually rings very true today in genesis 1 1 god created the heavens and the earth okay god created the heavens and the earth when god created the heavens and the earth he was creating order he created order in the world okay that is what that is what that means he created the order in the world and then the left comes in who denies god denies religion leftism has become their religion and their religion thrives off of chaos it thrives off of chaos in a world without god there can be no order there can only be chaos and so that's what we're seeing right now at the left that's what we are seeing with these secular leftists coming in and trying to destroy conservatives destroy people like amy coney barrett just for trying to protect this country so there's my out the gate talking about the supreme court i thought that was pretty good i thought that was pretty good and i probably only said like three things in there today that could get me canceled so that's probably a new record that's pretty good that's pretty good today guys clap for only getting canceled three times today great work i have something fun for you guys today which taylor actually we we found this about five minutes before we started the podcast i didn't understand it at first i didn't understand until i read it and i was like okay this is absolutely crazy there's a lot of crazy stuff out there but this one rubbed me the wrong way when you guys see what it's about you're and you know me then you'll understand why but let's let's get into this okay why do fast casual restaurants get a pass on appropriation white centered food narratives appear most often at major chains it's time to hold them accountable you want to know why this article sucks and why it's so bad first of all first of all it it speaks heavily on chipotle speaks heavily on chipotle if you guys know me i hope you do if you're watching will it live you know me a little bit chipotle is my favorite restaurant in the whole world i love chipotle chipotle is the best the chicken is so good they don't i mean it's it's they don't use what is it uh hormones in their meat they're very tasty freezer is full of chipotle uh yeah food it is i i meal prep with chipotle i go to chipotle and i tell the lady i say hey i want a whole bowl full of chicken i said can you fill the whole bowl up with chicken one bowl of chicken one bowl of steak two bowls of rice and she says are you sure and i say i'm sure i'm deathly positive and then she puts it all in and then i take it home and i freeze it and then i take some out at different times that's like my meal prep for getting big i had a i had a lakers jersey on today but then people were telling me will you're too buff you're too big you have to put a hoodie on so i put my hoodie on but that's what happens when you meal prep chipotle anyway this is besides the point okay is besides the point we're talking about this this article and why and why fast casual restaurants get a pass on appropriation so i want to read you a few segments from the article it talks a lot about barbacoa basically barbacoa is something that's served at chipotle but when you actually look at the origins of barbacoa at in the world it's uh it's not really barbacoa according to this lady and i want to show you this lady can we look at her face and i just want you to tell me the first thing that you see okay or the first thing that comes to your mind you know when you see her i'll give you guys a second here she is up on the screen i would love to know your thoughts about her did you take a second did you understand she's not mexican she's not mexican and she's talking about chipotle and she's talking about chipotle why does she get to say that chipotle is racist even though she's not mexican coming in and talking about it jenny jenny dorsey that's her name let's get into some of the stuff in this article i just like like they say that you can't talk about something if you're not part of that race like you can't talk about things going on in the black community because you're not black it's like well she's talking about stuff in the mexican community the the chipotle community and she's not mexican anyway let's read some of this stuff i just want you guys to see how ludicrous things on the left are and how backwards they are quick serviced and fast fast casual businesses find interesting trendy flavorful ideas from any culture dilute them into their most mass marketable forms and reap monetary gain without acknowledging the sources but as we reckon with the complicated intersection of social and political structures behind food we have an opportunity to demand excuse me i burp i'm thinking of chipotle right now we have an opportunity to demand a very different future for fast casual who has the time to write a stupid article like this in the first place like don't you have a job she's a professional chef and she's writing some stupid article you should be cooking something not because she's a woman but we need to learn about the complicated intersection of social and political structures behind food i know i don't just eat food and you know buy things that taste good you need to understand all of the nuances of where it came from i know why evil white men are making your burrito not faithful enough to the things that villagers are eating in rural mexico i take my barbacoa and i i put it in the shape of blm and then i eat it with chopsticks to represent all cultures okay i couldn't tell if you were like trying to be very woke or trying to be very offensive who knows these days you don't know it's like this article is very offensive to me actually that's true i think she should be home cooking doing something else and writing this article but seriously like who has the time to get upset about this stuff like only people who have miserable lives this lady's life is miserable i know her life is miserable without even meeting her no one has a happy life and complains about barbacoa chipotle like it's just not true you can't be a happy person you are miserable i'm sure i wonder if she's gonna see this someone's gonna send it to her to jenny dorsey and say this this white kid went off on you for chipotle because he loves it and you hate it and it's like yeah i did i love chipotle and you're coming in here talking that smack thinking that you won't get bit back that's what happens while the final shredded texture of beef barbacoa may resemble that of chipotle's slow-cooked beef combined with water as it's described by chipotle's culinary director chad brows it comes nowhere close to representing barbacoa technique who cares who cares i don't go into chipotle wishing that it was super authentic mexican food i like it because it tastes good it tastes better than anything on the planet that's why i eat chipotle not because i think it's some super authentic thing if i want to get authentic mexican food i'll go to an authentic mexican place i live in los angeles there's so many authentic mexican places all around but for convenience and fast and you know cheap like i go to chipotle and it's great it's good food it's every single good thing that you could ever want but it's like this lady is asian i believe i don't want to assume she's an asian karen chef she's asian cairn chef she's akc she's an akc she's an akc and it's like if she's asian and she's getting all upset about people you know misrepresenting a culture like i think hamburgers are american i'm going out on a limp here i think they were made in germany for the first part but they're like american you know they're they're practically american i would tell this lady to stop eating hamburgers if you don't like it you know representing a different culture then you shouldn't be eating something like that you should be only eating things that represent the culture that you are a part of would you agree with chick-fil-a chick-fil-a exactly get out of my chick-fil-a yeah she's going to come in there and start talking about how it's not real chicken wait no in the article she talks about she talks about nashville hot chicken at kfc she says it's racist you know that's due to black people i didn't see that part but some kind of appropriation um i don't even like the barbacoa just to be frank i only get the chicken i'm team chicken for sure in calling this filling barbacoa a sharp contrast to a straightforward chicken and steak chipotle has found an easy way to add a marketable tinge of foreignness to its menu to back up its cred as a mexican grill it is a mexican grill i'm sorry that it's not totally authentic mexican food but it tastes good and so people want to eat it here's the kicker here's the kicker about this whole thing food has always been entrenched in western colonization imperialism and enslavement yeah because chipotle is enslaving people you order barbacoa at chipotle and you are practically a slave owner yeah you're practically uh uh who's the the guy who ran the south army in the civil war jefferson davis oh robert e lee robert e lee you're practically robert e lee every time you buy barbacoa bring in the south back with a confederate flag yeah you might as well wave your confederate flag while you order barbacoa i know because you're enslaving the world enslaving those taste buds and western colonization and imperialism and enslavement it's like we're literally talking about chipotle right now we're fast food restaurant a burrito and you're coming in and saying it's enslavement like your life must suck your life must really suck and say why is chipotle so successful because they figured out what people like they produce something of value that people you know all around the country and world you know and like and it's it's a good value it's good food whatever people will buy it you know and like that's that's capitalism for you be productive create something that people want and you know no one wants uh your you know snobbery and like if you can do better than chipotle and do better and beat it and you know take away all the white centered food narratives and make it all super educating people and tell them how racist they are as they eat the barbacoa but like you know if you're if this is the best you can do like i'm sorry you're not gonna that's not how capitalism works the way this lady sounds makes it seem like she's expecting chipotle to like go to mexico take these mexican people bring them back to america and make them like cook barbacoa in the back of the chipotle the exact way but that like takes too long like even this method that she talks about like is a very tedious and meticulous way to make barbacoa it's not super easy this is a way to get barbacoa out to the public so everyone can enjoy barbacoa everyone wants to enjoy barbacoa it's it's the world needs barbacoa i don't know i did most most amount of times i've ever said barbacoa in one day i had something else that i was just about to say when it comes to oh it's like these things only happen when it comes to like minority foods okay so it happens with i believe the nashville hot chicken from kfc and then it happens with chipotle but it's like is she gonna come in and talk about like italians getting upset at pizza hut for bastardizing pizza of course not it's like it's only things when it comes to minorities but when it's like a white centered food from a white country then it's like no one gets mad about it which just shows the hypocrisy of it it's so dumb it's all so dumb let's finish this article the way we allow these national international chains to treat a food culture implicitly shows the respect or lack thereof we have for the people represented by these cuisines and is with this backing that appropriative white centered food narratives can take place do they think that i hate mexican people because i like eating in chipotle or because i like the barbacoa like i love mexican people i love all people unless your values suck then i don't necessarily love you but i don't hate you and if you don't but if you don't like chipotle then i hate you that's the one caveat if you don't like chipotle i hate you but other than that i i love most people and i think that you could be racist for eating at chipotle or saying that you're taking advantage of mexican people or their culture just for going into a restaurant that is on almost every single street corner that everyone wants to eat is just like incredulous it's absolutely ridiculous to me these kind of articles and there are lots of these kind of articles about stupid things people talking about old things in movies or something with advertising or whatever it might be there's always something new and so i don't want you guys to look at this article and take it too seriously and be like oh my goodness the left is gonna take away chipotle it's over for chipotle it's like chipotle's gonna be fine like jenny downey or jenny dorsey isn't taking down chipotle single-handedly with this article it's going to be fine but just like some people's delusions go so deep that they write these stupid things and have miserable lives i wonder if she's married i'd be interested to know if she's married i wonder if she has any sexual preferences probably not probably not because it's racist not to prefer the original uh mexican villagers who are uncorrupted by western imperialism she only has sexual preferences for authentic sexual preferences not not this fake barbacoa that's sex anyway that's a good way to end that moving on moving on did you guys see this is big news i couldn't download the video in time but the first baby pygmy hippo was that was born at the chicago zoo i believe in chicago zoo first baby pygmy hippo it was one of the cutest thing i've ever seen if you if you guys have time i would definitely recommend going and checking it out are you guys ready to talk about gavin newsom again i don't want to spend too much time on this and i'll get into why i don't want to spend too much time on this but gavin newsom governor gavin newsom is now limiting gatherings to three families two hours or less with no singing no singing at your family gatherings and it's just like i don't want to talk about this too much because it's just demoralizing at this point like i don't know what else to say every single week on my podcast i come on here and i talk about covid and i live here in california and i talk about how stupid california is and how stupid gavin newsom is and how like terrible all of these things that they do are but i just have to keep doing it because every single week there's something dumb and something new about it but it's like i don't i don't even know what else to say anymore i really don't everything that's been said about it has been said like all of this stuff is so brain dead california has a .04 percent survival rate for the virus uh death rate not survival rate have a point zero four percent death rate for the virus i mean that is a that is minuscule that is a statistic statistical anomaly to have that amount of people die in your population and then you come on and are limiting gatherings to three families only two hours long and no singing when my when people come over to my house you know how long it takes to play through all of the different mario kart cups it takes a long time it takes more than two hours you need at least three to have a successful time or what if someone like a football game like lsu coming on and playing else you go tigers baby lsu is coming on and playing and their games take much longer than than two hours it's all so dumb it's all so dumb i don't know what else to say about it really taylor do you have would you like to say about it well it's like you talk about how it's demoralizing and i think that's a great point because like you know living this is how you know living under a totalitarian regime starts it's it's we do whatever the heck we want and tell you to do whatever the heck you know we want to tell you to do and it doesn't have to make sense and what you think about it doesn't matter what what the science you can find that contradicts what we're doing doesn't matter you just have to accept it and then like week after week month after month you know year after year over time it just demoralizes your ability to you know or it takes away your will to fight back and to speak out which is why you know even though it's like you said it's demoralizing to talk about it right now i think it's important that we continue to you know call out the absurdity of it because if when you stop talking is when you're in the most trouble when you stop speaking out and when you stop saying no this is absurd this is wrong you know sound like me taylor yeah like someone watching yeah and like you know me like my my parents uh lived in china um up until right before the the whole um pandemic started and you know i remember i've talked to like this guy who's a canadian white canadian professor who's been living there for years is married to um i believe a chinese woman and we talked about just the differences in like the mentality of chinese people and that's a big part of it is like their mentality is that in that culture is like it's it's a herd mentality and it's just like you don't have any rights you don't have anything you're just a little cockroach not trying not to be crushed by the big you know fists or foot of of government and so it's all about you get yours you skip in line you get it you get as much as you can and hoard as much as you can because and then hide and comply and you know and like if we're not careful you know this is what california is turning us into is just like you know everyone's just on the defensive everyone's just trying to like you know comply it's like you like again i go to the grocery store and i don't really have my mask on because i'm like i'm a super rebel and the guy just comes up to me and says he puts his middle finger up and just says fu right to my face i'm like you your daddy gavin newsom came told you covet is so horrible and everyone's dying and you think that gives you the right to come up to me at a grocery store and and curse me out like delusional if gavin newsom told people that if they could that if they slid around on the floor like a snake like a slippery little snake it would cure covid people would do it that's how that's how ridiculously gullible so many people are and so naive when it comes to the the things that their government are saying you know what's a real problem you know what's a real problem something i was reading seven out of ten of america's youth would not qualify for military service right now seven out of ten people is that not insane to you seven out of ten people wouldn't qualify for military service because they're too fat or too out of shape that's a horrible thing these are things that we're not really thinking about and especially the lockdowns and kids not going to school exacerbates these kind of problems because they're not getting exercise i mean that's just absolutely ridiculous and then so many people are getting on drugs big pharma is is making a killing off of covid right now which is a terrible thing they're they're taking advantage of people people are depressed people are sad people are dying because of this whole thing and it's like point zero four percent fatality rate for the virus and they're killing all these people and doing all these horrible things and big corporations like big pharma like amazon like other billionaires who don't give a damn about you or me or anything else are making billions upon billions of dollars off of us because they're keeping everything shut down our small businesses are failing and big corporations just continue to take advantage of us and i know that sounds like i'm advocating for socialism i'm not but if you think if you really think that big corporations like amazon if you think jeff bezos or the people in charge of big pharma have your best interests at heart you got another thing coming just because capitalism is a great thing that allowed people to get rich doesn't mean that people who are rich are doing good things with the money or the power that they have i think we should be able to all agree on that and republicans right now and conservatives i mean in my opinion this should be our number one thing that we're focusing on i mean these big businesses are taking advantage of us and making us sick it's a terrible thing i won't go too much into that but it's it's crazy out there it's crazy out there right now and i think that that mainstream conservative people need to start talking about these kind of things and have this kind of populist message that that we've seen take hold because it's destroying us and destroying our country on a lighter note last week's quiz didn't go very well last for all of you guys who watched last week train wreck yeah it was a train wreck i did very poorly on a laura the rings quiz and so this week we're going to do a quiz that i am going to need your guys's help and taylor you too we're going to do this and and see if we can do this it's funny this is a state capitals quiz so me and my girlfriend actually were just doing this about i don't know maybe a month excuse me two months ago we were doing state capitals and we were testing each other excuse me testing each other and seeing if we could guess state capitals and all that and so now we're going to do a quiz and i want to see if you guys know the state capitals too so you guys can play along at home it's going to be a lot of fun we have what eight minutes to complete this entire quiz and i want to see how well we do taylor are you ready ready okay how do i get this ad out of here why don't i have ad block taylor uh because you don't listen to me i don't listen to you i i do listen to you i listen to taylor probably more than anyone else all right here we go are you guys ready we're gonna play the quiz capital of minnesota damn it i don't know are you kidding me i was born well i was born in saint paul indianapolis minneapolis okay minneapolis autocorrect why is it not autocratic it's also ghost and yes a spelling test enter the capital of maryland bethesda bethesda merrell seriously i think so is that right i don't know enter the capital of california sacramento wow that's the first one i got right so the other two are wrong i think the other two are wrong oh god is this saint paul i was born at st paul this is embarrassing saint paul okay saint paul right that's good capital of vermont uh how do you spell it okay good what was the the other one maryland what is capital maryland don't google it we're doing this off the top gosh are they people portland or maine portland right portland maine portland maine it's not portland maine what of maine is we've got one right so far sacrifice on our own in the state that we live come on people what is this is the capital of maine guys poor no no i already guessed portland all right next one people are augusta that is right good job guys i had i've never heard of augusta i mean this is bad i've heard of augusta oh my gosh that's where the american america was born capital of indiana um indianapolis indian i knew that one indianapolis perfect capital tennessee knoxville oh my god no it's uh memphis it's nashville nashville oh are you sure no it wasn't national oh it's your future home it's my no i will not move to nashville i i don't resist faith i want to move to florida that's where i want to go capital montana bozeman no right helena what the hell wow how do you know all these capital in new jersey because i learned a thing or two because snooki new jersey snooki new jersey um new jersey i don't know what cabs are here in new jersey trenton trenton thank you penelope rose enter the capital of oregon um portland right is it the capital was it wrong or is it eugene no i don't think it's eugene what is the cap trenton that's not no oh i'm sorry salem salem salem i'm reading like 40 comments saying trenton i'm like really making money thank you slushie so dumb right now capital of michigan detroit easy right no it's lansing lansing lansing michigan yeah i knew that one it's not detroit no it's not detroit intercapital of nevada reno no las vegas no what is it carson carson no no what is the capital of nevada y'all this is brutal salt no no that's someone said salt lake city come on guys oh wrong answers only carson city carson's i just said carson yeah see carson's i get i get half credit for that one need half credit massachusetts carson daly boston garcia into a capital new hampshire uh portsmouth oh yeah no no no new hampshire what is the capital in new hampshire lincoln lincoln new hampshire no that's that's nebraska oh right the comments are behind it i'm like watching them and it's like no help whatsoever concord concord new hampshire uh utah salt lake city easy connecticut uh hartford hartford yeah that's right i was just gonna say it capital of west virginia we have six minutes left um we've done 16. oh my gosh this is terrible i know what's west virginia i don't know uh charleston mine it was charleston oh my gosh that's right come couple of idaho boys arkansas little rock little rock yeah easy ohio uh cleveland cleveland columbus just came countless i just tried every ohio city i think cincinnati was wrong how do you spell columbus yeah columbus all right okay uh and their capital wyoming uh it's not casper oh cass and i were just talking about so we couldn't guess it freaking what is it yeah what is wyoming it's not casper right no it's not casper um cheyenne cheyenne thanks joey kessler on youtube got it first how do you spell cheyenne c-h-e-y-e-n-n-e i knew it cayenne no not cayenne cayenne pepper capital of hawaii honolulu uh capitalist south carolina uh charles no no that was uh uh richmond richmond no no no that's virginia um capital of south carolina guys how do we not know this guys i will we'll come back to greenville columbia with a u yeah i don't know that's what james summers says columbia yeah that was it mccarthy on florida is tallahassee yeah i why i spelled that right the first time capital of rhode island providence knew it capital of arizona phoenix okay capital of alaska gnome right how do you spell gnome is it with a g no it's a g n o m e well i've never heard of that before how do you spell gnome like a gnome you know g n o m e but that's not the name of no no isn't gnome juno juno juno j-u-n-e-a-u wait now you spell juno j-j-u-n e-a-u e-a-u what that's how you spell it yeah in the capital of delaware ah delaware is never a state delaware is an estate we're skipping that we'll come back capital new mexico santa fe uh capital of alabama roll tide um tuscaloosa i don't know what it is montgomery montgomery montgomery birmingham how do you spell money over is delaware dover is delaware yeah oh good this is like memories this is like we're not even taking this test capital louisiana ban rouge baby um capital wisconsin madison capital of iowa des moines des moines des moines des moines capital of north dakota north dakota doesn't have a capital there's like 12. bismarck you live there is that south dakota no that's right capital of illinois chicago no springfield springfield capital of georgia atlanta yep south dakota um black hills black forest um we have two and a half minutes left come on guys we can do capital we gotta come back capital of texas austin capital mississippi pierre south dakota okay pierre are you sure jackson mississippi no pierre is south dakota oh right okay capital mississippi jackson jackson i think yep got it capital of virginia richmond capital nebraska lincoln capitol kentucky oh uh louisville louisville is that right i don't think i spelled louisville right lexington or frankfurt people are saying lexington and frankfurt i don't know lexington wasn't right frankfurt frankfurt wasn't right what is the capital of the hectare everyone is it f-o-r-t did you do with that what frank fort frank fort who spells it like that kentuckians kentucky idiots in kentucky enter the capital of washington olympia capital north carolina rally right capital of kansas raleigh rally uh kansas is like i don't know one city in here topeka oh yeah cool heat capital of new york albany capital colorado open you're mispronouncing everything wrong answers only capital of denver my house capital of oklahoma okc do i really oklahoma city and capital missouri we have one minute three left st louis how do you spell st louis i don't know st period or s-a-i-n l-o-u-i-s oh dang it i spelled s-s lewis they're saying jefferson city missouri sorry guys sorry sorry taylor's so stupid just kidding he's really smart into capital pennsylvania pittsburgh or not pittsburgh uh pennsylvania philadelphia yeah better be no that wasn't it pittsburgh did you try did you try uh i don't think harrisburg harrisburg yeah where is harrisburg it was harrisburg wow we got 100 everyone wow i am so smart did you guys actually the comments actually helped us that time the comments actually helped us a lot that was brutal that was i thought i was a lot better than that i know i was like i could do the 50 states quiz pretty easily i think if we have to name all 50 states that i think i could do that in five seconds i learned the song in like third grade but the capitals is like difficult yeah did you guys enjoy that i would love it if you left in the comments if you enjoyed playing along with that that was fun that was a good time huh good time i had an enjoyable time i definitely don't want those eight minutes of my life back i don't that was the best eight minutes i've ever spent in my entire life i think oh now we got an ad of an old man fixing up a chair or a rocking horse okay back to me and now we're going to end today's episode with some of your guys's questions jitsu face said would you rather watch star wars or marvel marvel sucks so star wars elise said would you rather me aragorn or thorin oakenshield aragon of course not even close as unless maybe it was the book thorne but not the movie um oh that reminds me okay we have actually we have one more thing i asked you guys on instagram i said send in i said send in i want you guys to complete a story okay the story starts with me i walked into chipotle and then i told you guys to send me the next parts of the story and we made a story out of the things that you guys said to me so here we go you ready this is a tale of a lifetime notarize this publish it as soon as it's out okay i walked into chipotle with feminine jewelry and clothing on that was from prageru thank you prageru to spy on shank yuger's naked body [Laughter] that's that's on the daily and said hi welcome to chili's looking like a burrito racist and saw a scientist dissecting an unidentifiable being he was screaming something about seeing racism in the room with him it was a liberal and biden was sniffing the workers makes sense i'd sniff a chipotle worker if they smell like that chipotle chicken i mean and there he was they should make a cologne out of that stuff yeah they should and there he was the man she would hire to play santa macy's this christmas and i saw a pig give birth then two homeless men followed me in both named taylor and destroyed the restroom but then he but then there he was bubble boy you guys know bubble boy my arch nemesis i love it when you guys send me stuff with the bubbles too i absolutely love it but then there he was bubble boy and the whole place smelled like someone pooped their pants when obama turned and gazed into my eyes and fell in love that's well will thanks for coming into chipotle we uh got barbacoa here it's kind of racist but would love it if you had some it took me a second to realize what voice you're doing i'm doing obama me and michelle michelle malia get the barbacoa cooking and fell in love without my face diaper next thing i remember is waking up in the hospital bed and i shaved my hairy armpits and bubble boy attacked me then my customer sneezed on me after testing positive for covet but it's okay he was sitting because will witt told me to everybody dies the end thank you for tuning in to my story that was fun at least that was fun for me did you guys have fun with that i had a good time reading your guys's comments and constructing a narrative off of it from a bunch of people when you read that story sounds like all of my followers are 11 years old and haven't gone through puberty yet so it was a lot of fun to make that story thank you guys maybe next time we'll do like write my presidential acceptance speech or something like that and then you guys can write my speech for me and just be as as maniacal as possible but anyway guys that's where we're going to end the show today been about 50 minutes feeling pretty good about the show today and i really appreciate you guys tuning in remember if you watch this on apple podcast rate of 5 stars give a nice comment if you're on social media right now facebook twitter youtube share this video with your friends really means a lot comment your thoughts down below always and like the video because facebook all these places they want to censor us they want to censor conservatives so when you guys show on the actual video that you like it or you leave a comment about something it helps us out it helps us out so that we can continue to reach more people and i would love to know guys in the in the comments excuse me if there are things 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