Jonathan Bailey vs Rupert Friend | Dad Joke-Off

Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? Because they're all dead. That was phenomenally delivered. I named my horse Mayo. Rupert. Mayonnaise. Oh no. Two antennas got married. Right. It was okay. It's not a joke. It was okay. Two antennas got married. It was okay. But the reception was incredible. I like that one a lot. That's very, very good. The bouncer says, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Why? Exactly. Why? Why me? The bouncer says, I don't know who you are, but this is my trampoline. I'm at the airport, Rupert. Oh yeah? And there's a woman. She's completely passed out on the baggage carousel. Oh, she's slowly coming around now. How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch? I don't know. Tea? Rags? That sounds like one you would have written. I don't know why you care about your phone spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner's been gathering dirt for years. That's really bad. Can you do three eye rolls in a row? How many double takes can you do? That's nice. Johnny, I don't know if you heard about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a tube of polos? Go on. They were informants. Very good. They were informants. They're informants. No, I get that part. Why are they informants? Because they were in a tube of four. I thought they were four mints. Four microphones. Four mints. And they were inside the tube. Why are there four microphones? Is this still the joke? No, I just don't understand. Can you say non-politically correct ones? Oh dear. But it's not, I didn't write it, I just heard it. Okay. Not the one that Gareth Edwards told you? Not that one. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't need to eat, but instead gets its energy from the sun? You can get this one. Can I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Solar? Solar X? What's the process? It's photosynthesis. So therefore? A photosynthesaurus. Fantastic. Boom. Okay. You know how they do spelling bees? Yeah. Do they do dad jokes? Teaming, okay. What, we team up and do the most dad jokes? I'd like to compete, I feel quite good with us being a team. We can get sponsored, do a full hour of dad jokes. Today, my son asked, can I have a bookmark? And I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brad. That's quite good. That's really, really good. That's good.