TMZ on TV - 10/28/26

Today on TMZ. Okay, move over, Donna Mills, because Lamar Odom has joined OnlyFans. So Lamar Odom is transitioning to a different kind of hardwood now. Oh, my God. The former NBA star told us that he is going to be doing risque content. There's so much you can do with this. But do you want to see it? Yes. He calls it bunny raunch. Oh! Bunny raunch. We got Jay-Z in New York. Any pressure preparing for the Super Bowl? No, no pressure. Oh, I know that's right. No pressure. He feels pressure. When he walks out on that stage. I don't think he feels pressure. He definitely feels pressure. There's nothing like the Super Bowl. I don't think he feels pressure. Every second will be scrutinized. He's never done a show like that. Right, if he doesn't feel pressure, he shouldn't be doing the performance. All is right in the world because Karyna Nabba and Val Shermakovski have hugged it out. This is the fakest thing since somebody's boobs and I can't think of who. Pam Anderson's. Really? I thought they were real. It's like I did not know they were fake. They're as fake as your tan. Or your hair or your teeth. Oh my god. The Christmas ads for Skims features all four of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters, and they're getting some comments of them being a little inappropriate. I don't understand. Is it sexy? There's some things we need to keep not sexual. Halloween is for sexy stuff. Christmas is for heartfelt love. Nobody ever says, sexy Thanksgiving. Why don't we make Thanksgiving sexy? How do we make Thanksgiving sexy? Oh, things you can do with a drumstick. Whoa. Ew. Now, Lamar Odom is making history as the first NBA star to join OnlyFans. Or if you prefer innuendo. Yeah, so Lamar Odom is transitioning to a different kind of hardwood now. Oh, my God, yeah. Honestly, we didn't know he had it in him. But yes, Lamar tells TMZ, I've lived a pretty wild life, and trust me, there are still a few surprises left. I've always been an open book, but there are some chapters people haven't seen yet. Okay, wait, so what exactly does that mean? He's going to bang the sex doll. That is probably what it means, yeah. But then also says that he will be doing risque content, so he kind of is telling us what we will see. His girlfriend's joining, too, so she's expected to be part of the action. I would like Lamar Odom to say, okay, I'm gonna reenact part of what happened during the crazy days. Like when he was allegedly cheating on Chloe at a hotel and she busted him? Chris and Chloe were pounding at the door. What was happening on the other side of the door? Exactly. That's what I wanna know. That's it. Tell us the story. Yes, yes. Who wouldn't pay 9.99 a month to learn about that? Get down to banging. Okay, some people are more visual learners. So good luck on OnlyFans, Lamar Odom. Oh, he calls it bunny raunch. We were so close to not having that. Apologies. Now quickly triple boom us out of here before he thinks of another one. I'm the brains of the operation, but the butt does all the work. Jennifer Garner and Judy Greer at a pumpkin patch together in a two-person inflatable wiener dog costume. Change! No dogs allowed! No dogs allowed! Oh, no! So they're both in the costume together. Jennifer Garner is the butt and Judy Greer is the head of the dog and they go in a bounce house together they're like jumping down hay bales and they're on like a rocking horse together it is so funny gallivanting around this pumpkin patch in a two-person inflatable costume how great is Jennifer Garner like to me looking at this I was like this is why you don't get sober because we do it and now a tale as old as time Paris Hilton steals the spotlight from her own children Paris Hilton dressed up the family for Halloween she's getting a little bit of criticism though she dressed up as Belle from Beauty and the Beast her husband went as Beast and her kids went as Chip the teacup and Lumiere the candle what's criticism her daughter is like four years old in Paris dressed as the princess and made her daughter be a teacup yes every little girl's dream to be a broken teacup but also there's a huge discrepancy in the effort put into the costumes look at her and her husband how elaborate their outfits are they paid so much money for their costumes too and then they ran down to Walmart I know but it's on brand well OJ had a brand but it doesn't make it right because those Those Hertz ads were awful. You don't think that's kind of weird? Only as weird as Paris revealing her costume to her kids. What did you want her to be like, the candlestick? You mean to tell me that Paris Hilton couldn't come up with a sexy Miss Potts? Yes, she could. First of all, it's Mrs. Potts. Her husband was never there. Unfortunately, he perished in the China Civil War. The world is so lucky I don't have kids. I would dress them as little hookers. Yep, he would take them trick or tricking, which is on brand for him. Happy Halloween, Hiltons. Paris, please don't take your kids' candy. So, remember there was this big drama on Dancing with the Stars when Jenna Johnson, Val Chmerkovskiy, his wife, got like a really bad review from Carrie Ann Inaba, judge on Dancing with the Stars. Val took to social media. He used a comment regarding Will Smith, keep my wife's name out of your mouth. That's what he says he meant, not the slap. Carrie Ann Inaba was super mad about the comment. They suspended Val for one episode. This is the fakest thing since somebody's boobs. And I can't think of who. Pam Anderson. No, really? Harvey. I thought they were real. Pam Anderson's breasts. Oh, Harvey. They're the most famous fake breasts in history. So last night, Val was back. And at one point, Val approached Carrie Ann. And they hugged. And you could see they're having emotional conversation. Are you are you sure are you still thinking about Pam Anderson? Yes. I did not know they were fake Are you kidding me? They're as fake as your tan or your hair or the teeth It's John Cusack in Say Anything No, seriously say anything John. Hello. Oh my god Has he been taken John Cusack is a great actor but terrible at cameos So this woman paid John Cusack to make a birthday video for her friend. What did she pay? He charges $219. Wow, John Cusack for $200? And he does not deliver. This video was horrible. He starts the camera and waits 30 seconds to talk. And then, instead of personalizing her notes, he just reads them out loud. 45, you're her oldest, bestest friend. It's so bad. This is terrible. One star. Well, that's what she gave him, along with a scathing review. so John sent a new video and this one's probably great right Scott happy birthday this is from Carrie let me read you exactly what she asked me to say because apparently I didn't say it right the first time and sent carry a reply message I give you one star back damn that's a spicy Cusack I can't be the guys worth 50 million dollars the point is that if for whatever reason want to to do it or need to do it, and you are at his level, you gotta deliver. Exactly, like when Smokey Robinson did a Hanukkah cameo. Happy Chanukah. I have no idea what Chanukah is, but happy Chanukah. Now that's perfection. So step it up for your next cameo, Cusack. The internet is watching. So then after this girl posted this on Threads, everyone came back with their John Cusack is stories. We're sure he loved it. Bye, John. Peace. The Christmas ads for Skims came out and it features all the Kardashian-Jenner sisters and they're already getting some comments on the internet of them being a little inappropriate. Here's Kylie with Santa dressed in pigtails like a little girl in a bra and- Why is that setting upsetting? It looks like a shining. It's weird. Yeah, the way they're just standing there, the pose is weird. Here's Kendall. They're giving like Polaroid look from like the 90s or 80s. I don't understand, is it sexy? There's some things we need to keep not sexual. Santa's one of those things. Haven't you ever heard of sexy Santa? No, Halloween is for sexy stuff, like sexy pirates and sexy this and that. Halloween is more sexy stuff than Christmas. Nobody ever says sexy Thanksgiving. How do we make Thanksgiving sexy? Stuffing, stuffing. We're all too bloated. You unbutton your pants and your belly blows out. Well, you could say, hey, instead of unbuttoning your pants, just don't wear pants. Oh! You're with your family. Grandma, put your pants on. Bottomless Thanksgiving at Chef's house, dude. Oh, things you can do with a drumstick. How's that? Whoa. Coming up. We got Jay-Z in New York. Any pressure preparing for the Super Bowl? No, no pressure. He feels pressure. Like, after Bad Bunny's. Following Bad Bunny is impossible. If Jay-Z just stands on stage and raps, it's boring. That's pretty much what he's going to do. Plus. Savannah Chrisley's fiancé, Jason Galanis, he has a lot more in common with her dad. They both served time back in the same federal prison in Pensacola, Florida. Do you do a prison-themed wedding? And you call it a lifetime sentence. TMZ, online and on your phone 24-7. Coming up... Richard Simmons' mansion has finally sold. This has had a rough road to selling, so it was first listed for $7 million. It sold for $3.8 million. Oh. Be right back. And now Jay-Z answered two of our questions about his upcoming Super Bowl halftime show. Jay, any pressure prepared for the Super Bowl? What's the preparation like? We would have preferred two other questions, but great job. We got Jay-Z in New York. Oh. And he totally talked to us, which is great since he just announced himself as the Super Bowl halftime performer. Jay, any pressure prepared for the Super Bowl? Don't have pressure. And then before Jay got into the car, she asked. What's the preparation like? Same as always. Is Beyonce coming out is the question. It would be interesting to ask him like what he would say to people who say he just chose himself. Well, I know those are the two questions. Well, he's not feeling pressure. I don't believe him that he doesn't feel any pressure. There's so much people like talking smack on him. He feels pressure. It's the biggest stage. I don't think he feels pressure. He's done this for so long. The greatest athletes will tell you always feel pressure if he doesn't feel pressure he shouldn't be doing the performance and he should feel a little pressure after last year and no offense like after Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny was awesome like it had so much like theatrics and like it was fun if Jay-Z just stands on stage and rap the reality is Rihanna really didn't run around the stage i thought Rihanna was good well the pregnancy was the big part of her that probably won't work for Jay that's why he has to do something big he can't just go out there and rap he's gonna have fireworks and he'll have like eight guests 100% Beyonce is gonna be out there just think about it jay and no pressure so Arvind did you hear the story about Kim Kardashian with the dog with the dog just they walk into a bar nah the story was like she had said she had a dog to be on a magazine it was like a canine magazine or something like that it was her very first cover she didn't have a dog But she was so desperate to get on the cover. She borrowed Nicole Richie's dog I think she was like Manifested and like you got some time you gotta fake it till you make it cuz I used to tell people I got a dog Before I even had a dog When she borrowed she didn't have a dog so she used her friends I used to have a crush on Kim out about a puppy Kevin have you met Kim K before did I have to be awake or did I had to be sleep? you know what i'm saying i've met her that way also yes and now it's the chrisley family in guess who's coming to dinner you may recognize him from the prison showers dad savannah chrisley's fiance jason galanis uh he has a lot more in common with her dad they go way back back to the same federal prison in pensacola florida they both served time were they in prison together their sentences overlapped yes we don't know if they interacted or not but yes they served time so does jason just show up to meet the parents and was like hey saw you in cell block e or maybe hey what happens in the house stays in the house and serving time isn't the only thing they have in common they were both there for committing fraud and they both got out thanks to this guy because Trump pardoned Todd and commuted Jason's sentence which is strange considering Jason was a former business partner of Hunter Biden why would he pardon somebody who was associated with Hunter Biden unless he flipped on Biden he did and now he's in flippin love and the two just announced they are about to have a baby there's a 27 year age gap too he's 56 years old wow sounds like a complex relationship as in Electra complex because Todd's 57 as for the wedding do you do a prison themed wedding no oh my god no i'm actually serious oh an orange tuxedo Serious Toilet wine for the cocktail hour Planning the perfect escape for their honeymoon Literally And you call it a lifetime sentence Marriage Trust us, you'll want to shiv each other eventually Congrats on going from a jailbird to a lovebird, Jason Richard Simmons' mansion has finally sold This has had a rough road to selling So it was first listed in June of 2025 for $7 million Then in December of last year it went into escrow for $5.8 Wow, what a price drop That fell through, then in May of this year, it went into contract for 5.7. Why? It was an old house though, man. No, but it's got a sweeping view. So it's finally sold now, after dropping from seven to 5.7, it's sold for 3.8. Oh. So almost half of what it was initially listed for. The buyer's not famous, but plans to restore it to its classic roots. It does need some work. If you see the deck there, the deck is- It needs a lot of work. I mean, it could look cool, if you just re-did everything. Although, this weekend, I drove by the Ravenswood Apartments on Rossmore in L.A. Oh my god! That's where Mae West used to live. That's where Mae West used to live. Oh, see, that's cool. No, it's really, it's the coolest building. You know Mae West was born in the 1800s? Yes! What a reference! Do you know, when I was six years old, I still remember it. I met a woman who was alive during the Civil War. And called her mom. Coming up! We got Natalie Nunn out, and she's talking about her Northwest costume. North was me for Halloween, so I had to get right and be Natalie West. But it's weird for an adult to dress up as, like, make fun of a kid. I think Kim's mad at me, actually. The TMZ Celebrity Tour is available to charter for any occasion. Birthdays, work events, bar mitzvahs, Earth Day, if that's still a thing. And chances are pretty dang good you're gonna spot a celeb. Right, reality superstar Josh Altman? Have you guys ever seen Million Dollar Listing? Just lying, just going. So head to TMZtour.com slash charters to get the ball rolling on your customized Arbor Day tour now! Some people celebrate Arbor Day. TMZ Celebrity Tour! We love a Uno reverse, right? We got Natalie Nunn out, and she's talking about her Northwest costume. Natalie Nunn was originally on the Bad Girls Club. She's now like the host and empire overlord of the baddies universe on Zeus. North was me for Halloween and then it was Freaky Friday so I had to get right and be Natalie West. It's weird for an adult to dress up as like make fun of a kid. Yeah, I thought it was weird that Natalie did North. I think Kim's mad at me actually. Apparently Kim had commented on the post and deleted a bunch of comments. I feel like, damn Kim, are you mad because I was North better than you? She did. She did better than Kim. Kim looked just like her. I cannot wait for Monday. What's Monday? Halloween is over. Harvey, you hate Halloween. And this Halloween is the best because it's on a Saturday. So you get a Friday and a Saturday. You know what's great? I was so excited. It's going to rain. No! I hope kids come to the door and I'm going to say, because it's raining. Just a minute. I'll be right there. Coming up. Jennifer Lawrence says that she got a breast lift after she had her second son you know what i think honestly women who do that they're thinking you know if this doesn't work out is that what they're thinking i just had my second kid what i'm thinking about is my second husband yeah jennifer lawrence says that she got a breast lift after she had her second son because the body just didn't bounce back like it did after her first pregnancy she did an interview with The Cut and she said after she had her first kid in 2022 everything pretty much was back to normal but after the second baby in 2025 it just did not happen there was a nude scene in a movie that was being pitched to her and she just did not feel comfortable going on screen without any clothes on you know what i think honestly women who do that right after like the second kid or whatever they're thinking you know if this doesn't work out is that what they're thinking i just had my second kid what i'm thinking I was thinking about my second husband. Yeah. If something happens to your first husband and you have kids already, you don't need a second husband. Well, it's just not true. Scooter Braun. Cause men can't take care of themselves. That is such a myth. Bro, who had to book your movie tickets for Saturday? Was that a man who did that? I was trying to complicate it for him to get the tickets from my phone to his phone. He goes, oh, you just, can you use my phone and do it? Mr. Braun's like, I got you movie tickets and a colonoscopy. You were all set, sir.