•法語學習《奇先生妙小姐》 P20 - Les Monsieur Madame - Passe-temps (EP20 S1)

Mr and Mrs Pasta The residents of Joliville are truly passionate about their favorite pastas Whether they practice pottery monkey training or clog dancing Mr and Mrs take part in all kinds of activities with great enthusiasm Oh Monsieur Malchance a hive has come to me all on its own Imagine all the delicious honey I’ll be able to jar up Nothing quite like a hive of organic honey Madame Malchance but of course you know how to tend to a beehive A swarm of bees can sometimes be extremely dangerous Of course I've completed professional training How many bees are in there tell me Uh I haven't finished counting them yet Would you mind waiting until I've left with my van before opening the hive Of course not And thank you for everything Mr Malchance should be far enough away by now I need a new pastan Something's off Oh hello Mr Gracheux Welcome to Mr Tête en l'air's pastan shop Do you want to help me Let me think No So what can I do for you today Well I'd like to buy a model from you But you refused to help me build mine No I'd rather assemble them myself I'd like a model boat like the one you have in the display window No problem And here he is El Signorito Isn't he adorable Hello Mr Gracheux I love your hat I'm not sure you fully understood I told you I wanted a boat model not a puppet What was I thinking What do you make of that It's a rock drum Fill the pebbles turn it on and a few days later you'll find your feet even shinier and more beautiful I never asked you for a stone drum I want a prototype—clear I thought this was a turkey baster shop here Where was my mind Want a turkey baster A necessity for making macaroni necklaces No How about having your very own magician's cabinet Mr Sale so this is where I left you Mr Tête en l'air there you are at last I thought you'd never get me out of here Well then see you later For the last time all I want is a model exactly like the one you have in the display window You mean a large ship Yes that's exactly it Why didn't you say sooner What was I thinking A prefabricated boat construction kit Good grief Mr Airhead This is a real boat I need a miniature model—just a scale model that's all Well then Mr Grincheux know that at Mr Tête en l'air's hobby shop you'll always get far more than your money's worth No Do you pay in cash or by credit card He would say I was in a good mood Wait Mr Grinch you're forgetting your propeller That's just how it is Some people just aren't meant for boats Let's see now where I was Excellent excellent Hello Madame Canaille Adorable little monkey Unfortunately I'm afraid we'll have to cancel your performance with your furry friends But Mr Tatillon we've been rehearsing this monkey dance routine for weeks now— and it shows Really But tell me Madame Supersonique is about to walk a tightrope between Joliville's two tallest buildings Let's be honest a stunt of this audacity is far more interesting than a bunch of primates just dancing Come on She deserves to slip on a banana peel We're live from the Joliville center where Madame Supersonique who appears unfazed by any obstacle is about to break a new world record Yes exactly that Mr Happy She'll walk across a tightrope stretched between the two buildings—just like that It's so thrilling I can hardly breathe But don't forget to breathe Madame Bonheur Most of the time I remember I need to breathe but sometimes I forget More intriguing than a group of primates dancing That's exactly what we're going to prove No the monkeys we're going down Oh no no not that That's the most surprising thing of all How on earth did these monkeys manage to climb up Tell me when I can take a look The acrobatics were magnificent extraordinary Monkeys now that's a real surprise at least for those who've seen them You don't need to tell me that Can we do our dance now Sorry but it's time for us to sign off the air So see you tomorrow at Hello I'm in the mood Your hobby is very important— enjoy yourself put your hobby in the spotlight Your hobby is waiting don’t hesitate Jellyville knows just how to have more fun I'm completely zapped Sorry things didn’t work out with your bees Mrs Malchance but are you sure you know how to charm a snake Of course Anyone can charm a man-eating snake You know those pitons can be extremely dangerous Oh Do you have any idea how big it's getting But Mrs Malchance would you mind letting go of the snake once I'm out Leave with my van and already far away Once I'm extremely incredibly far away Keep yourselves composed Oops Super super Hello Planet Leisure I need a new hobby So you see everyone is happy to have a hobby whatever it may be so long as it doesn't sting or choke you