Black vs White Parenting Styles - Comedian John Grimes - Chocolate Sundaes Stand Up Comedy)

All these exotic ass couples in here, man. Y'all know what y'all doing? Y'all know what y'all doing dating outside y'all race? It's a choice. Black woman. What you is, sir? What are you? Are you black? You're not black. What are you? He said, nah, don't deny it, nigga. What are you? Italian, Spanish. All right, that's mostly white. All right. You guys got kids yet? You ever talked about it? You ever thought about it, how that would look? They look pretty good looking kids though, right? You know, you still gotta raise them though, right? You guys thought about parenting styles? How they might differ? You might have got raised differently than this young lady might have. So when it's time to talk to your kids, y'all might hear two different things. Little Aiden grabs a cookie. Eats that cookie. You only gave him one. You look back, Aiden has grabbed a second cookie. And now dad is upset. Aiden, young man, you were only supposed to eat one cookie. Let me finish, young man. Very calm, very communicative. You think you resolved the problem. Sister right here, put that goddamn cookie down a little more, or I'll beat your mother. Keisha, that wasn't necessary. I thought I communicated to him pretty well there. Didn't think you need to hit him. Communication styles differ. White people communicate differently than black people. I didn't know that, man. White people communicate their problems to you. They will announce the problem and communicate the consequences. All in one sentence. Hey, don't eat another cookie or you will be in trouble, young man. It's all there. You announce the problem, what you want to stop doing, and the consequence if you don't. Black people don't communicate like that at all. As a matter of fact, black people encourage you. Black people threaten you with encouragement. Touch another motherfucking cookie, see what happens. Go ahead, grab a second cookie if you want to. Hey, say something else, my nigga, say something else. Everything is encouragement. You in the club fighting. Hey, stay right there, my nigga, stay right there. If a black person tells you to do something, nigga, don't. Do the opposite. Exotic ass. I see another Asian and black right here. Good luck, my nigga, good luck. Y'all very calm, very communicative, very soft and gentle. And she ain't all about that life. Y'all gonna have a crazy baby. If y'all *******. Are y'all ******* or y'all just hanging out? Y'all not ******* yet? Okay, all right. Y'all *******, right? Nobody, all these interracial couples are here, nobody *******. Sir, are you ******* this white woman? Somebody gotta be *******. You ******* her, right? Nobody admitting to *******, that's crazy. Okay, well, if y'all ever do start *******. That last part I was talking about is what's gonna happen when y'all have kids. I can see y'all changed your whole ******* perspective right now. You grabbing his hair, nigga. I ain't think they talk like that, that's crazy. It's something to think about, something to think about. I got a mixed kids, that's why I know, I did the research. I got a white, I got two mixed kids. Yeah, I got a white, I'm sorry, did I not say that right? I got a white and two mixed kids. I'm raising niggas, is what I'm trying to say. I'm raising niggas. And I didn't realize you gotta communicate that like, no, these is niggas. I don't know what you was before, but. So remember that, Asian man, you raising niggas, you raising niggas. Ma'am, y'all raising niggas. That's what happens when you get mixed kids. And I'll tell you what happened. Funny thing that happened so far since we had mixed kids is, I'm on the road one time, I did a show. And my girl called me and said, hey, you need to talk to your son. I'm like, what's wrong with my son? She's like, he's using bad words. I'm like, you're his mom, handle it. She's like, you don't understand, he's using the N word. I was like, oh wow, I hadn't heard him use that yet. What did he say? He called me the N word. Well, what happened? She's like, I was making him dinner, and I had chicken nuggets and fries on the table. And I walked away from the table, and your son just yells out, hey, where my ketchup, nigga? She was like, young man, you cannot use that word. And my four-year-old son looked up at her and said, you can't use what word, mom? What word is it that I can't say? And she froze. Well, I can't say it either, but you cannot use that word. I just don't remember what word it was, mom. If you could just help me remember the word. My one-month-old daughter was looking at her like, yeah, bitch, what word was it? Help my nigga out. Tell us what word it was that we can't say. You're by yourself. Teachable moment. Teachable moment.