Tom Holland’s Funniest Spider-Man Moments | Best Scenes

What's up, guys? You forget your pin number? Whoa, you're the Avengers. What are you guys doing here? Hey! Thor? Hulk? Good to finally meet you guys. I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. What are you doing here? Spider-Man from YouTube. I'm not. I'm not. You were on the ceiling. No, I wasn't. Ned, what are you doing in my room? You may let me in. You said we were going to finish a Death Star. You can't just bust into my room. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. Let's go to dinner. Ty, Ned, you want Ty? No, he's got a thing. A thing to do after. Okay, maybe put on some clothes. Hey, suit lady, what are they doing? Do you want to hear what they're saying? I can hear what they're saying. Uh, yeah. Activating enhanced reconnaissance mode. I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. The rest is all mine. Whoa, that's so cool. I can't believe they're still cleaning up that Triskelion mess. I love it. They keep making messes. We keep getting rich. Target inbound. Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist. I could catch them all red-handed. This is awesome. Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening. Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode? Uh, enhanced combat mode? Yeah. Activating instant kill, no no no no no I don't want to kill anybody, deactivating instant kill That just happened, what was that? You jumped off the sign and landed on your face Lady, what's wrong with my web shooters? Rapid Fire is the default for enhanced combat mode. Why would I need Rapid Fire? Would you like to see more options? You have 576 possible web shooter combinations. Mr. Stark really overdid it. All right, this is your stop. Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it. Move it. Hey, hey, hey. Liz. Move, Liz. Move, Liz. Liz. Ah! Ah! Ah! You're OK. You're OK. You're OK. Ah! OK. Ah! Good, good. Come on up. Come on up, guys. Stay back. Come on in. So, is everyone okay? This is your chance, Peter. Kiss her. Thank you. Remember me? Hey, I need information. You're going to give it to me now. All right, chill. Come on. What happened to your voice? What do you mean, what happened to my voice? I heard you by the bridge, I know what a girl sounds like. I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! I mean, I'm a- I'm a man! I don't care what she wears, boy or girl. I'm not a girl, I'm a man! Come on, man, look, who is selling these weapons? I need to know, give me names or else! You ain't never done this before, huh? Deactivate interrogation mode. You head in there, Gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, the dad talk. Don't let him intimidate you. Love you. Love you, gumdrop. Have a safe flight. You look so pretty. Does she know? What? So she doesn't. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons, I didn't want my daughter to date. Peter, more important than family, you saved my daughter's life. I could never forget something like that, so I'm going to give you one chance. Are you ready? Walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened, and don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again. Because if you do, I'll kill you and everybody you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family, Pete. You understand? You just saved your life. What do you say? Thank you. You're welcome. You go on in there. You show my daughter a good time. Okay? Just not too bad. Hey, Happy. What, uh, what are you doing here? I really owe you one. I don't know what I would do without this job. I mean, before I met Tony... So, uh, how long you been here? Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. In the toilet? No, he's upstate. Upstate, like upstate, upstate? Yeah, let's go. That was a test, right? There's nobody back there? Yes, you passed. All right, skedaddle there. Thank you, Mr. Stark, thank you. Yeah, thank you. I told you he was a good kid. He left. Everybody's waiting. You know what? He actually made a really mature choice. Just surprised the heck out of us. Did you guys screw this up? He told the kid to go wait in the car. Are you kidding me? I have a room full of people in there waiting for some big announcement. What am I going to tell them? Think of something. How about, um... Ha! You still got that ring? Do I? I, uh... They engaged... Are you kidding? I've been carrying this since 2008. Okay. I think I can think of something better than that. Well, it would buy us a little time. Like we need time. I can't believe you have that thing in your pocket. Can you get the door for you, hon? Hi. Thank you. Bae? What just happened? Heads up. Nick Fury's calling you. Nick Fury's gonna call me? Yeah. Why? Why? Because he probably has some hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. He calls superheroes. Well, I mean, if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else, not me. Apparently not. That's it. No caller ID? That's him. I don't really want to talk to Nick Fury. Answer the phone. Why? Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him. Well, why don't you want to talk to him? Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone. You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? Yeah. You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. Did you hear that? They're calling me. It's- I gotta go. I gotta go. You gotta talk to him. I'm gonna call him. I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will. You do not ghost Nick Fury! I promise you, I'll call him. After my trip. Hey! Yeah, I- No, no, he's not ghosting you. Signore, sit down. There's nothing in there. I swear. Please, no. How embarrassing. Now! Hurry up! Weird. No, no, no! Uh, don't! Sorry, uh... I thought this was the bathroom. This is not what it looks like, just... Yeah. What are you doing? Brad! I'll leave you two alone. Oh my god, don't shoot anybody. Brad! It's not what it looks like, buddy! Hey man, look. Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you want to hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. No, that's not what that was, honestly. I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ, it's obvious. But I like her too. Wait a minute, you cannot show her that photo, dude, come on. I'm sorry, man, I have to. She deserves the truth. Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody, back on the bus. Ten minutes to go. Hello, Peter. How can I help you? Hey, um, where's this guy with my glasses coming in? Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up? Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. Brad Davis. Is he a target? Is Brad a target? Um... Yeah, he's a target. He's a target. Copy that. Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike. Initiating what now? Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle. Edith. Kill glasses, Parker. Why'd you pay for these? Flash, give them back. No, no, no. I'm really paying you a compliment. Edith. Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? Did you just punch Flash? No. Firing. Edith. Commencing second strike. Peter, plant your fanny in that seat and buckle up right now. Look at the fanny mountain goats! Fanny mountain goats? Oop, okay, I don't see any mountain goats. You missed him. Wait, wait, is that... Do you think that's Spider-Man? Uh, no, no, no, it's like a European rip-off version of him. I was actually reading about him the other day. It's not him. Here we go. Marcel, he's getting bigger! What's it? What's his name? What's his name? Uh, it's Night Monkey. Night Monkey? Yeah, yeah. Night Monkey! Yeah. Night Monkey, help! Night Monkey. Save us! What? Night Monkey, we're stuck! Oh, no, no. Help, help! We'll be right back. What the hell was that? I don't know. What is it, like some kind of projector or something? Yeah, but it's really advanced. It looked so real. Yeah, really real. Wait a minute, does that mean that... Elementals are fake? That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right? There was fire and destruction and who would do something like that? Hey, I'm Spider-Man and I've really messed up. Wait, you're being serious right now? Mm-hmm. You're not joking with me like you're 100% serious because it's not funny? No, I'm not joking. Because I was only like 67% sure. MJ? So why are you here? Why are you on this school trip? MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions, but look, we really have to get out of here, okay? Okay, okay. I can't believe I figured it out. I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how could I be that stupid? He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me. You had access to killer drones? Yeah, I didn't really want them, especially after I almost killed Brad. You almost killed Brad? Look, I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but I think he tapped my phone. Okay, so what are you gonna do? Well, I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person. Oh, Ned, perfect. The costume looks great. For the costume party at the prince's castle. She knows, I told her. He didn't tell me, I figured it out. Oh, that's cool. Like a long time ago. Oh. Look, Mysterio is a fraud. But he saved me and Buddy's lives. No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech. Yeah, he's using these like hologram projectors. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah. So you guys were like working the case together or what? It's been mostly me. Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over, okay? Got it. Easy. Wow, you guys lie with such ease. I gotta go. Wait, wait, wait, the projector. You're gonna need this. Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger. So, you know, too, it's cool. I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition. You can move your dad out! You okay? I'm okay. Let's just... Never. Never doing that again. I'm never doing that again. Okay. Well, I should probably get out of here. Be safe. See you later. This is Breaking News. We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, a.k.a. Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning, you may find this video disturbing. I managed to send the Elemental back to the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else. Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties. Do it! Execute them all! The shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, thedailybugle.net. There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves. You might want to sit down. Spider-Man's real. Spider-Man's real name is... Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. What the f- Well, I, um, really appreciate you doing this for me, sir. Don't mention it. Call me sir. Right, sorry. You ready? I'm ready. Nice knowing you, Spider-Man. Wait, excuse me? The entire world's about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, including me. Everyone? Uh, can't some people still know? Well, that's not how the spell works, and it's very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting. So my girlfriend's just going to forget about everything we've been through? I mean, is she even going to be my girlfriend? That depends. Was she your girlfriend just because you're Spider-Man? I mean, I don't know. I really hope not. All right, fine. All right. Everyone in the world is going to forget that you're Spider-Man except your girlfriend. Thank you so much, Seth. Oh, my God, Ned. Ned. What is a Ned? He's my best friend, so it's really important to me that Ned knows me. Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell anymore while I'm casting it. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done. Nah, but my Aunt May should really know. Peter, stop tampering with the spell. When she found out that I was Spider-Man, it was really messy, and I don't think that I could go through with that again. So my Aunt May? Yes. You happy? No, I'm annoyed. No, it's a nickname. Harold Happy Hogan. He used to work for Tony Stark, but then he was kind of dead anyway. Would you just stop talking to me? Whoa! Basically, everyone that's done with Spider-Man before should still know. What? No! my spell six times five times you changed my spell you don't do that i told you and that is why spell was completely out of control if i hadn't shut it down something catastrophic could have happened steven listen i am so sorry call me sir sorry sir yeah yeah it has to be peter peter hey peter oh it's okay it's okay it's okay i'm a nice guy who the hell are you i'm peter parker I am Spider-Man. In my world, but then yesterday I was I was just here. Any theory? Multidimensional reality? All real? Yeah. Dora. Spell? Like magic spell? No, there's no spell. No, sir. No. Magic's real here too? I mean... Shut up. No, it's not real. I mean, there's magicians and stuff, but there's no like... For what? That's your Peter Parker. I don't carry an ID with me, you know, it kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. I was trying to see if you have the tingle thing. I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. Can you not throw the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person. And I respect it. Crawl around. Crawl around? Yes. No. Yes, crawl around. Why do I need to crawl around? Because this is not enough. This is plenty. No, it's not. Yes, it is. So, do you have a best friend too? I did. You did? He died in my arms. After he tried to kill me. It was heartbreaking. You, uh, on a diagnostic? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Did you mean death? Or... Peter. Peter. We're all called Peter. Yeah, we're all Peter. Peter Parker. Same again. Oh, I'm ready. Yep, me too. Okay, so now all we gotta do is lure these guys someplace, right? Try to cure them while they try to kill us and then send them home. Using a magic box. Oh, that's the plan. So, are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor or... You got your suit. Here's your web cartridges. Oh, thanks, man. What's that for? Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why? That came out of you. Yeah. You can't do that, huh? No. How on earth? Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Look, this is where we're gonna do this, okay? It's isolated so no one should get hurt. We draw them there with a box. It's the one thing they all want. All we have to do is figure out how we're gonna get there. Oh, we can portal there. What? I'm magic now. Yeah, no, no, he's right. Yeah, he can, he can. Yeah, we saw. Yeah, he is. Wait, really? Dude, I got Dr. Strange magic. And I promise you, I won't turn into a supervillain and try to kill you. Okay, thank you. You know, Max was, like, the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a... Pool of electric eels. That'll do it. There it goes. You okay? Oh, my back. It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess. Oh, yeah. No, I got a middle back thing, too. Really? Yeah. You want me to crack it? Yeah. That'd be great. All right. You ready? Yeah. That's good. That was it. Wow. That's good. Right? That's better. Yeah. Wow. God, this is so cool. I always wanted brothers. You, like, make your own web fluid in your body. I'd rather not talk about this. No, I don't mean to. Are you teasing me? No, no, no, no, no. He's not teasing you. It's just that we can't do that. So naturally, we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all. If it's personal, I don't want to, like, pry, but I just think it's cool. I wish I could tell you, but it's like I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens. Whoa. Like, does it just come out of your wrists, or...? Does it come out of anywhere else? Only... Only the wrists. You've never had a web block? Because I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab. That's... And it's a hassle compared to what you got. That sounds like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that. I was like, Oh, I had a web block. Whoa, whoa, whoa, why? Existential crisis stuff. Yeah, I mean, like, don't get me started on that. Hey, what are, like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought? Seems you've met some of them. That's a good question. Yeah, I fought, uh... An alien made out of black goo once. Oh, no way. I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space. Oh. Yeah, he was purple. I don't want to fight an alien. I'm still like that you fought an alien in space. I'm lame compared, like, I fought a Russian guy in a, like, a rhinoceros machine. Can we rewind it back to the I'm lame part? Because you are not. No, thanks. No, yeah, I appreciate that. I'm not saying I'm lame. I'm just saying, like... But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... Listen, I... Because you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can take it. You are amazing. I can take it. You are amazing. Thank you, yeah, thank you. Will you say it? No, I kind of needed to hear that. Thank you. What the hell is going on out there? I keep yelling at you, Peter 2, Peter 2, Peter 2. I know, but I thought you were Peter 2. What? I'm not Peter 2. Stop arguing, both of you. Listen to Peter 1. Look, we're clearly not very good at this. I know, I know, we suck. I don't know how to work as a team. Me neither. Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't want to brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers. The Avengers? Yeah. That's great! Thank you. What is that? Wait, you don't have the Avengers? Is that a band? Are you in a band? No, I'm not in a band. No, the Avengers is the Earth's Mightiest... I was just helping! Look, it's not important. All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle, and coordinate our attacks, okay? Yes. Okay. Let's pick one target. Right. And we take them off the board one at a time. Now you got it. Okay. Peter one, Peter two. Peter two. Peter three. All right, let's do this. Ready? All right, let's do this.