Birthday Surprise | Max Amini | Stand-Up Comedy

Okay, I'll try. Go. Su-en? Yeah? Su-en? Not bad, yeah? Not bad. Did you move to US to go to school or you're a spy? You're the cutest, most beautiful spy I've ever seen. Student? No. International organization? Wow. Sounds like a Chinese job. Nobody can organize everything international. Did you just make that up? Yeah. So what is that? What do you internationally organize? Co-workers from different countries. You have co-workers from different countries. You sound like a spy. I swear to God. We all work together to destroy America. Who's the girl next to you? Is she your friend? Oh, you got a black friend? What? This is really international right now. Friend, what's her name? Oh, thank God, Misa. Tell Su-en to change her name to Susan. So you guys are friends and you're friends through the international organizing? No? You just made friends where? You live in the same building? Okay, Misa. Have you done a background check on her? So Misa is your American friend, right? Yeah? I'm African. Oh, you're African. You're not even American. What country in Africa? Libya. Namibia. I know exactly. Namibia right next to Uzbekistan by Ukraine. Namibia. And have you guys learned from each other's culture? Very similar. Oh, African and Chinese. Very similar. Su-en, can I see you twerk? I just want to see the similarity. Misa, do you have any fortune cookie in your pocket from Africa? Bella, thank you for coming by yourself. That makes me very happy. That's so nice. What do you do? Are you a dancer? That bag is not for... Really? Radiology? In the radiology center you strip? That's so fun. Can I come there and take a picture? I would love for you to do my x-ray. You'll find something amazing. And are you single? I'm actually a recent widow. You're a recent widow? Give her a big round of applause for coming out and laughing. Wow. Oh, my love. You're so sweet. I feel really guilty about the stripper joke I made about you. I take it back. Oh, Bella. You're very sweet. I love you. I really love you. And I wish you such an amazing rest of your life. Yeah? Because you never know what's gonna happen. And I want you to live every moment to the fullest. You made my night. And the fact that somebody is going through such a hard time and they come to watch comedy, it's very special. You're so young. You're so beautiful. You should go out there and meet people and find love. Live life every day knowing that it's not a long journey. We're all gonna go to the same place as your husband and where my dad is and everybody else who's lost a loved one. They know life is fast. So let's live it today because it's gonna make them happy. Yeah? Any other widows in the audience? I have a huge widow following. What is the word for a man who loses his wife? If a woman is a widow, what is a man? A widower? A man who loses his wife is a widower? Oh, I didn't know that. You know why? Because men never complain when their wife dies. Is it somebody's birthday? So what do you think is gonna happen? You put the crown and we're all gonna be like, Oh my God! Your birthday girl is here! Okay, fine. Give her a big round of applause for her birthday. Is it the four of you came out together? Besties? Let's give the birthday girl some love. Sweetheart, what's your name? Nicole. And where are you guys from? California. California? What the **** are you doing in there? What nice friends. You guys are such beautiful friends. You like her so much that you're like, we put this ridiculous crown on her head in front of 1,500 people and we sit there like, Okay, let him pick on us and make us feel stupid as we are. Nicole, what do you do? You do beauty stuff? Botox and fillers? You do that? Or you receive that? Both? You put some on? So right now, you're having a good time, because I can't tell. Okay, good. I need you to hold How wonderful! It's your birthday! You know, you're such a darling. For your birthday, I'll do something very special. I'll pretend I'm a candle. I'm a joke, but Cal says, growing up, is it Halloween? The white girl got it real too fast. Callie got it so fast, like, guys, this is amazing. You came with a card in your hand. Are you the daughter of the lady that gave me the card last time? You're sweet. Where's your mom? She's in Iran right now. She got captured? Can you help out the situation? Your mother is so sweet. Her mom came to my show last year. She gave me a card, and I read the card, and I opened the card. I didn't read the card, because when I opened the card, I realized she put her number, and she gave me her address. now my stepdaughter showed up tonight. Good to see you, my love. Now there's another letter. I think this is from your mom, too? This is from both of you. Thank you from International Organization. Thank you. Oh, my God, it's a book. I love her so much, I licked her letter, okay? Mommy! They're such a beautiful family. Make sure you come every year and bring your card. I'm a very emotional person. You're going to believe me, but I'm going to take this home. I swear to God, I'll take it. Before I go to bed, I'm going to read it, okay? She has a message for me? Oh, so you give me the card, and there's a message verbally. What is the message? She told me that she doesn't like me. That she loves me. I was just going to read the card. Now I'm going to have to read it and masturbate. Tell mom I said that, would you? Tell her that. Sincerely. Nicole, I take the candle off the table. I'm sorry. I only got one shot in this situation. I have to give it to mom here.