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你帶著一隻兔子來工作? 我們不是說要在一起過特別的時間嗎? 甚麼特別的時間? 我可以站在這裡看著你賣兔子毒品 來侵犯美國人嗎? 我以為這會讓我受到影響 但不! 請你把孩子帶回家 購物中心的販賣家太羞恥了 他們會動手動腳的 拜託你了 好吧,讓我們走吧,孩子 清潔所有階梯 歡迎,穩定的客戶 我看你已經準備好進行國際戰爭重組 我需要一些東西 一杯啤酒 還有一大堆東西 等我拿到啤酒 這裡 糟了 你確定你不想來嗎? 國際戰爭重組 我們需要很多印度人來拍攝 我不知道該怎麼回答 但我不能來 我每天工作22小時 然後我回家 我妻子絕對不會碰我 印度人的扯鈴技巧 變成了印度人的扯鈴技巧 嗨喲 滑溜溜的女人 我的天啊 我知道你每次都要拿到這個 但我可以給你提供口味嗎? 請 太棒了 你好,Annette How's life, handsome? Take a penny, leave a penny She called me handsome? She likes you Put in a good word for great Come on, guys We're gonna be late Okay, okay Don't go Mary Todd on us Come on, Barney If you're gonna be General Grant You have to have a drink Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so One drink won't hurt Hey, you're right I was afraid it would stop me drinking again But it didn't The second battle of Springfield Was fought by the North The South And the East To keep Springfield in Out of And next to the Union respectively Now the actual battle was fought over there Where that man is standing But he won't move So we'll do it here Very good And now Let the battle be joined Hit with stick Bastard Damn it For me the war is over This battlefield is rife with inaccuracy You dead people stop playing cards And Stonewall Jackson stop rollerblading The South will boogie again This was supposed to be a mock battle Mock Don't worry I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound So cold We are gathered here this Memorial Day To once again honor you World War II veterans Truly you are the greatest generation Keep it coming broker Lauding your legacy is a labor of love You damn right it is You can't thank us enough Every generation stinks but ours Sounds like America's enemies are at it again Greatest generation to the rescue Come back I want a foot rub Yes master General I hereby surrender Ow Not the pointed end you dumbass To the enforcement Thanks Oh this is just too inaccurate Ah well then you're Definitely not going to like my steam powered super spider Stepping and squishing in the webs made of nylon Police You just take the kids home I've got to return this keg Are you sure you can get your deposit back It's in pretty bad shape Why do you always take the side of local merchants Now Appu when you gave me this keg It had dents and here's proof Hey Appu That giggle is none of my business Or is it Squishy lady You've had less than 8 kids haven't you Haven't you Open your eyes eunuch What's a eunuch Call me what's wrong Nothing nothing There's nothing eating me up inside It must be something bad Something you did No Something you saw Appu is having an affair I know can you believe it Oh Manjula's just going to die How did you find out In my role as customer I saw the whole thing Oh this is so awkward Today's the day we play badminton with them Oh I hope no one makes any double entendres Oh Appu You keep scoring while my back is turned Are you sure you're not cheating Oh Manjula Do you want me to find another partner No no Let's just keep playing What's the score Dirty love I mean dirty love I mean anyone for penis I'll just get the shuttlecock Dear guys Why don't we play this March why are you crying You're not in any physical pain The only kind of pain a man can understand We have to do something to save that marriage Maybe I should just tell Manjula Or you could talk to Appu He already knows Let's tell Krusty What would that accomplish That guy's hilarious His reaction would be priceless Appu is cheating That's sad All those kids I think he's building to something So anyway if you take that bottle down And pass that around I know I know There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall Yes Homer you did not bring me here for this What is it that you want to tell me Okay this isn't easy So I'm just gonna come out and say it Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker And along comes sexy Mrs. Dash Call me It's 11 at night Have you told them yet A girl in the bar What do we do Watch and learn you dicks Ma'am Is there something you want to tell me I saw you and that squishy lady Canoodling like junkyard rabbits It's true It only happened once but I'm so ashamed I am scum Yes you are scum What do you think I should do Tell that woman it's over between you and her First thing in the morning I promise Hey Marge You care for a tropical drink Sure Is that Windex It's Windell I can't afford Windex Okay Appu be strong Before you measure my syrup levels I must talk to you While you talk I'm just gonna help myself some licorice rope As much as I enjoy your company And I truly do I must insist that from this point forward We not in No my goodness what are you doing What Mahatma Mahatma Mahatma Mahatma Mahatma Mahatma But tonight I said not tonight Wait something's wrong Why aren't you pressuring me for sex Oh I'm just happy to lie here Appreciating and respecting you Okay buster what is going on Nothing How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity I'm so angry I could just I could fall asleep I Completely innocent Appu come here a moment Better be good Because you are interrupting my faithful message Oh boy I took the tape out of the store surveillance camera Look Oh Appu scratch and win That's good adultery I am so sorry Manjula Get out of my home Appu Oh I always thought karma was baloney But not anymore Karma baloney Hey Kirk Van Houten I live across the way If you don't like losing the cribbage Stay out of my place Okay No no I'll let you in I'll let you in God I'm really lonely Welcome back to Inside the Actor's Studio We've met Ranger Rainer Wilk Castle Actor Novelist BBQ sauce spokesman Now can we meet McBain Let me get into character Okay I'm McBain All right Mendoza I'll give you the Maxwell circuit If you put down my daughter It's a pleasure to eat your lead Good sir Kids We want to talk to you about something You might hear from your friends or coworkers That Appu isn't living at home anymore I just wish there was something we could do Oh oh oh Are you thinking what I'm thinking You bet I am You can run but you can't glide USA Tonight we invite both Manjula and Appu for dinner But we don't tell them the other one's coming And Krusty we gotta invite Krusty I keep telling you Off camera he's a desperately unhappy man But if we remind Appu and Manjula of why they fell in love Maybe they can work out their problems Yeah Cause if they don't Manjula We've got a special guest for you Is it my husband's whore Even better This is going great Look who's here It's this thing I am Ganesh your god I am truly screwed I order you to get back together Or I'll suck your blood Bleh bleh Bar stick to the script Don't be a jerk You're the jerk I know you have all gone to a lot of trouble To meddle in my affairs But you cannot change my mind With one night of blasphemy And store bought tandoori Or should I say brandoori Manjula please I have known we were meant to be together Ever since my mother forced me to marry you If you give me another chance I'll do anything to make it up to you Come here you These are divorce papers Consider yourself served Hey Pelly Where do you want the fudge mahal We didn't order that Can I lick your fingers Meet me at the mail slot He does not have very much money Are you absolutely sure Because legally I am allowed to shake him by the ankles And see what falls out It's established in the case of lawyers versus justice That was a wonderful day for a Now we have eight children Will that affect the settlement Perhaps No offense but You remind me of the monkey man You slaughtered my family's chickens Yes I get that a lot I have to think all of this over I still have feelings for Apu I understand Who is Apu The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped Perhaps there is another way When will you humans learn That your feelings as you call them Can stand in the way of big cash payoffs Yes Angela come quick The octuplets said their first words Mommy will you let daddy come back cookie They miss their father Are you sure you don't want to take him back Well I do But I don't want him to think that I am a doormat I need payback All right Girls night out Exotic male dancers at the golden banana No I want him to suffer Well when Homer does something wrong I write a list of ways he can make it up to me Then I shred the list and put it in his food All right we will write a list At the golden banana No Over under round and round So your teeth won't touch the ground Now let's see what awaits me in the next life First I was a tiger A snake A clod A goat with a hat Then me A tapeworm Then assistant to Lord Michaels It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes Manjula Oh Abu you are such a drama queen Have you come to forgive me I am willing to take you back Really Provided you complete these tasks Number 1 Break up with squishy girl Well that's a no brainer Number 2 Lose weight Number 3 Get cartoon published in New Yorker Number 4 Legally change name to Slime Q Slime Dog Number 5 Wear name tag that says same I know a great name tag place They do fabulous work It's where I got this So our relationship is over Is that what you are saying Yes I am afraid so Well we had fun Hey Abu I think she likes you Oh the squishy is awful I only sell smooshies now Smooshies reminded me of my misdeeds My smooshie tastes like a shopping bag Mine tastes like dog fur Yes but look at the delivery man He is hideous Oh a challenge We Wait a minute This isn't on the list It's been on my list for a long time Not bad I bought the issue for Richard Avedon's Pictures of Lenny Eliza Where the devil are my slippers My fair lady Performed with all our public cast Done Good show It was magic He took a cockney flower girl And turned her into my fair lady I liked all the roles Filled by minority actors Why I didn't even notice Abu You have completed the list You may now move back with your family And your never ending disgrace Wait wait You forgot to eat a light bulb Thank you very much You big fat blubber mouth Sorry sorry It's been a rough month Here you go Don't worry I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up So back in the old bed I never realized it was so wide Yes Back to our marital closeness Maybe we can't rush things Oh Abu I want us to be a family again But it will take some time We will know when it feels right again Whenever you are ready Good night