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不要和自然在一起 你不必擔心 它們都是由Union Carbide的蔬菜分子種植的 媽媽 我的馬鈴薯在吃蕃茄 這就對了 從現在開始,我會自己種植蔬菜 媽媽,你在做什麼? 我試著撒嬌,我也試著撒嬌 是時候成為一個恐怖獸了 我們是真正的恐怖獸 天啊,我們去哪裡了,我都很迷茫 我成功了 媽媽在家裡 我們等很久 因為需要清理 甜心 你已經不再漂亮了 You got the little stools and everything There's Russel Crow, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddley, Hume Cronin, Gregory Peck Homer, I'm very uncomfortable having a gang of crows in our bedroom It's a murder, honey A group of crows is called a murder I'm sleeping on the couch 咬咬咬 Drop it in, don't cram it in Oh, forget it, I'll do it myself Aww, look, Maggie wants to fly too 啊 呀呀 Hey, cut it out, put her down 呀呀 啊啊啊,噢噢,Thank god you're OK OK, that was not cool We need to lay down some ground rules We'll get to that Right now I think we need some time apart Alright that's it You stupid crows Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! That is not a worm Ow! Ow! I hate getting stitches in my eyes Stupid crows Don't be mad at the crows, Homer They weren't trying to blind you They were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices Hmm, fascinating Say doctor, can you do something about my searing pain? Well, there is a medication Although it's a little controversial Does it go in the butt? I'm talking about medicinal marijuana Prescription pot Texas THC Look man, I don't do drugs Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic You're not afraid, are you? I had a bad experience with drugs It was that golden weekend Between summer school and regular school Hey Homer, wanna smoke some marijuana? They say it's a gateway drug Hmm Well, well If it isn't the Doobie Brothers Uh-oh, crotch the weed, man Smell any drug-sucking scraps? Ow! Ow! Ow! For me, the 60s ended that day in 1978 But Homer, you can't let a single bad experience Scare you away from drugs But isn't marijuana, or dope, illegal? Only for those who enjoy it Medical use of marijuana is legal in this state We'll also provide you with a prescription bong Hehehehe You want the wizard or the skull? OK, let's see Toke as needed Caution Objects may appear more edible than they actually are 嗯? Incense, peppermint What's that billowing down the stairs? Oh, it's smoke! It smells like the art teacher's office Smoke in the water Dad, Dad, Dad Dad, Dad Dad Homer, you're doing drugs Nah, and now I'm guilty of possession I could go to prison Unless I testify against you My art is making my eyes better And it's legal I could walk up to the president And blow smoke in his stupid monkey face And he'd just have to sit there grooving on it Colorsky Havana Lake Colorsky Rose Carmethine Alizarian Crimson 我剛剛才發現 我是那個 噢 在那個詞裡 啊 如果你告訴任何人 我喜歡你打電話 但我們才聊了五分鐘 等一等 我有個電話在等 哈囉 嘿 是我 我跟Marge在另一條線上 她完全不理我了 爸爸 我以為你不喜歡她的薩克斯風 我沒有 但現在爸爸的特別藥物 你絕對不要使用 因為它會毀了你的人生 讓爸爸體驗 你永遠不會體驗的神奇事 永遠 爸爸 現在是1點 我沒有血液了 噓噓噓 噢 哇 那薩克斯風 會製造出很棒的氣泡 嗨 吱吱 嘿 Homer 我的天啊 這個人真是最棒的 你有鼻子 還有吱吱 好了 現在來吱吱 嘿嘿嘿 Homer 這是我 Nan 喔喔喔 對了 謝謝你 嘿 我有個問題 能不能讓吱吱的薯條 這麼燙 他自己也吃不下 唉 當然他可以 但再說了 哇 如果是果果 那是甜甜圈 現在你知道我在想什麼了 幸好我這裡有本書 滿滿的答案 嗯 天啊 太長了 你能幫我讀一下嗎 呃 我猜應該可以 祂的恩典 耶穌與神的民眾 結束 哇 神為我做了這麼多 但祂卻沒有回應我 我知道祂希望你簽署祂的辯論 要重新刑罰農藥 完成了 現在來吱吱 好吧 我猜應該是這樣 好了 Simpson 你被拘捕了 我說吱吱 所以 投資者們 我希望你們不認為 我們的IPO是一個IPU 然後我就這麼說了 你覺得怎麼樣 Smithers 有點困難了 先生 我希望投資者們喜歡 我必須提高六十億 否則我們沒有生意 為什麼呢 先生 我告訴你 我氣死了 噢 不要做那個臉 是的 那是那個 Smithers 我需要一個 笑著說我的笑話的人 你知道的誠實回應 糟糕 我以為這是個罐子 你很開心 Homer 你叫什麼名字 你剛才說的 如果你喜歡的話 聽聽這個 努力工作 或者不努力工作 Smithers 你可以從這個 聰明的笨蛋中學到一些東西 年輕人 我讓你成為我的行政總裁 先生 我相信那個職位 已經向我宣佈了 噢 Smithers 我會說任何話 來取得你的核心核心 現在 歡迎登機 你遮住了一個非常好的鬍子 不太好 你從哪裡得到那件衣服 噢噢噢 一件一件的 是的 你 看 我真的開始擔心 每個地方都有半熟的杯子 我們都沒有紙片 我的嘴脣和窗戶都聞起來像豬 噢 是嗎 那我就有消息給你 我剛剛被推銷了 這都是因為 Yes I Cannabis 我們有廚房 噢 那我請了 那三個燈籠人 你這個笨蛋 這就是為什麼 我們永遠都不會失業 看看這傢伙 他太高了 噢噢噢噢 嘿 獎勵 他 倒著倒著 And Otto 是 Otto倒著倒著 我現在很害怕 兄弟 我不是要罵你 但是這和治癒你的眼睛有什麼關係 只要我畢業了 我就要離開這裡 剛剛 Marijuana Recriminalization Initiative 再次前進 支持者收集了最後的簽名 必須在選票上放上 為下個週末的選舉 我們必須離開這裡 停止這個行動 好嗎 我要吃10,000個蔬菜漢堡 別說話 晚安 Homer 兄弟 你媽媽很熱 Don't encroach on our roach OK OK 等一等 等一等 我聞到馬來西亞煙 這應該是藥物 如果魚沒有藥物 我們要離開這裡 我們可以等一整晚 來吧 哇 這個人真的很不舒服 我的醫生從來沒有告訴我 我只聽到魚的聲音 謝謝 Thank you And now A man who's a real pothead I'm sorry Pothead Homer Simpson Good afternoon I want to thank you all for coming down here taking time off from your job Because we need to keep medical marijuana legal Whether you suffer from glaucoma or you just rented the Matrix Medical marijuana can make things fabulous medically So my mellow fellow citizen When you go into that voting booth on Tuesday the 7th Homer That was yesterday Oh man They already voted And we lost Oh man I can't believe we spaced on the date What are we gonna do Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands Although Wow Oh that's right I married that chick They call him fingers but I never see him fing Oh there they go There we go Dump all that medical marijuana on there Actually that smoke is a little too invited Throw on that sack of barber hair Oh I could have smoked that pot And worn that hair Homer you don't need drugs anymore Your eyes are all better Hi What the hell are you talking about I want my old dad back The one who was yelling all the time and You know I'm not really sure what I want Homer it's over I want you to look at your children And promise them You will never do drugs again Alright I'll do it for my kids As long as you're doing things for me Would you tie up your bathrobe When you walk around the house Never I can still crash here right Get out Remember when I dropped my keys And you thought the phone was ringing Oh yeah Get out What's the matter Homer You're drunk but you're not like sloppy drunk Oh and cold turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Look I'm really glad You're off the wacky tobacco Yeah you were getting all spacey And everything We were gonna have an intervention Yeah but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning I nearly died I was already making excuses Not to go to your funeral It's been three days And my mind is clearer My sperm count is up And I'm able to recognize Simple shapes and patterns Dad you just said that Three minutes ago And regardless I will no longer be a slave to death Why are you keeping that thing As a reminder Mark Yellow Ahoy hoy executive VP I'm putting the final touches On my speech to the investors And I need your generous scaffolds But I can't find you funny anymore I'll either tickle your ribs Or feed them to my dogs Now we're ordering out What would you like in your pizza pie Extra cheese What do you take me for Lorenzo de Medici See you soon Don't worry homie You don't need Mary Jane To laugh at Mr. Burns' jokes Just picture him naked Or um With a funny hat on So Profit margins will be thinner than Louise Brooks' negligee You know Louise Brooks The silent star of Lulu This is gonna start laughing Mr. Burns gets flop sweat He'll die of dehydration I'm drenched with sweat I'm going to take a bath-iola When I come back You'd better be laughing This stuff can make anything funny Even that show that follows friends But I promised my family I wouldn't smoke it anymore Well, I've got to do something Start inhaling, Waylon This suit used to belong to Judy Garland We could sing a song If you don't mind being Mickey Rooney You mean that guy on 60 Minutes Who yells all the time 60 Minutes Oh my god Mr. Burns has been in the tub for an hour Burns You are too beautiful for this world Oh man We killed Mr. Burns Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad The investors' meeting is in 20 minutes So what Mr. Burns is dead We can carry on Michael Eisner has been dead for 5 years Ted Turner is just a hologram We gotta think So when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country I say it depends on what the meaning of 'Was' is Jerk You owe me $200,000 Good night, everybody Bill Clinton, everyone He's Jimmy Carter with a fox attitude And now a man you will see Is definitely not dead Mr. Montgomery Burns Mr. Burns As we're running long May we skip your speech And go directly to the questions Mr. Burns A two-part question One, when will you see a prophet again? And two, what's that red stuff Coming out of your ear? Mr. Burns May I feel that one? It's true we're losing money But there's no reason we can't Dance, dance, dance the night away Mr. Burns has left the building We are mullified Brilliant We lost $60 million And they're cheering for more Mr. Burns You're alive Yes, I regained consciousness During my big dance number Those strings pulling me every which way Jostled my heart from its slumber And you wanted to take him to the hospital Oh, and you didn't Well, the worm has finally shown its fangs Smithers, make me slap him You call that a slap? Make me slap you Now both Now just you Now give me a taste Now both again Now all three Excellent