The best of Tony Stark & Peter Parker

What? Nothing. You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. Led Zeppelin! This is crazy. car parked outside. Oh, Mr. Parker. What, are you doing a little video diary? What? What are you doing? Hey, I'm Peter. Tony. Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do? What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web him up. Okay, copy that. What are you doing here? It's about time we met. You've been getting my emails right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, speaking of loyalty. Let's see how it goes. What? I know what you're gonna say. You should not be here. I was gonna go home. I don't wanna hear it. But it was such a long way down, and I just thought about shooting you back. And now I gotta hear it. Incoming call from Tony Stark. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't answer. Mr. Parker. Got a sec? Uh, I'm actually at school. No, you're not. I approved. So now, we're in business. I definitely did not apply for your grant. Nuh-uh, me first. Okay. Quick question of the rhetorical variety. That's you, right? Um, no. What do you, what do you mean? Yeah. I gotta take him down. Take him down now, huh? Steady, Crockett. There are people who handle this sort of thing. The Avengers? No, no, no. Just a little below their pay grade. Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come all the way out here. I had that. I was fine. Oh, I'm not here. Thank God this place has Wi-Fi or you would be toast right now. Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Hey, man. What's up, Mr. Stark? Kid, where'd you come from? The field trip. You know that! What is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark? Uh, he's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard. Why? Yes, why? Because I said so! Sorry, I'm talking about a teenager. Lordy, can you even see in these? Yes, yes, I can. Look, I can't. Uh, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. Anyway, have you ever been to Germany? No. Oh, you'll love it. I can't go to Germany. Why? I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. Pete, you gotta let go. I'm gonna catch you. But you said save the wizard! I'm going to sit here so you move the leg. Stay close to the ground. Build up your game, helping the little people. Like that lady, the bunch of the churro. I helped this lost old Dominican lady. She was really nice when she bought me a churro. Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? But I'm ready for more than that now. No, you're not. That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America. Trust me, kid. Cap wanted to lay you out. He would have. AHHHHH! Great things are about to happen. What is that? I'm at band practice. That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What's up? I gotta go and call, hey. What the hell? Hi Spider-Man. Band practice was it, Mr. Stark. I screwed the pooch hard, big-time. Previously on Peter screws the pooch If you even cared, you'd actually be here. It was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed right To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? Let's just say it was so. You're the spider-ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy. I'm Spider-Man. Not in that onesie, you're not. It's not a onesie. How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker on my suit or something? I put everything in your suit, including this heater. Whoa And this suit is ridiculously intuitive, by the way, so if anything, it's kind of your fault that I'm here. What did you just say? I take that back. All right. I've run out of patience. On to Roos! Stark, it smells like a new car in here! Happy trails, kid. Thanks. Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just a new suit. Wait, it's nothing. Mr. Stark, it's perfect. Thank you. Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation. Okay. Friday, send him home. Oh, come on! Don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate. Ah. What exactly is it that they do? Take names, kick ass. Yeah, that's fine. All right, just get over here, please. See him down there? He's in trouble. What's your plan? Go. Okay, okay. Uh. Okay, did you ever see this really old movie, Aliens? It's all about the dance-off to save the universe. What dance-off? Like in Footloose, the movie. Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history? It never was. Don't encourage this, all right? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here. Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry. I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip, you understand? You ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back? Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy? I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side. I'm 15. No, this is where you zip it, all right? The adult is talking. I'm back up. No, you're still awake. The adults are talking. I swear to you, I'm gonna french fry this little freak. Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go! Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just... Hey, everyone. Good job. It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig. Hey, May! My gosh. Uh, I wanted to tell you what a incredible job your nephew did this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. Everyone was impressed. Come on! It's a friggin' merge, I'm sorry. This is because you're not in Queen's Boulevard. Whoa. Wait a minute. Guess who? Hi. Hey, man. Yeah. Oh, that was scary. Yeah. You're done. All right? It's so hard for me to believe that she's someone's aunt. Yeah, well, they come in all shapes and sizes, you know. This walnut date loaf is exceptional. Let me just stop you there. Yeah. As walnut date loaves go. That wasn't bad. Hey, Mae. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. I think that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over. You can edit it. Stay down. No, it's good. I got to get him back. You're going home or I'll call Aunt May. You're done. You better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking this. Don't tell Aunt May. Sorry. I'll get her. Holy cow. You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space and I got all dusty and I must have passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Dr. Strange was there, right? He was like, it's been five years. Come on. They need us. It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. What are you doing? Oh, this is nice.