Operation: HANS OFF! 🦫🚫 A Canadian Satirical Musical (Claymation-Style)

Good evening. I left the previous Aegis Network behind, but not the news. Trump wants Greenland. So, history lesson. He arrived in a jet with a golden sand. Looking down from the clouds at the frozen land. He slammed his card on the conference floor. Said, "I'll take the island and a little bit more. Promised luxury towers and a golf resort where the icebergs crash and the whales aboard. But the Greenland signal started lighting up the screen saying, "You can't buy our dreams with your submarine scheme." >> He didn't check the map. He didn't check the date. He didn't know about the friendship at the Northern Gate. 50 years of whiskey, 50 years of snaps. We swapped the bottles and we drew the map. SO GET YOUR HANDS ON. We are not for sale. Yeah, the deal will fail. We drew a line on the rock where the whiskey blows. And that's as far as the orange man go. So keep your hands off. Sula called from the Brussels high command. She said, "Don't you dare touch a pebble of that land." The French sent the roosters crying sacra blue with cannons loaded up with the finest fondue. >> The bridge has sent the corgis from the palace grounds to bark at the carriers and chase the hounds. It's a global party. It's a furry wall of might. We're teaching the orange man how to take the fight. SO GET YOUR HANDS OFF. We hands off. We drew a line on the rock where the whisy flows. And that's as far as the orange man goes. SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF. The Marines hit the beach in their shiny plastic boats, but they didn't count on the polar bear moes. The tank slipped and slid on a maple syrup slick while the beavers dismantled them brick by brick. He waved his check at the frozen sky. Said, "Everyone has a price to buy." Looked him right in the eye. >> Your credit is declined. SO GET YOUR HANDS UP. We are not deal. We drew a line on the rock where the whis Sorry.