Ricky gervais calls out everyone at hollywood golden globes (reaction)
Jun 4, 2025
My first time watching this. No lies told!😂😂 Some looked very uncomfortable. I wonder why.🥴
Hello and welcome to the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards,
live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles.
I'm Ricky Gervais. Thank you.
You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards,
so I don't care any more.
I'm joking. I never did.
NBC clearly don't care either. Fifth time.
So, I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars because of some offensive tweets.
Hello.
Lucky for me, the Hollywood foreign press can barely speak English
and they've no idea what Twitter is.
So I got offered this gig by fax.
So let's go out with a bang.
Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we?
Remember, they're just jokes.
We're all going to die soon and there's no sequel.
So, yeah, remember that.
But you all look lovely.
Is that a beer up there?
Oh, wow. I love it.
He's like, let me have my alcoholic beverage.
Yeah, remember that.
But you all look lovely, all dolled up.
You came here in your limos.
I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
So, no, shush.
It's her daughter I feel sorry for, OK?
That must be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her.
And her dad was in Wild Hogs.
So, lots of big celebrities here tonight.
I mean, legends, icons, yeah?
This table alone.
Al Pacino, Robert De Niro.
Baby Yoda.
That's Joe Pesci, sorry.
I love you, man.
Don't have me whacked.
But tonight isn't just about the people in front of the camera.
In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world.
People from every background.
But they all have one thing in common.
They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow.
He's coming for you.
Look, talking of all you perverts,
it was a big year.
It was a big year for pedophile movies.
Surviving R. Kelly.
Leaving Neverland.
Two popes.
Shut up.
I don't care.
Many talented people of color.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
All you pedos.
No mercy.
Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories.
Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about that.
The Hollywood foreign press are all very, very racist.
So, fifth time.
So, we were going to do an in memoriam this year.
But when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough.
It just, no.
It was mostly white people.
And I thought, nah, not on my watch.
Maybe next year.
Let's see what happens.
No one cares about movies anymore.
No one goes to the cinema.
No one really watches network TV.
Everyone's watching Netflix.
This show should just be me coming out.
Or you two.
Everyone's watching Netflix.
This show should just be me coming out going, well done, Netflix, you win.
Everything.
Good night.
But no, no.
We've got to drag it out for three hours.
You could binge watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show.
That's a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer.
And it's still more fun than this.
Okay?
No lie.
I don't think I've ever watched the Golden Globes.
Because it's so boring, honestly.
It's a boring show.
I mean, look at all the liquor on their tables, honey.
Dies of cancer.
And it's still more fun than this.
Okay?
Spoiler alert.
Season two is on the way.
So in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself.
Just like Jeffrey Epstein.
Shut up.
I know he's your friend, but I don't care.
You had to make your own way here in your own plane, didn't you?
Right.
But seriously, most films are...
Wait, what did he just say?
Your friend, but I don't care.
You had to make your own way here in your own plane, didn't you?
Right.
You said you had to make your own way here in your own plane, didn't you?
Oh my gosh.
There is no mercy in this.
Oh my God, I love it.
I love it.
You had to make your own way here in your own plane, didn't you?
Right.
But seriously, most films are awful.
Lazy.
Remakes.
Sequels.
I've heard a rumour...
There might be a sequel to Sophie's Choice.
I mean, that'd just be Meryl Streep going,
well, it's got to be this one then.
All the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO, you know.
And the actors who just do Hollywood movies now
do fantasy adventure nonsense.
They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes.
Their job isn't acting anymore.
It's going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids.
Really?
Have we got an award for Most Ripped Junkie?
No.
No point.
We know we'd win that.
He said, do we have an award for Most Ripped Junkie?
Oh my gosh, guys, this is my first time seeing this.
Wow.
Wow, he went in.
Junkie.
No.
No point.
We know we'd win that.
Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director,
made the news for his controversial comments
about the Marvel franchise.
He said they're not real cinema
and they remind him of theme parks.
I agree.
Although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks.
He's not big enough to go on the rides, is he?
Tiny.
Kind of.
Right.
The Irishman was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was.
It was great.
Long, but amazing.
It wasn't the only epic movie.
Once upon a time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long,
Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere
and by the end, his date was too old for him.
Even Prince Andrew's like, come on, Leo, mate, you know.
You're nearly 50, son.
The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy.
He was also in the movie Cats, but no one saw that.
And the reviews, oh, shocking.
I saw one that said,
this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
But Dame Judi Dench defended the film,
saying it was the role she was born to play because she...
I can't do this next joke.
Because she loves nothing better than plonking herself down
on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her own minge.
Furball, furball.
She's old school.
It's the last time, who cares?
Guys, oh my goodness, I love it.
I love it, I love it.
I mean, someone needs to call some of this stuff out.
I mean, I know most of it is joking too,
but some of it is, you know, some of it's borderline true.
It's the last time, who cares?
Apple roared into the TV game with a morning show,
a superb drama, yeah.
A superb drama about the importance of dignity
and doing the right thing,
made by a company that runs sweatshops in China.
So, well, you say you're woke, but the companies you work for,
I mean, unbelievable, Apple, Amazon, Disney.
If ISIS started a streaming service,
you'd call your agent, wouldn't you?
So, if you do win an award tonight,
don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, right?
You're in no position to lecture the public about anything.
You know nothing about the real world.
Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
So, if you win, right, come up, accept your little award,
thank your agent and your god and **** off, OK?
It's already three hours long.
Oh, that room is looking very uncomfortable.
Very, very uncomfortable.
I sense a little uncomfortable feeling in Tom over here.
He should feel uncomfortable.
Don't get me started on him.
If you know, you know.
So, it's already three hours long.
Right, let's do the first award.
The first award...
The first award is for best actor in a television series,
musical or comedy.
To present the award are a couple of actors off the telly.
What can I say?
Jennifer Aniston and Rhys Witherspoon.
In a little while, we're going to see a short clip from The Irishman.
It's 88 minutes long.
In the meantime, here are Sofia Vergara and Matt Bomer.
Welcome back.
Still having a good time?
Good.
As you know, the meal tonight...
He is so just, like, nonchalant, vague, dark comedy.
Is that the type of comedy that he does?
Because I don't think I've seen any of his stand-up.
It's just, it's very dark.
Having a good time?
Yeah.
As you know, the meal tonight was all vegetables,
as are the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Please welcome their president, Lorenzo Soria.
Knives Out has three nominations tonight.
Oh, my goodness.
See what can happen if you don't dress people up as cats?
It's that easy.
Here are two of the nominated stars,
Ana de Armas and Daniel Craig.
I've got nothing negative to say about these next two presenters,
because the big one could snap me in half.
So, please welcome Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa.
Oh!
Jason Momoa.
Kill me. We're nearly done.
Jesus.
Last one, last one. Come on, guys.
Our next presenter starred in Netflix's Bird Box,
a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see a thing.
Sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein.
You did it. I didn't. You did it. Shut the **** up.
Please welcome Sandra Bullock.
That's it. Good night. Thank you.
Please donate to Australia. Have a great time.
Oh, my goodness.
Take your drugs.
Oh, my goodness. That was fire.
Oh, my goodness.
Like you don't see a movie about people acting like they don't see a thing.
Kind of like being in Harvey's. Oh, my God.
I appreciate comedy,
because comedy seems to be the last thing left
to where you can kind of get, you know, get away with what you want to really say.
And it's just it's really sad that we've gotten to this place.
I mean, you know, we kind of seen it coming.
You know, the censorship is is crazy right now,
but it's just refreshing to see people like him who just don't care and say whatever,
you know, he wants.
And I'm just like, wow, he got away with it.
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Oh, that was funny.

