Best of Kim Kardashian Doing Things

Hi, it's Andy. So great news, this is the last Haunted House after 19 seasons that I will ever do. That's the good news. The bad news is I still have to do it tonight. We are, of course, at Halloween Horror Nights here at Universal Studios. Look who I'm with today. Just, you're wondering, who's he going through with? The one and only, I'm a first timer. It's not unusual to get startled. It's not unusual to pee a little, at least for me. And here's what's unbelievable. And this is very COVID safe. It's COVID safe. All the protocols have been followed. And is there anything else I need to say? We're going to get started. Oh my god! That's what I mean. See, I was tricked! You know what? It's, seriously, that's unprofessional. Here's the only thing, and sometimes if I get nervous, I grab. OK, the touch. OK, I just want to make sure. My shoes have, like, this tiny heel, and I'm, like, freaking out because I might fall. I don't know. I'm just nervous. You're nervous. OK, I have no idea what I'm getting myself into, by the way. I haven't seen any of these. I'm super brave. That's the first thing you need to know. Come inside. So here we go. This is actually well lit, so nothing usually happens. A lot of it comes from behind us, so if you want, yeah. See, that's what they do. It's a warm up, and it's good, and thank you. Here's the best thing to know. Walls. It's not even a real thing. Do you like this feeling? Oh, what? After you. Feel the solid. Kim, you witch me. That's the other thing. Side by side, guys. Side by side. Don't scream at us. I'm sweating. We saw that. Sometimes you don't. Remember, one time. See, once they're out, you're not scared. I leave this at my house to scare the ---- out of my kids. Why would you do this to your children? You're here, and you're here. I'm sorry about that. It's OK. You can jump on top of me. Look how calm we are. You like this. No, I don't. I'm just getting like, ah! I told you. But we're almost. They're really missing an opportunity to not get us from behind. That's, what the **** is that? OK, we got it. And there's another one. Good, it's fun to be in the front, because I don't. OK! You saw it. OK. See? I got this. That's where the pee-a-little happened. OK. I'm really into these. What is wrong with you? The same person! It's just you. I told you. I got scared of you. I told you. It's not fair. Stop! How many times? Dummy, that's not real. This is all, honestly. All right. Please. What? You can't like, Johnny, it's not scary. You can't rattle me. God, you're real! ------- legs. I have to bring my kids here. Your kids here. How old's your oldest? Eight. Don't bring children here. What are you screaming? How many times? God, ****. As you can see, we braved it. That was it? It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be it. Stop it! Ellen, I hope you enjoyed the last ever time I do this. Kim? I hope you enjoyed the first time I did it. And like, ah! Goodbye, Ellen. Goodbye. Ah! Climb! All right. Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian West. And today, I'm in the hot seat to answer Ellen's burning questions. Now, I'm a little bit nervous on what you're going to ask me, Ellen. But I'm an open book, so bring it on. A secret you kept from your parents in high school. I used to cheat on all of my tests. And we would wear uniforms. So I'd wear this little skirt. I would flip up the skirt and write all of the answers in, like, washable ink. And what is the teacher going to do, ask you to lift up your skirt? Like, sexual harassment. Your favorite body part is? My upper stomach, if that's even a thing. Or maybe, like, here. If you had to listen to one Kanye song for the rest of your life, which would it be? Well, I listen to the song Amazing almost every single day, because it's my daughter's favorite song. Your first celebrity crush. I think I was obsessed with Johnny Depp. Who has the better fashion sense, you or Kanye? I mean, natural fashion sense, probably him. I think I've, like, learned to grow into it and learned to really love fashion. I'd say it's, like, a tie now. Your number one style icon is Cher. My, like, dream of life would be to look in her closet one day and just, I would die. I would die. In a movie about your life, who would you want to play you? Kylie? The Snapchat filter that best describes your personality. Maybe the pig? A sibling you would and wouldn't want to be stuck in an elevator with. Khloe would entertain you the entire time. Kendall would not, because she would have such bad anxiety and freak out and just be crying, and it would be a lot. Describe your honeymoon in one word. Blissful. Your go-to drink at Starbucks. I don't really drink coffee, but if I have to have one just for to wake up, I'll have the smallest size white chocolate mocha with whipped cream and take, like, three sips. Which Sex and the City character are you? I've always been such a Charlotte. She's, like, kind of conservative and whatever. And I know you guys would never believe that, but I swear in high school, at least I was. The craziest thing a fan has asked you for. Ask me to adopt them, probably. But, like, seriously adopt them. Do your best Kourtney Kardashian impression. She's just like, yeah, OK, yeah, yeah. Did you hear that, Ellen? I think I just broke the internet again. My bad. So earlier today, we asked you to do a tutorial, and then we surprised you while you were doing it. So I want to show everybody what happened. So Kim's makeup line, as you know, is very, very successful. And it's going to be like, well, it is a big, massive range. And I just love it so much. And I really want to use it one day. I think you're going to need this. Oh my god. Thank you. It's so nice to meet you, Reuben. Hello. OK, I'm right here. Don't faint. I'm here. Thank you so much. Oh my god. It's so nice to meet you. Oh my god, is that Jen? Yeah, hello. I got the whole glam squad. OK. But you don't need it, because you look gorgeous. Hey, guys. I'm here with Kim. Hey, guys. She just came in to surprise me, and she brought me her makeup. We're doing tutorials today, and the next time you see us together, hopefully I'll be his victim. I want to be in the chair. I want you to do my makeup. Yeah, we'll have to do that. OK, you ready? OK, bye. So cute. How about that? That was amazing. Yeah, her makeup, her makeup line, everything she touches, everything she does is amazing. But the makeup line is huge, right? Yeah, it is. You can't even get it. A bunch of people who have worked for me, I want to thank them. This, of course, is Biff. Sally. Biff, what do you want in there? She's making it for you. Can I do some of the brownies? I'll get the brownies. OK. You keep mushing. Oh, thank you. Yes. Some more sprinkles. Some sprinkles? Yeah. Thank you. So we'll just do this. Can I try it? Is it good? You'll love it. Yeah, I'd like some ice cream. What? You could learn from Kim here. Wow. She's been to a full stop. Biff, look what you did. Thank you. There you go. All right. I'm going to go with Kim on this one. Wait, no. What happened? Can I get a cookie crumble? Sprinkles. Sprinkles for the man who tinkles. That's what we call them around here. Thank you. Different kinds of cookie flavors. Latin first. Chop, chop, fold, fold. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but it's legal in California. The first cookie combination. The first time I ever smoked weed, I went and ate the biggest Cold Stone ever. I don't know if this is legal, but the first time I slept with a woman, I went immediately and ate the biggest Cold Stone ever. Anything else? No, that's good. That's good. It's dairy free. I love it's dairy free. Ellen gets all bound up from dairy, so I'm glad this is. Great, thank you. I'll get a little whipped cream on top. You want whipped cream? You're very, very demanding. Thank you. Good. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Frederick? Thank you. OK. Thank you very much. What would you like? That was hard. That's what she said. Thank you. Oh, OK. Just a little. Thank you. The whipped cream challenge, where you do it, you know? No. No? I'm not into your challenges. Well, you haven't seen this? What? All right. And she hits her thing, and it goes in the mouth. Hit it. What? Go. Do you like Cheetos? I do like Cheetos. All righty, then. Great job. Probably don't do this in the stores. Sarah likes broccoli with hers. We have a big line. May have to start the show and just leave you out here. OK. That's good. Because you're not on till later. I got it. Please try to dress up for the show, though. All right, so it's a five-second rule. It's very easy. Basically, tWitch is going to ask a category, and I'll have to name three things in five seconds, and then hit this after I say it so we can see how many seconds. OK. Ready? I'll start. OK, Ellen, name three things you do in a bar. You drink, you dance, and you talk. OK. All right. All right, Kim. Yes. Name your three favorite body parts. My stomach, my lips, my nose. Ellen, name three things famous people shouldn't do. You shouldn't do drugs, you shouldn't get arrested, and you shouldn't yell at people. OK. Kim, name three reality shows that you watch. Keeping Up With The Kardashians, I think of spin-offs, and then I didn't want to name those people in spin-offs, and so I was like, ah! Anyway, I'm winning. Ellen, name three nicknames for Portia. Sing, love, baby. OK. Kim, name three things you shouldn't call Kanye. Asshole, idiot, stupid. OK, Ellen, name three things you shouldn't call one of your guests. Boring, dull, stupid. All right, Kim, name three things that make you laugh. Kanye North St. Ellen, name three terms for hooking up. Getting down with it, hitting it hard, doing the dirty. Hitting it hard. I have never said any of those in my life. Hitting it hard. Baby, you ready to hit it hard? Oh, boy. OK. Kim, name three things you do when no one's looking. Take selfies, pose naked. Look in the mirror. I know, there's nothing that you do when we're not looking. Nothing. Yeah. OK, Ellen. You're beating me. Still winning. Name three things you yell when you stub your toe. Ah, bleep. OK, Kim, name three people you think are hot. Kanye, Ellen, and Portia. Ellen, name three things you wash in the shower. My body, my dog, and clothes. Sometimes I don't want to put a load in, so I'll just take it. OK, Kim, name three things you're really good at that no one knows. Cooking, smelling cavities, and numbers. Anything with numbers. I think I got that. Anything with numbers? I used to have, you could say any number, credit card number, any really long number, and I used to be able to memorize it. If you said it once, I would know like three numbers. 9, 20, 4, 3. I'm not good anymore. After kids, that went away. Oh, it went away? Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. You lost your talent after children? Yes. That's terrible. All right, and you smell cavities. I know that, because I saw the show. Because you could smell his, you know. Yeah, that's a bad thing. I even give someone a hug, I can automatically tell if they have a cavity. And it's like a struggle in my mind if I should tell them or not. You should tell them. And what a horrible gift to have. I know, it's so weird. It's just so weird. How close do you have to be, like? Just like a hug. Or if I'm like sitting like this. See if he has to be hugging him. I just got so insecure right now. Hug him. See if he has a cavity. I don't smell one. OK, good. I don't smell one. Good, thank God. OK. All right, good. You can really smell them. But you should always be honest and tell people, because it gets worse if they don't take care of it. Let's continue with the game. OK. One more. Ellen, what are three ways to decorate your house for the holidays? Oh, well, by Ellen, attire, of course, and candy canes, and garlic. All right, one more. We'll end it with Kim. OK, Kim. OK. Name your three favorite sisters. Chloe, Kendall, and Kylie. That's a shame for the others. OK. You can get Kim's new fragrance at kkwfragrance.com. It smells delicious, you guys. We'll be right back. We're back with Wes and Tracy Ellis Ross. And you're both famous moms. And you both have famous moms. Never have I ever forged my mom's signature. No. Oh, you have? I've got it down. Really? Never have I ever caught my mom singing Diana Ross' song In the Shower. Never. No. I actually have. Sure. Not only In the Shower, but she did this whole video with her girlfriends with their babies singing Baby Love. Is that your mom's song? Yeah. And they did a whole music video. Oh, that's cute. Never have I ever snuck someone into my bedroom without my mom knowing. I mean, I've done nothing. I've had such a boring life. But I would say it was more Chloe. Wait, you snuck Chloe in? No, Chloe would do that all the time. No, now she's just outing Chloe. It's got nothing to do with her. But I'm sure I have. Never have I ever lied about who my mom was. Oh, I say my mom's Barbra Streisand all the time. Never have I ever walked in on my mom with a guy. Oh, god, I've never. I've heard her. I live with her. So I've heard her from downstairs, and that's just as bad as walking in. I like literally put the covers over my head, and so I guess I have. That's horrible. That is really, that's really awful. I'm sorry I asked that question. I called all my sisters and put it on speaker and was like, what do I do? Did you put it on speaker? Yeah. I couldn't get a film crew there fast enough. I would have done that. Always the duck face? I love duck face. Well, it's very flattering. OK, you're about to need another spray tan. And are you ready for this? I am ready. Really? OK, and we're going to take selfies of me doing it. OK, good. This will be great. All right, let's see. Let's open it up. It's going to be cold. I know. Such a good cause, though, right? Oh my gosh, OK, wait, hold on. It's cold just to touch it. Oh, Kim, this is a lot of water. Oh my god, I don't even want to see this happening to me. Ready? Yeah. I'm Kardashian, and we both send out tweets a lot. A lot. And you have a lot of followers, a whole lot of followers. You have more. And I have a little more, but you have a lot of followers. I think I got in trouble yesterday on Twitter. The other day, I tweeted on the plane while the air marshal was sitting next to me. And he told me, and I tweeted it. But I asked, and he said, yeah, I can tweet. And I think I got in big trouble. The TSA put out some statement. Well, why did he tell you he was an air marshal? I think he didn't think I was a threat to the flight. I think he was flirting is what he was doing. That's what he told you. And then when I got off, he showed me all the other marshals that were on. Well, he was flirting then. If that's what he's doing, he's trying to show off, that guy. He was really nice, though. I learned a lot. I felt safe. Really? Yeah. Good. How many were on there? I think two or three. That's good. That's good to know. All right. So you send out a lot of tweets, and I send out a lot of tweets. A lot of people send out a lot of tweets. There's a lot of tweeting going on. And so I'm going to read a tweet. I'm going to guess, because I don't know if it's yours or not. And we'll figure out whose it is. The first one is, ow, I just picked up the curling iron by the hot part. Can you guess? Well, I'm going to say it's you. That was me. Really? First time I tried to curl my hair, I picked it up. And instead of taking care of my hand, I tweeted. How can I, you know, it hurt. But it was my thumbs. I didn't get my thumbs. That's why you have so many followers, because right away, you let people know what's going on, instead of taking care of yourself. I think I had a dream about dinosaurs last night. I don't know who that is, but I don't think it's you. That is me. It is? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. It's not me? I was wrong. No, that's rude. I admitted I was wrong. You had a dream about dinosaurs. I did. You know when you wake up, and you just don't really remember your dream? I thought I had a dream about dinosaurs. And so you tweeted that out? Yeah. OK. I was wondering if anyone knew what that meant. Oh, I see. You were looking for some, did anyone give you any insight? No. OK. The hardest part about motivating myself to run is finding matching socks. Is that? That's not me. I'm motivated to run. OK. Who said that? Do we know who said that? I would say Taylor Swift. You're right. How'd you know that? I follow her. Wow. That's what I know. But you, I do too. But you remember all of her tweets? All right, just got my apartment, my apartment, I just got my armpit hairs lasered off to Lou Razor. I wouldn't say the word armpit. I would say underarm, but I wouldn't say to to Lou, so definitely not me. I can't imagine who did that. That seems wrong. Who said that? Kelly Pickler. Why would you laser off your armpit hairs? I do. You do? People do that? I pretty much laser my whole body. They're there for a reason. They got to, I mean, you shave them, but to take them completely out. First of all, it feels so much smoother. I just lasered my arms yesterday. I'm like a little hairless chihuahua. Well, never mind. I don't want to know. Other people may, but I don't.