WE WENT TO AN EXCLUSIVE VIRTUAL NIGHTCLUB!!

Hey dude. Hey bro. You're not going to believe this. Try me. Pearl Jam released their new album. And it's on Spotify. Oh. Pearl Jam. Huh? No way bro. PJ, Pearl Jam. Jam of the pearls. They got a new album out. I didn't know you liked Pearl Jam. Oh no I don't. I don't like them. At all. But it's pretty cool that it's out. Not a fan of Eddie Vedder. Not a fan of Mike McCready. Not a fan of Stone Gossard. Not a fan of Jeff Ahmed. And definitely not a fan of Matt... What the **** is the drummer's last name? Matt... Oh yeah. Matt Stoney. The drummer of Pearl Jam. Yeah. Part time competitive eater. Part time rock and roll drummer. No way. Yeah Matt Stoney. He's definitely the drummer in Pearl Jam. He's whacking on the skins and he's like, Oh I'm gonna eat these 10,000 calories of nachos. Yeah man. I'm really starved for attention. This would be the time though, if you got kidnapped and got tied up in somebody's basement, this would be the time to do it. You know? Because you can't really do anything else. Yeah this would be the time. What is going on with Flash? Why is Flash always not there and you always have to re-download Flash? Flash is just needy man. Flash is needy. She just needs a lot of attention and it's not her fault. You know? Are you aware of Flash's previous relationships? You know what I mean? Flash got neglected a little bit a couple of times and so she's just trying to be loved like everybody else man and if she needs to be downloaded once a day, if you love Flash, you'll download her once a day. You know what I mean? You gotta accept the good and the bad. Flash will let you make your thumbnail but you gotta keep downloading Flash into your life. Yeah well I'm really sick of it. Every other program is just there when you need it. You download it once. But Flash... But doesn't that make it worth it man? Doesn't that make it all worth it? I don't know. John are you really into clingy girls? Yeah. Yeah I am. I have these great pictures of Todd at the beach if you want to see them from a few weeks ago. Yeah I would love to see pictures of Todd at the beach from a few weeks ago. Pictures of Todd from March 6th. Bro what are we gonna do? Well quit teasing me. Come on. Turn the phone around. Let me see these pics man. Come on I want to see some Todd. Can I film the camera? What's going on right now? Yeah of course. I usually make Jason's thumbnails for him and it usually takes me about 10 to 12 minutes. And Jason's been trying to make a thumbnail for the last 45 minutes. I know. I've been trying to talk him through it. I have the software. I could go on the website and make this thumbnail. John's offered several times to just do it. I offered at the beginning. And I'm going no no no I can do it. You can't have pride in quarantine Jason. This is why. Okay okay okay. Look at this look at this. I did it I did it. Let's check this out. See what's going on. You want to see the thumbnail? Yeah. Okay hold on. There it is. I'm still facing you. Oh ----. Hey that's not bad. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine? Won't you be my What the hell are you guys doing here? I'm supposed to shoot a vlog today. And I cannot have kids around. I need total focus for comedy genius to emote from my body. I'm too loud? Yes you are being too loud. You know what? Ever since you got yourself a little TikTok following. Someone has gotten a real attitude. Guys we have to make a video today. The people want to see it. You're the only two people I'm allowed to film with. And your mother she won't she won't film with me. Because someone in the comments said she looked like Martin Scorsese. It's day 417 of quarantine. And we are here. This is a perfect music as a theme song. It's pretty good. I had told Charlie that because you guys had coronavirus you and Annalise had to give Bobby away. Where is he? Who is he going to? I think back home to where he came from. Give it to us. Please. I don't know. Your dad doesn't like dogs. You love dogs don't you Jason? Yes he does. Now give us Bobby. My mom can take care of him. I'm putting her under that responsibility. Bobby. Okay I'll have to talk to Bobby about it. Bob's so cute. Yeah man. So no more Bobby. They had to give him away. He's living on the streets of Studio City. Do you think Bobby would give Bobby away? They'd never give Bobby away. They'd love that dog. Wait where is he though? Where is he? Yeah. He's sleeping upstairs. What are you doing Joe? Are you just washing your face? Are you getting out of the shower? Wait do they actually have Corona? Yeah they did have it. They did? Do you want any more? We still probably have it. I think it's like a flu. So like we're supposed to. We're gonna be feeling like weak and tired. Which we are. For like a while. And I feel like I've been feeling weak and tired for forever. And Annalise is feeling it now. She'll have like her good moments. But then she'll be like knocked out. Like randomly. Really? Like right now she's like passed out sleeping. You lied to me about Bobby. I did. I was just kidding. They didn't give Bobby away. Feel better. Today you're having a better day though? Yeah today's a lot better than yesterday. Okay good. Well I'm glad to hear it. Alright when I go to the grocery store I'll get you Gatorade. You're the best. I love you. Alright bye. Bye guys. Tell Bobby I love him. You're so musical. Look it. I'm musical. Look. That was so much harder than I thought. They were even. Sorry. It didn't hurt. I'm kidding. I got you. It didn't hurt at all. I wet myself. Now we gotta whack Wyatt. No don't whack people. What do you guys think of quarantine huh? Why don't you guys write a book? You're writing a book. You're asking us to use it for your book. True. Hey I know what you could do. What? You could do these dishes. This is dangerous. I could cut myself with a knife. So now I'm gonna eat ice cream. You already had an ice cream. Okay don't have another ice cream. Guys I'm going out tonight. Where? I've been invited to a virtual club called Quarantine NYC. I have to go get ready. There's a dress code. But it's virtual. That's right. But I still have to get in. So I gotta go get dressed downstairs. But if it's virtual then you can dress up in virtually. They're gonna see me. I'm going to a virtual club. I'm gonna party with the kids. Right from my own living room. With who? I don't know. Whoever's out partying tonight. That's right guys. I'm about to go to a virtual club. And this is one of the sickest clubs around. I'm pretty excited. Here we go. This is actually ideal for me. I mean to get to go to a club and not have to leave my house. This is amazing. Just take some money. I'm going to a virtual club today. Are you serious? Yeah. I can put you on the list. What are you doing? Why are you typing? No people. Make sure you say no people. No content. It's virtual. That's what virtual means. I know but we don't know if she knows that. I just texted her that it's really exclusive and hard to get into. Let me see what she says. I hope they card me. Guys this is Sarah. She's in New Jersey. She helped us get into the club tonight. So she's like really connected. Are you going to use your Instagram app or are you going to make up an app? Because you have to use an Instagram app at the door. I'll use my Instagram app. They're going to check our Instagrams. That's fine. Okay. You don't think this is like one big hack do you? I don't know what I think it is. I got it from one of my friends who goes out all the time in New York. And the promoter was sending it to her as like a replacement. Wow. Okay so these guys know how to party. They said they're going to kick you out and you for the rest of quarantine. So you're not going to the club if you're not ready. I'm ready. Look at it. I'm ready. I'm ready for the club. Wow. Do you see? Do you see how many people? Yeah. But I don't hear anything. Because they're muted. I don't hear anything either. I don't know if something's wrong. I think they're all muted. Look at this girl. She's dancing. I got dressed up. I can fit in. 134 participants. Does drinks on you mean you'll hit Venmo? Is everyone having same musics? Wow. See you on Zoom. You do? Yeah. With the big DSLR. Oh yeah I see. I see. I'm going to change my background. I'm laughing. That's so stupid. Wow. There's like a lot of people. And they're all got ready. And they got ready. I think they're going to get like a DJ so that nobody's talking over each other. I think someone's going to come do a set. I think that's a TikToker. Is that a TikToker? No that's not a TikToker. Wow. This is like crazy. This is way better than the club. I'm going to look at that girl's face. Isn't this way better than the club? Like I can hear you. Someone recognize me. Live kind. Jason. Hi Jason. Is that Jason f***ing Nash? Yes it is. Is that Jason f***ing Nash? Just type. Yo it's Jason. Jason how you doing? Hi. Don't send me. This girl. This girl's just literally like. She's just dancing like she's at the club. And she keeps fixing her hair. A lot of them are. I put you on my TikTok. Jason how you doing? Hey I have David's name tatted in my mouth. That's cool. Johnny. NYC. You're the best. Text. Thank you. You are too. You're trying to be like a motivational speaker. But yeah. Really you're just in an online club. Alright I got to get up and dance. Are you going to get up and dance? Yeah you got to. Guys I'm kind of really into this. Say my dad's at a virtual club right now. Wyatt's doing the lights. Look at all these girls. Aren't they supposed to be quarantining themselves? I know there's tons of people together. It's a virtual club. And they all still got together to go to the club. So funny. I like this girl. She's just like. This girl's just like lying in her bed. Like she won't even lift her head off the pillow. She's like I'm at the club yo. It says holy I'm in a club with Jason Nash. Yes you are honey. Honey why did I say honey? I'm here with my kids. I don't know how to do anything on here. Yeah. Are you hearing anything? Okay so the DJ comes on at 12. Yeah that's what they're saying. But like people actually dressed up for this. It's so interesting. What's up Charlie? You're in the club. Wyatt you're in the club. Yay. The virtual club. This is crazy. So basically they've sent a link. I can't play the music because it. I'll get copyrighted but. It sounds pretty bumping right Sarah? I think it's good. It's not bad. Somebody else in the chat goes Jason Nash is here in all capital letters. Like vlog squad Jason Nash. Oh yeah I see I see. Yo. Where lol he's hot. What did they say? They said where lol he's hot. He's 46. Almost 47. You don't have to do it like that. Are the cinnamon rolls on fire? I don't know let me look. Check. Oh Charlie these are moving quick. Yummy. Oh my god these are going to be delicious. What about the icing though? The icing. Just put it on. It's not that hard. Well. Charlie. Yo yo I'm here with my kids. Getting crunk. What does it say? It said guys I can't believe I got a shower and got dressed to sit on the couch pretending I'm at the club. But it's kind of cool. And then it says Jason looks like a concerned dad right now. This girl Mary Kate NYC is eating Pringles. Charlie White I saw you guys go to your rooms. It says yo don't you have Jason Nash and his kids are in this. Yo this is Charlie's first club. Charlie's first club. I got the dang cinnamon rolls. Alright Sarah well. I'm pretty beat. I'm pretty tired. This has been pretty crazy so I'm going to probably hit it. Well we just got the cinnamon rolls. Alright guys that's my experience at the virtual club. Well that was it. We went to the club. I don't think I'd really like being at a club in real life. You wouldn't? No. It doesn't seem fun. You just stand around in the yard and read. No. You can also get weird drinks. Not usually. Some clubs they have food. Do they have fries? There's a place called Hakkasan in Vegas. They have Chinese food. And it's also a club. It's pretty much my dream scenario. I mean I don't really like clubs. I just like Chinese food. How was your cinnamon rolls? Very good. How many did you have? I lost count. I ate two. Well I can tell you... I ate at least four. Wait a minute. I know you had four because there's only two left and Charlie had two. Yeah I had four. Is there something we can watch? You're still filming daddy. Huh? You're still filming. Can you turn my camera off? Yeah. Bye! Hey John thanks for your help man. I really appreciate it. You're the best. Do you want to see the impressions I've been working on in quarantine? Yeah let's see. I know you have to go to the bathroom but... Yeah I gotta go to the bathroom man. Ready? Yeah go. This is Jack Nicholson at Korean Barbeque. Okay go. You mean I gotta cook this meat myself? That's it. That's all I got. Okay man well I gotta go. Can we do this later? This is Jack Nicholson winning the Powerball. Okay go. You mean I won the Powerball? These are... I'm impressed with myself that I'm able to do these. I'm surprised anyone knows who Jack Nicholson is who's your age. Yeah. It's true. But I like it. But I'm 80. Yeah well hey man. These impressions. It's as good as it gets. Hey! Enjoy your sh**. And if it's good enough maybe it'll make the vlog. Yeah maybe.