What Your Outfit Means!

Yeah, hey guys, what up? It's your girl Liza coming at you. Hey, and welcome back to my YouTube channel Yes, I am aware that my haircut makes me look like a second grade teacher slash your babysitter slash your aunt That's cool. So since it looks like I substitute for fourth grade. Let me teach you something You may not know when I film these videos. I never wear pants. I wear shorts. What the what are you doing down here? Are you trying to see some brown buns? No, but really sometimes I wear nothing. What a dress you nasty Okay, but really sometimes I don't wear a shirt. I wear a tube top you freaking pervert. But without a bra I just ducked it. I'm gonna go rip my nipples off now Anyways, I want you to take me seriously This should help now that I look like I could lead a worship service But look clothes can say a lot about you. This is what your clothes say about you. She makes me smell like you. I've never been worn am I ugly? Please stop talking behind my back. Your jokes are worn out like me. What your clothes say about you Wearing a white shirt. Can't eat anything while you're wearing a white shirt because you're bound to spill something on it Wearing a black shirt Wow I can literally spill anything on this shirt and you'll never see it. Wearing patterned pants My pants are making up for the lack of attention I got as a child. Wearing a crop top. I stole this shirt off a baby. Wearing your favorite bands t-shirt Hey, so you like Pink Floyd? Yeah. Who's your favorite band member? Floyd. Uh, who? Mayweather. Wearing overalls. Yeah, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go milk some cow boobies. Wearing a bikini. Hey white friends of mine This is for swimming, not tanning. I'm already brown, but thanks for the invite. Wearing camo. Haha, you can't see me Oh, sorry, was I not in the frame? Wearing a white outfit. You know I am not on my period. Try me world Wearing a red outfit. I'm on my period and I'm not wearing a pad. What's up? Wearing a full brown outfit I have explosive diarrhea and I look like I work for UPS Wearing street style. Yo, what's up? I'm creative. Wearing an oversized shirt. Oh, wow, this shirt is huge. Well, I guess I better fill it out Wearing workout clothes. Oh, hey, are you going to the gym? When you don't actually work at whose gym? Wearing your boyfriend's clothes Whoa, dude, yours are way bigger than mine. Wearing nothing. What? Okay, and this video is not monetized. Wearing a blue shirt You work at Walmart and or BESPA. Hi, how can I help you? Or you're a 12 year old boy in middle school uniform Hi, can you help me please? Wearing a red shirt. It means you work at Target Okay, can a girl wear a red shirt without looking like she works at Target? Wearing a khaki-colored jumpsuit I'm gonna go dumpster dive now Wearing sweatpants, you know, I really don't get why they call them sweatpants. Wearing your favorite musicians t-shirt Aw, dude, I love Chance the Rapper. Who? Wearing a plain t-shirt. Hey, you can never go wrong with a plain tee You know I'm saying? Wearing a shrug. Dude, that's literally a scarf. I know. Why do they call it a shrug? Wearing a suit. It means business. Wearing a swimsuit. It means business, but it means business in the pool Wearing yoga pants. Oh, you like yoga? Nope, just the pants. Wearing shoulder pads. Super convenient when you're on your period. Wearing an undershirt Oh crap, I forgot. Wearing a peacoat. I really don't get why they call it a peacoat. You know, I don't know either Oh my god, it scared me So that's all I have for you guys today because my haircuts telling me it's time to go pick up my gift But thank you guys so much for washing your clothes like I always do and I'll see you guys next day after Wednesday With Lies. Little brown girl, zoom. Bye Hey guys, oh I need lip gloss I'm such a bad ADD. I don't know who I am. I'm having an identity crisis. Little boy, aunt. Little boy, aunt. Little boy, aunt. Little boy, your aunt. I have a tiny peepee. I teach fourth grade English Did you see that fly coming right in front of me? Oh my god, it did it again I just realized this fly is being a lot more intense because it wants my pepperoni nipple. These are for David. What? Hey there I look like the human representation of a period in a tampon commercial. Check it out I'm like, I wonder why my demographic is mostly women I get why people run in these because when you do run Sounds like you're doing a lot of freaking work. Sounds like I'm about to start a fire with my crotch. I'm a girl scout The pool is David A nice suit too Do I? Look, I'm gonna push Sly's head in. Ready?