We Got Scammed and Canceled Our Wedding - AGT Podcast

I want to show people, because if people don't know what it is, they're like, what the hell are they talking about? Are they talking about? Why'd you just turn into an Irishman? What are they even talking about? What happened to you? I wasn't intentional either. What are they even talking about? Guys, welcome to the podcast. Before we begin, I need to let you know that I'm going to be doing stand-up comedy. I'm on a tour this summer. Everyone's so excited about it. Let's hear it, guys. Let's hear it for me. It's four claps. Okay, great. It's about what you'll expect at the show, I think, too. Yeah, that's basically what it's been like. I'll be in Schaumburg, Illinois on September 10th, Sunday night at The Improv. It's Chicago. Please come out and see me. That's always a big city for us, and we're very excited to be coming there. Also, some other dates that are here. I'll be in Albany, Hartford, Nashville, Louisville, Dayton, Ohio, Liberty Township, Ohio, Irvine, San Jose, Oxnard, and Ontario, all the way through December. I'm also opening for Murr from The Impractical Jokers, so there'll be some dates announced for them. There'll be some dates announced. I'll be there in September. I'll be starting doing that. Guys, welcome to the show. I hope you're so well. Brandon, Jess, my gorgeous Nadine, also here today. Big news right now. I'm going to start with this headline. This was really interesting that I saw this. This blew my mind that I saw this article. The anticipation is killing me now. You're building this up. I feel like it's just going to be like Crumble Cookies has a new cookie or something. So insane. Oh, no. Man sees Oppenheimer four times. That's not the face that you would have after seeing it four times. Stanford researchers say he may be autistic. It's out there. It's a possibility. This is what I don't understand. What is with this hullabaloo about somebody being weird that someone would see a movie four times in a theater? What was the reason that you saw it four times? It's very dense. It's a very complex movie. And I was like, I want to see. I want to get everything this movie has to offer. So I needed to see it four times. So what was the thought process after third time? So the third time, I was like, I need to see this in IMAX and 70 millimeter at the Chinese theater. I was like, this is the last place I'm going to see it is in the perfect. Do you have like an AMC pass? Or have you just been, okay. That's a huge reason why, too. I have the AMC pass. I wouldn't spend 80 bucks to see a movie four times. How much is an AMC pass? 20 bucks a month. And you can go as much as you want. Three times a week. Three times a week for 20 bucks a month. That's really good. And you realize that this is 12 hours of your life. Maybe more with previews. I'd say 15. I show up after the previews. So it's like 20 minutes. I was going to ask you, are the previews the same every time? They are. Yeah. That's why I show up. I've seen that Exorcist trailer four times. Have you thought about that? Maybe you could have put that 12 hours into something useful. Yeah. What would be more useful than that? Writing your movie. I've already written my movie. Write another one. Making friendships. Making inroads. Inroads? Yeah. What do you mean an inroad? Inroads with people. You know, bonds. Construction? Bonds with people. Oh, bonds. I don't need any more of those. No. I don't think so. Well, this is why I have to ask. Did you see Oppenheimer? No, I won't go see it. You both haven't seen it? No. We saw Barbie, but I won't go see Oppenheimer. It's too long. Okay. How many times have you seen Barbie? Once. Four. I've seen it twice. You saw it two times? Did you like it? I liked it a lot, actually. Really? Did your rating go up? I liked it. She has a huge problem. I rated that three stars on Letterboxd, and Jess doesn't like that. What did it go up to? 3.5. Brandon and I didn't like it, but we won't say it publicly. Say what? Brandon and I didn't like it, but we won't say it publicly. Why didn't you like it? No, I liked it. I did like it. I didn't like it, and I can say it publicly. Why didn't you like it? I loved the outfits, and I loved her. I just didn't like the message of the movie. Interesting. I didn't love the message, either. I think it was basically like, oh, pregnant Barbie, that's lame. You should want to be an astronaut or Supreme. It's like some people just want to be a mom, and that's okay. Pregnant Barbie was discontinued in real life. No, I know. They played into every actual Barbie that was really discontinued because pregnant Barbie got ---- on back when it was released. I just feel like they were just pushing the narrative of, you can be an astronaut, and it's like, okay, but I don't want to. No, wait, but the whole message that she says at the end of the movie is literally the opposite of that. She talks about how you don't have to be, how women feel like they have to be extraordinary, but what if you just want to be? She literally says word for word, what if you just want to be a mom? What if I just want to? America's speech that she gives. It's like, remember, we kind of talked about it. She's like, you have to be pretty, but you can't be too hot. You feel like you have to do all those things. That's the difference between girls and guys. Guys don't feel the pressure to be fake, so if a girl's being fake to appease to someone. We feel those ways because of the patriarchy. Well, maybe it is a good message for younger women and girls to see that. That's probably the right message. Like, hey, you can be this, you can be that. Speaking of movies, we read your movie on the plane. That's the ideal place to read it. She was reading over my shoulder. Oh, really? He was like reading something and I was like, he looks like really distracted and he's not paying attention. What's going on? No, I just read slow. So I like look over and then it's a script. So I was like, I have three hours. Let me and so I start reading it. I'm like, scroll, scroll. It was so, it was such an easy read because like you like are sucked in. Oh, right on. Do you have a million dollars? That's why we actually brought here. I want to invest. Oh, hell yeah. Let's do it. And how hard is it to get a movie made? I mean, I haven't had one made yet. So there you go. Oh, yeah. The strike also. It's like you can get waivers. You can, you can get sag waivers, sag and say, hey, I'm doing this thing. And, and they can, they can allow it. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff that's in production right now. There is, but I'm saying it's just not the most ideal time. You can do it. Which is, isn't that like, uh, there's a lot of stuff in production. I think it's an ideal time because people are free. Yeah, I agree. No one's doing nothing. But don't some people not want to work because they want to stand with the strike? Uh, some people do, but I, that's a, that's a big point. So I don't think you're going to get Margaret Qualley. No, no. I mean, I'm just saying in my dream, that would be, she's, she's in my dreams. But if the movie is done, um, you know, like it's like a low budget movie and it's not done by the studio, then the actor can, can definitely do it. I don't know. It's always, you ever see a movie that like, it seems so obscure and almost like really low budget. And then like, I don't know, Tom Holland's in it. And you're like, how did this happen? Yeah. How is he in this? Like actors love that. They love to like, yeah. Experiment. You know, they just really like the script. They'll do it. You know, that phrase, one for me, one for them. Right. Yeah. Spider-Man was one for them. And then the movie where he got buttfucked was for him. Yeah. But he has buttfucked in a movie. Did you see that? I haven't seen that. Yeah. Wait, I actually just saw, not to go down another ramp, but I just saw like an article or not article. It's like on Instagram talking about how like, so Tom and Zendaya date and Zendaya's newest role is in the movie where she like, is like between two guys. And once that trailer came out, everyone's like, oh, I feel so bad for Tom. Like, like literally shitting on her that she's acting, but like being like, oh, she'd really throw away her relationship to act in this. Like, like literally just like, just like, and then the thing came out where he has like a gay orgy in a bathroom. He sure does. And they were just comparing the comments because all the comments about Tom's scene were just about himself. And no one said anything about Zendaya. But when Zendaya's hooking up with like two guys. Let's go back to Barbie. Who's reading those comments? Women, right? No, it's mostly, it's both. But like a lot of the ones that are being like, Tom, like your girls, like what, is guys. It's also, um, acting. No, people not know that it's like, it's just acting. Like it's, I mean, I can imagine. Can you imagine though? Being like two of the biggest actors in the world. Let's say like Margaret, what's her name? Margot Robbie. And well, what's her name? Oh my God. By the way, she was so good. And Barbie was so good as Barbie. I think for sure that people are tougher on women. Like we see that all the time in the comments. Like, um, right. Like Danielle was on the podcast and I thought she was great. Like, I think Danielle is so funny. And the comments were like really rude about her. And it's like, they didn't, they don't give women like the chance to like, like if I'm doing it, I'm like, if I'm being an asshole, like I'm funny. But if like Danielle's being an asshole, it's like, she's a bitch, you know, like. Well, she is a bitch. I don't think that's really fair. That's like Danielle's like little bit. And like, it's funny, but like Jonah can do it. Jonah does get comments here and there, but like. Jonah's a bad example. Jonah's the worst example to use. But a lot of people think Jonah's funny, but like nobody thought Daniel would like, you know what I mean? Like also Daniel's like Jonah's like, uh, he's more ingrained. Like he's, he's around. Do you know what I mean? Like people are used to. You're kind of an asshole sometimes and nobody ever says that. Like you'll make little insults here and there and Daniel does it and he's a bitch. Right. You do. But also, can I address a comment? Speaking of comments, the last podcast. I never addressed comments really, but this one was wild. Someone literally goes, I'm, I'm, well, actually they did compliment me. They said she's sweet and pretty, but she slept with all of her co-hosts. And then, and then, I don't know. I was like, who are they talking about? And then someone else like commented being like, uh, like, is anyone else glad she's leaving? And then this person, the same person comments again being like, yeah, she fucks all of her friends, boyfriends as soon as they, but it was like a whole story. And I'm like, yes. And I'm like, wait, you literally like, wait, like, like, you know, sometimes people just have their own opinions, but this was like a full story, like very specific. And I'm like, where did this come from? I've read stuff about me that I, I, um, I, I run a trap house. You run a trap house and I sell drugs. It's insane. My friend's group chat. Um, wait, I have it. Look, Jonah annoys me so much. It says I literally can't with Jonah. She also slept with co-hosts and was unprofessional. Bye. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. It says, was it Joe Todd? Ilya, this was a comment. By the way, I've seen four comments about Jonah being an asshole. So far. I mean, I'll just say that I'm just saying that no one says, I know it says he needs to be careful with the drinking. Does he drink? Oh yeah. Oh, um, no, he doesn't. Wait, I have the comment. I'll read it. I mean, no, he doesn't. Someone said anyone else kind of happy. She's leaving. You had a lot of nice comments. I did. It was really nice. And then this girl goes, absolutely. She is very pretty and seems sweet, but there was this whole thing about her being a hoe basically. And she would sleep around with her friends, ex-boyfriends, as soon as they would break up. She was sleeping around with guests of the show. And a few girls said she a hundred percent is fully aware of what she does. She's just jealous. So she plots to ruin their relationships. Just sad. And then like party emoji, like the little confetti. I thought that was a nice touch at the end. You banged Derek Hough, right? Yeah. And, uh. You took that as negative. But what I heard was they think you're pretty. The main takeaway. I'm just like, actually, like, who is that? That was like a literal like Wattpad, like fictional story. You can look up IP address and like. I track it down. It's Brandon. Yeah, you can. I was about to say, I added that little party emoji to make it fun at the end. If you give me one comment and you give me at 24 hours, I can tell you whose computer it's coming from. Let's go. One time I tried to. Girls are very good at that, by the way. Yeah. Like research, like deep. But it just takes so much brain power. I tried to track an IP address one time, like when I was like in high school. Because it was like remember when like form spring was a thing. Yeah. So I tried to track an IP address and it like literally like took me to like a prison. Really? Yeah, the IP address was like a federal prison. Someone was commenting about you from like a federal prison, like in his cell. I mean, maybe I just didn't track it right. But it was a prison. Wow. Yeah. What happened? Wait, can I just also say I never anyone's boyfriend or any co-hosts? OK, guys, this is I don't know if this is going to cut, but. This is something that Naveen ordered for Charlie. This is called Silky Gem. It is a ticked. It's not an ad, but this is a tick tock trend. We're going to try it right now. I think green apple. One at a time and crunch into it. I'm going to go first. Here we go. Do it slow. Wait, that's really good. Is it good or is it just delicious? Well, they're all different different flavors. What is this made of? It's just like a jelly. Sugar. Do you want me to look directly in the camera as I chew it? OK, really? Don't like it? If you could let a tear come down, Brandon. This tastes like I shouldn't be eating it. Yeah, it does. Really? I think it's delicious. Like, I feel like I just ate a toy. It was in the freezer. Well, this tastes like, um, no. Yeah, this tastes like plastic. It's like plastic. Straight up. I don't like it. Not at all. It gets worse and worse. All right, so we're going to be an advertiser. I guess not anymore. It tastes like a specific kind of like toy that I feel like I've been into as a child. It tastes like rubbery things. It's like clay or something. Well, I'm still eating it. So that future stepdaughter and we're really happy about this. Wait, did she really like this? She was just like excited about trying it. I thought it was really good. I think you guys are going to love it. Silky Gems. You can get them on Silky Gems. What do they say this is? It's supposed to look like a crystal, but it's candy. Candy. You guys can stop eating it. No, I do like it. I'm fascinated because I feel like I should eat the whole thing. Well, I also. You don't mind? Yeah, sure. I will say. Brandon will eat anything. True. I will say. If it's free. I will say. You won't eat ass? No, I'm not a fan. I'm like really. Of eating ass? No, not really. You look like someone that would. No, he doesn't. What does that mean? He looks like someone who likes his ass eaten. I hate. I would. No, I hate my ass eaten. It's awful. Jason? It's awful. And you? I don't know about. I don't know about the butt. Yeah, I've never. I've never been. Very. I don't eat your butt. Yeah, no. And you don't eat my butt. You don't. No, I would. That just sounds like I'd be putting the girl through a lot by doing that. Yeah. That's my biggest thing. With all the hair back there. Well, no, I would. You'd shave, right? Oh, right. And you would bleach. You could do that. You would bleach. I'd bleach. I feel like you have a hairy butt. Well, now I do. But if I knew that was going to happen, then I would bleach and shave. What do you mean, now I do? Well, I mean, like now. Oh, because you don't, you don't. Yeah, but if I knew that, like, I need preparation for ass eating. I have a really image of Brandon, like, trying to shave the bleach's asshole in the bathroom. Like, alone. Just that image of him, like. Just getting ready for his night. Just pouring bleach in my ass. I was on, um, I was on Daily Mail. You know, I love Daily Mail. You do. It's the most unreliable news source. You love it. And, you know, they're tracking Leonardo DiCaprio's summer. Right, as you should. And he's gone to 17 different countries. And, uh, and he's got all these pictures on these billionaire's yachts. Naveen, you've, you've, you've been. That reminds me of last summer. You've been on a billionaire's yacht. What is that like? It's so fun. But the only thing that sucks is they confiscate your phone. And then they're watching you on cameras the whole time. Like, you can't do that. Like, the guy came up to me and he's like, you had four Diet Cokes today. And I was like, oh yeah. And he's like, and no alcohol, huh? I was like, no. And he's like, drink. I was like, okay. Wait, how did you end up on the billionaire's boat? I'm like, a lot of pen and paper. Like, so we. Tell me. I'll send you some information. I'm so glad you could contact. I mean, now I've got all the time in the world. Hey, you'll never have to work again. Were you rescued by Liam Neeson after this vacation? By any chance? No, but I did escape. Did you? Yeah. How? Are we reporting a crime on the podcast? My friend and I, we kept wanting to leave because we're like, okay, we're kind of over this because it's so micromanaged. But we told, I was like, let's be kind and tell them that we're kind of done with this half of the trip. We're done. We're just going to get a hotel and stay in the city. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we went downstairs to pack up our things. And then the yacht started to move. And they're like, oh, I can't do it till we dock. It'll be tomorrow. And we're like, oh, okay. So it happened like for two days. And then we finally, we got off. It happened the second day. They wouldn't let you off. Yeah. Why didn't you just jump off? Because you probably weren't in a good place. Yeah. No, no, no, no. We had suitcases and stuff, which are at the bottom, like they store them. Yeah. So we had to like, make sure we got our stuff. And do you, do you know, like, did you know who this billionaire was? Like before you went on the boat? I didn't know before I got on the boat. No. What if he was a kidnapper? What if it was going to be like that weird movie, 365 days? I truly, truly believe that I could get out of a kidnapping situation. That's like my toxic trait is I really think I could get out of it. Or make the best of it. How's your, what's your plan of action? I feel like I could talk my way out of it. Or like befriend them or make them think that like I could help them like in a way and then like find my way out. Would you be like trying to get on his or her side? Like you'd be like, oh my God, you really tied me up. Like really tight. You're really strong. You know what I mean? Would it be like that? Have you seen that TikTokers videos like that? No. It's so funny. He always like, it's like, I think it's like being kidnapped as like a people pleaser or something. Yeah. And he's like, like complimenting him the whole time. It's really funny. It's like, oh my God. He's like, wow, these are really tight. Like you must, yeah, you're really tight. Like you're driving skills are insane. Oh my God. The, the grovel that you give me to eat is just the best. Cause I can do the trunk too. If you'd prefer mask or no mask, do you care? Or you have a ski mask. You're good, right? Honestly, I did have an exposure though recently. So maybe, oh God, there's a body down here. Is it okay if I step on it or do you want me to move it full transparency? These could be tighter. No, I'm kidding. It's oh, it doesn't work. Okay. No, that's fine. If this is for a ransom, definitely try my grandma first. Least likely to get the cops involved though. My cousin, Tony, you're not mad at me, right? Like this was totally random. You're sure. Careful at the stop sign. There's always like a cop planted there to give a ticket. Would you say I'm like more or less chill than other people you've kidnapped? No, seriously. I can give you my credit cards. I wouldn't report anything. I'm just worried the banks would notice something. I know this Panda Express gift card has $25. You're allowed to go on the carpool lane because there's two of us. Just so you know. Or yeah, you knew that. Sorry. No, we're good. Thank you. I appreciate it. Oh, that's really funny. Damn. I love it. I love when people have comedy in their usernames. You know, like, like it is. Well, when I started the channel, I wrote Jason Nash comedy. Cause I was like, oh, I'm going to be doing comedy. People know that you're funny. It's comedy. You got to. Yeah, that's the worst. What if you're not funny? That is the worst. I know it is. Do you see that a lot? Naveen's like, yeah, it is. How was Lollapalooza? It was really fun, but there was a lot of people. I went in 2021 and it was right. Like, you know, when COVID was, you were allowed to do stuff again. But like when I went in 2021, you had to either have your Vax card or a COVID test. So I think a lot less people went that year. Right. And then this year it was just so crowded, but it was really fun. I honestly didn't really like drink. I just like went and like walked around and like saw all the people I wanted to see. Right. Who was your favorite? Um, I don't know. Billy was amazing. Like so incredible. Ray Cyrus? No, he's good. I wish she was into Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus killed it. Awesome. And then I saw the 1975. They're always so good. And then Lana was amazing. So good. She's so good. I love her. She's just such a good performer. Yeah, it was like, yeah, it was amazing. What's your stance on Lionel Del Rey these days? I don't know anything about her. Why? Is she controversial? No, I'm just saying in terms of her music. Yeah, I like that one album. That one album, the Norman Rockwell album. Oh, that's a good album. That was a good album. I like that one. Yeah, she was really good. She's a really good performer. Do you do any psychedelics when you're at these events? No, I honestly had like, which is shocking, but I'd like maybe two drinks the entire weekend. I just like didn't really care that much drink. It was just like so much walking and standing that I'm like. Can we get that lie detector guy in here again? I really didn't. I don't know about that. Also, it was raining Saturday and Sunday. Oh my God, wait. So how did you do it? Type in on TikTok. The people sliding. There's people. So the grounds. So Friday or Thursday, Friday was so hot, but it was really nice. Really nice out. Saturday was raining. Sunday was raining. The grounds were just absolute like mud piles. It smelled like manure because the ground was just like mud. And me and Reggie were so careful walking because we just did not want to slip. And then the next day when I got home, I was on TikTok. And there was so many videos of people just like, because there's like hills to get down to one of the fields. And it was just someone sat there all day, just recording people sliding, like falling down the mud. And then also people were having, there's two girls having a mud fight, wrestling fight in the middle of a field. Like, look at that. That's amazing. There's like so many of these videos I found. It's like they're on an ice rink. Yeah, but it's so much worse because it's mud. And then you're just done for the day. Like so gross. It smelled like ----. But isn't that what a music festival should be? Like it should smell like, do you think so? But honestly, like these people put themselves in this situation because there were stairs. It's beer. Oh, he hit his face. I've seen people face plant. Well, they seem to be having a good time though. Well, yeah, all those people are like drinking, I think. Because the sober people took the stairs and didn't risk falling. Like me and Reggie took the stairs down. I'm just done with festivals. It's just too much. Like if you want to go see one band, go to the Hollywood Bowl, go to the ******* Staples Center. But it's such a good deal, realistically. Like a Lollapalooza ticket. I actually got mine like through a friend, so I got like a really big discount on it. But like if you just buy it off the website, it's like $400 for like all four days. And like to see Billie Eilish, like the 1975, Lana Del Rey, there was also the Red Hot Chili Peppers if you wanted to see them instead, Odessa. Like all those people for $400, that's insane. Plus all the other little artists here and there. Yeah, but just the crowd and just like getting in and out of there. People love that atmosphere though. But it is a lot. You know, you didn't come. One of the reasons I was bummed you saw Oppenheimer for the fourth time is because we had people over to watch the Jake Paul, Nate Diaz fight. Dude, I'm sorry. I had to see Killian Murphy. Brandon doesn't look like a fight-watching type of guy. My family loves the UFC and fighting and boxing. I love Nate Diaz. I mean, I enjoy it somewhat. I don't go out of my way to... You're the black sheep of the family. Yeah, kind of. Everyone in my family has tattoos. I don't have tattoos. I'm not a fan. It's a good product, the MMA. It is. It's really good. It's really like... But I will say, I want to just see someone die. I really... No, because... Listen, listen, listen. Okay, let's get rid of all this right now and just say the only reason we watch these fights is because there's inherently this air of like, there's some danger here. One of these guys could actually get really hurt. That's why we watch. That's what's interesting. And I'm like, I want to see it happen once. It's the whole point. It's like how people would watch Gladiators back in the day. But back then there was no pretense. It was like, we're just going to watch people get eaten by tigers. We had such a good time watching Jake. See, I have no desire to watch that. Well, I feel like there's just something in everyone's head. It's like, yeah, what if that happens? You didn't like it. You don't like watching it, right? It was too... I like having people over to that part. But yeah, when you all were into it, you were doing the thing that guys do during a game. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he stood up. He's like, yeah. And I was like, oh, like, guys, I really get into that. I was like, you have to have that. It's just, I just don't. It's so violent. Like there was two girls fighting. There were girls. Amanda Serrano, yeah. Her face was like ballooning. There was this one girl. There was the undercard fight. And she didn't give up. Amanda Serrano just beat the crap out of this one girl for like six rounds. And to the girl's credit, the other girl's credit, she just wouldn't go down. She just took a beating to her face. Both her eyes were completely swollen shut, but she just kept going. It was kind of crazy. But I love what the Paul brothers have done. And did you see them on their podcast arguing? No. So the next day, Logan has a big podcast and he had Jake on. These clips are everywhere. Before we play it, let me just say, I think it's so interesting how competitive they are. I knew it was going to happen. Get that shot. I knew it was going to happen, too. I called it. Todd will sit where Jess is. Where's Jess sitting? She'll pop out. No, Jess is going to tag. She's tagging out. Well, Jess, you can sit with me. Oh, yeah. Sorry I'm late. Thanks for coming. So these two, these two, I have great, I have great respect for both of them. They both have been super nice to me over the years, too. I have a funny Logan story I'll tell you that I've never told before in a second. But I think this is so interesting how competitive they are. Logan and Jake? Yeah, like. And the doc? I didn't watch Jake's doc yet, but we watched the fight. We loved it. You were there. Brandon went and saw Oppenheimer instead. I sure did. Nice. For the fourth time. Oh, it's great. For the fourth time. I saw Forgetting Star Marshall four times and it came out. In theaters? In theaters, yeah. And Superbad. Because of Jason Segel's cut in it? Yeah, when he smacked it back and forth. That's awesome. I forget how to shout on it every day. I'm like, like Jason Segel. Listen to a Muppet musical. Let's do it. What is this? Basically, Logan's just like, you know, you took, I let you have a bunch of fights. And Jake is like, no, I'm my own entity. And they're just like going back and forth. It's really rare. They're having a brother fight. Could you imagine you and Jesse like? Like this? Yeah, we'll watch. But I don't know if I always have to yield and bend my personal ways. Because we are brothers and that's the sole reason. But this is exactly what I'm saying. You're literally painting the picture of you are playing both sides. When it's convenient for you. I think you're making a faulty comparison. So positive, Ferris. So basically, Logan was not allowed to bring Prime into this stadium. Well, everyone was during the fight. They're asking, how come Prime's not there? I'm like, obviously. Because Celsius wrote it out. Yeah, Jake's not going to have ******* Prime there. They said if he comes in there with a Prime, Celsius is going to kick you out. That's pretty cool. And Jake's part too. And I think this is so interesting, because this is younger brother, older brother dynamic. Yeah, that's what I was. And Logan will always be. I had this with my dad. He's younger. With my mom. Yeah, he's younger. Jake is younger. And Jake's done great for himself. I'm kidding. Logan is Prime. Oh, because he's the one that fought. He's the one who watched fights Saturday night. But what were you going to say? I was just kidding. It was a joke about my mom. Jake was the one that fought? Yeah, Jake fought in 18. Why does Logan have the black eye? Because he was in WWE. Logan had a WWE fight the same night. They both get hit in the face a lot. Which is pretty crazy that they both had that, and then he took a jet to go watch him. It's pretty cool. It's really cool. And also, people are like, oh, Logan fights WWE. It just isn't as hard as boxing. But if you've watched the clips from Logan's fight, it's insane. How athletic he is. I used to watch wrestling when I was a kid. Who? Logan. What Logan does now compared to what I would watch as a kid, it's insane. He flips off the Logan's Instagram. Like the bungee ******* things. They're not even insane. It's nuts. Body slams. Watch out, watch out, watch out. But they'll never be... Do you think that they could ever really be brothers? No, that's what's interesting about this. Does anyone here have a brother? Look at how crazy he is. This is insane. Am I the only one with a brother? I have a brother. Well, you have a brother, but brother, sister is different. I think a little bit. Are you competitive with him? Are you competitive with your brother? Oh, yeah. Brothers are very competitive. This is insane. WWE. That's crazy. I mean, what? It's pretty crazy. Crazy guy. That backflip is ******* nuts. How is he this athletic? This looks like they should go to therapy as well. That's what I'm thinking. I mean, WWE is the one that's like, it's like planned. That's the one that's like two different podcasts. I know. I have no idea what's going on. Wait, WWE is like... Let's stop and explain to Jess. Okay. WWE is the one that's like... You ever see the guys, Jess, like this? You know, you could just answer the question by yes or no. Is this a completely different thing that you're saying? I just wanted to know if... I did. I grew up with WWE. Yeah, that's a wrestling thing. A lot of them did, like, ******* the Hardy Boys. They all did, like, suck me. Yeah. So is that a yes or a no? It was a choreographed one. I don't know what's happening. You don't know if it's choreographed or not. You never know. It is WWE. Well, the storylines are choreographed in the story, because there's like, you know, macho man Randy Savage. Did nobody... It's just real. Don't ruin it for the kids out there that think it's real. Sorry, it's real. Santa's real too. I hated you when I was younger. It's real to me. But anyways, I just feel like that's super hard to be like brothers and then on that level and, like, just constantly fighting. To have energy drinks destroy your relationship. That sucks. What's going on? And Logan has a big fight coming up. He's fighting Dylan Danis. I saw that. Right. And I watch all that. I buy all those fights. Every single fight that they do, I buy. You know what's crazy? I saw something so interesting. I saw an MMA fighter bagging on Jake that he, like, fought this person, this person, this person. Yeah. I'm like, dude, it's not all about who he fights. The fact that he can sell fights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not selling fights, you ******* coward. That's right. Not coward, but ******* he's selling fights. It's crazy. Todd, would you ever fight? No, **** that. Why? Too much time and training and it's just like, I don't want to risk getting knocked out. You're too much of an artist. Thank you. Yeah. Actually, there's a news story I wanted to bring up here really quick. Is it from the Daily Mail? It's a really, really crazy news story that I think you guys would be interested in. That I found, again, on the Daily Mail. There it is. When a man stops partying, loses identity. That's for Zane. Todd Smith cleans up his life and doesn't know who he is anymore. Jason, did you just recently, like, discover, like, an AI? Dude, that's so ******* funny. I think they're so fun. Todd, is it, do you, I know you've cleaned up your act a lot. You're not, you're not, like, partying as much. Yeah, right. Does your identity, is it attached to your drinking at all? No. No, no, no. I mean, maybe a bottle of wine here and there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Full bottle to yourself? Sometimes, yeah. No. It's nice after a long day going home, having a full bottle to yourself. Of course. You also worked out three times today. So, like, a bottle of wine. That's like, that's like Shrek. That's grape juice, Zane. Yeah, I do that. Having a drink at the pond. I do that, though, like, because I eat a lot and I eat terrible and I love burgers and when I would drink, that's why I would work out so much, just to, like, balance it out. Yeah, and that's tough, too, when you're, like, you're drinking and then you you sop it up with. With Taco Bell. A bad Taco Bell. Oh, Jess knows what we're talking about. Jess, what's your? Dude, I love Taco Bell. I had it sober last night. Really? Oh, are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. You sure? Yeah. Have you had Del Taco? Del Taco tastes like dog food. When you're drunk, it tastes like heaven. No. It's the ******* best. I had it sober. Oh, it's so good. I love Del Taco. Del Taco is a big Orange County thing. It is huge, huge. It's a stoner food. Stoner breed. We got it. Oh, my God. I got it for the first time when we were driving back from Vegas after the bachelor weekend, and it was the worst thing I've ever had. It literally tasted like dog food. In your life, have you ever had, eaten literal dog ----? I never said dog ----. I said dog food, but I've eaten dog ----. No. Oh, wait. No, I didn't. That wasn't dog ----. What's your go-to drunk meal, Naveen? A burger. Yeah, yeah, you want a burger. You love chicken sandwiches, too. But it has to be kind of like a gourmet burger. Yeah. That's tough to get at 2 a.m., though. Drunk meal has to be something that's accessible at 2 a.m. I have my drunk meal when I wake up. I don't, I never, like, drunk eat. Isn't she amazing? That's really nice. She doesn't even eat drunk food. Do you guys know I'm seeing Taylor Swift tonight? You are? Yeah. I'm so jealous. Me too. Zayn. Are you guys Swifties? I'm a Swiftie. You and Zayn are? I've been bumping her all day. She's stuck in my head. What's your favorite song? Wait, Todd, I went last night. It's amazing, right? It was the best show ever. One of my friends texted me. He's like, you're gonna have the best night of your life. No, Todd, you will. It's incredible. Okay. I'm sorry. I saw someone talk about this. Wait, what? She said they went in Vegas, but it was a couple months ago. And now she's having FOMO of LA shows. Oh, because of LA shows, right? But I saw someone talk about this on TikTok that she's like an insane, like, athlete. She is like, she takes like seconds of, like, breaks between the songs. Like, she sung all 12, 10 minute version, did a quick outfit change, came back, and did another song. She's in heels. She's dancing. Three and a half hours. Her regimen has to be like before and after the show. It's like Tiger Woods warming up. Yeah, did you see that guy talking about it? Actually, he compared it. Someone was saying, like, comparing him to athletes. Being like, she must have someone like, like warming her up. She must ice bath when she's done. Her voice. She's probably getting ******* B vitamins shot up her butt. Like, everything. Sauna, ice bath. Like, how is she doing that five nights in a row, three hours of a show and giving it her all? I don't know. It's insane. Singing for three and a half hours a night. Like, night after night. Dancing in heels. I think it's the most impressive thing I've ever seen. On top of that, she could run her own country. I was about to say, if she just said, if she was on stage and she was like, let's storm the Capitol, they'd all do it. They'd all do it. It's so interesting. Like, I grew up with Taylor Swift and then I'm seeing, like, this little girl who's growing up with her and then, like, you know, it's just like, it's so cute. It's like Tyler Joseph for me. It's like Slipknot for me. Did you watch Taylor Hudson's stories when she was there? Who? Taylor Hudson. No. She went to Taylor Swift and all I can picture is, like, white girls jumping up and down in a box and it's her and Emma Pills. We love Emma Pills. Go check out her jewelry. Oh, there's one more story, actually, that I found that I think you guys would find interesting. Right. It doesn't have to do with anybody in this room, does it? I don't know. You don't know? I'm not sure. I don't remember, actually. It means pregnant. To C4 energy. I honestly, so I don't drink coffee. Says woman devotes life to C4 energy. Naveen J says C4 energy has changed her life. Holy f***. C4? I think I matched with her on Raya. You wish. C4 is the best thing that ever happened to me. We are talking about the drink, right? Not the actual C4. Yeah, not the explosives. You're not planning a storming of the Capitol, are you? Is it because I'm brown? I didn't take it there. Dude, did you just? No, dude. No. That's messed up, Brandon. I'm sorry. I take accountability for it. Should we all quit energy drinks? Are they bad for you? They're awful for you, but they're the best thing ever. I have them every day. Don't you literally have a heart problem from energy drinks? Yeah, I know. But I still, that's the thing. I have a heart problem. I still f***ing pound those things. I love them. It's like us with espresso. Yeah. I love them. But I don't think espresso does the damage an energy drink does, right? For sure not. Because isn't caffeine from coffee way more natural than the chemicals in an energy drink? Aren't there literally lawsuits against Celsius? You don't want to hear it, man. Dude, you're like, my dad was smoking. Let him kill me. I don't care. I'll go out smoking. Look, there's a study that says it's good for you. It's from 1945. When you have something that you love, you don't want to hear it. You don't want to give it up. Yeah. Like coffee. If someone asked me, like if Naveen asked me to give up coffee, like. For Lent? I'd do it, but. Yeah, it'd be tough. Would you sneak it? I would never lie to you because you're too good at like finding out. She would be like, you had coffee today, didn't you? So I mentioned this last week on the podcast that I did get scammed $6,000 on my wedding. How'd this happen? And so I was talking to Joe about it and I was like, I don't know what to do about it. Joe's like, go to the police. I'm going to walk into the police station in Hollywood. You're going to file a civil suit, no? I said go to the police and you can do that. You can file. You easily can do that. I don't mean to sound stupid, but like, what do I do? I walk into the police station and I'm like, I got scammed. You file a report. You just file a report. And then what happens? Then they do their job. Yeah. And then they will go. They're not going to do anything. You think some cop is going to be like, yeah, let me go chase this guy down. What'd he do? You never know. I mean, $6,000 is a lot. If it was like $200, probably not. It's a lot of money. Wait, what happened? Isn't it anything over $200 is federal? It was basically like, we were going down the road of like, what's that? Isn't it grand larceny? Maybe it's like shoplifting anything over $200. Is that if it's over like, yeah, it's over $200. I think it's over $900. Yes, I think. No, I think if you shoplift over $200, you can get charged for it. So basically we were talking to this guy about like doing the wedding and he showed us like a really nice property. And he was like, I'll get the property for free. And we were like, okay. And then, and then they're like, you will have to pay for some stuff. And I was like, okay. And so I wrote a check for, well, I wrote a check for $6,000 for like tables and chairs and a tent and, um, and then. Can I just say that the second, the second I met him, I was like, this man's a scam artist. I know, I know. This like two seconds into talking to him. Can I tell you what it is though? When you're, when you're in love and you have somebody like that, you're so in love with and you like want it to work, you'll do anything. Like you'll just like. Give a man that has like peacock hair. Yeah. Can you show him a picture? He's wearing a business suit. I have pictures of him. Let's put it on. Wearing a business suit with blood on it. I think you post his picture on your story and you say, watch out for this man. He's a scam artist. I found him on Google. What's his name? The only stuff about him is starting last year. He started going to like, uh, events and getting like Getty images and stuff before that, nothing about him. So I think his whole family story is fake. Everything is fake. Yeah. So anyway, and his assistant still follows me on Instagram. So is he just ignoring you? Hey, no, I've, I've been like texting with him, but I'm like, just give me the money back. Like, it's so simple. He's like, oh, I can't because of this and that. And let me text him. Okay. Let's pull up on him. SUV. Yeah. No headrests. Pull him in the car. Anyway. All right. Well, yeah, I thought you guys would have some advice on it because everyone says it's so simple. Just go to the police. Yeah. File a report. Well, have you tried that? No, I haven't. Just because, because I feel stupid walking into the Hollywood police station and being like this guy's still $6,000. North Hollywood too. I mean, I think you're going to laugh me out. If someone, I don't think so because you literally have this contact information. It's so easy. You talk to a lawyer. It's not like you're like somebody stole $6,000 and I have no idea who it is. It's like, this is the guy. You have all the information. I have an idea. You might as well try. Watch binge watch six seasons of Suits and see what you can do from there. Okay. I've never seen. You just have to threaten him. Do you open in a bag of Cheerios there, Todd? What are you doing? Don't eat next to Brandon. What? I said, don't eat next to Brandon unless you're willing to share. Brandon, why don't you take the next six months and write a movie for Todd? So he can finally be an actor because look at him. He's got the look. He's hungry. He's not listening. He's just watching. What were you saying? Why don't you take the next six months and write a movie for Todd? Yeah, this is like six months to write a movie. Oh, okay. All right, Mr. Spielberg. I don't know. Two weeks. Talk to me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Raka Raka. I've been following them since 2010. Watching their YouTube videos, like the Ronald McDonald crazy YouTube videos. I was DMing them with them in 2019. We're going to make a video together, like this whole conversation. And then I see, talk to me. And then I see at the end, directed by Danny Filippi, Raka Raka. I'm like, what the f**k? Crazy. Insane. Yeah, I know. What are you talking about? It's a movie that's out of theaters right now. Oh, guys who are talking with put out a movie. Yeah, in 2019. These guys are YouTubers, just like us. What's the movie? It's called Talk to Me. It's a thriller. Is it good? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's A24. I liked it a lot. Yeah, shot very well. But they're just inspiring because they went from YouTube to making films with A24. Well, you can do it. You just have to not make money for a year. I feel like I've seen the trailer. It's about an embalmed hand that these teenagers get. And they start to, if you touch the hand, you have to say, talk to me. Just play the- Please don't play it. I hate watching scary movie trailers. That's some good steak, man. Thank you. Wait, Todd. Not to interrupt, but like, shouldn't you be heading to the concert? No, she goes on like at eight. Oh, you're not going to go see any of the openers? Who are the openers? Oh, are Haim performing? They did last night. Dude, I would have gone for them. I love them. And they sung a song with her during the performance. I love them a lot. I saw them open for her like 10 years ago. Do you not like them? Gracie Abrams and Haim opened. She has two openers. So she had Gracie and then Haim and then she goes on at eight. And I think Sabrina Carpenter opens for her in Mexico, which is pretty sick. Sabrina Carpenter. Was she the witch? Teenage witch? No, that's Sabrina the Teenage Witch. All right. Sabrina Carpenter. Isn't that David's friend? Yeah. I don't know who any of these people are anymore. I feel like celebrities are just being made by AI at this point. You know what I mean? I'm so scared of AI. Are you? Yeah, I'm so scared. You've made eight thumbnails with AI. What do you mean? No, Ferris makes the thumbnails. Oh, Ferris. Very good job at that. I read this thing the other day. It was Simon Rich. He wrote this article and he wrote, he showed me, he goes, I'm going to show you 12 onion headlines and you tell me which ones were written by AI and which ones were written by humans. And then after you read them all, they're all really good. They're all funny. And he goes, they were all written by AI and they were written in three seconds. And then he goes on to say, and this is a great writer. This is Simon Rich. And he's like, I couldn't do that. He's like, I couldn't write those funny headlines. It would probably take me, he goes, I couldn't even write 12 funny headlines. Right. And the computer did it in just three seconds. Do you think at any point, like AI will go on strike too? Because the humans are taking over the writing jobs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have a bag of AI goes on strike? Yeah. We should make a parody about that. That's funny. You just wrote Brandon's TikTok for tomorrow. Oh, you f***ing mother f***er. I'll tag you, dude. No, put me in it. I'll put you in it. Put me in one of those. Make it first. Yeah, you make it. Todd with the zing. You have to put Todd in it. Well, it's Todd's idea. He should just film it. And then I should be in it. Actually, I don't have to be in it at all. It's his idea. He totally came up with it. You can take it. I just have impending doom all the time. Isn't that just being older? I don't know. Maybe. Kind of, right? I just have impending doom. Just like AI, just like the cost of things. Right. Like the disparity between rich and poor. It's a lot different for you. You're a little older. You have a wife and you have two kids. Yeah, I took my daughter to a really fancy school today. She had a volleyball game there. And it was insane. They were just like all in Rolls Royces. There was a swimming pool. They were all playing water polo. And it's just, you know, I just don't understand how people survive. I was looking at everybody and I was like, is everybody broke? Oh, I wonder that all the time. Yeah, like are all these people... When people go to Erewhon, Todd, there's no way people can afford Erewhon. There's no way. I know. Are people just spending their dad's money? Sugar daddy's money. People can't afford Erewhon. Why? Because... Are you saying that we can't afford Erewhon? I'm like, how much money do we have? You're like, I was promised that you have this amount. Let's take average girl that's in line getting a smoothie at Erewhon. Right. Smoothie's $24. Let's say it's $18. Okay. With tax, it's $20. $18's great. Yeah, it's $21. And then she gets a sandwich and that's another $22. So that's like $40 like every day at Erewhon. But is she going every day? Yeah, you don't know. There's some regulars and the regulars are probably the sons and daughters of rich parents because there's a lot of rich parents. And if they're a member, they get 10% back. Did you know Erewhon is nowhere spelled backwards? Is what? Nowhere spelled backwards. No, it's not backwards. It's um, what's it called? Like an anagram? Yeah. Isn't that what backwards means? No. It's like you reorganize the letters. It almost was backwards, but it's like Lord Voldemort. It's based on a novel. What is that anagram for? Tom Riddle. Oh, Lord Voldemort. I can't read it anymore because J.K. Rowling's transphobic. I can't do it. Hey, Brenton. Yeah, right? Yeah, I can't do it, dude. I didn't even watch the one, the... Fantastic Beasts? Yeah, I didn't even watch that. She wrote that. Do you know they're making HBO, or is it HBO remaking? Oh, and I think that's a great idea. Did you hear that Disney's remaking Moana? The live action? And Stitch. And Stitch? What are they remaking? Moana. They're not remaking it. They're making live action. Live action Moana that came out seven years ago. So I just think it's all over, man. I just, what, at what point? What is, what is culture? Well, I think it's crazy that like they're remaking Harry Potter when I feel like it literally hasn't been out. Like how it's... It's been 20 years. They're remaking the movies? It's been 20 years. Since the last one came out? No, uh, 15 years? No way. No, 12. Actually, it's only been 12 years. Yeah, that's very, like, close in time, especially for how iconic it was. Like, it wasn't like it was like some little movie that now they're remaking into a big thing. It was a massive, massive franchise, and they're remaking it. It just seems weird. They're remaking Narnia, and that's gonna be the third time it's been remade. It's just... They should remake Jason Nash is Married. I think they should too. We're trying, Todd. This guy called me, uh, got in contact with Jess, and he was offering to, like, give some money to make a series. So I've been working on the series, like, the last week, and then I called Brandon yesterday, and I told him about it, and Brandon was like, probably a scam. And then I was like, oh yeah, it probably is a scam. Yeah, probably a scam. They don't trust anybody anymore. Well, remake Clowder Banks or something, you know? Maybe. Do that? Remake Bozos, maybe? Oh, Bozos would be fun. Did Clowder Banks ever have, like, a season finale? Yeah. What was the hangar? You left everyone. No, we... Jason died. I became Iron Man. Episode 5. Clowder Banks. I'll send it to you if you haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen the end. Also, we're pushing our wedding to next year. We... Wait, actually? Yeah. Oh. Wait, what? Yeah, we're cancelling our wedding. Oh, dang it. I was an extra in Clowder Banks, remember? Yeah, the pool party, right? Oh my god, that's right. Guys, I think my wedding's a little more important than Clowder Banks. What do you mean? It's got millions of views. We just talked to him, Jesus Christ. Who are these people? I got more views on Instagram. Just because I see Clowder Banks. Yeah, you got Scottie in this? And he's over here crying. That's crazy. Oh, no, let's watch Clowder Banks. No, no, no, wait, wait. No, let's talk about the wedding. Yeah, let's talk about the wedding report. Because I think people want to see Clowder Banks. No, they don't. I want to show people, because if people don't know what it is, they're like, what the hell are they talking about? Are they talking about? Why'd you just turn into an Irishman? What are they even talking about? What happened to you? I wasn't intentional either. At all. What are they even talking about? Do you want a Silky Jam, Todd? Oh, God. What'd you say? I saw that. What is that? Yeah, it's the worst. Brandon hated it. It looks like Molly. It's all sugar, man. You don't need it. I'm OK, man. I'm still tired. OK, we're going to show Clowder Banks. Do you remember Outer Banks, Naveen? This was a parody. This was his parody, Clowder. Todd, you look weird there. He's a black guy. I'm a black guy. Oh, that's what it was. Was it a real black guy? No, makeup. Oh, Jake. Oh, well. That's from Star Wars, that line. That's my deck. You're with him. Oh, you turned against me. You're with him. Anyways, we're pushing our wedding. Are you? Yeah. Why? It's just too crazy right now. We were planning. We just planned it too fast. Did you want to give people time? Did you not want to be in competition with Joe's wedding? Yeah, that's part of it. Is that a factor? OK. It's OK. That's fine. When is Joe's wedding? Are you not invited? No, I was. I just forgot when it was. Oh, it happened last week. Jess, come on. Oh, it's next weekend. Caitlin said no. Next weekend. Yeah, it's next weekend. Did you book your hotel? Not sure. I haven't. You can stay with us. Right, honey? Dude, I'm a great hang. I'm a great hang in a hotel room, you know? I put my rain app on when I go to sleep. Oh, that's nice. Blast that ----. Do you track your sleep? Do you have a sleep app? You track your sleep? Yeah, yeah. How much REM you getting these days? Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out is when my REM happens. Right. Because after like from six to eight hours, I want to wake up when my REM is done. Not when it's going back in, you know? Because your circadian rhythm every 90 minutes. Your circadian rhythms get fucked up. Did you know that? My mom's a sleep technician. Really? I haven't talked to her. Dude, I'll call her right now. Call her back. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I used to, my nights as a child, she would bring me into the sleep lab and I would watch men sleep in rooms. It's pretty awesome. I've done that. I've done a sleep study. You need to have, you have a sleep app, right? I don't use it, no. I had it. I gave it away. I cured him from his sleep apnea. Did you actually? Yeah. Did you **** it out of him? Right on. I just took a shower and you guys are showering. I'm like, oh, I wonder if they bang in here. What about Clowder Bank, Sarah? You look so cute. Oh, look, same shirt, same shirt. This is like my life before you, Naveen. What was your life like before me? I don't know if it was the same shirt. Glamorous. It was? Glamorous. Well, she did just say how she was on a billionaire's yacht. Yeah, what other fun stuff did you do? But it's like fun now because it's like, you know. You ever go to an Illuminati party? I can't say. Dang it. One thing I feel bad about is like I'm so kind of set in my ways and like I feel like I like took you away from like that, like a exciting life. I can go back at any time. No, don't do that. I don't want you to go back. No, Naveen, Naveen, you can't because you might age out eventually if you get to pick your lane, you know. I'm kidding. That's actually true. No, I think she'd be able to pull at any point in her life. Probably. They're just, they get older. So then I just have to go in an older person. Oh, like a 90 year old. You get older and they say the same age, right? For her. Jess, who do you think you're going to marry one day? Oh, Bren, good question. When do you think you're going to get married? How is that a great question? Like how the f*** am I supposed to know who I'm going to marry? I phrased the question wrong. I know who she's going to marry. When do you think you're getting married? Maddie Healy. And also, is marriage even in like your mind at all? Not right now, no. But do you plan on getting married? I mean, sure. Can I be the flower girl? Yes. I want to be. Yeah, you can. Is there a spark ever between you two, Brandon and Jess? No. A spark. Did you guys want to date? No. Did you guys want to date? Who would you, if you had to marry somebody, would you marry Mike or Brandon? Mike. She would kill herself. And also, yeah, that makes sense. Her and Mike are like, her and Mike are going to end up together. We're not going to end up together. They will. Everyone says that. They're going to end up together. It's okay. You will. There's literally zero chemistry. Me and Mike are just like really good friends. I don't want to punch Mike in the face as much as I want to punch you in the face, Brandon. But see, that's the thing. That's why you guys are going to be soulmates. That's why you guys are soulmates. Because you guys spend all day together. We don't spend all day together. And you cuddle together all the time. We never cuddle together. They cuddle? They cuddle so much. No, they don't. Oh, my God. It's all over Reddit. Brandon, I'm convinced it's you on that Reddit page. It's not me. No. I never thought of that. I get a lot of karma on those posts. I'll say that. Brandon, today, he's like, I have to leave at this time. I have stuff to do. Guys, thanks so much for watching the podcast. We really appreciate it. We've got some big guests coming up next week. We've got some big guests coming up in the next couple of weeks. I can't say who they are. Who are they? Gabriel Iglesias coming in. I love Gabriel Iglesias. Adam22 coming in. Okay. I'm going to go. You're talking about him getting cut? I'm working on Ric Flair. But I have to go to Florida. Pauly Shore, maybe. Oh, my God. I was supposed to do Pauly Shore's podcast on Friday. He invited me to do it, too. I love Pauly Shore. Are you going to go? You want to go together? Maybe. Quick, name three movies. Encino Man, In the Army Now, and Son-in-Law. Boom. Why don't the three of us go together and do it? I love Pauly Shore. That'd be more fun. Hey, follow the weasel. You want your time with the weasel? You guys don't know those references, huh? I don't know the references, either. Have you seen In the Army Now? I've seen Encino Man. You haven't seen In the Army Now or Son-in-Law? He crushed with those movies. It was a big deal for like a little while, right? Just like a big while. It was a big while? A big while. A long time. It's just, you know, time goes on. I would love to go. He was huge. When MTV was YouTube, he was the daily host there. So he'd be like, wubba, wubba, wubba. He didn't say, wubba, wubba, wubba. It was his thing. He'd be like, what's up, buddy? And he was huge. What's up, buddy? And then he got movies from that. Follow the weasel. Anyways. I loved it when he was in Pinocchio movie. Wait, wait, wait, Brandon. Who are you going to marry and when? Fire right back at you. It's going to be Florence Pugh. Oh, you like her because you saw her boobies in Oppenheimer, huh? I liked her before that, pal. I liked her way before that. When she was in Midsommar. Don't talk about my woman that way. You don't talk that ---- about her, dude. She seemed nice on top, huh? I respect her too much to even talk about her body like that, dude. I'm going to cross my legs real quick. Ken and Alan. All right. Well, that's the podcast. Go check out Todd on TikTok and Instagram. His podcast. And OnlyFans. Oh, good call, Jess. It's just Manginas on there. Don't worry. Cockpix. Manginas. If you like Manginas, go check out Todd's OnlyFans. If you like Brandon. Ferris is about to pull it off. Don't do it, Ferris. So I'm going to direct one of Todd's shoots. You should do some OnlyFans directing. I'll direct your OnlyFans. Do you want to do that? It's like a fake porno or something like that. I don't know. I'm going to get you two. But we need to get a person to be in it. Yeah, yeah, we'll get someone. Go check out Brandon's TikTok. Naveen is here with me. Go check out Jess's Twitch. Go check out Naveen. You want anything on our plug, honey? Wait, what do you mean? And I love you so much. Thanks for doing this. Oh, sure. And we will. Maybe. We will. Thank you for having us on. We've been talking this entire time. I'm sorry. We've been talking over you guys. We will see you next time. Bye, guys. Adios. Bye, guys. Thanks for having us.