Momma's Burgers vs McDonald's Pt1

Kids always want to go to McDonald's and moms are always ready to deny them. When you're a child, if your mother doesn't take you to McDonald's, you don't think she can cook. And I have one of those mothers, you know, no matter what you want, she has the ingredients at home. You say, Mom, I want to stop and get some McDonald's. She go, I got hamburger meat at home. But I want McDonald's hamburger. I'll make your hamburger better than McDonald's. Better than McDonald's? That's right. When you get home, you can help mama make it. You say, ----, that's better than McDonald's. Your mother say, OK, go get me a big black frying pan from under the stove. So you hand a big black frying pan. And she said, now, why are you in there? I want you to go get a refrigerator. Give me the chopped meat. And while you're in there, get me a green pepper and onion. And you said, Ain't no green peppers in McDonald's.