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Today on TMZ. There is now surveillance video of the place Kelly Clarkson says she was treated like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. This is not a good look for Kelly Clarkson. The heart of the problem is that they didn't know who she was. And she's mad. She got all up in her feelings that she's a rich woman and they didn't treat her like a rich woman. Sorry. Too bad. So sad. Since you've been gone, I don't care. Now we know why Diddy had to be rushed out of the prison. He got into a fight with a guy named Doodoo. Doodoo? Doodoo. Like multiple Doodoos. Diddy was in solitary because of the NBC News report that he had this lavish lifestyle. Doodoo was pissed the prison is so mad about the NBC report. All the inmates have lost all of their fringe benefits. It's on. Doodoo is going after him. He just dumps on him. Yeah. Sydney Sweeney spent the day at the Santa Monica Pier with a friend. They're both wearing wigs. Yeah, because she's going to be overrun by people. Have you been there on the weekends? It is packed. When is the last time you've been there on the weekends? OK, can I say when I drive to Boa, there's a you. Oh my god. That's a bougie thing. Sean Lennon has revealed something very shocking about what he and his half-brother Julian got from their dad, John. Julian was cut out of John's will and had to sue Yoko to get a chunk of it. What did he get? I think 20 to 25 in that settlement in '96 That's a tiny portion. The thing is, is it good enough overall? Good enough is the secret to life. Relationships, good enough. Money, good enough. Next time when we do something wrong, say, good enough. Not for you. In a case that has gripped the nation, the Kelly Clarkson Mechanical Bird Saga has taken a dramatic new turn. There is now surveillance footage OMG, has the FBI seen this? There is surveillance footage from her visit to Art of Play. This is the Brooklyn shop she's been going back and forth with. So in the magic shop, you see her looking around. Casually in a hat, looking like everybody else in the store. And then Kelly sees Molly, the Helen of Troy of Mechanical Birds. You see her at some point talking with the guy who apparently she claimed had demeaned her and made her feel like she didn't have enough money to afford a $15,000 machine. At the very end... She went full Karen on Kelly. ...we see her going like this. Like, she's trying to tell them, like, you guys just lost out on a deal or whatever she's saying. That's Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman is focused on the rude treatment by the salespeople here. There's no evidence they treated her rudely. That's unclear, but one of the shop owners has a theory about what set Kelly off. Kelly Clarkson's problem is that she got treated like a normal person, and because of that, Damn! That's a harsh accusation! She got up all up in her feelings that she's a rich woman, and they didn't treat her like a rich woman. Sorry. Too bad. So sad. Since you've been gone, I don't care. Not sure what all that means, but points for the song reference. Why does she deserve that conclusion? She dragged this store for nothing. You're on the wrong side of history with this, by the way. Yes, centuries from now, historians will look back and ask, Who was on the right side of this robot bird? Now tweet us out of here, Molly! What is up, how have you been? I've been good. So we got Laura Govan at LAX, now ex-wife of Gilbert Arenas. I love that, now ex-wife of Gilbert Arenas. And so, but we asked her why she's, you know, seemingly, if you follow her on social media, she's always traveling around. Is it because you're filming some new shows? Well, here's the thing, the current move is always the children. Her kids are all basketball players. Her son's a basketball player, one of them plays at USC. Really? She was just down in Colorado for, like, a tournament. There's so much going on, but I'm a real single basketball mom. So she, like, is saying that she's pretty much full-time, like, actually talking about Gilbert Arenas. She says, you know, he's always on TV talking about how good her sons are and stuff at basketball. Well, let him keep talking about that because he just talks about it. I just need help and support. I'm actually the one going and supporting them, traveling all across the country for them. Yeah, but his retort is, I'm the one that gave him the talent. Well, she was a basketball player. I understand. And do you know that you get most of your athleticism from your mom? That sounds like a great mom saying. It's true. It's true. Why do you say that? It's true. It would explain Bronny, actually. So sad. Poor Bronny. Recently, Diddy received a head injury. And no, it wasn't because he was trying to rope a calf in the prison rodeo. He got into a fight and he lost because he walked away with a head injury after he went toe-to-toe with a guy who's been described as the real kingpin of Fort Dix prison. Not Diddy, even though Diddy's the most famous guy. It's a guy named Dudus. Dudus. Yes, we thought you'd enjoy that, though it's spelled a little differently. Anywho, Dudus was pissed because after the news broke about Diddy's lavish life in prison... All the inmates have lost all of their fringe benefits because the prison is so mad about the NBC report. They're confiscating all the stuff. Exactly. Oh my God. All the contraband was taken. Oh, they must have been pissed. And it all builds and builds and builds and you can't really find him because he's in solitary. So the minute he gets out, it's all of a sudden, all this anger is built and built and built and it's like, you! Okay, that was rather weird, but at least it was nice and dramatic. In any case, Diddy and DooDoos are now both in solitary, but. Diddy should be scared because if he gets out and they still don't have their privileges, he's gonna get beat up until they get their privileges back. Do you know, you're right. They're not going to be happy. I'm sure DooDoos had a lot of power, probably a lot of privileges. I mean, that's what happens to the king goes to the spoils, right? That's not the expression, but close enough. Okay, any last DooDoos thoughts slash awful jokes? He must have been flush with anger. Can you stop? I just want DooDoos to know if he sees this. I had no conversation about his name. Yeah, actually, can we please just put the little black bar over my eyes? You got it, sir. Perfect. You're totally incognito. Good luck, Diddy and DooDoos. Look at the wide eyes. Wide eyes. She looks like a Muppet. There is a new member in the Ripa Consuelos household. Javi. Aw. They got a new dog. It's a Shih Tzu. They were doing an Adopt a Dog Week on Live with Kelly and Mark. Good for them. And so the very first segment that they're doing of it, Mark comes out holding a dog. And this is Lucas. Nice. Oh, boy. I know Lucas is pretty cute, but he's like snuggling the dog the whole time and by the next day They announced we adopted That's sweet, what's the name again? It was Lucas when they met and they Mark renamed him Javi, wait Mark changed the dog's name. Are you allowed to do that? Yeah, no, no No, I always changed him because I like Jewish names for dogs, Stanley Franny, why do you say with that accent? Nice, Stanley and Franny And now, if you think local county elections are boring... We have guns, too. Then you don't live in Fayette County, Indiana. The midterms are heating up, and one local county seat candidate in Indiana is melting down. Yes, Democrat Jamie West went on a local news candidate forum and slurred her way through it. What do you want me to say? I don't like being around him. A lot of people are assuming online that she was hammered. The moderator asks, if there was one decision that you think you're going to make that's going to be unpopular with voters, what would that one decision be? Firing all Republicans. I wouldn't let them. I mean, I don't even talk to them. I don't like them. And this ICE coming into our communities, stealing people's jobs. There's a lot of criticism about ICE. Stealing people's jobs is not one of them. As far as ICE goes, she might be more of an authority on the schmear variety. But what about this claim? You know, sheriff's nephew's trying to blow my head off. Now, the sheriff came out and responded to this and says, that's fine, I don't have a nephew. Well, maybe her closing statement will sway the election. Well, that brings us to your opportunity to say just a few last words to the voters. We have guns too. All right. Oh my God, this is the best. She's a shoo-in. Fayette County, Indiana, where she's running, Trump won by 77%. He had 77% of the vote, Kamala got 21%. She has no chance, so she's like, whatever, I'll say what I want. I think maybe she won't win, but I think people will vote for her because of it. Because it's such a crazy world right now. A very sobering comment, unlike this one. And that's what I have to say about that. Sydney Sweeney spent the day at the Santa Monica Pier. She spent the day at the pier with a friend. They're both wearing wigs for some reason. She wrote, when your bestie shows up and says, here, put this wig on. Yeah, because she knows she's going to be overrun by people. Here's the thing. I think it's a promo for the Santa Monica Pier. Oh, really? One, they're wearing shirts that say the Santa Monica Pier. Two, there's nobody else there. It's clearly kind of shut down. Oh, that's interesting. But why do they need a promo? If anyone's going to get you to the Santa Monica Pier, I guess it's Sydney Sweeney. Matt, hey, Matt, have you been there on the weekends? They don't need a promo. It is packed. How wonderful have you been there on the weekends? Okay, can I say, when I drive to BOA, there's... Oh, my God. That's the boogiest thing I've ever heard. When I go to BOA, I glance out my Porsche. See all those poor people out there. Oh, my God, it's crazy. Those crosswalks are always full. Always full. Coming up... Sylvester Stallone says one of his biggest regrets is doing his own stunts. I ended up with nine back operations. You think if you ask Sylvester Stallone right now, you can have your health back for your age, but you will not be as successful as you were. would he give it all up let's find out plus Winston-Salem State University it badly needs a new groundskeeper the guy who was putting the hash marks on the field he doesn't know how to draw a straight line and he definitely is not measuring he's measuring he measured with his feet that's all a memory coming up very interesting audience member at Dancing with the Stars Justin Baldoni. What? Yes. It was very strange. Be right back. I could literally spend a half hour talking about injuries. Oh, yeah! It's Sly Stallone talking about all the asses he's kicked is what we wish we could say, but actually he's discussing the terrible pain he now lives with constantly. So he says one of his biggest regrets in life is doing his own stunts in all of his movies because right now he is suffering greatly with all the pain that he's gone through. After Expendables, I ended up with nine back operations, three neck fusions, both shoulders ripped out. No, he has huge regrets about this. He's warning all actors, do not do your own stunts. Leave it to the professionals. Stunt guys know how to do it. You think if you ask Sylvester Stallone right now, you can have your health back for your age, but you will not be as successful as you were. Would he give it all up? Hard to say. It's not like we can just pick up the phone and call Mr. Stallone. Hello? Sly? It's Harvey Levin. Okay, apparently we can call him. That's a thing we can do. So which is it? Famous but not in constant agony or normie but you have to buy off-brand Froot Loops? Which would you choose? Yeah. He didn't even hesitate. I mean, I am basically. Well, you just got applause. You just got applause. So what have we learned? Don't do your own stunts. And Sly doesn't have his number in his phone or he never would have picked up. Feel better, Mr. Stallone. All of the messages, let other people do their job. Mark Zuckerberg is being eviscerated by the internet for not knowing how to drink beer. So he is on the Cheeky Pint podcast talking about AI and Meta. And what's really gotten people is this moment where he takes a sip of his beer and he's like holding it in his mouth and like not wanting to swallow it. Because some people hate beer. So we should say this is not beer, it's a Guinness stout. It's a Guinness stout, which is a little different. It's so weird. The way he's holding the Guinness, his whole approach to it is odd. Why is that weird that he took a sip of Guinness? Because you don't take a sip of Guinness, you split the G when you first take a sip of it. Split the G? Exactly. Every time you drink a Guinness, you split the G. What does that mean? I don't know. On the glass of Guinness says Guinness. You're supposed to drink until the beer is halfway beyond the G. And it is very offensive to the Irish culture if you don't do it. Oh my God. Have you been to Ireland? Yes, I have. I've drank many a Guinness in Ireland, sat at the pub, and nobody's ever been like, oh, my God, you didn't split the G. They didn't say that. Well, they were just, like, amazed that a black guy was in an Irish pub. Now it's Winston-Salem State University in Dunn Beats Perfect. Yo, yo, we're going to go viral for all the wrong reasons. That's video of a makeshift groundskeeper drawing yard lines on the school's football field with nothing but a hope and prayer and an affinity for candy canes. He doesn't know how to draw a straight line and he definitely is not measuring. He's measuring. He measured with his feet. That's not measuring. Heel toe, heel toe. Oh my God, no. They actually use this field for a game and now there's this whole big controversy. Seriously, how can a game be fair if the lines look like the wind is blowing on them? Can't they get a machine that does this? This is not the best stadium. and they share it with a racetrack? Guess not. Okay, so you can get straight A's, but not straight lines. So what? A lot of things aren't straight. Case in point, I was taught there. He actually means Wake Forest University, which is also in Winston-Salem. Wake Forest made me an offer. They flew me out, and it was beautiful, and everybody was really nice. They started calling me when I got back to L.A., and I couldn't say yes. And then finally, this old professor called me, And he said, I think I know what it is. I think it's probably you don't want to give up your kinky lifestyle. He called it kinky? I probably would have accepted it if he didn't say that. Were you wearing like a mesh tank? So come to Winston-Salem State University, everyone, where the football team is the Rams and the yard lines look just like their horns. Good luck, team. Very interesting audience member at Dancing with the Stars. Justin Baldoni, yes it was very strange, Justin Baldoni was there with his wife and his two kids and apparently they were guests of Julianne Hough who is one of the hosts of the show in 2016 they worked on a docu-series together so they've been friends ever since so what's his play in here well he wants to be like everyone else I get no no no support his friend but yeah but if he can also start to sort of re-enter Hollywood he wants to be on this show And he wants to be on this show. How does he go on the show when he starts dancing with people romantically? And that would draw in people. I would watch that. A very cool moment too, Julia Stiles. Everyone's been waiting to see her recreate dances from Save the Last Dance. She did it last night. I stay grounded as the amount's pooling. I'm real, I thought I told you. Julia Childs? Stiles! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, the chicken! Yeah! Coming up. Sean Lennon has revealed something very shocking about what he and his half-brother, Julian, got from their dad, John. Julian and I inherited the same amount from our dad. Our trusts were equal, although his was slightly more, but negligibly so. That has not been the narrative for 46 years. Sean Lennon has revealed something very shocking about what he and his half-brother, Julian, got from their dad, John. Sean just turned 51 and posted a photo of himself and Julian, because they are close, and somebody commented on the photo, One guy inherited most of the estate, the other largely cut out and forced to engage in decades-long litigation in pursuit of a comparatively small share of it, unbearably painful and enraging for the one, surely pretty darn awkward for the other. Because Julian was cut out of John's will and had to sue Yoko and was in court for 16 years to get a chunk of it. So this guy acknowledges that. And then Sean comments and says, Julian and I inherited the same amount from our dad. Our trusts were equal, although his was slightly more, but negligibly so. It's interesting for Sean to say they got equal amounts, because that has not been the narrative for 46 years. But when Yoko dies, let's just say that the estate's worth a half a billion dollars. Presumably, it's going to go to Sean. Does he give a chunk of that to Julian? Sean's in a tough position, because unless he gives him half... What if he gives me, like, a Best Buy gift card? The thing is, $250 is enough for both of them. But honestly, that kind of thing is enough. Like, nobody thinks they have enough. No, the key to life is knowing when it's enough is good enough. Next time we do something wrong, be like, it's good enough. Not for you. Coming up. We have Michelle Obama's brother, Craig, and we ask him whether he thinks she would have been a good president. Well, I'd like to be biased, right? It would have been funnier had he been like, well, she's kind of a pain. You and your sister's podcast, Incredible. Yeah. We got Michelle Obama's brother, Craig, at the airport, and we talked to him about a huge topic, whether or not Michelle will ever run for president. There is no way she will do it. No matter how crazy the world gets. No, no, I can't see her doing it. The answer is no. She hates politics. And we asked him whether he thinks she would have been a good president. Well, I'm biased, right? I'm biased. But I'm actually glad she's taking some time to herself. It would have been funnier had he been like, Well, she's kind of a pain. She drives me crazy. I'm not sure. Once a month, she'd be a real pill. No, I think those times, those are done. Is that not anymore? I'm not sure she's menopausal. What? Are you kidding me? She's 62 years old. What's the Guinness book for that, for the oldest? Sarah in the Bible is 99. She had a kid. Get out. Yeah. A woman in India had a kid at 74. Okay, so I'm not an idiot. No, you are an idiot. They're picking exceptions. They've said the Bible and a woman in India. And you think that makes Michelle Obama have a baby?