NZURI HIGH SCHOOL EPISODE 1

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AI GeneratedThe video depicts a chaotic school environment where a teacher manages a group of students through a mix of strict discipline and erratic interactions. The narrative follows the late arrival of a student named Leonel and culminates in a high-stakes biology opening exam characterized by tension, accusations of cheating, and the teacher's aggressive approach to academic integrity.
Bukati, ni kama tandao,
kufanya wajani principle.
Bukati kwa kubo.
Bukati ni kama FOS.
Inaona kwamba hayo,
Kama wajana kwamba kubo,
Na ni wajana,
Ni clase ya midi mbaya,
Tukungeja ya FOS.
Katika mbutuo,
hiyo ni shangali
hibi ni kwa hivyo umiagami
Evan
hii siroto
mama alipame nitunga barua
kwa kuna kula special
special haa, hiyo tutashugulika
tutunataka
ya haa
madam, kwa hihio?
hii kijana
Yes
Imagine he's reporting now, two weeks later
From one, so they were admitted like two weeks ago, right?
Imagine
He is reporting now?
Yes, he is reporting
Funny bit
Yes
He is admitting himself
Young man, where is your parents?
They are at home
From one, biology has been introduced
Now we are talking to the cell
What did you come with first?
This is a big search
It has not been fully opened
Young man
You came with two blankets?
Yes
Did you come here to sleep or to study?
To study
What is your name?
Leonel
Leonel?
Yes
We will check on you, okay?
Okay
Okay?
Yes
Madam, please take him to see his admission
You were told to come first
Because you have not yet been admitted to that school
Come, let's go
Ah, yes
Teacher, Mr. Deputy
How are you?
I am fine
I believe in politics right now
Madam
Madam, I don't believe in politics right now
You know, the day dad left us
That was the day he was arrested
Madam
Yes, Madam Wanjiru
Yes
You said it's okay to be alone
There are no strangers
If you drink with a stranger, you will have a problem
Thank you Madam
Okay
Can I have some tea?
Yes
We are just having a chat
You don't want to talk to other people
You know
This is a toxic workplace
Why are they doing this to themselves
And I am fired from this school?
I am very sure
The kids want me to come back here
Ah, yes
Austin Orui
Good morning, sir
How are you?
I am fine
Are you okay?
I am fine
I brought you here so that the teacher can have his breakfast
I know
This is my work
Okay?
Yes
If you want to study, come and have tea with me
Okay?
You know, the holiday has been long
Personally, I have been reading Topic 1
I have finished Form 4 of Topic 1
Have you studied the Topics of Form 4?
Yes
I think it will be good
If you can give us something to eat
So that we can pass the exam?
Yes
I think it's a good idea
Yes
What are you doing in class right now?
I am just telling a story
I have just left
I think it will be so good
What should we do?
Just go and tell them to spread out
We have an exam in the next 5 minutes
Okay?
Let's go
Yes, excuse me
Stupid, nonsense
Do you know what you are doing?
Student
This is what you are going to do to your wife, right?
Yes?
Even your wife?
Yes
Because I know you are crazy
Let's do this
In the next 5 minutes
Okay?
You spread out
You are having an opening exam
Okay?
We will do biology right now
Let's go
I hope we are ready
Okay?
We are ready, right?
This exam was done by Alliance
Okay?
The students of Alliance had 72%
So by any chance
I don't expect anyone here
Other than 50%
Okay?
Everything that is here
It's
It's everything that we have studied in Austin
Okay?
There is nothing coming out of the blues
Let me tell you
Okay?
Yeah
So I want
Madam Wanjiru here
Will be my assistant
Invigilator
Okay?
And by any chance
If there is someone here
Who has something in his ear
I don't know how you guys call it
But if you are from Kenya
You are from Tanzania
Or you are from Uganda
Okay?
If you don't mind
Surrender it right now
Okay?
Because if I catch you
It's going to be a different story
Are we safe there?
Yes
And who has something here
To help me
Yes
Pardon
Anyone?
I need honesty
Honesty
Anyone who has something
Because you know
If I catch you in the exam
It's going to be bad
I hope you are okay
Do you understand?
Yes
Okay
Thank you
This will make you leave this school
Anyways
Let's go
Madam
Let me give you these
Let me bring it
After this
I want to see results
Okay?
Yes
Rono
Evans Mnyo
Yes
Before I start distributing these papers
Can you follow me?
Yes
Let me bring it
Come with your locker
Nonsense
I don't like you
Follow me
Come with me
Evans
Are you going to kill me?
No
Huh?
No
Stay here
Madam
You be vigilant with this
With this hooligan
Take your kit
And put it in the locker
To kill him
Huh?
You see
Some people have started writing
Rumors
Things that I have taught you
To kill
And then
What people are writing here
Rumors
You are spreading rumors
And by any chance
If it's something that I have taught you
Trust you me
To not get caught
Huh?
We will meet
Okay?
Others have left blank spaces
Blank spaces
What is that?
Huh?
Mnyo, what is that?
What?
What is going on here?
He is sleeping
Were you sleeping during the exam?
Yes
Huh?
Tell me
Were you sleeping during the exam?
I am asking you
Were you sleeping during the exam?
I am asking you
I have been sleeping
Evans
You have not written anything
But you are still sleeping
I don't know
Sit down
What is this thing we are doing here for?
I don't know
I can't be here
So Evans
Hold this
No
Let me see
No?
Evans Mnyo
What is this again?
Huh?
You cut the textbook
Ukatua pati falani, sindiyo?
Evans
Unaibia kwa egzama mbao
Sinili wambia hapa hivi kama kuna mtu wakuna mua kenya nzaidie
Why you not here?
Sili wakua hapa hivi
Ndiyo hudi mnole kulete wae
Wae kwa ini nini
Evans mnya ho
Very nice, yasa hii
Sasao?
Before tupata wae
Before tupata wae kwa KCSE
Udakuwa umejua wae na kuchapa
Sasao?
Evans
