Friday Raccoon Diner Open for business

Well, you're a bandit. Don't you be mean out there. Oh God, there's one picnic table empty. One, two, three, four, five raccoons. Okay. I'll put my camera out first. Hello, what you doing? Huh? Oh, there's a little bit. Oh, that's a bandit. I'll put this in here. I'll go sit in my spot. Okay. I see the makings of a garden party there. There. What do you think? Oh, you're eating the dry food, are you? I'm gonna take those feeders in. You guys were raiding them. Yes, you were. I see you, Woody, standing up down there. Oh, my. I'm a little stiff. I was out cutting grass today. First time, first time I drove that thing. Angie usually drives it. She does all the grass cutting. And I did a little bit of whippersnapping around the front of the house, and I got some here to go, and then the side. And I got to do up around the garbage bucket. I'll do that tomorrow. Yeah. You ready? There you go. And what are you doing, little girl? Huh? What are you doing? You're just Daddy's girl, aren't you? Yes, you were. Come here. Come here. She's my baby, that one. She's my baby. Yes, you are. Little ears. Go back. She knows I'm talking about her. There you go. That's a big one there. Gotta finish the dishes. I got to talk to my granddaughter today, face-to-face, and my daughter called me first, and then she flipped the phone over for me to talk to the little one. Anybody in the ground? No? So we got five. Come here. Here you go. I had to clean out all these buckets. They were all full of gumstuff from the cookies. I shouldn't have said that word, because she'd be looking for them. Yeah, look. She heard me. She heard what I said. She was looking around. You eat your hot dog. I'll bring them out after. There, we got five up there. You ready for another one? There you go. So anyway, I'm going to fill this up one more time, and that's it for the night, because I got the door gone all the way. I put it in the shed. The two ravens are down here banging at the door at six o'clock this morning again. And what it was, even though I had the door laid down, they were tearing at the screen, even though it was ruined anyway. She wants cookies, huh? You eat your hot dog. No, you eat your hot dog. Yeah, but you said cookie. You're some smart. You know that? Yeah, she wants cookies. She won't stop until she does. Don't you get mad at them. It's not their fault. It's not their fault. I'll bring out some cookies, okay? You want a cookie? Just a minute. You want a cookie? Oh, you're spoiled rotten. You know that? You're spoiled rotten. I have to get the cookies. All right. See you waiting. She's waiting for her cookie. Aren't you? I opened my big mouth, didn't I? Huh? I opened my big mouth, didn't I? You heard the word cookie. All you... All you do is eat the cream off them. Well, now they all want cookies. You want another hot dog? You want another cookie? Grab it. You little pigs. She took two. There's a couple down on the ground down there. You want another one? I'll throw some out the ground. There. All right, cookie time. Isn't that funny? She knew what I said. You tell me they're not intelligent? She heard... She heard the word cookie, and she... She was fine eating the hot dogs. Here. There you go. Oh, you want a hot dog? Yeah, he wants hot dogs. You want to get another one? Isn't she cute? I just love her to death. There. Bandit. You're not even eating all. You don't eat the icing. Here. You want another hot dog? You're into the hot dogs right now, aren't you? Yeah. Well, there's Woody. Sorry, Woody. I didn't mean to do that. I threw a cookie down there. They're fighting over. Here. We got a garden party started. I know you want a hot dog. Yeah, you want hot dogs. You want another cookie? You're gonna wash it. That's what makes the water all gummed up. Listen, you. You're not even eating them. All you're doing is eat the frosting. Bandit. She's the one that has... She doesn't have the black mask. Plus, she's gentle. Those all-out doors. Well, to us, she is, but the rest of these fellas, she couldn't care less. She gets mad at them. He's still eating the hot dogs. You want a cookie? Here. You want a cookie? Oh, you want a hot dog? Well, just a minute. Here. Here. Look. Oh, you're gonna eat the dry food. Here. Have a hot dog. Yeah, that's what he wanted. Well, I know what you want. There. And he wants another hot dog, don't you? Yeah. Here, little bit. Here. There. You got a cookie? You want another cookie? There you go. What do you want? What? Your feet are all full of cream in your nose. Huh? Boy, you're ever woofing down them hot dogs. Here. You want one? No, he wants a cookie. Here. That's a little bit. Woody. Here, Woody. There you go. Well, these fellas aren't starving. They're not starving. What are you growling for? You're hogging all my cookies. You want a hot dog, don't you? Yeah, he likes the hot dogs. You want another one? No, you want a cookie. Here. Here you go, Woody. Here you go, buddy. You get a cookie. There you go. How many of those have you stripped and ate, huh? We're down to three left, bud, and I'm not opening another package. Here, Woody. Here you go. You want another hot dog? Here. Oh, I know. You want, you want a cookie. That's the last one. Well, that's it. There. That's it, folks. That's all she wrote. That's all she wrote. Put that in. The heat's on there now because it's getting cold out. I got two jackets on. A little bit. There's a little bit. He's getting bigger. He's getting bigger. Yes, he is. Getting to be a big boy. You gotta eat up them cookies. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna get those feeders in and I'm done for the night. Yeah. Just going around to see if, uh, she get all the cream. Cleaning every cookie. You don't eat them, do you? Anyway, I'm gonna call her tonight. I gotta get those feeders in and, uh, finish my dishes. All right. See you later, folks.