We Got Married! - AGT Podcast

I got really confused at lunch because after he paid, I went over to the waitress and I was like, how much was it? You know, because I felt bad that he put his card down. Oh, I thought before, before he did. Yeah. And she goes, she goes eight. And I go, my brain was gone all day. I go $8,000. I go no, because you know where we were was like such a high end hotel. And I was slurping back drinks because I thought you were paying. I know I ordered a bunch of appetizers because I thought I was paying. I got the ceviche. Thanks, Dave. Thank you, David. Thank you for the ceviche. Thank you so much. It was so good. Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek, get $20 off your first order when you use my code NASH. Guys, what's up? Welcome back to the podcast. We're here. We're married. This is going to be a fun episode. Naveen and I are going to tell you about everything we got married yesterday. We're fresh off of it. Fresh off. Newlyweds. Your official name now is Naveen Trash, Naveen Nash, Naveen Nash, Naveen Beckham, Jr. Naveen. Naveen Bezos. Yes. Naveen Nash. Yes. My real name is Bezos. Naveen Nash is the best name. That'd be funny if I was the heir to the Bezos fortune this entire time and I didn't tell anybody. That would be cool. Yeah. Would it be? For you. Yeah. So yeah, we got married and we're here talking on the podcast and we're speaking into microphones now. Yes. We're sitting on couches. Yeah. Yep. I have my legs crossed for those on audio. It's a new year. We're very excited about the new year. What was your favorite thing about yesterday? So I'm going to paint you guys a picture of the day where we're driving down the day before the wedding. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, the love of my life is going to play some romantic tunes for me. And he plays a song called Love Stinks and is like singing at the top of his lungs. Before that, I played Love Story by Taylor Swift and you didn't seem to react to it. So that was your like rebuttal. Well, you know that Jason Nash station on iTunes is just so, so fire. You don't know what you're going to get. It's wild. It's such a wild station. And it's great. I'm not putting it down. The Jason Nash station that iTunes has created for you and I. It's great. It's for you. I asked you to put your songs in. You never want to. I said, you want to play something? And then you go, no, I don't want to. And I go, okay, good. Yeah. You just, you love it too much for me to take that from you. I just slide an AirPod in secretly and listen to my own thing. You have AirPods on the whole time? No, I'm just kidding. I love your music. It's always funny. And then after we got married, I put on Murder in Boston, which is about the Charles Stewart murder from 1989. A guy who killed his wife. I've been meaning to watch this. I was like, oh. It's about a guy who shot his wife, shot himself, called the police and said some black guy did it and completely made it up. That's wild. Oh, it was. I remember the story. I was 17 years old and it was wild. I remember when it happened, like being like, and then a couple of days later that was like, wow, that's really, really messed up. But that's what the documentary is about on HBO. So then I had that on in the room after. But go ahead. Let's go. So we drove up, we drove to Santa Barbara, got married at the courthouse. It was the most perfect wedding anyone ever had. Yes, I agree. No, like honestly, there was no stress. That's what I love about you. How many women, how many women would sit here and say a $23 courthouse wedding was the most perfect? I mean, that's why you are unbelievable. No, it was. It was perfect. Right. It was a perfect day. The weather had been like really off and it was like, I was like, oh, OK, it might sprinkle a little bit or it's going to be like really windy. But the day of the wedding, the weather was perfect. Yeah. It was like a little bit cold, but like not crazy. Well, you're up in Santa Barbara, it's 20 degrees colder by the beach. I just I just loved it. I don't know. I thought it was like so perfect. There was no pressure. I feel like we had like a little lunch with some friends after. And it was just perfect. Like you didn't like have to sit and worry about like, did I talk to everyone or. Yeah. Like, is everyone having fun? Even the amount of people we had, I felt overwhelmed. Yeah, we could have cut some. We had 11 people, but even even with that, I also felt incredible pressure on the photographers. It's awkward when you're eating like a delicious meal and you have a videographer and photographer kind of like spinning around you because you're like, uh, like, I know you're not getting like the best shots because we're like stuffing our faces. I know you're hungry because you've spent the whole day with us. Yeah. So it's just. And then I kept offering him to sit down. Yeah. Which he did. And I was like, please order something. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. And I said it like seven times. And you could see by the end, his face was so gaunt. He was hungry. He was so hungry. Yeah. I felt so bad for him. But I mean, I couldn't force the fries down his throat. You should have. They were very professional, very good. They were great. Yeah, they were great. And we'll have a cool wedding video soon. I can't wait to see it. Which Naveen's already been. I'm antsy. If someone says. That's not usually like you either. No, but I'm very like literal sometimes. Like if someone says by Friday or some, oh, I'm going to send you a sneak peek tomorrow at 6 a.m. I'm like checking my email. I'm like, oh, do you think they're awake yet? Like what time do they wake up? He said tomorrow. No, you did it last night at 6 p.m., 7 p.m. after the wedding. You were checking the email. Because he was like, oh, you guys are the best couple I've ever met. And I get like he probably says that to a lot of people, but I really believed it. And he was like, I can't wait to go through this footage. It was so good. Like, I might even said something to you sooner. I don't know. So I was like, maybe, maybe I'm headed to Hollywood, maybe we'll be cast in a movie. He asked me to spin. It's this couple that do video. They're amazing. He was like, can you spin around? And I spun and he was like, oh, I've never had someone do it in one take. And I was like, I don't know. He said that to me, too. He's like, whoa. No, he didn't. Oh, he said you're a pro with. He said you do really good expressions. And like that. But that's what a photographer says to get you to get you comfortable. I've had some mean photographers. I don't know. What do they say to you? They're just like, no, like try so let's try something different. Let's why don't you try that like, you know, like in a nice way. But like that means like, OK, I'm not doing so good. Yeah. But I think we just killed it yesterday. Well, listen, I highly listen with the price of everything. How it is nowadays. If any of you are thinking of getting married, I highly, highly recommend doing what we did. I think. It's now that I've done it this way, I think it's it's cringy to have a big wedding. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like, uh, Matt, Joe, everyone heard it here. No, no, no. Their weddings, their weddings were phenomenal, beautiful. Yeah. I'm sure. So expensive. Yeah. We just didn't want to spend the money. And I feel, though, I will say this, even if we had endless income, I would have still done it this way. Really? Yeah. That's so nice. Me, too. I wouldn't have as nervous as I felt yesterday morning, like just going through the day. If I had to, like, walk down an aisle and have a first dance and do all those things It's just too. It's like, why am I? Why? Why am I feeling nervous for you guys? Yes. You know? Yeah. And I felt nervous yesterday for no reason. Why? But it was sweet. I thought it was cute that we were both nervous. And that was nice. Naveen's friend, Amira, picked up my kids. Yeah. Brought them to Santa Barbara. Really nice. That was really nice. You don't know how much I appreciate that. Yeah. No, that was really sweet. If someone does something for my kids, it's like, it's so nice. Yeah. So they were able to be there. Charlie brought her boyfriend, which is great. That was cute. He's a blast. Yeah. He was really nice. Even though he doesn't say much, but he's just a blast in his own way. I love seeing him. You think he doesn't say much because you can't hear very well and he's very, he speaks very softly. This is true. Because he'll say little things and you won't laugh and I'm like, there's no way, like you think he didn't say anything. He says stuff kind of like under his breath. Can we get him to speak up so I can enjoy some of the jokes? Yeah. Well, we can give him a megaphone. Then last night you're going through my pictures. I wanted to like air drop myself some photos, so I'm like looking through Jason's phone like in his photos and there's just like 10 photos of like his daughter's boyfriend, like in the sunlight, like just like, no, no, you know, when I take a photo, I like take like portrait mode. No, it wasn't portrait mode. You think he's like handsome or something like you admire him? No, I think he's a great, I think he's a great looking. He could be your kid. He does look like he could be my son. And I think he's a great kid. And then the photographers took a photo of, we were on the deck and, and we were backlit and beautiful ocean, ocean, beautiful, but the sun's behind us. So we're like, Oh, how are we going to get this photo? And he goes, he goes, okay, I know. I don't worry. I know how to do it. So he takes this incredible photo of us like blocking the sun with our heads and it came out great. Okay. And it's just, and so there's like sun like illuminating from us. So I was trying to do the same thing with Kieran, just to practice. It was like a photo of him glowing with the ocean behind it. Like it was like... Kieran, I'll send you those photos, man. It was like a headshot. Wait, remember, remember when you, um, you, you texted Kieran by accident? I texted Kieran by accident? Oh, did I do it? It's so embarrassing because like this in the beginning of their relationship, I went to pick him up and it was going to be our first time with like him alone in the car while we went. And then we got Charlie. Right. We were taking him to her volleyball game. Yeah. So it was like our first time alone with him. So when you guys go pick up Kieran, sure. Yeah. And so I was like, okay. And then she was like, here's his number and like, just text him when you're there. And I have Jason in the seat next to me and I was driving and I was like, Jason, will you text him and say here? And he said, here, babe. I don't know. Here, babe. It was an autocorrect. And then what's worse is he unsent the message. I did unsend it. Which like, it's like if you're waiting for someone to come pick you up, you're looking at your, like, so he saw it and then saw that we unsent it, which is even more embarrassing. Not necessarily. It said here, babe. I unsent it. And then I wrote here. It autocorrected. I don't know why it autocorrected to here, babe. And then another text with just 10 explanation marks, like for no reason. Is that what I did? Yeah. You always do that. And then we never said anything. We told Charlie. I just, I needed to tell her to make sure that he wasn't like, oh, or took a screenshot of it. Right. It was on your phone. Yeah. It was. I was so embarrassed. Oh, man. Good kid. So you dropped your last name. Dropped it. Gone. See ya. Nash. No, no feelings on that. No, no sadness about who you are or any kind of identity crisis. Do women go through that? If I lost my name, and you know, I don't have a high opinion of myself, but Jason Nash, like to me in my mind, it's like, okay, that's who I am. That's my whole identity. I like the way it sounds. I like my first name. I like my last name. Yeah. It's a good name. People ask me if it's fake, you know, sometimes. Yeah. Oh, cause it's like very Hollywood. Yeah. People be like, is that a fake name? Cause you like went, moved to Hollywood and you like changed your name. I'm like, no, no, that's it. That's my name. I got that. Okay. And so if, but if I, if today I was sitting here and I was. I would have a different name. Yeah. How would you feel? If I was Jason Jay, I'd be like, what? That's a pretty bad-ass name too. That's pretty good. You wish. Okay. I'll take it. No. No, I feel like this is like an opportunity to like really have a new chapter. Yeah. And like now I can, I'm Naveen Nash and that's someone different. So I'm going to totally change my personality now. I'm just kidding. Please don't. No. Uh, I love it. I, I, I feel like I'm still grasping it, but I don't know. I'm excited about it. Yeah. And just every, just even just being here right now, like some women don't take their husband's last name. That's a good thing. I know. Um, and just being here right now is like, uh, it just feels different. It does feel different, but that's so funny. Yeah. Does it? It felt different to me. Like when we got home, um, my first day as a wife and the plumbing is shot and I was like, Oh, like this is, I have to fix this. And it's just kind of fun. Yeah. Usually the plumbing goes to the guy. Yeah. But it was just like, Oh, this is like something we, it's not like, Oh, this is Jason's house. Like he'll figure it out. But we should know you are very handy. I'm so handy. You're probably handier than me. I could probably fix it, but I'm just nervous. Right. Like to like mess something up. Yeah. So we came home and there was water running out of the shower. Which is weird. I feel like it's like the perfect start. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Perfect amount of realness. It's like, okay, let's go. Let's jump into married life. Okay. So we got to the courthouse. Yeah. We, they, okay. So they make you sit down, you sit with a guy. The guy was funny. I feel, I know this is like, I know I'm a little crazy, whatever, but I feel he had a crush on you. Me? Yeah. Why? He kept winking at you and like, he kept touching Jason. He did? Yeah. Like he'd be like, Oh, you, you have makeup on your shoulder. But like, he didn't. And like, he did it like three times. And I was like, okay. His name was Dave. I was like, okay, Dave, like cool it. Sometimes guys do that. They'll, they'll touch me. If they see you, they're like, Hey, not bad. Like you did it. Like, lucky you. I don't know. Something about it. I think that's what was going on. I think he wanted to marry you. Okay. So we got there. Yeah. And in classic fashion, we did not have everything filled out. We had none of, he looked at us and he goes, I don't have any of your paperwork. This was a big, this was a big reveal to me because every, everybody who I've ever been with, it, uh, it is, um, more on it than me. And I'm not. So I had this, and I also had this panic in the, in the courthouse, like I ruined the day because I hadn't had a few things filled out. Yeah. Paperwork, baby. Huh? It's just paperwork. Right. But, and you handle, but you're like in a dress, you look amazing. The dress you picked out was amazing. And then, so in that moment, I like, I was, I almost had like PTSD or something where I was just, you got scared for like a second, like we had to type at this computer and Jason was diving. So he was like, Jason Nash, my, and then the best part is like, everyone's kind of standing behind us. And they're like, what's your mother's middle name? He's like, and he was just so nervous that he just blanked. And then his daughter was like, it's Charlotte. It's my name. That's who I'm named after. And he goes, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, I did do that. And then the same thing with your dad, right? Yeah. I didn't remember my, couldn't remember my dad's middle name and guess my dad's middle name is my middle name. It's the same name. I was flipping out, but for no reason. Yeah. I think it was just like, you don't want to get anything wrong. That's true. And then they talked me into three, three copies for an extra $34. That was weird. But I was just like, okay, if you want to upsell right now, let's go, let's like, let's just get on with it. David shot a really funny video on his Snapchat. I don't know if he put it up or not, but I don't know. You were like taking pictures and he was like, uh, he's like, how are you doing? And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this is great. I'm like, this is 23 bucks. It's crazy that you can get married for, well, you also have to pay like a hundred dollars or something. Yeah. The license is a hundred. It's a hundred and twenty three. A hundred and twenty three. But in the moment I was like, it's 23 bucks compared to like 75,000. Like what if David was like, you know what? I'm paying for you guys's wedding 23. He takes the credit. He paid for lunch. That was really nice. Which was really nice. He didn't have to do that. I got really confused at lunch because after he paid, I went over to the waitress and I was like, how much was it? You know, cause I felt bad that he put his card down. Oh, I thought before, before he did. Yeah. And she goes, she goes eight. And I go, my brain was gone all day. I go $8,000. $8,000? I go $8,000. Cause you know where we were was like such a high end hotel. And I was slurping back drinks cause I thought you were paying. I know. I ordered a bunch of appetizers cause I thought I was paying. I got the ceviche. Thanks Dave. Thank you David. David Dobrik. Thank you for the ceviche. Thank you so much. It was so good. But it was $800. For everyone? Which I thought was crazy cheap for what it was. Like we were in the nicest restaurant in all of Montecito and Santa Barbara. That's pretty good. It was great. Of course, you know, we didn't pay for it either. No, but still. Plus tip. That was still really nice. So nice that he paid. But I did get confused. I was like, oh no, he paid $8,000. I don't want him to do that. But like think of this, like that whole day, like people would pay $70,000 for that day. No, no, no, no, no. The hotel we were at, they would pay like $250,000. Yeah. Like for that, for the same feeling we already got. This is the cheapest podcast. We're revealing ourselves to be the cheapest people on earth. That's all the conversation. We're like, what a bunch of cheapskates. But things are so expensive. Like how can you justify it? Unless it's something that just means the world to you. Yeah. You want to send your kid to college and pay, you know, $80,000, okay. Like that's. But even that, yeah, like. Our future kid is like clipping coupons. Yeah. Well, I love thrifty people. My friend Maureen is so good. My best friend from college. His name is Jeff. And he has a wife named Maureen. She's funny. And we used to hang out more. Maureen would be like, well, I want to go up north. I can't stay at that hotel, Maureen. And she would literally, she'd be like, watch this. She would literally call. She's not famous. She doesn't have a big following. And she would just be like, is there any way? Like, you know, I know that it's like $5.49 a night. But there's like any discount? And then she'd get it down to like $1.79. Yeah. It's just the best feeling. So good. Yeah. I don't know what that is. I don't know. It feels good to be cheap. It feels like a win. Do you know why it is? It's because I know there will be something in two days that will be so expensive and I'll be like, oh, thank God I didn't pay for the other thing. Yeah. I get that. OK. So then we sat down. We sat with the guy. The guy told me to turn around. He said, pay attention. Remember that? Yeah. Jason got in trouble for not paying attention. He goes, Jason? Because I kept looking back at the kids, Wyatt and Charlie, like, we're getting married. We're getting married. I said it like a thousand times. He kept turning around and being like, it's happening. And the guy's like, please, I need you to focus. Yes. Turn around. Yeah. And then Dave and Todd and Natalie came, which was amazing. That was really nice. So nice. Natalie said the nicest thing to me she's ever said. That's really nice. She said, I've never seen you so happy. She was so nice. That's really nice. Who else said nice things? Yasmin had a nice speech. I loved her speech. We went out to the thing. And so then we signed the papers and then we walked outside. And I said to Dave, I was like, how many people can we have out there? And he said 10. And then I said, we have 13. Oh, you told him? Yeah. And he goes, OK, we'll have the other three just kind of stand back and I'll try to work them in. Oh, that's nice. Which was nice. So then there was 13 of us that and then eventually he was just like, yeah, just bring them all over. Yeah. So they all watched. What if you get Dave in trouble right now? What if Dave's boss is watching your podcast? No, that was really nice of him. He didn't have to do that. Yeah. I mean, it was only 10. What was that? It was only 10. No, the other three sat back. You're nervous now? His boss is not watching the podcast. So then we got out there and we were like, we had vows. We had written. Yeah. We had really written vows that were too long. Both of us were the same person. No, my vows were so. They were so long and full of inside jokes that only you and I got. So I was like, oh, like when I was like just halfway through, I was like, oh, I felt like, you know, when you know you should be wrapping it up. And I was like, okay, what can I cut? And like, I had to skip like two huge paragraphs. You did? Yeah. And then I just read. I finished off on that was tough. It's so funny because I, I only remember one thing in it and it made me laugh so hard. I remember I was cracking up for like a minute. I was like, oh, Jason's going to be like sobbing during mine. This man was laughing so hard. I was laughing through the whole thing. But the funniest thing you said was, I love when we watch Kill Tony and I say I'm funnier than all the other comedians. And Jason just nods his head and agrees with me. Yeah. Which is what I do. I was like, okay, baby. Remember when we first met and you were like, you were like, we were talking about this one comedian and you're like, I'm funnier than him. And I was like. Who was it? I don't want to say who it is, but. And I was like, and I go, no, you're not. Yeah. That was insane. I was like, honestly, you think I'm funnier than them, right? But I just met you too. No, but like, not even understanding it to me. Like he was like, no, I don't think so. Well, that's, that's different. When you first start dating, you're like, you want to like hold your ground and be real. And now I'm like. I don't remember that. But we had just started dating, so I didn't know you to be as funny as this comedian. But now I think you are. I don't remember the person. I do. What's their name? Start with. A. Guys, I'm funnier than this guy. Girl, you're insane. I'm funnier than this guy. You're insane. It's not even funny. I love that we both brought up. We've made you laugh more. You have. I told you. Now I think you're funnier. We both brought up the same things in our vows. We both brought up Kill Tony. Yeah. Which is a show that's on YouTube. If you guys haven't seen it, it's the best. It's my favorite show on television and it's not on television, but. It's not on television. It's just Tony Hinchcliffe is a comedian and he does a show where he. How do you explain it? It's like a roasting show, kind of, but people do. He brings up stand-ups who aren't. He pulls names from a bucket and the stand-ups can be really good or they can be really bad. And if they're bad, he really goes in on them. But also, if they're really good, he'll like take them on tour with them. Yeah. It's like a good opportunity for them. It's the perfect show. And we love it. Love it. We watch it every Monday. We love Red Band. We do? I do. I'm just kidding. I love Red Band. I'm just kidding. And he also has really great guests on there, like big-time comedians like Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir and all of them. That's everyone, yeah. Joe Rogan, Tom Segura. You had Post Malone. Post Malone was on there. Sugar Sean O'Malley was on the New Year's show. Adam Ray is on there a lot. He's great. He's been here. He's been in that seat. My New Year's prediction is that you will be on Kill Tony as a panelist. Let's manifest it. I see it. I thought about going and signing up in the bucket. I don't think you should sign up in the bucket. I think you're a panel. Well, we'll see. Yeah, let's manifest it. You're a panel. I sign up to be in the bucket. That'd be awful. Why? You don't think I'm funny. I think you're so funny. Why would it be awful? It would jumpstart my comedy career. I'd get huge. You got a hot minute? Because that's the thing. You have to go into the show with one minute. You do one minute of stand-up. That's all you get. Unless you're Hans Kim. Then you do 40 seconds. This is Hans Kim. This whole podcast just turns into a Kill Tony podcast. We love Hans Kim. I know. We love Kill Tony so much that I thought about doing an after Kill Tony podcast where we sit down. There's like four different ones. Oh, there is? People do that? There's like four. No, there's not. Really? I wonder if I would like watching that. There's one where a guy stands outside and interviews people after they've been on. Oh, really? There's one where they talk about the people. There's so many different versions of it. Oh, I have so much to do. I have so much to watch. I'm so excited. But Tony hates them. Oh, he doesn't like them. He doesn't? He thinks they're sucking off his success. Yeah. Well, that's fair. What's up, guys? Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Yes, they have signed on for the entire year here at the All Good Things podcast. Can we get some kind of celebration, some music, some confetti? Because we love SeatGeek. They've been with me since the beginning. Since I started my YouTube career doing YouTube videos, they've moved on to podcasts. They are the best, and they are the best ticketing app. Let me tell you something. I have the SeatGeek app on my phone, and when Wyatt and Charlie have a free night or Friday night or Naveen, we have a free night. We go on and we look at it, and it actually lists all the top events in your area. We've seen so many great shows. 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My thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this podcast. Okay. So anyways, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go into a Kill Tony tangent. No, no, it's okay. Okay. And so then, yeah, so then we got out there and he was like, there's no vows. There's no vows allowed. Right? Yeah. And that was the only part I didn't like. But to be fair, we still did our vows. But then he made us say like some really stock, like state of California. And it was like the language was off. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it was like... By the power invested in me. Ivy wed. Ivy wed thee. It's like, I don't talk like that. Right. Remember when we pulled up to the courthouse and you're looking like so beautiful in your dress and we just see a prisoner in shackles. It was a full prisoner. And then we took pictures in the courthouse and you have to go through like a metal detector. And I was like, well, why can't I have liquids? Like I just had my perfume and he was like, there's prisoners here. Wait, this is so you. Tell them what happened. So I have... I don't like that you do this. So there's rules in life. There's like full police officers. When it comes to police, when it comes to police, anything, I'm like, I'm like, this is the police. He like listens to whatever they tell him. Don't mess with the police. Like from a young age, like no. I've learned to challenge the police. So we go through this. The photographers want to take a, um, they want to take photos inside this other part of the courthouse. That's beautiful. Yeah. And so they're like, okay, we'll go. We'll just, we're following what they say. And we have to go through a metal detector and we can't get... You can't have any sort of liquid at all in there. And I have the smallest bottle of like just a perfume that I just bought. And the guy was like, it's like a police officer and he was like, you can't bring that in. And I was like, okay, well I'm just going to take a quick picture in here. Can you hold onto it for me? And he's like, no. And so I was like, okay. So I walk out and I put it on the floor. He told you not to do that. But so I put it on the floor and I come back in and he goes, did you give it to someone? I was like, I just put it on the floor outside. He goes, don't tell me that because then I'm going to go out there and I'm going to confiscate it and you're never going to get it back. And I go, okay. He goes, so go back out there and hand it to someone. So I go outside for like two seconds and I come back in, but I don't move it. And he looks at me and he goes, you gave it to someone. And I was like, and I thought he was saying like, just don't tell me about it. You know, like I really, because he was so nice. He was nice. Until he wasn't. And then he said, don't test me. This mother goes out and confiscates it. So then we finished the pictures and you go back out to get your perfume. And what happened? It's gone. Yeah. And then what happened? And then they like the the videographer woman was like, I'm going to get it back for you. So she like asks them and they show her the box and it's in there. And he's like, nope, no, no, no, no way. You're not getting that back. It's like, that's crazy. You don't want the prisoner smelling nice. I swear he just wants to like take because it's a new bottle of perfume that I just bought. He wanted to give it to like his girlfriend or his wife or something or trade it in the prison for something else. Because, you know, the the the prison cops, they like trade stuff. There's a whole thing. Yeah. They do a lot of stuff in there. They even get prisoners pregnant. Really? I think. Anyway, our wedding day. So that part was good. Yeah, that was at like 11. Yeah. Then we took the kids over to lunch. Yeah. And oh, we did our vow. We did do our vows after Dave walked away. Yeah. He said we could like stay outside and do our vows. Right. And when we did that, we talked about that. I guess there's nothing else in there. Did you like my vows? I loved them. Yeah. What was your favorite part? That you said that I make the leaves look greener. This is like such a nice thing to say. Yeah. You make all the senses better. You make the leaves greener. Make the pasta taste better. Yeah. To say I make anything better is like the greatest compliment. Make the air smell better. That's nice. You make the air smell. I'm just kidding. When we when we took Charlie and everyone to. Never mind, you'll get upset if I say this. No, tell me when the kids came in the car with us to go from like one location to the other. And then we got in the car. And Charlie goes, it smells like my dad's feet in here. And I was like, thank God she knew that smell. So she didn't think it was me or something like it was like it's a it's it's the the no sock. The car does that. The Tesla kicks out that smell. Yeah, it's not my feet. Are you sure? Yeah, you've smelled it when we put the heat on in the car. Yeah, yeah. OK, maybe it was that. Or maybe not. What else, what else, what else? Yeah, so that anyway, it was just a. It was perfect. Nice day. I wish our families could have been there, like our parents. That would be the only thing that I would have added. But then I feel like now we get to have like another celebration with them. Right. Which is even better. Like the more time someone can celebrate me, the better, you know? And your your your cousin sent that nice video. Yeah, my family made like a video congratulating us. And it was really cute and sweet. I liked it. It's funny that you could tell she like put makeup on. Yeah, she turned the fireplace. I'm so sorry. This is the plumber. Yeah, go ahead. Put it on the podcast. My house. Hello. What do we have this? Oh, perfect. Hi, how are you? He's outside. Oh, OK, OK. I'm so sorry. I'm just downstairs. I'll come up really quick. Thank you. Let's just wrap it up. Are you sure? Yeah, we just do a short podcast. It's awesome. Really? Yeah. Wrap it up right now. Do we have more to say? Maybe we need another 10. Yeah, I can just go get him. You can just sit there. I just don't want him to be like in the in our room, like alone. What's he going to steal? I don't know. I think just. I don't know, like people can put like cameras in your bathroom and like sell it, sell the porn like, OK, OK. That's what they do. Have you ever looked at porn sites? Put put go on, go on your I'm on there. Whichever porn browser of your choice and type in like girl showering doesn't know it's like those are all set up. No, no. It really looks like she doesn't know. Like and then there's no like she's not doing anything weird. She's just showering. So then you're like, huh? So I'm always like dressing room girl just to make sure I'm not on anything. But that's what our plumber is going to do if you don't watch him. OK, all right. Well, let's let's wrap it up and then maybe we'll come back down and do 10. OK, OK. All right. Listen, we love you guys. Thank you so much for watching. We have to go get the plumber right now. Yeah, but married people stuff you wouldn't understand. We'll have a video out soon, hopefully of the wedding, so you can see that on the same channel here. And we will. I love you. I love you so much. I can't wait to spend our lives together. Yeah. Have a nice life together. It'll be so fun. OK. Love you guys. Bye bye. Thank you.