HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ... Van Life Drama 🤷

Do you know what I've been doing today? I've been sat here pondering life's most arduous questions and I've come to the conclusion that the solution to all my problems is to buy a croissant. A flaky Italian zesty lemon filled croissant. Can you believe that that is my conclusion? I think it's quite a good one personally but you know everybody comes to their own their own conclusions and that's okay. And you're probably watching this right now like yeah it's time to find another video. I respect any decision. If any other video is offering you a croissant quest in Gloria then that would be quite magical but they're not. So come with me. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. This is such a beautiful this is such a beautiful place. I have a little secret. I'm hiding the graffiti bridge in the background. Can you believe that? But yes it is most wonderful here and I don't really want to leave but equally I've kind of soaked up the the atmosphere here this morning so I think it's time that we we go on our next adventure. But how pretty is this? You can see the uh the landscape in the background too. Ready? Let's zoom in. Look how pretty it is. Plus it's actually getting really cold because the sun's going down. So come with me on a little quest baby. Let's go and do something fun. Let's go and do something fun. Welcome to my lair. Do any good things happen in here? Okay actually that's a lie this morning. I washed my hair in the sink. It was really traumatic. Not gonna lie about it. All right let's get changed into something a little more fabulous and let's go on this quest. She's sat on my bed right now. She's such a queen at the moment. She always is sitting on my pillow. My silk pink pillow. She is that she is that dog. But right now she's at the end of my bed. Let me show you. While I get dressed. Okay she's clicking herself. I'm not really a fan of the high neck. I'm more of like a loose neck feel like I'm in a vice slash look like um I'm a floating head. But other than that oh my god I really do this all. No we don't. I look chic okay. Do we like my 70s cross with 60s vibe? How do we feel about it? Let's go to the cab. Come with me. Thank you. Are you excited to go on an adventure? This is Gigi if you're new. She likes to do this a lot. Also these are like stuck to me everywhere. They're like these little these little weeds are everywhere. You can go back. Be free to the wild. Okay. I want to show you guys something. Can I show you something? It's really magical. It's in here. This is a rear view mirror and it's not only that it is a camera. A wolfbox has sent me this which we're gonna just put up quickly because I've never been able to see behind me whilst in the van. I have a rear view camera but it hasn't worked in like two years or it works but it works when it wants to work. So this is a luxury. This is a luxury. In the box you get the mirror, front camera and the back camera. So all we gotta do is put the reverse camera out back which is pretty simple. Plug this in and these into here. These are to connect the cameras up. To pop it over this. What we gotta do now is plug it in. Let's hide the wires. Boom. The coolest thing is that it's a touch screen and it has a split display so you can see all your surroundings. There's also voice control so you can use it hands-free. Show front camera. Show rear camera. Very nice. And you can connect it to the app by wolfbox via wi-fi. It's my new best friend. Links in description if you want to get one. Let's go on a mission. Let's go. Yes. Let's do it. Okay, let's reverse. We're able to freaking track this. Oh, look how pretty the water pole is. Oh, can you see? It looks so cute. Look at that. How pretty. Leads of excitement. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was such a nice drive. Let's go see if we can find a croissant in the city town. Let me put my go-go boots on. How talented is that? We got the goods. Are you ready? That's a sexy boy. Not as flaky actually as the French ones but they do come already with things in them so I like this. It's like zesty lemon. And you might notice it's really dark outside. I'm gonna do that really typical thing, you know, when the clocks change and it's like the first month. God, blimey, it's dark outside. It's only 3 p.m. It looks like midnight. 3 p.m. and it looks like that. It happens every year. I'm literally so that person though. Just so worth it. I needed coffee, damn it. Come on a second. I'm living in a van. I can make a coffee. Also, my old coffee machine is no longer in here because it was ruining my life so we got the Nespresso back. What can I say? I'm loving rural Tuscany but I miss the sea. I love seeing the sea. I think a lot of people feel that way actually. I feel trapped on land. I like being at the edge, you know, it's like I could swim away at any given moment. I could get a boat and just drive in the sea. You get what I mean? It's so, it feels so magical. I want to change the scenery so let's go. We're 100% which time we're gonna end up in. Yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Sorry, I'm just getting really passionate about this. Okay, let's go. Let's go, let's go. Okay, so we're here and we want to go here, I think. I almost forgot I have my driving glasses for when it's like really dark and late at night. I sat on them a while back so now we just... Okay, found a load of motorhomes. Okay, maybe we will park here. Hey, reminds me of the motorways. I'm filming for YouTube. Can you go away? Bye. Thank you for leaving. So sweet. Thank you. Thank you for leaving. I'm filming. Can you leave? Go the **** away, bitch. So if you park in front of my van and come to my window and do not leave in a dark car park where I do not know who you are, it's not normal to do that. It really isn't normal to do that. It's just annoying because you don't know if somebody's going to come back because you denied them. I don't know, maybe they'll do something to my van. I don't know. I'm going to try to be very chill about things and hold compassion for people but no, I'm not going to sit here and be like that is okay because it is not. I just want to observe for a little bit to see if I actually do want to stay here because if I didn't have security, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be in this car park. I would have left because I've done it a million times before when I was alone. Not that I truly think there's anything that dodgy like it'll be fine to stay here. You know what, it's just I spent a lot of time staying in places that I didn't really love and now I don't want to do that anymore. I don't like taking unnecessary risks anymore. I really don't. How mature of me. Look at me taking responsibility. That's adorable. I'm proud of myself. How the times have changed. I'm just gonna chill here for a minute. Exhibit A. I just want to see what they do. Now we have another one and then there's this guy. I've seen him once. I don't know. I just really don't want to get out because I have to walk and that's where the car is and if I'm wearing this then I guess maybe they won't recognize because I lose faces. Okay, give me a minute. Okay. Okay, you're gonna be good to go. Yes, you're an icon. You're the moment. Let's get ready to sleep because it should be really nice here in the morning. It should be really sunny and pretty and you're gonna get to go on the beach which I think you're gonna love. You know what also triggered me? Since I'm just venting. Now I'm being low vibrational. This fly is going to have something very bad happen to it shortly. This is a very low point. I'm sharing it with you. Also, last thing. Did you see the roads driving here? I have never driven on anything so bad. I really don't like saying anything bad about countries because there are so many wonderful things but why do you want to focus on the bad? But these roads. I had to take my chandelier down. That is how bad. I have not taken my chandelier down in a very long time and I've driven all over Europe. I'm from the UK. You know, I know a bad road surface. We're well acquainted. This was another level. Okay, like it was terrifying. Let's just ride the drama wave. We're gonna ride it. You know, everything else been so good. I'm kind of enjoying the drama. That's everything. Not really but a little bit. I haven't got my silk sleeping cap. I've got a silk sleeping bonnet. It's really hot. Every time I see myself in the mirror with it, I fall in love a little bit. Okay, are you ready? Let me find it. Where is it? Don't be too shocked today. I look like the Grinch or like I look like I'm from Whoville. This could be a really weird photo shoot actually. No, it's just not good. You know what? It's gonna be fine because tomorrow we're going to wake up. It's going to be a very sunny day. We're gonna go on the beach and it's gonna be excellent. Okay, good night. I was gonna take this to the beach but then I realized how much I hate doing that. Coffee should not be transported. It should be drunk in situ because every time I take coffee, to a location other than my van, it's not good. You know what? It looks cute. It looks chic. Reality is half of it's gone out the cup whilst walking. Down my sleeve, seeping into my clothing. Not only that, it's when you finally go to drink it, there will be in fact a dead fly floating around in it or some kind of mystery bug. So moral of the story is never take your coffee somewhere because you think it's gonna be a nice experience because I can ruin that for you now and tell you that no, don't do it. Don't do it because it will ruin your day. Don't let the aesthetic videos fool you. Okay, now I feel like I've sufficiently contributed to society and given some top secret information. Let's get to the beach. It's taking chunks of the horse ---- on the floor. She is going wild for Romeo. Romeo is fighting to the death for her. Unfortunately, I can't leave her on the ground because we will end up with a lot of baby GGs right now. So as much as I want that and he is the perfect size because he's like, okay, okay, we're gonna go the opposite direction. Okay, you don't need him. Okay, you don't need him. Okay, let's go on this walk. I feel so peaceful. This is exactly what I wanted. The sea is therapy, people. I'm not even kidding. I just wanna, I just wanna live right here. Right here. I don't think I'm gonna stay here tonight but after last night, I think I know where we're gonna go next but I'm not gonna tell you. Okay, well, thanks so much for watching. This is exactly what I wanted. I feel so peaceful next to the sea. I love it. It's incredible. But yeah, I'll see you guys next week. Lots of love. See you next week.