🚨Trump's 'New Press Secretary' Just TROLLED the Entire White House Press Corps…And They Fell For It!

Ladies and gentlemen, the White House just interviewed its next press secretary on Air Force One between rallies while she was doing her makeup. The candidate? Nicki Minaj, guys. Yes, that Nicki Minaj with Drake. Okay, Drake is not likely to be the new White House press secretary, but Nicki Minaj, guys. 27 million followers, zero press briefings, nails long enough to qualify as concealed weapons. Now, here's a twist, guys. It wasn't a real hire. It was a troll, a gorgeous perfectly aimed chef's kiss troll and the White House press corps yeah the sharpest minds in American journalism they took the bait like a golden retriever chasing a tennis ball drooling all over the place repeatedly into a lake now let's go ahead and catch you up right quick okay Caroline Leavitt left in August with a new baby and a new Fox News contract good for her straight up like she deserves it then Katie Zacharias stepped up to the podium in October and she lasted a solid week. It was about five days. Five days, guys. Milk lasts longer than that. My Greek yogurt lasts longer than that. Your New Year's resolution lasts longer. In fact, some people take longer to return a sweater. She's back in California, sunny California right now, smiling, still cheering for the team. Truly the most peaceful exit in Washington history. Look, nobody leaked anything. Nobody wrote a book yet. So the podium sits empty. The cameras are starving and in walks Steven Chung. Yes, President Trump's communications director, part UFC guy, part wrestling announcer, full-time hobby, ruining a reporter's afternoon. So he drops a video, Nicki Minaj, Air Force One, the job interview. And she was good, like annoyingly good, like no teleprompter, no notes, better answers than half the cable news panels on TV in about 60 seconds with her eyeliner still drying. Newsrooms absolutely panicked. Oh, yeah, they panicked. Anchors squinted. Somewhere, a reporter is still refreshing their phone, whispering, is this real? Is Nicki Minaj really going to be the new White House press secretary for Donald J. Trump? Oh, yeah, guys. Sweetheart, that was the joke. You are the joke. Now, today, guys, we're going to go ahead and break down this whole circus, the five-day exit, the fake headline that fooled millions, the Air Force One audition, why Port Huron, Michigan matters a lot more than anybody's nails. And who should really get the job. Spencer Pratt, Carrie Lake, Scott Jennings, Nicki Minaj, you decide, guys. And if you're new here, go ahead and hit subscribe. Unlike some press secretaries, we'll still be here next week. And real quick, if you or someone you love is on Medicare turning 65 years old, check out Chapter, guys. I left their link, their phone number in the description down below. Hit these guys up. And when you call, tell them your friend Ron says hello, okay? They know me over there. So seriously, when you call, just tell them your friend Ron says hello. 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In addition to that we will be we will be doing yeah there's 54 billion dollars 120 billion dollars to build eight to build eight and now we are have a booming economy and a great relationship with Venezuela American energy dominance because energy security and with that i will take your questions um Well, we will take Peter Doocy, the president, as he is his own best spokesperson and will absolutely be leading the way as with that. So my president, excuse me, my husband, that's a good one. Five days later, gone. I said she's gone. Back to sunny California. No tears, no tell all book, still cheering for the team. Now let's be fair. Do you think if I put on a blonde wig that I might qualify for being President Trump's next White House press Secretary, y'all let me know. Anyway, the job is brutal, guys. Briefings almost every single day, questions about everything, like from gas prices to wars to whatever President Trump posted at 6 a.m. while he was on the toilet, everything. Every reporter shouts at the same time and they're all attacking her. Every follow-up is a trap. There's no notes, there's no do-overs, and they're just waiting for the White House Press Secretary to mess up. You have to be razor sharp and bulletproof. Most people are one of those. Almost nobody is both of them, and this is exactly why the chair just keeps on spinning. Here's the thing. First of all, the job is brutal, okay? You got to be Caroline Leavitt to survive that thing, right? So the seat is empty. The internet does what the internet does. First, Jimmy Falun, he cracks a joke on The Tonight Show, fake interview, fake announcement. Then Trump footage says one name, Nicki Minaj. The midterm elections are just 15 days away. Yeah, that's not a lot of time. That's only three White House press secretaries from now. You know, yeah, everyone's talking about this. President Trump fired his new press secretary, Katie Zachariah, after just five days on the job. It's not good when the edible arrangement you got on your first day is still edible on your last day. Finally, right. Meanwhile, Kimberly Guilfoyle was like, hey, thanks for changing the subject. She spent just five days in the White House on the bright side. Melania was like, that's five more than me. Five days. Kash Patel was like, damn, I've had hangovers last longer than that. Of course, now Trump needs a new press secretary and we got to look at the questions on the official White House job application oh yeah check these out first up there's are you free for the next five days up next there's do you look a little like Ivanka then there's is the word attorney on your LinkedIn profile in quotes sure next up is there did you audition for the Baywatch reboot then there's uh just curious where do you stand on the whole Kelly Clarkson bird thing up next there's are you comfortable traveling in an airport catering truck, that's important to know then there's, are you fluent in Spanish? If so, you're already fired. Up next there's on a scale from one to Mitch McConnell how often do you freeze when asked basic questions and finally there's, are you available to train your replacement next week? These are good questions, thank you for joining us, Mr. President now you're a big Knicks fan, who's your favorite Knick? Nicki Minaj. (The audience laughs) Jokes over right? Wrong. No. So a parody account on X posted like it's a real breaking news Nicki Minaj is replacing Karoline Leavitt as the White House press secretary. Millions of views, millions of shares. Somebody's aunt forwards it to the entire family group chat with like six crying, laughing emojis. So now here's where it really gets good. Normally the White House shuts that down fast. Fake news. Next question. Not this time, guys. Not this time. They didn't deny it. They actually leaned into it. Am I being punked? Is Ashton Kutcher hiding in the Rose Garden? Nicki Minaj for press secretary was not on my 2026 bingo card I'm just keeping it real with you. I didn't see it coming And reporters, they spent days asking, is this real? That was the whole point. Quick favor, guys. You already know that one friend that believes everything breaking news headlines that they see. go ahead and send them this video right now. Just consider it a public service announcement. They'll thank you eventually. So now, guys, some folks online cooked up a theory, and honestly, kind of brilliant, in a this-would-never-work kind of way. Alright, so here's the pitch, right? So, make Nicki Minaj press secretary because the media just can't touch her. She's a world-famous superstar, a recently naturalized citizen. Remember how gently they handled Corinne Jean-Pierre, kid gloves, bubble wrap, a participation trophy, every Friday it seemed like, right? So the theory goes, the press would just be too scared to lay a finger on Nicki Minaj. Cute, clever, completely backwards. This job doesn't need a shield. It needs a sword. Plus a brain like a steel trap a stomach like a cast iron skillet, and the patience of a kindergarten teacher on the last day before summer. Respect the swing. Great idea for a tweet, terrible idea for the podium All right, guys, let's go ahead and put on our detective hats shall we? Okay, so grab the magnifying glass, shall we? Okay, somebody posts, make Nicki Minaj press secretary. Guess who hits like? Nicki Minaj herself. She actually liked it. Guess who else? May Musk. That's right. Elon Musk's mom. Because of course she did. Nothing in 2026 happens without a Musk somewhere in the background. So then, of course, the clips start rolling in. Nicki's been doing a 'bees in the trap' trend with the White House. Bees in the trap. Bees in the trap. There is even a video featuring Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, the man runs into the U.S. Treasury and whoever filmed him used a camera phone with a lens that was so freaking smudgy it kind of looked like they shot it through a bowl of soup. Somebody please wipe that damn lens. Please. The economy is fine. The camera isn't. Now, be honest, guys. Half of you guys are saying, who? The other half are saying, why? Stick around, guys. Oh, it gets so much weirder. So picture a Sunday in Port Huron, Michigan. Cold wind off the lake. American flags just the snapping, a packed crowd in red hats holding their phones high and walking out next to President Donald Trump, Nicki Minaj, guys. Now, somewhere a cable news producer just dropped their coffee. You know, I don't like being overshadowed. And this woman overshadows me and I'm angry about it. They're going crazy over her. The queen of rap, Nicki Minaj, She's been with me from day one. We love Trump. We love Trump. Michigan make some noise. Michigan make some noise. To be working with this president, he represents resilience. You know, so many people were maybe giving up a little bit, a little bit hopeless. And since he's come back, he's changed the energy of our country. and um he's given us a a future to look forward to a brighter future for us and our children so let's make some noise for this great man i love him so much and when i say you say rogers mike you say james john michigan god bless you we we really need all of these great people to be elected because this is a major turning point for our country. And when you're in major states like Michigan, we need this to be a leader in the movement that's happening right now. We need this place to lead in the movement, right? And we're not going to give up because we want our children to grow up in a place where we can be proud of. We don't want our children to be bombarded with sex changes right we don't want that for our children we want people to leave the children alone leave them out of it right so president trump it is an honor to stand with you every single time and i will continue to support you forever and ever if you run again i will support you again then the scene cuts to Air Force One leather seats wood paneling and enough pledge in Walmart to go ahead and cover all that wood paneling all that wood grain a little cabin with with mirrors makeup brushes are out lip gloss on standby ladies and gentlemen this is not a fan getting a selfie this is not a guest who wandered onto the wrong plane this is a teammate riding on the team bus meanwhile reporters who've covered the White House for 20 years they still can't get a seat that close right and what does he do he wakes up at four o'clock in the morning he outworks people that you know are half his age you know what does that say about his character He knows that he would be fine. He can kick his feet up and just, you know, chill out for the rest of his presidency. But no, he's paying it forward. He's thinking about the other Republicans that have to win during these elections. And so that tells me that he's... You see Americans looking at these fake news polls every single day. What's your message to Americans about these fake news polls? Ask Hillary Clinton how the fake poll, obviously they are there to deter. Now imagine spending your whole career chasing that particular plane and a rapper manages to beat you to the window seat. Now let's go ahead and meet the man who threw the punch. Stephen Chung. That's right, guys. Official title, the White House Director of Communications. Assistant to the President of the United States. Very serious stuff, guys. Official title, professional media irritant. Yeah, this guy, he came from the UFC world. He is a walking NBA encyclopedia, a pro wrestling historian, which really does explain a lot because he treats the White House press corps like a heel walking down the ramp of WrestleMania. When Caroline Leavitt stood at the podium, she played good cop, calm, polished, smiling. Chang, he played bad cop on X at all hours. Word around Washington is that he's running the whole calm shop right now. Now, some folks, they even want him at the podium. Now, the other side, they love yelling, "no kings." Fine, no kings. But the White House is absolutely king of trolling. So, Stephen Chung, he sits down across from Nicki Minaj on Air Force One, mic'd up, straight face, like it's a real job interview. So, question number one, the economy. Nicki says, Trump's a businessman. He came back from being broke, so he knows money. Then she drops the line. Other countries should pay us to be friends with America, not the other way around. The economists at Harvard just fainted. Question number two, work ethic. Up at four o'clock in the morning, 4 a.m. guys, outworking guys half his age, campaigning for other Republicans when he could be out golfing. Question number three, fake polls. She says, go ask Hillary Clinton how those polls worked out. Ooh, ouch. That one's going to leave a mark. Might want to go ahead and put some cocoa butter on that one. Then she says, President Trump's won three elections. Okay. The math teachers are typing furiously. Let's call that enthusiasm. Guys, now picture the newsrooms. Reporters Refreshing their phones, anchors leaning into the screen squinting, producers yelling. Is this real? Somebody call somebody? his own finances surely he knows what to do with the country, you know he's very tough, he's tough internationally, he tells them what we need not what they need, we're not going to be paying to kiss their ass, okay? They are going to pay us to be affiliated with the United States the president is crisscrossing the entire country doing rallies, political rallies today, is there anyone who works harder than President Trump on the campaign trail. Absolutely not. You have a man who's won three elections. Here's what really stings. 60 seconds, guys. Funny, relaxed, disarming. No teleprompter. No notes. No, I'll circle back on that. Yeah, Karine Jean-Pierre. Some cable news panels, they can't pull that off in an hour with three experts and a fancy graphic. But then Nicki Minaj reposted herself. Oh, yay. Is she actually going to be the next press secretary? Fans pile on. The left absolutely cannot compete with this. And President Trump, he's still talking about her nails. He told a crowd that he asked her, Nikki, are those real? She wouldn't say. Now, imagine those claws typing a press release. Every email would take three business days. Breaking news, she just hit send on Thursday. All right, guys, jokes aside, just for a second, just one. Okay, I promise the sarcasm will come right back. That rally wasn't in Port Huron, Michigan by accident. Michigan is a must-win battleground, and the midterms are just days away. Not months, guys. Days. Nicki Minaj is pushing the Save America Act, which is about voter ID and proving citizenship to 27 million followers. This is huge. That's more people than watch most cable news shows combined on a good night with a hurricane. And she took heat for it. Plenty of celebrities folded the second Hollywood frowned at them. She didn't. So here's your homework, guys. Check your registration. Vote early. Sign up to be a poll watcher. Don't just complain about the game. Show up and watch the scoreboard. Save America first. So let's go and be honest about something. Caroline Leavitt, she didn't just do the job. She set the bar so flipping high, you need a ladder and a weather balloon just to see it. Young, sharp, blonde, calm under fire. She'd smile at a reporter and then take their question apart like it's some cheap Ikea furniture. Before her, Kaylee McEnany, well, she pretty much did the same thing. Binder full of receipts, zero fear. So when Katie Zachariah stepped up, she even said it herself, following Caroline is a high standard. Five days later, we found exactly how high that standard was no shame in the game no shame in that seriously guys i'm not knocking her some shoes are just a little too big and this pair came with like six inch heels with all sorts of red on the bottom the question is not who can fill the seat it's who can survive that seat all right guys fantasy draft time pickers grab your snacks grab your snacks everybody gather around so pick one right spencer pratt this is the wild card that nobody saw coming reality tv taught him how to survive people screaming at this man on camera honestly perfect training. So we're going to put Spencer Pratt as pick number one. Pick number two, Carrie Lake. She wouldn't answer reporters' questions. She would interview them back. All right. So pick number two is Carrie Lake. Pick number one is Spencer Pratt. Pick number three is Scott Jennings, guys. You can only pick one. All right. This man, Scott Jennings, survived CNN panels for sport. Five against one every night, and he's still smiling. Pick number four. Who do you think is pick number four, guys? Come on. Let me see. Show of hands. Who do you think is pick number four, Maria Bartiromo, the steady veteran pro. Yes. So who are you going to pick? Pick number one, you got Spencer Pratt. Pick number two, Carrie Lake. Pick number three, you got Scott Jennings. Pick number four, Maria Bartiromo. I'm going to see what y'all saying. Meanwhile, Washington insiders are floating Alina Hava, Matthew Boyle, Anna Kelly, Taylor Budowich, and of course, Stephen Chung himself. Now here's my question, guys. Why does this job have to be comfortable for the media? They don't need a friend. They need a fighter. Now drop your pick in the comments, guys. Let's go ahead and settle this once and for all. Now, zoom all the way out. The midterms are days away. And with one silly 60-second video, the whole White House got millions of people watching this thing, laughing, sharing, hearing about President Trump's economy and work ethic. Cost? Zero dollars. Because Donald Trump and Elon Musk as a team? Man, those are some badasses, ain't they? No ad buy, no consultants, just a rapper, a microphone, an Air Force One. Call it the Rush Limbaugh lesson. When they come at you, don't whine. Hit them with a sapphire, right in the face. The legacy media, they spent days asking, is this real? Meanwhile, Stephen Chung, he was probably eating popcorn. The White House wrote the script. Nicki Minaj delivered the lines. And the press corps, well, the press corps played its part perfectly. They just didn't know that they were in the show. Well, folks, that's the story. 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