Treat Me Nice - Dramatic Monologue

Look, I know that you haven't felt well lately. I know that you aren't well. So that just makes this even harder for me to say. I just really wish that we were close. I just really wish that we were friends. Because I don't like waking up in the morning to scramble you eggs with you shouting obscenities at me in the background. You know? And I get it. I get that this is hard for you. I understand that. But you, dude, you are seriously treating me like I'm not even a person anymore. Like you're treating me like I'm some kind of peasant slave that's hired to cook and clean for you when I'm your daughter. I don't feel like it sometimes, but I am, I guess. And I just... These are the cars that we were dealt with, Mom. And so, you know what? I am just so sorry that I am not everything that you hoped for. And I am so sorry that this life that we live together isn't glamorous enough for you. And goddammit, I am so sorry that Dad left us before I was even born. Which you really shouldn't even make me feel guilty about. Because I didn't even meet the guy. I didn't even ******* know him. So I think I just... I think what I'm just trying to say is that I try. I try so hard to be there for you. And I try so hard to be the best daughter that a mom is supposed to have. And you're just, you're such a rude bitch. And I am so tired of it. So please, please, can you just... Can you just treat me nice? That is all I'm asking for. I think I'm at least worth being treated nice. Can you just... I just need you to treat me nice before I run out first. You know, I'm talking like a sumo outburst. Like a mega outburst. Just treat me nice. Okay? Would you like more coffee?