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理解宇宙的神祕奧祕 非常好 現在的主題是小Timmy和小丑 小丑和新小丑 大Timmy 記得我們開店時多興奮嗎? 一星期後我們就忘記了 我驚訝他們搬到城市時搬東西 我可以解釋 你看 5 4 3 2 Roy 這裡是爆炸 爆炸? 我以為你說 搭檔 Don Rickles是你的搭檔 垃圾 吃我的垃圾 我還好 但那些人在搶你的小車 開玩笑的 我是個好人 我們還是停車去洗車吧 太急了 可能下個星期會下雨 Omer 車子有點髒 真的嗎? 我應該去洗車嗎? 也許吧 你會聽朋友的話 但從來不聽我的話 太棒了 好了 年輕人洗澡時間 閉上眼睛 把垃圾丟掉 誰要垃圾 我堅持要特別照顧 我的珍貴和幽默的垃圾 特別是這個 這是哈里遜和佛洛特的禮物 不要說英文 你找不到這些東西 Ceals and Crofts Pablo Cruz Air Supply Logans and Oats 而且免費 媽媽 我從來沒聽過這些樂隊 他們會播放什麼音樂 Crab Rock? Whisper Rock? 就這樣 十塊錢 這是什麼? 汽車洗衣服? 爸爸 給他灑點熱水 你好 哈里遜 五塊錢 拜託 嘿 為什麼Churchill FM要半價 老百姓的折扣 老百姓? 法國人? 我們來看看吧 再一次 折扣是最高的十分之一 這是高收入 不是折扣 拜託大家 不要強迫我們考慮 我們再試試看 第二次 Ned 兄弟 你來做優惠 我不會做優惠 你知道嗎 St. Flanders 比你還狡猾 我的優惠是多少? 沒錯 我的任務是 找出這個人 折扣汽車洗衣服 你問他怎麼做? 給他一張低級折扣卡 這不太對 你折扣汽車洗衣服 還是你沒有使用低級折扣卡? 我折扣了 我不是一個大城市的律師 但是我認為 一個高級市民 必須超過五十五歲 對不對? 沒錯 你多大了? 我猜你應該知道 我已經六十歲了 St. Flanders Goat placenta Monkey sweat 有種電池帽 Holy water It's holy water, right? 啊! Burns Listen, folks There's no magic formula I just follow the three C's Clean living Chewing thoroughly And a daily dose of vitamin church And of course I resist all the major urges All of them? You mean you've never splurged and say Eating an entire birthday cake Then blamed it on the dog? You've never licked maple syrup Off your lover's stomach? You've never snuck out of church To break into cars? No And double no I haven't done any of those things, folks You name it, I haven't done it Geez, Flanders You're sixty years old And you haven't lived a day in your life Yeah, even the boy in the bubble Had a deck of cards Can you believe it? It almost seemed like those folks were We're making fun of old Steady Neddy Well, you may be a bit cautious But what's wrong with that? Some people like chunky peanut butter Some like smooth Mm-hmm And some people just steer clear Of that whole hornet's nest I'll stick with just plain white bread Thank you very much Maybe with a Glass of water on the side for Gippin Gosh darn it Am I that pre-diddly-ictable? I've wasted my whole dang diddly life Change it Look at that Everyone's livin' it up except Ned Alf, we're bein' card jacked Just get clever, old man Now take us to Dress Barn Where have you been, Neddy? In the bathroom Not trimming my mustache What do you think? Do I remind you of Crumbled troubadour David Crosby? No, you remind me of Silly belly Ned Flanders Would a silly belly sit like this? Rod, call Dr. Stang All right, Bart Fire in the hole Okay, no more gasoline Full power Never a dull moment, huh, Homer? You got that right Throw on the mesquite, Bart Mesquite it is This may sound just a teensy bit insane In the old membrane, Homer But I was wondering If you could show me How to have some fun Well, well, well So Flawless Flanders needs help From Stinky Pants Simpson Yeah, I guess I do Welly, welly, welly Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus McGee How about it, Homer Will you teach me the secret Of your intoxicating lust for life? Wellity, wellity, wellity Stop that Will you help me or not? Let's do it So what about all this meat? The missus will clean that up Now it's Marge's time to shine First of all, I get five dollars a day Plus six pences Seems fair And I'll need your signature Here, here, and... Initial here You're not really giving my father Power of attorney, are you? Of course I... Oh, my stars, I can't do that Well, that's unfortunate Really is All right Congratulations Welcome to the Homer Simpson program So what happens next? One day soon I will come for you And then the game will begin Could be in the middle of the night Could be when you least expect it Or whatever's good for you I don't care Okay, Homer I'm ready to learn What's the first lesson? Just give me the topic sentence Give me that That's your problem You're living up here You gotta live down here In the impulse zone If you wanna be like me You gotta make snap decisions Like this We're going to break the bank At the Monty Burns Casino Homer, they blew that up yesterday Oh, yeah, right Then we're going to Las Vegas Which is actually back in that direction Yeah Nobody's gonna take my net Gonna teach him to have fun Oh, he's a blind as a bee That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas Too many kids Who? It's going on 8.30 I better call Ma and tell her where I am Relax, I called her from the gas station Thanks, buddy Sucker Looks so garish The noise, the letter X It's all designed to inflame the senses I'm overstimulated I gotta get out of this town I don't think so I think you'll find escape is quite impossible No, I got it Oh, would you like to be in the audience for my infomercial? Hey, that's Murdock If he's not careful His scooter could roll right down that ramp He's a daredevil, Ned He laughs at death When I wanna laugh I'll take Bob Saget Thank you very much And now the indestructible Lance Murdock Will jump his suicide goal Over an audience member And he'll do it While attempting to open a locked safe On his head Any volunteers? Pick him, pick him No, Homer, no I wanna do something exciting But I can't just go from 0 to 30 like that I could be killed Fine, I'll do it Where do you want me? On the X You mean the one with the red paint? Uh, yeah, paint Now, it's of critical importance That you don't Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out This isn't rocket science Well, actually There are several rockets Mounted to the O-ring Error Pass the O-ring Og do stick He's correct The safe Hey, Flanders Don't spill my beer Oh, God, lay down Lay down Shit Mogito, let's hit the tables My God, Homer Why can you Risk your life Turn my beatbox All the way up to Rumba I was praying you'd be safe But to be honest That part of me Wanted to see you get splattered Oh, I think someone Just had his first taste of bloodlust Let's see What's Marge's birthday? Barney's is July 15th Same as last year So Marge must be 50 Oh, forget it Flanders, what's your birthday? Oh, leave me out of this, Homer Games of chance are strictly forbidden By Deuteronomy 7 7, eh? 7 a winner Way to go, Flanders The Bible's finally pulling its weight Got any more holy numbers? Oh, I got a bunch, Homer But I just don't feel right Oh, Lord What should I do? Keep gaming What? It means gambling Keep gambling Oh, righty-o One betting disc, please Watch and learn And 14 black Well, there you go Now, how about a drink? Yeah How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice That says, think? You mean Lisa? No, I mean common sense Oh, that That can be treated With our good friend alcohol You might want to write that down Where the hell's your notebook? You threw it out the... Never mind, just pay attention Slave girl Oh, slave girl More libations, my imperial conqueror What? More booze Oh, yeah Two more of these, please And for you, Ned I'll have a Shirley No, a virgin No, make it a children's Oh, what the heck You only live once Give me a white wine spritzer Oh my goodness, Homer Wake up Look at this place We must have really painted the town last night I have a pounding headache My mouth tastes like vomit And I don't remember a thing Welcome to my world Oh, I did it I conquered my fears And I'm made up for a lot of lost living And I owe it all to the Homer Simpson program The what now? Round It's about time you two woke up Well, of course it... Who are you? Who am I? I'm Mrs. Ned Flanders Hey, smooth move, Flanders And I'm Mrs. Homer Simpson Here comes that vomit again OK You're saying that Ned and me married you two Oh, yeah, we're hitched all right Till death do us part I'm working on that Ned, no Think of your wives Wait a minute This could be some kind of scam Or possibly scamola We would remember if we got married Boy, you did have a lot to drink last night, homie-o Take a look at this Oh, precious memory I oakly, goatly, smokely do And to you, Homer, take this cocktail waitress You just met to be your lawfully wedded wife What did you call me? Do you want to get married? Married Sure Talk it to me, baby By the power vested in me by the Chicago outfit I now pronounce you husbands and wives We are so dead Ladies, we want to do the honorable thing So breakfast is on us With full Waffle Bar privileges But first, I'm afraid we have some bad news The Waffle Bar is closed I'm sorry, I'm so very... Homer, the bad news, ladies, is we already have wives Well, you can't be very happy with them If you married us You two fellas are the nicest husbands we've ever had And we're not giving you up without a fight But Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be Ginger's my wife Are you sure? Oh, rat No offense, sweetie Homer, why don't we go make the girls some custom omelets Geez, I've never seen anyone so whipped so fast What are we going to do, Homer? My kids are going to be traumatized And then there's Maude I don't know, Flanders Having two wives could have its advantages Chop, chop, dig, dig You know, Homie There's so much more two wives could do for you I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping Oh, a friendly bee That sting hurts so much We gotta get out of this, Ned Well, do something This is all your fault You and your stupid program Blame me if you must But don't ever speak ill of the program The program is rock solid The program is sound All those awful women want their omelets How are we going to get out of this mess In an honorable and decent way Oh, nuts I don't know Omelets have a lot of fat in them Forget it, you're married Let yourself go Hey, they're running away Bright light city Gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money That's ready to burn Forget the gold stakes of fire There's a button the devil may care And I'm just a devil with no spare soul Come on, baby Show Gail a four Raps Oh, no Why did I bet the company payroll Gail's in a lot of trouble Somebody help Our husbands are trying to ditch us Someone dishonoring their marriage vows Not in Las Vegas Attention all employees We've got two runaways Stop them Oh, no A lion Frederick Tatum Your behavior is unconscionable Cold-hearted Homer Ditching his wife While ancient Ned Runs for his life Chips of red and blue and white But we decide Can the poems It's ass-whooping time I want fatty What if we switch wives Would that help For the last time No Hello A ticket to freedom Las Vegas doesn't care For out-of-towners Take your money And go someplace else And don't you ever Try to marry us again We found some guys Who know how to treat a woman But Amber, I can change Will you shut up All right, let's get our story Straight for Marge and Maude We were out buying them fabulous gifts What's the occasion Because we love them jackass Anywho, we came out of Walmart When suddenly 100 spaceships Homer You're right, you're right 50 spaceships beamed us aboard They gang-probed you While I discovered an invention That blew their heads up And saved America Do I have to be gang-probed Would you rather Tell Maude the truth What did the aliens look like Well, I only saw them From the back Because they were so busy Gang-probing you Well, hello, little birdies My eyes! Cover your eyes! If I wind up broke Well, I'll owe it That I had a swing in time I'm gonna give it Everything I've got Lady luck Please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven With every shot I'm beaver on deck