Asmr - Rude English Gentleman's Toy Store

Can I help you to spend a lot of money in this toy store today? What do you mean you don't know? Do you even know what toy store this is that you are standing in? This is the toy store of all toy stores. The toy store in which all my customers who come in and come in to see me and spend a lot of their money in my toy store. And they purchase the finest, the best toys they can lay their hands on. Which is recommended by myself, the owner of this toy store. And in turn they purchase toys, take them back and give them to their descendants to play with and enjoy. When my customers leave the toy store, and I say customers, they are my friends. And I'd like to think that I'm their friend also, even though I take an extortionate amount of money from them. I like to think they, and they do come back and they spend more. And the process begins, it goes round. Unfortunately, I haven't seen someone like you in my toy store before. You have older people who look like they're ready to spend a little bit of their money to purchase some toys for people of a lesser age, their descendants type of people. Of course, I allow into the store because these are dedicated human beings who have a passion like I do in this toy store. My passion is very much accepting money from the people who purchase things in my store. Everyone has their own passions. Yours is like looking out of place in wherever you are, no doubt. That being said, it looks like that you are not familiar with purchasing ways in which the shop is run. So there's the introduction to the toy store. As you can tell that we've been around for many years now. And this is a notorious store for all families and younger people in this area. And they always have the best toys that they can play with. I have a vast selection. What usually happens is my customer, this being you, if you are indeed willing to spend anything, I shall take that as a possibility. So the process is you tell me about what you're looking for, purchasing for, what kind of things this person likes, and then I will take a moment of your time and go and find potential toys that you're interested in. Come back with a selection. And usually that is the selection which the customer wishes to purchase. That's how we run things in the store. If you get a selection presented to you and explained, we here in the toy store find it incredibly, incredibly rude. Any of the suggestions and then leave, purchase in the items which have been bought. That is the process we have here. This has been a well-known trait of this toy store and everyone in the area knows about it. So the person in question you are purchasing for, please tell me what you... Okay, interesting. So you are a younger person to give a present to. I bet you are. Okay. And what is it that this younger person likes to play with in his spare time? I see. So no doubt likes the action adventure type scenarios into those kind of movies. No doubt. I expect your child has had a very educated TV orientated lifestyle so far, of course. So you're looking for something adventurous. Something that can take you outdoors. See, of course, this could potentially be revealing it to me. I feel like I can pick the things you... So if you bear with me, going with what you've told me so far, I think bring a selection of toys. Okay. So you remain there. Of course, all the toys are on the back. This way, we can make sure that yourself don't get any ideas or taken touching the toys. As of a lot of my customers will know if a toy has been touched by someone like you. Okay, so you remain there. I'll be... I'll find something to cater for your needs there. I didn't just notice you were heading for the door. You were just looking outside the window. Okay. Well, I do hope so. The selection I have brought for you. The first thing you said that you would cater for was the action and adventure. And this younger person enjoys the delicacy of chopping things up, being in battles and sword fighting. Perfect. Well, I have the perfect thing for you here. This is, and it's very expensive, mind you, is Todd's sword. And this sword, in particular, stands out from the other swords you will probably find in really rubbish toy stores. This is a quite authentic and well-brewed sword. So let's take a closer examination of this particular toy. As you can tell, extremely well textured. So this will really feel like the real thing. The pommel at the bottom is perfectly weighted to counterbalance the sword. And of course, it's textured. This toy, in particular, person who wishes sword fighting and wishes to bring out the medieval side of them, which I'm sure dwells in all of this particular sword, is that it is textured perfectly. The hilt, scabbard, everything is beautifully crafted to really replicate the medieval knight's sword. So I think the person that you are purchasing this for will indeed have a great time with this item. You see, relatively with the selection here, which can only mean a good thing, is that you are interested in purchasing this particular excellent. Well, as soon as I brought it out, I just knew you would be surprised if I saw you playing with the sword outside, as I know you have taken out for a little swing. But of course, remember, this is what you don't wish to give. So the medieval knight's sword would be a fine gift. So we should pop that. So the adventurous aspect to this person you are purchasing these toys for. So I went with something which is very familiar, especially in this area, and it's a sci-fi themed weapon, or selection of weapons, which might take your fancy. We have here is extremely, this, I believe, is the lightsaber of the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. So something I noticed that this person, probably still is you, enjoys imagining things, being immersed into a scenario. So this is perfect. The lightsabers are always a great purchase. Now, these aren't the normal everyday lightsabers. No, no, no, no. These are the expensive lightsabers, and with that expense comes fine recommendation. The purchase from this store, of course, which guarantees you that you purchased from this store itself, and also that I myself handled this particular product. So know that it has been well looked after. So the expense covers all those when purchasing this lightsaber. So with this lightsaber, it is red. It has detail on it to replicate Darth Vader himself. As you can see with the hilt, that it is quite accurate to his own lightsaber. So this person, if they wish to be a Sith Lord, then this toy will be perfect to serve that call. So it comes beautifully packaged, as the majority of Star Wars toys do. This is something that you yourself are interested in. Of course, this has vibration in the lightsaber. The sound effects also are a part of this lightsaber. When it ignites, it goes a blazing red. So this truly is the Sith adversary. So I picked out the lightsaber for you, as I figured that this youngster would probably... My suspicions were somewhat aroused when you yourself looked a bit shifty and shady in that grey area. As I get the feeling that you are the one who wished to play with these toys. And of course, that is fine. We just don't, in this store, you don't look like someone who really has choice. So you need someone to play with. So this will suffice for that need. You could give this to a friend, or shoot. So this is a great toy. Blade is shorter than Darth Vader's one, but it is to be accurate with the movies. As of course, Yoda has a smaller lightsaber. So if indeed you are planning on giving these to a young man, then fix doesn't end there. There is one more thing. Force purchase. To go with the collection of toys, and of course, this has the ignition button. I should put that there. Force effects lightsabers is the packaging that it comes in. You can literally just pop it back in there. These lightsabers always come well packaged, and always are a great seller in this toy store. So we have the Darth Vader one here, in my left hand. Remember, the smaller person has this lightsaber, is a little bit. This lightsaber is for the Sith. The larger of the duelists. One who is willing to give that little extra in the duel to both lightsabers. The Yoda one, the Darth Vader one. A perfect for dueling, and a perfect gift. These are all great toys, which I'm sure will be well being said. There was one final thing. Bring some protective wrapping for it, so it doesn't get damaged. But this is one of the different versions of the lightsabers. This is from one of the recent sci-fi movies, they call Star Wars. And this one, the so-called Sith lightsaber, belongs to Kylo Ren. Now if you know about toys, then you must know about where they are from. Kylo Ren is notorious for having the cross guard lightsaber. This one, in my hand. And for any kid, the stylistic lightsaber, which also looks like a lightsword, will be extremely well used, and look really cool. So, with this particular lightsaber, all you have to do is flick it, just the tiniest amount, and then the red blade shall ignite. There is no light in this particular lightsaber. It carries the red blade, and I feel doesn't really need to be lit, as this is more fun for just igniting the lightsaber itself. And younger people really enjoy this particular toy. So like the others, this is expensively priced, which, with the other lightsabers, you won't get discounted for, of course. So, I shall add this one to your collection also. So, you have the Yoda, and our lightsabers, force effects, a lightsword, and lightsaber, which also ignites from the top. So let me just put this in some protective bubble wrap for you here, just so we can keep it nice. Just get some sticky tape here. And just the tape, tease it up there, and there is the hot. So this will just protect that a little bit more. So, this is your selection now. And like I said, you look like that. That, of course, is fine. Though, of course, you will be purchasing those toys. Excellent. Well, it has been a pleasure to have you in my store, I think. And meet you, maybe. So, indeed, as those toys, I hope much enjoyment is taken. So, whoever. So, coming into my toy store and selecting the perfect toys for you to, of course, give to someone, if that is indeed the case, which I'm sure it isn't. But these are, of course, the finest toys, bought from the finest toy shop and the finest toy store. But, of course, when you leave the toy store, to not get out the sword and start swinging it about, and the lightsabers wait until you're in confinement of your own space, whether that be a forest, just this area somewhere down from the village there, what means that it's your time, your space. But around this area, we like to think our customers leave in the most sophisticated way, happy with their purchases, knowing that they have spent just enough to bring happiness to the person that they pay them for. In which case, if you're a nerd and they're collecting it for themselves, then you know they're automatically happy. So, I hope you have enjoyed your toy store experience. It certainly has been a pleasure to have you in here, I think. In here, again. Okay, you may take your toys. Be on your way now. Okay, that's it.