Why Trisha hasn't been in my videos...

Guys, I have new merch. Go to the link in the description. You know that? Yeah. Hey guys, welcome to today's vlog. I hope you're well. We've got a cool vlog today. A lot of you have been asking why Trisha hasn't been in my videos the last couple weeks. We had a bit of a fight and we're working through it. I don't know if we broke up. I guess we sort of broke up. Today you'll see on the vlog that, you know, why we broke up and yeah. Yo, what's up everybody? I am off to do some stuff. That was probably the worst opening of a vlog ever. I've been dealing with a new house. I've been getting furniture. I've been doing all this stuff and it's dope, dog. It's been dope. I gotta be honest with you, dude. It's really fun to shop. I've never actually bought furniture before which is interesting. I've never actually bought furniture before which is interesting. I'm 45 years old. So yeah, I'm 45 years old. I've never bought furniture before and this camera angle is not gonna work. I'm also kind of lost in my neighborhood. I don't know where I am. It is a new beginning. I'm writing a book. I'm working on a sitcom. I'm doing new things. It's been nice and it's nice to have a new space and some place that doesn't have fleas which is cool. That is not a dig at Link. Link did not bring the fleas in. I'm pretty sure it was Brandon. But listen, we are hanging out. Vlog Squad still representing. Still tight with the boys. You know what I mean. I may be 45 but I'm the one who keeps these guys young. Put some of those digital sunglasses on my face right now. Thug life. Is that still a meme? I don't know. I'm lost. But listen, I'm going over today to get my hair cut with Trisha. She does this thing where she's like, hey, let's go get my hair cut at a place you would never get your hair cut which is like the fanciest salon in the world. Fact, I hear the one and only Justin Bieber's hairs get themselves cut there. And you know Justin Bieber's hairs, they they've got, you know they've been in magazines all across the world and that's what I want to look like. I want to look like Justin Bieber. I know you guys think I'm like this guy that's like trying to be young all the time. I'm really not. I'm really mocking when I wear my hat like this. Actually, I'm not. It kind of feels good. I don't know why. I do wear my hat like this because I'm just like it keeps my brain together and I know it makes me look dumb but it actually makes me like kind of come correct. Because in life, I'm always kind of like either slumping forward or about falling asleep. But if I put the hat to the side, I don't know, that's just my little riff on hat to the side. Guys, check out the view. Mulholland, baby. I have officially made it. And it feels good. My friend, Jeff, who's my age, he was like, he's like, you know what go for it. He's like, you got to move into an apartment next year? That's awesome. Because the truth is I'm fine in a studio apartment. I think when you're like a creative person, that's like your number one thing. And then I have my kids which is my number, I'm sorry, that's my number one thing. My YouTube videos, that's like number one to me. And then then my children. But number one is a good clickbait title and David in the thumbnail. Obviously my kids are number one. And then I, my creative endeavors are number two in my life. When you have both those things, you're pretty happy. So, you know, if you see me like in this big house now, you know I would be just as happy in an apartment but I do have the house because you know, I'm going for it. I'm trying to expand I'm trying to expand my business. The house will be good, more people will come over to film more locations, it'll be better for the viewer I love doing YouTube and I love this channel. That's another part of my stress is everyday being like and I just think that um this is all so dark. I'm so sorry I'm going west at 12 o'clock in the afternoon. Big mistake guys should have brought my compass. So but you know, listen, if it all falls apart, that's life. And you know, your moms and dads, you know, a lot of your kids your moms and dads, that's what they go through every single day. Like, oh my god, how do I keep these kids alive? How do I keep money coming in? But listen, here's the deal. I'm so excited I'm super stooped. I mean that's really what it is to be a parent. Plus you know, I was going to move into this apartment with Y and Charlie and I just wanted to give them a place where you know, they can have a pool and have their own rooms and stuff like that. So that's what I'm doing I'm going for it and if you think I made a huge mistake please put it in the comments because I can still back out. We're off to the um, the frickin barber shop we're going to the montage. Yeah, I'm gonna get my hair cut and it's gonna be really fancy so enjoy today's vlog Hi! I'm okay This You want me to get cut like Brad Pitt from Legends of Old Fall? Yeah I don't hate it Tay is down for it Well that's sort of what he gave me last time No no no, but he's gonna do it messy. I said don't comb it because I know you didn't like it combed and brushed Do it like wet kind of messy so he likes it I said really short on the sides and really long at the top You want me to do it like that? Yeah. Oh no I mean only if you want. I'm trying to be Hi! I don't want a mushroom cloud either No it's really good. My hair tends to mushroom a little bit. No it's not But I'm also not trying to pressure you. I'm trying this new thing where I'm letting you do what you want I feel like I know what's best for you Yeah, I trust you Last time turned out great You did not like it last time. I didn't like it the first day. It was definitely the best haircut I ever had over time By a couple days later I was like oh wow this is a really good haircut Alright, let's do it I look like what? A homeless woman No. With a beard. Did you put product in your hair? I did put some product in my hair. Why? I don't know. Because I showered It's fine. We're going to wash it Make it look like gross. Like really bad Yeah. Show one eye Yeah. He looks like a puppy You look like a dog I love taking the ugliest before pictures ever Everyone says that to us. I go like he looks unhappy in his before picture. I'm like well yeah It's like Trisha without extensions This is the hair And like short on the side. Like short on the back short on the side. Keep all this in the front That's how long it is there Don't you think it would look good if it was a little bit longer? I guess it would look good when it's layered I think if all this was long, keep this long and this short, right? A little bit Otherwise it's going to look like it's too pale Listen to him. Listen to him. Listen to him Just at one point Your mom and your sister both get like razor cut so that way their texture is a little thinner It needs to be layered and if not it'll mushroom out Brad Pitt is what we're going for I mean he's not a miracle worker He's like I mean I can cut his hair I can't make him look like Brad Pitt It's tricky because it's got to like It's got to not look like I'm trying to be 25 But also he looks 25 But it's also I want to look like I'm 25 Does shorter hair make me look younger? Shorter hair can make you look younger But keeping it long in front makes you look even more younger because it hides more Isn't this nice back here? It looks like a mullet A mullet is when there's nothing in front There's stuff in front You know Tricia doesn't have She doesn't wear glasses and one day when she did put her glasses on she was like Oh you look completely different She thinks I'm better looking than I am Because you don't wear your glasses so you think I'm better looking than I am She doesn't even see the world for what it is How have you been? I've been good What's the latest? This is great Babe how's it going so far for you? Good I'm almost done I got here at like 11 30 Where did it go? I grabbed it I told her all my problems when I asked I said don't say anything until when you come Oh my god How come you haven't shaved? That's a good question I just I don't know I don't have any razors Maybe I should go to one of those barber places after this Oh yeah that would be fun Did you get the place? Because it's your only option There we go Why would you poison everybody about me before I walk in? I'll tell you my side of the story I believe you You are good like that These guys don't get paid enough to hear all these problems Your hair looks great These are leggings And these are boy shorts And then they sent me this top And sweatshirt You look great Do you like it or no? I do like it You're excited for Greece Yeah but it's a long ways away And we know how you change your mind Every two seconds I'm not going to change my mind But I'm holding out I'm being sweet and being calm And we get back in Greece who knows I'm kidding what happened to your sense of humor? Geez you lost that too Mamma mia Here I go again Got a Lambo? Yeah you didn't Yesterday? What kind? I shouldn't tell you I should wait until I see you Why didn't you surprise me with it? You don't care about cars you don't care about me Did you get it yet? I get it tomorrow I gotta go pick it up I rushed home because I thought You had talked to me and I thought we were breaking up So I'm like I need to go home and just figure this out Did you get your mamma a Porsche? No I got her something better I'll show you the car What'd you get her? No you didn't So this is like a little precursor to Greece I bought $20,000 at the mall yesterday and I'll show you when we get home I bought 10 purses, 10 pairs of shoes And about 10 different outfits And this is my Balenciaga bag I got for $2,000 Wow Because I'm not getting married I'm not having kids I'm not getting a house So why not blow all my money you know what I'm saying? Seems like a laudable thing to do at this point in my life I thought you were going to get that house I never heard back from them I felt like they didn't like me anyways so I was like oh whatever Well I just caught it I wonder if I need a reservation This is just open Wow this looks fancy Oh my god I love this Oh my god Look at that Wow Langoustines It looks so good What are you going to do with your Lamborghini? Crash into your new house So you're upset about that? No No I'm not mad about it I know it's going to be cold and empty anyway so It's like your last house just depressing every time you walk inside of it No it's going to be nice Okay I'm trying I'm excited to see that This will be the compilation of Trisha Paytas being abusive and toxic for 9 minutes straight part 2 I love you that's all I care about Love with whoever you want Do whatever you want Well you know I think we need to work some things out And once we do What? I don't know Do you want to get married today? The Beverly Hills Courthouse is open for marriages You want to get married? I don't know We need to work some things out You didn't ask me to get married No I wouldn't be very responsible I look cute That's my wedding outfit Cute Britney Spears in Vegas Is that when she had a bald head? No She had a crop top with jeans on And a baseball cap It's just a house for us to film in It's not It's a house you're living in and making your home I don't think I need to date someone for 8 months And necessarily have to move in with them right away It's not a big deal I'm like letting it go I just definitely can't come to that house So now I have to You know do all the driving And it's like stupid You don't have to Once a week is fine I'm getting used to it But if you're just going to be so staunch It's going to put even more stress on everything It's not I'm happy with us I'm happy with you And you got to do what you got to do You got to film more with people I get it It's your job I'm not mad It hurts to be alone every night But when we have to go find someone else But you can come stay in my house No it's supposed to be our house I deserve a time In my life where I get something that's nice Just on my own You do but it's not your own It just sucks It just hurts I'm not mad I'm not upset I just get really Really hurtful Please reconsider that That's one thing I can't do I want to be with you and I want to stay with you I can't come over to your house Maybe it's better We live far apart When we do see each other we miss each other Can I have one of your beans? Yeah I don't eat that Yours was good Mine was just tomatoes It was a 7th grade culinary class And their assignment was to make Greek food I know I'm shocked And they were like Oh that's good I like a Greek salad Or maybe this is how it is in Greece And I'm just not cultured I heard the food in Greece is really good Honestly yours was good Mine was good I liked it So do you want to go take dance classes At Arthur Murray across the street Or do you want to go get married I'll take the dance classes I told her to get married I feel like marriage is more shocking Yes I would still love to be with you in a year But no one is going to care What are you saying? I'm just saying It's a relevancy thing It's a business thing above anything else It's a thing now It may not be a thing in a year I'm not saying I don't want to be with you We're not a thing anymore I'm not thinking like that Whoa baklava Wow that looks great The fries are actually really good Sea bass and eggplant It's very tasty you want to try it No I got a lot here What is it? Flaky pastry and pistachio And honey Is it good? It's like one bite and you have diabetes I love that It's really good There's so many cool hotels Like Pirates of the Caribbean They have a themed room in Disney World Where you can stay in Captain Jack's quarters And then they have something in the Poconos Where you're like It has a water slide in your bedroom And then here in the Wilshire They have a pretty woman experience Where like They recreate the whole movie for you I was like oh that looks so fun How much is that? $10,000 You can go shopping and they give you the pearls you had And then you stay in the room and then you eat the food You go to the horse races You do everything they did in the movie That sounds so fun It must be a good experience business I thought it was so cool I was writing them all down I want to go to Amageri That's all wellness and working out There's horses and hikes and spas I like that I love to get shaved It'll never happen Should I get my beard shaved? Or should we get married? I think the courthouse is closed already No I don't think so, it's definitely open Why don't we work on our relationship Before we talk about marriage I think we're good I don't think so, I think we need to go see a therapist Okay so we get married and then we go see a therapist No it goes the other way actually Why not? I'll go buy you a ring right now Where's the ring store? We could vlog that before tomorrow We got married I haven't vlogged for two weeks That's an excitement comeback I thought you wanted to get married at Disneyland Well that's never going to happen so I'll take the courthouse Let's work on our relationship Please, we are working on it I haven't been crazy for a whole week Getting married, it's a bigger commitment than that We're going to be together forever anyways It's not even a question So what do you need a wedding thing for? Please I'm nervous to get my face shaved Like a razor on my neck Today, I'm so excited Babe, I'm so excited I'm so excited to go get rings Is this a bit? No, you don't have to get me a $300,000 one $30,000 sign Have you ever gotten one of these before? Hello? Have you ever gotten one of these before? It was great when I did it It makes me nervous Like Sweetie Todd Have you ever seen that movie? The Demon Barber of Fleet Street He slices everyone's throats open It's a Tim Burton movie It's a musical You gotta wake up You made it all a secret You have a minute Huh? She's checking me out I was calling you You were calling me? Yeah, but you were asleep I wanted you to see the face massager Holy crap Wow, you look completely different You love it? I liked how it felt I look completely different Wow You gotta get this in the Brad Pitt Yeah, I got news for you, there's no Brad Pitt today You look good Oh, my hat Thank you so much, bye Take care I wanna get married I thought you'd get off that Okay, but can we get married? I'll give you one thing, you are dogged You'd be a great sheriff Because you always get your man You're like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitives I'm gonna check every outhouse Backhouse, doghouse in this county Well, the courthouse is that way So we're going the wrong way Wow, it's that way No, we're going to your house Oh Is that it? It's the prison Close enough One or the other we're going to eventually What? That bag is useless It literally fits nothing It literally has like a dollar bill and a camera in there See, it fits stuff Look at that What's up everybody Please hit like, subscribe, tweet me Hope you guys are well I'm here in the house, I have new merch Go check it out My mom is here, we're going to go out with the kids today Thanks for watching the video Oh hi mom, what are you doing now? I'm straightening out All these wires Oh boy Alright, I got new merch mom, what do you think? Hold the camera Just hold it You can buy this at Fandroid.co Wait, you can't see it because the light, it's all black You're blacked out Oh, that looks really good