Monologue from "Unbearable Hotness" by Gabriel Davis-Caroline Woodson

You have to swear not to tell anyone, Benny. Marissa's gay, but she won't tell anyone. I'm the only person that she's told and after she told me she she tried to kiss me. Well, she did kiss me and there was tongue and I didn't totally hate it. And after after Marissa tells me that she's scared to come out by herself. But she thinks that she could do it if I were to come out with her. What can I say? Just because I fell in love on chemistry. It doesn't mean it doesn't mean I'm gay. I mean one kiss with Marissa and it's not like I am still attracted to boys even if they are idiots still I I can't just switch sides on a whim. And then she says to me so don't switch sides on a whim. Do it after we make love. So what did I do? Nah, not really. That's what he wanted to hear though, right? Benny! This is why you are my second best friend. No! In actuality I freaked out. I ran the hell out of there.